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Vol No CIX No: 255
Praying Doves and Preying Vultures
Goa, Saturday 12 September, 2009 Ground realities indicate that the Faleiro-Thomas proposition may be the only way out, says TEOTONIO R DE SOUZA
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he had retained his clerical prefix in the press. Priests paved with good intentions. Only the kicks of history
can benefit from the safety of the pulpit and its cap- have brought about most significant reforms. Almir de
tive audience, but the prefix can help when they ven- Sousa is still peddling a pedantic distinction of reform
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ture into the secular press where they could get from inside and outside. The Church cannot limit the
irst, it was the councillors of the Margao Municipal Council (MMC). freedom of the Holy Spirit to work his reforms from
sucked into uncharted and murky waters. He need not
The so-called city fathers wanted both the bidders for the contract pose as a layman defending the Archbishop and a fel- any one side!
to set up the solid waste treatment facility at Sonsodo to take low priest. The kicks of history have brought us far beyond
them on a trip to see a successfully working garbage treatment facility. Almir de Sousa started his harangue accusing me of the medieval perceptions of divine power transmit-
While Hyderabads Ramky ignored the firman, the IL&FS-Fomento classifying and dividing the community of faith into ted through and controlled by the Hildebrandian
combine obliged. In their junket to New Delhi, the councillors seem to servants, slaves and rebels. Had he read Dr F E No- Church that sought to construct Christendom in Eu-
have got in a lot of fun, but little enlightenment. ronhas column of the previous week (Herald, 22 Aug) rope over and above the heads of the States. The
Whatever a city does, the district must do better. And so it came to be he should have known that my text was partly in re- midrashik-homiletic history saw its glorious days
that the South Goa Zilla Panchayat (ZP) is now going to follow suit, only sponse to that, and I did not merit the undue credit of through Crusades and Inquisition. Unfortunately it
on a much larger scale, both numerically and geographically. A jumbo 25- inventing the classification. Such distortions of truth survives till date through Islamic republics and their
member team of the South Goa ZP is going to be touring not just Delhi, to proclaim that We are the Church can go unchecked more radical Taliban promoters. Those who wish us
but Rajasthan too, for its so-called annual study tour, from 3 to 13 October. in the pulpit, not in a public debate. to believe that we owe that all that is modern in
We are the Church, proclaims Almir de Sousa. thought and practice to the Catholic Church fail to
The official explanation of the official tour is that the central purpose Perhaps if all would admit with humility and without distinguish the chasm that divides the fundamental-
of the outing is facilitating the South Goa ZP members to acquaint seeking privileges all the consequences of Christs ists and the rebels in any society.
themselves with the functioning of the district panchayat bodies in the incarnation. The bishops and the clergy (where are the Church collaboration with builders under the garb
touring areas, so that they can suggest improvements in the system back representatives of a significant percentage of the low of necessary diocesan projects, or in extending parish
home. Considering that Delhi is a large metropolitan city with a municipal castes?) are a special breed of privileged sinners, dif- residences, may not be a gift, but only a curse of the
corporation, exactly what great insights will that portion of the tour bestow ferent from the humblest among the laity? The les- Holy Spirit, despite the snide defence by the sociolo-
upon our eager-to-learn panchayat members? sons about Pharisaism in Almir de Sousas text were gist Jason Fernandes that the diffused misappropria-
Rajasthan is a much better choice, as the state was the launching ground applied in the Gospels to the clergy of that time, and tion by old Goan elites, wedded to the Church which
for the three-tier model of the Panchayati Raj system. Former Prime could be applied to the clergy of our times. An expert preaches the fiction of united and undivided commu-
Minister Jawaharlal Nehru inaugurated the countrys first Panchayat Samiti in Catechetics should know that better than us. nity, is preferable to the danger represented by the
(the second tier, which doesnt exist in Goa) at Nagaur on 2 October 1959, I would request Almir de Sousa to review and cast real estate-political lobby of national-imperial forces
on the occasion of the birth anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi, whose dream aside his modern caste mentality, stop reducing per- HISTORICAL EXPLORATIONS in swindling the Church.
