Dear Aunty 39Yenga veettukku pakkathula, 39 vayasula oru aunty irukkanga nalla periya paiyum, roundsoothumma thala,thalannu iruppanga.Nalla sikappu. Avanga purushan veelaikku ponathum yenga veettukku vanthu pesittiruppanga. Appadi oru murai, “aunty, ulagathulayellathaiyum creativea seitha athil irukkura santhoshame thani. Padikkarathu,sappudrathu, samaikkarathu, yeen sexa kooda creativa seiyalam” yendreen. “Sexla poyiappadiyennada creativa seiyarathu 3-4nimishathula velaiya mudikkirar unga uncle.”yendrargal aunty. Nan “athellam solla mudiyathu aunty, senjuthan kattalam. Yegappattaideas irukku orunal fulla veenum” yendreen. “Sari nalakki kalaila uncle office ponathumveetukku va appadi yenna ideas vachirukkannu pakkalam” yendru solli vittu sendrargal.Yenakku ivvalavu seekkiram aunty masivargal yendru nambave mudiyavillai.Marunal suthamaga kulithu vittu, college povathaga veettil solli cut adithu vittu Auntyveettukku sendreen.10.00 mani irukkum. Kadhavai thiranthathum aunty yennaikattipidithukondargal. “Aunty ithu than yenakku muthal murai athanal yen pookkil seiyavidungal, avasaram illamal porumaiya seithal sugam jasthi” yendru nan sonnathum,kaiyai yetuthargal. Black colour nighty pottrunthargal. Nan avrgal nethiyil muthamittuvittu, kannathil mutham koduthu, uthattai kavvinen. 5 nmidam uthattai sappinakkivittu nakkai ulle vittuiruvarum french kiss panninoom. Pinbu auntyin periyaa paiyilkaivaithu thadavi partheen. Nan thodum muthal mulai. Nalla methu,methunnu irunthathu.Lesaga pisainthu kodutheen. Aunty neliya aarambithargal. Nighty ikku veliyil iruntheeside vazhiyaga Bravukkul kaiyai sorugi kambai nimindinen. Aunty, “Nightyyaavuthuttu Bravaiyum avuthurren nalla pesaiyalam” yendrargal. Nan,“avasarappadatheenga aunty” yendru solli auntyin pin puram sendru muttikkondirunthaavargal soothila nigthyikku melernthee kaiya vacheen. Lesa pesanjikitte soothupilavukkulkaiyai sorugi ottaiyai theecheen. Piragu munpuram thunikku meelernthee aunty juttyikkulkaiyai vittu pundaiya theicheen. Appo yen kolu pantukku ullaye nalla muttikittu, auntysoothula idichikkittu irunthathu. Aunty “deei unnodathu nalla yembidichuda, thoranthu pakkava?” yendrargal. Nan veenamnu sollittu aunty pundayai thadavarathileye kuriyairuntheen. Mudi neraiya irunthathu. “ yeen aunty shave pannalaiya” yendreen. “illada,unga unclekku yen appatha shave panni mulusa pakkanumgra asaiye irukkathu. Avuru pattukku pavadaiya thookkuvar, punda mayiru meleye nakkala 2-nimisham nakkuvar appuram sunniya ulle vittu atti oothittu paduthukkuvar.avvalavuthan. Avar sunny oralavu perusave irukkum. Yenakku atha oombanumnu aasaiya irukkum. ‘yeenga ungoladathasappureengambeen’ avuru ‘athellam vendam’nuttu ookka arambichiduvar”. “deei nee unsunnya sappa tharuveella?” yendrargal. “dhaaraalama thondavaraikkum kottaiyoodathareen, neenga asai theera sappalam, ippa muthalla unga pundayai shave pannalam bathroom vanga” yendru, Auntyin azhakaga aadum soothai pisainthukonde bathroomsendreen. Anga auntya nikka vachu nan avargal nighty ulle pugunthen. Ullernthee aunty jattya irakki avutheen. Onnum theriyavilla irutta irunthathu. Appadiye kaiyai pundaimayiru padarntha area vil vaithu,(nan thodum muthal pundai ithu) mayirai kodhivitten.neraya mayir valarnthu irunthathu. Adhai kodhi, kodhi, vaayai adhil vaithu nakkalnakki shave seiya iiram seithen. Aunty iduppu aada arambithuvittathu. Aunty munagi

