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WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

PENTIUM Produces Errorneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding


Mathematics

MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools


Teenagers

PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN It Still Does Nothing

SCSI System Can’t See It

DOS Defective Operating System

BASIC Bill’s Attempt to Sieze Industry Control

DEC Do Expect Cuts

OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too

MACINTOSH Most Application Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs

WWW World Wide Wait

AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

RISC Reduced Into Silly Code

IBM I Blame Microsoft

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