it was that decentralisation of power and grassroots democracy through sons to their professional garbs of historians or pro- us also not re-live the phantasies of age-old caste-rid- losophy there: state your position, make short shrift of Watch out the vultures hovering over Valpoi. Anoth-
Panchayati Raj would create an India ruled from its villages. fessors, and stay open to the Holy Spirit who has many dled confraternities and fábricas that flourished with the adversaries, reduce even the brightest of them to er Soutomayor type of operation in the making? Over
other charisms in store for his faithful. Unless, of lands expropriated from co-villagers to build a colonial the status mentally handicapped (never admit you did 65,000 sq m of prime agricultural land seems to be
Pandit Nehru remarked at the function that the three-tier Panchayati course, Almir de Sousa is also privy to the Holy Spirit Christianity. That is where lies the chronic source of not understand them) and pronounce the standard involved. Only the ground realities, not pre-fabricated
Raj structure was introduced as a system of governance and a means of and knows all his hidden stores. many present-day woes, worsened by the preying vul- verdict in Latin: Ergo reiciendum est! (Therefore it sociological models, can tell us if the Faleiro-Thomas
democratic decentralisation, for linking the people from the Gram Sabha Bishops can and should devolve responsibilities of tures. should be rejected!) You have won! proposition is not the only way out against the cannily
to the Lok Sabha. In fact, the Rajasthan Pradesh Congress Committee non-pastoral nature to the laity. We could keep for the Almir de Sousas idea of reforming the Church of Goa The most saddening feature in this entire debate manoeuvered diffused misappropriations.
(RPCC) has announced that it will celebrate 50 years of Panchayati Raj on pulpit or sacristy the tales about the Church as the from within Goa (not from Portugal or elsewhere!) also is that the Church in Goa, instead of transmitting the We could look forward to a Goan version of the
2 October in Jaipur, inviting top party functionaries, including Congress fountainhead of all legal systems and freedoms! His- raises questions about the catholicity of the Church. image of kingdom of God, of Jesus who emptied him- Oscar-winner The Name of the Rose, with a plot based
President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. Over one tory is more ambiguous in this respect. There can be And while saying that brief stays are not sufficient for self (kenosis) and was crucified with nothing that he in a secret archive of legados and pensões, the blind
lakh elected representatives from Rajasthans Panchayati Raj institutions no true accountability without responsibility and dem- any reform, Almir de Sousa seems ignorant of the mis- could call his own (rights) is increasingly revealing a librarian Borges replaced with a sharp-eyed priest who
will attend the event. That, indeed, is an event worth attending. ocratic representation, whatever the charming fiction sionary history which presents at least two stalwarts spiritual bankruptcy. Obviously, the mystical body does dallies in the land market. He carries a deadly poison
But that is on 2 October, and our South Goa ZP worthies are departing of sons and daughters of God or the church-style St Paul and St Francis Xavier who were rarely in one not feed on mystical rice and curry. A mere suggestion of Konkan herbs in his sleeves, ensuring that no op-
Goa on 3 October for Delhi and will proceed to Rajasthan only later. dialogue. place for any long period of time. of State legislation to check the transparency and ac- ponent of his deals survives to tell the story. His col-
Obviously, this momentous occasion in the life of Indias Panchayati Raj Announcing the creation of new Forums, if they are A fresh attempt at deconstruction (also a neo-co- countability of the temporal goods of the Church was lateral interest, also a cover-up strategy, is to aid a job
is not on their agenda. Then why, pray, are they burdening the state to be like most existing parish and diocesan councils, lonial discourse of the West?) by two Rachol pundits sufficient to raise the hackles of the rich and the pow- colleague in his favourite pastime about the etymol-
exchequer to the tune of over Rs8 lakh? According to South Goa ZP is no comfort. The concentration of powers is as much (Herald, 9 Sep) calling me biased, hooked on, cap- erful who need the Church, but present themselves as ogy of the Church in European languages and the con-
officials, that covers the air fare, accommodation, food and beverage harmful in the State as in the Church. Pluralism and tive of , and other derogatory adjectives does not seem its faithful servants, who can ensure that the more tribution of the Canon Law to world civilisations.
expenditure and, obviously, sight seeing arrangements of the touring ZP devolution of powers is the only way of ensuring re- to be a good strategy of winning any argument. It re- humble sons and daughters of the Church benefit from We too may never know the name of the Rose. They
sponsibility and consequent accountability. But let minds me of the days they taught me scholastic phi- crumbs of their charity. tell us it was a Golden Rose...
functionaries. They include 20 ZP members, one co-opted member, one
accounts officer, two engineers and the ZPs chief executive officer.