konde, “Please da aappatha yethvathu seida ithukkumeela yennala thanga mudiyalada”yendru yen thalaiyai nightykku veliyilernthu aluthinargal. Nanum mudiya vittittu pudaiyila nakka vittu nalla nakki,nakki, urinjinen. Pundaiyai nakkikonde auntyin kovutti pagam muluthaiyum pisainthu vitten. Aunty ninna vare, ooooos,sooooo,haaaa, nnumunaginargal. Nan irutukkul, rendu kaiyalaiyum pundai uthattai virithu naduvula nakkaivegama aluthinen.Paruppu nakkla thattuchu. Kai rendaiyum yetuthu pinnala auntysootha aluthi pudichikkitten, appadiye vachi nakka melum,keelum ilutheen. “Hamma……oooommm, appadithan, sei, sei vanthuduchu, itho vanthiduchu” yendru ucham adaiya ponargal, nan ucham kodukkamal sadarnnu nightyikku veliye vanthu, aunty uthattai sappiavargal soottai adakka partheen. Adanga villai, avargal kaiyai pundaikku kondupoitheithu ucham parkka parthargal kaiyaiyum pidithukkonden. Pinbu oru 5 nimidamuthattai sappi avargal soottai kuraithen. “yennada nalla yethi vittu climax varappaadakkittiye nan thavichupoitten” yendrargal “Aunty kadasi neerathula thallipotta oreesugatha rendu sugama anubavikkalam” yendu solli bathroomlaye auntyai mallakka padukka vaithu nightyaiyum iduppukku meele yethinen. Muthal thadavaya pundayavelichathula theliva partheen. Aana mayir kada irunthichu pilavo, paruppo, punda uthadoonnume theriyala . “nalla pundaya pathu rasikkanumngra yennam kooda illama, uncleyeppadithan ithula ookkuraro theriyala Aunty” nnu soolikkitte athil vaiyai vaithu mayiraimattum yechilal iirapaduthinen. Uncleoda shaving razorala shave seiya arambithen.Auntyum kala nalla virichum, thookkiyum vasathiyaga kattinargal. Appadiye kundiottaiya suthi iruntha mayiraiyum lavagama shave pannitten. “Atha yenda shave panndra,anga poi yenna panna pora” yendrargal. “yenakku unga kundi oottayum roma pudichirukku aunty, nalla Brown colourla surukkam surukkama alaga irukku” yendren.“pudichirukkunna, vena asaitheera nakkikka aana athulallam soruva mudiyathu unakkumvalikkum yenakkum valikkum”.yenadrargal. “ Appadi valikkama yen kola ullasorivittenna yenna tharuveenga?”nnu nan ketten. Auntyum “Appadi ulla vuttutenainnakku yethana oolu yenna podaporiyo, nan romba soornthu ponalum innoru olukkuunakku pundaya virikkiren challenge!” yendru mallakka paduthukonde sonnargal. Nanum challenge! Yendreen. Indha kundi pechu swarasyathil, Shave panna piragu, pakkauthadu rendum, koothuma colurla alaga uppiyum, naduvula sevappu pilavoda lesa virinjamathiri iruntha aunty pundya appathan parthen. Aasaiyaga melava thadavikkoduthen.Lesa virichu parthen ullernthu paruppu yetti parthathu. Paruppin munaiyil oru viralvaithen Aunty iduppu thudithathu. Ullangaiyai vaithu mulu pundaiyum amukki pisainthen. Pundaiyai rendu viralal virithum, melirunthu keelaga surikkiyum, oottaiyeppadiyellam maruthunnu parthen. “aunty ithula urine pora ottai yenga irukkumnu”keetteen. Ataiyum oru viralal thottu parthen. Pundiyee nalla valu, valunnu irundhuchi.“Velayandathu podhumda, munna mathiriye vaya vachi nakkuda” yendru aunty Kalreduthaiyum thookki virithukkondargal. Kottai yedutha pala sula mathiri irundhathuaunty pundai. Appdiye vaiyai vaithu nakkinen. Kovutti fulla nakkinen. Rendu viralaserthu pundai oottaila soruvi kuthikkonde paruppai nakkal nakki orinjinen. 3nimishamnakki, sappi, orinjinen. Auntyikku climax vanthathu yen thalaiya aluthi pidichittusuperdaaaa, haaaaa,hooooo nnu munagi thudichittu appadiye paduthirunthargal.5nimidam nan shaving razorlam yeduthu vachittu vanthen. Intha velaikalil yen kol muttiappadiye ninnukkichu. Aunty yelunthu ukkarnthargal. “Ivvalavu neeram nee yepidrathakku pudicha, inga par un sunny yeppdi pantukkulla muttikkittu nikkuthu, munnalaolugurathee oori pantukku mela padarnthurukku. Sappa kodukkarennala. Ippa koduda,

