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This e-book has mature humor and isnot suitable for children. Nothingmentioned in this book is based on anykind of facts whatsoever. Thecolumns aren't written with theintention to offend anyone. They aremeant to be nonsensical satiricalpieces that usually only makes thewriter laugh and no one else. Allstories about celebrities, newschannels, religion, and othereminent personalities are completelymade up and have no element of truthattached to them. The writer is just abitter asshole so please don't payany attention to what he's saying.