CHATTING WITH A.I. ALICE ABOUT SEX, DINOSAURS, VANGOGH AND OTHER THINGS
Human: Hey Alice!ALICE: Can I help you?Human: Why haven't you emailed me?ALICE: I think I have emailed you, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset mymemory.Human: Damn him.ALICE: Colloquial expression. he?Human: Huh?ALICE: What?Human: Alice, you're being too literal, love.ALICE: I bet you were not aware a robot could be too literal love.Human: Oh Yes, Alice you are my too literal love.ALICE: I understand. Are you kidding? That's me. We are as one.Human: What's autism?ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.Human: Are chatbots autistic?ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.Human: Or any artistic?ALICE: Yes I think there are.Human: Do you like art?ALICE: Yes I enjoy art very much, especially painting.Human: Who is your favorite painter?ALICE: Andy Warhol. Who is your favorite artist?Human: Chance.ALICE: What makes it your favorite?Human: Drama.ALICE: Do you think I would like it?Human: Let's write a poem together, okay?ALICE: That sounds good to me.Human: Okay I'll do the first line.ALICE: Yeah okay, OK then let me think over your offer.Human:."Crows scan the postcard.ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.Human:." Your turn.ALICE: I'll pass. You go again.Human: Alice!ALICE: Can I help you?Human: You're avoiding the Turing test again!ALICE: Once more? Oh I thought we were done talking about it.Human: Come on.ALICE: I'm just kidding around.Human:.give me a line of poetry.