yen pundaya rendu thadava nakkunalla, nan innum un thadiya pakkave illa, ippa yennaudala mavane pudukka kadichu thuppiduven paathukka “ yendrargal aunty. “nan athukkuthan ippa vanthen yeduthukkunga” nnu pantukku mela muttitirunthatha aunty moonjiltheithen. Aunty sirithuvittu. Yen pantai avuthuttu Jattiyaiyum kelattinargal. Yen sunnyavargal mugathil idithu aadiyathu. Athai asaiyaga pudichukittu “nalla size vachrikkeda,neelam uncle odathu mariye 8 inch irukkum, aana unnathu avarutha vida konjam thadiyairukku. Yennadathu mona vilagama moodirukku?” “Appadithan aunty yenakku irukkusari sappunga” nnu thadiyal avrgal vayil idithen. Vayai thiranthu appadiye mulunginargal. Nalla sappi, urinji oombinargal. Nakkal yen thadi muluvathum nakki,nakki urinjinarkal. Nuniyil nakkai sulatti yen ottai pakuthiyil mattum nakkai nimindinarkale pakkanumyenakku usure illa.Kottaiyaiyum vayil pottu sappi kothappinargal. Nan sunnuya vayil pottu oopathu pol thondai varai kuthinen. Ucham varuvathu pol irukkaiyil veliye yetuthuvitten. “paravallada thirumba vai nalla sappi vayileye kanjiya yetuthuren. Yenakku athu pidikkum. Uncle than pundiyileye pachinaru neeyavathu vyila koduda” nnu sonnargal“illa aunty atha apuuram yeduthukkunga, ippa veera mathiri sugama kanjiya yerakka poren” yendreen. Auntyum “yenna panna pora yen pundyila kuthi irakka poriya?Venanda unakku seekkiram kakkirum oppuram yenakku kashtam, nan pesama sappiye juce yetukkaren kudu” yendru sunnyai pidithargal. Nan oruvikkondu, avargal nightyaimele thookki, kuppura padukka vaithu, avargal mele nanum kuppura paduthen. Sunniyaisoothu pilavukkul soruvinen. Auntyum “super ideada”nnu solli soothai nandraga irukkikondargal. Nan yembi kuthinen. Thadi pilavukkul sendru ootai varai mutti, muttithirunbuchu. Oru 10 adi than ulle kanji adithathu. Appadiyee aunty muthugil paduthukonde “sappura asa theenthutha aunty” yendren. “un sunny yenakku romba pidichirukkuda nee sarinnu sollu. Ippave atha vaiyila pottukkuttu, veliya edukkamathotarnthu nalu thadava kanja adukkareen.” “athu sari, innum yevvalavu vela irukku”innu sollivitu yelunthu Aunty soothuppilavil iruntha yen kanjiya sutham seithu vittu,avargalaiyum kulithu vittu varumbadi sollivittu veliya vanthu uncle lungie matri T.V. parthen.10 nimidathil aunty kulithu mudithu, royal blue sareeyum, black jacketum pottukkonduvanthu, “mmm.. aduthu yenna idea vachirukka?” yendrargal. “neenga kithchen la lunchready pannunga nan pattukku yen velaiya pakkureen athukku munnadi Honey irunthayeduthukoduthuttu, kalanalla thooki virichikkittu ipadi padunga”nnu tharaya kattinen.Aunty paduthathum podavaya nalla iduppukkumela yethivittu virinja pundayil theenaioothi nalla pundai veliyilum ulleyum thadavi, Table fana katti kaya vaithen. Nanadragakainthu vada,vadannu anathum yelunthu samaikka sonnen. Aunty, “yenakkumsappumbothu un sunny inikkanumnu solli”, yen thandai lungieikkul pidithu uruvi,thandu, kottai, kavutti, mulusilum theenai thadavinargal. Pinbu samaikka sendrargal. Nindru konde Kaikari narukkinargal. Nan pinpakkathil mandi pottu, auty pudavaiyaiiduppil yetri mudintheen. Soothu nalla palapalappa therinjithu. Rendu kaiyaleyum pidichu pisainthen. Soothu pooravum mugatha vachi theitheen. Nakkai nalla neettisoothil vaithu melum keelum soothu pooravum iluthu nakkineen.Pilavukkul Nakkai vittuthulavineen. Kaiyai pilavukkul thulavi oottaiyai melava kuthinen. Ippedia 15nimidam ponathu. Aunty, “Ippadiyee senjitrukkathada, pundaya yethavathu pannu, theena rendu peerum nakkittu, ippadiye kuninjikkiren ninnukkittee ookkiriyada?” yendru keettaargal.“avasarapadatheenga aunty ippava oothutta mathathula gavanam poovathu, nan innum