FLATLINE THINKING MEDICAL EVALUATION

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Patient Name D P (initials to protect patient identity) Date 9/14/2009

DOB/Approximate Age 65 years Referred by Kfred

Weight 205 Height 5'9" SEX M

Danger to: Self x (own wallet)

Others

Obvious abnormalities: Describe
Subject displays distinct paralysis features of entire arm area on both
sides. Inconsistent behavior noted as initial test returned positive
results when tested with bill or invoice sample resulting in no
apparent movement of limbs. When test item replaced with $5 bill,
small cookie, or any other type of positive reinforcement item, subject
reacted in "blinding" display of quickness and agility.

Tested by Factorcrap Yes

Truthometer Deluxe No X** **Device began to smoke, buzz, and whir while testing
subject. Devise has never exhibited such tendencies in past
evaluations.
REPORT:
Subject referred for evaluation due to observation of increasingly frugal behavior and generation of
odd ideas. Director has noticed subject to be highly averse to hosting events when engaged in
social situations. During initial interview, subject suggested cause to be possible early on-set of
Alzheimer's. Entire evaluation team feels subject is faking and rather suffers from a severe case of
"CHEAP" disorder. Combined with subject's "alligator like" arm tendencies and strange
appearance, medical team suggests immediate remedial therapy.

TREATMENT PLAN:
Immediate retraining and re-introduction to basic social settings. Recognition, responsibility, and
reciprocation therapy recommended at this time. Suggest subject be interviewed by FTI
Foodservice division to determine if any known problems with food or beverage intake noted (none
suspected due to subject's weight.)
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