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About the Author:
Sammii is a 22-year-old web content writer and Twitter addict. She has a justified amount of authority over the subject because she's a consumer who will probably by anything arguably cute or interesting at least once, in order to try it out and because she basically lives online and breathes pixels.

About the Article:
This was originally intended to be a blog post, i.e. it was written for fun, hence the tone that it uses, but despite sounding like a rant, I believe that it makes a lot of sense, so I've decided to share it with everyone so they could take what they want from it. Twitter IS being used as a marketing tool so it's about time someone on the receiving end of the ads said something. So go ahead, print it, read it, rip it apart, make paper airplanes with it or use it to help build a bonfire.

Edit: Re-uploaded on PDF to fix the formatting. Yes. I can be an idiot. Now hush.