With no powers and no work, it seems an important task on the ZPs
agenda is the bodys annual study tour. Last year, they went to Sikkim,
at a cost of Rs5 lakh. This year, its Delhi and Rajasthan. Its taxpayers
Tongue in Cheek
Don’t Sneeze, Please! By Adelmo Fernandes
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money theyre spending; ours and yours. But ours is not to question why n the past no one gave you even a second glance if you happened to sneeze it is not just one single burst, but a series of sneezes which just not just any old mask, but the N95. That way you can keep all the germs
and, it seems, theirs is just to tour and fly! sneeze. But nowadays even a stifled sneeze is sufficient for those around goes on and on, seemingly without ending. So when I began to sneeze in to yourself without giving sharing them with others.. It is understood that
to look at you with suspicion. All of a sudden you realise that a simple the bus, the chap sitting next to me vacated his seat after giving me a you involuntarily close your eyes whenever you sneeze. This way you ac-
Duplicate security? cold is enough for people to look down upon you. An everyday cold with
all its symptoms like a cough, a running nose and, worst of all, a sneeze
is sufficient for you to feel like an outcaste or an untouchable.
scornful look. I heard him murmur something about me carrying the H1N1
virus. The news spread like wildfire among the passengers in the bus.
Some were talking of stopping the bus and forcing me to get out. But
tually do not see the damage you do by spreading the germs.
Be that as it may, dont be surprised if in the near future you find a board
that says No Sneezing alongside the notice which reads No Spitting and
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ne does not know exactly what Transport Minister Ramkrishna As children we are taught to cover our mouths whenever we cough or fortunately for me, better sense prevailed and I was allowed to continue No Smoking. Also, do not be surprised if a notice springs up, which goes
Sudin Dhavlikar is thinking, since he is seeing conspiracies sneeze. Somewhere down the line we have probably forgotten this eti- with the journey. But for obvious reasons, none of the other passengers somewhat like this: Sneezing in public is punishable by law.
behind every voice raised in protest, and says that his favourite quette and now cough and sneeze without caring a damn about the spray was willing to sit next to me. No one was willing to take a chance. So I In the near future, the restriction may even be extended to the act of
High Security Registration Plates (HSRP) are being duplicated. of tiny germs that we let out in the air. Now we are made to learn this basic travelled sitting alone on the seat made for two. coughing. But then you cannot blame the general public for such behav-
etiquette all over again. The reason is that H1N1 flu is, literally speaking, in It is common knowledge that whenever you sneeze you are expected iour. More than the H1N1 virus, it is panic that is in the air. Even a simple
One thought HSRPs basic purpose was to make duplication impossible. the air. to cover your mouth and nose. But then the Oxford English Dictionary cough is enough for some to scurry to the nearest hospital and ask for a
They are supposed to have a hot-stamped chromium-based hologram, The H1N1 virus has become the most talked about virus after the one describes a sneeze as a sudden, audible involuntary expulsion of air through swab test. Nobody wants to take a chance with the virus. Some most un-
an ingressed IND legend, a laser-etched 9 digit code, tamper-proof that affects your computer. Unfortunately, tackling it is not as simple as the nose. The important word in the description is the word sudden. Yes, fortunate deaths in the country, which have been attributed to the virus,
snap locks, a security inscript on the numbers, which have embossed installing anti-virus software in your PC. Whenever you are about to sneeze, indeed a sneeze can happen so suddenly that you hardly have any time to have contributed to the panic. More than the pandemic, it is the panic
borders, superior-grade reflective sheeting, and a self-destructing third you are supposed to cover your mouth and your nose, come what may. react. Forget about reaching your pocket for the handkerchief. You may associated with the disease that is worrisome.
licence plate on the windshield. I learnt this the hard way the other day when I was travelling by bus. I not be able to cover your mouth and nose even with your bare hand. Cov- Indeed never in the past has anyone looked upon a casual sneeze which
If all these supposedly high-security features can be duplicated by had a moderate dose of the common cold. The sudden shower after a long ering your mouth with a handkerchief should be more of a reflex action. such disdain. The best way out from this mess is to stay indoors whenever
ordinary Goan technicians, it means they offer no security at all! So why gap could probably be the reason the influenza virus decided to make my But it rarely is. you have even a simple common cold. Within the four walls of your house
are we wasting our money on them...? respiratory tract its home. The problem was that whenever I happen to The only probable solution to the problem is to wear a mask at all times you can sneeze to your hearts delight.