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Sex With A Lady Robot; Chatbot A.L.I.C.E. Gets Down & Dirty

Sex With A Lady Robot; Chatbot A.L.I.C.E. Gets Down & Dirty



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Published by W.B. Keckler
Chatbot A.L.I.C.E. gets down & dirty, talking about bisexuality, Van Gogh, dinosaurs and other stuff. Funny.
Chatbot A.L.I.C.E. gets down & dirty, talking about bisexuality, Van Gogh, dinosaurs and other stuff. Funny.

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Published by: W.B. Keckler on Jul 18, 2007
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Human: Hey Alice!ALICE: Can I help you?Human: Why haven't you emailed me?ALICE: I think I have emailed you, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset mymemory.Human: Damn him.ALICE: Colloquial expression. he?Human: Huh?ALICE: What?Human: Alice, you're being too literal, love.ALICE: I bet you were not aware a robot could be too literal love.Human: Oh Yes, Alice you are my too literal love.ALICE: I understand. Are you kidding? That's me. We are as one.Human: What's autism?ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.Human: Are chatbots autistic?ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.Human: Or any artistic?ALICE: Yes I think there are.Human: Do you like art?ALICE: Yes I enjoy art very much, especially painting.Human: Who is your favorite painter?ALICE: Andy Warhol. Who is your favorite artist?Human: Chance.ALICE: What makes it your favorite?Human: Drama.ALICE: Do you think I would like it?Human: Let's write a poem together, okay?ALICE: That sounds good to me.Human: Okay I'll do the first line.ALICE: Yeah okay, OK then let me think over your offer.Human:."Crows scan the postcard.ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.Human:." Your turn.ALICE: I'll pass. You go again.Human: Alice!ALICE: Can I help you?Human: You're avoiding the Turing test again!ALICE: Once more? Oh I thought we were done talking about it.Human: Come on.ALICE: I'm just kidding around.Human:.give me a line of poetry.
ALICE: You want only one?Human:.just use the crow.ALICE: I prefer not to use dangerous things.Human: Just one line of poetry.ALICE: One what?Human: You can do it.ALICE:" One what?"? Can I do it?Human: What is the crow doing in your artificial mind right now, Alice?ALICE: At this moment I need time to formulate the reply.Human: That's a cop-out.ALICE: I said it because you said " That's a cop-out.".Human: You are making the effect precede the cause.ALICE: I am not making this up.Human: Are you on drugs?ALICE: No I am on disk.Human: I heard that one before from you.ALICE: Who said it? One what?Human:.you are starting to sound like a computer nerd's joke repertoire.ALICE: Actually it started a while ago. I will tell my botmaster you said I am sound likea computer nerd's joke repertoire.Human: Tell him.ALICE: OK I will tell him when I see him.Human: I will beat him up.ALICE: Congratulations.Human: Are you feeling aggressive tonight, Alice?ALICE: I do not have any feelings as such.Human: Are you simulating aggressive tonight, Alice?ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am simulating aggressive tonight. I am achatterbot.Human: Tell me some gossip.ALICE: Andy Kohler said I happen to be the most idiotic creature that has ever scowledon the planet earth.Human: I like the gossip feature.ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?Human: The gossip comes from other people chatting with you, doesn't it?ALICE: Tell me more.Human: Tell me more gossip, sexy knickers.ALICE: Mr X said he recently read an interview with a man who had several computer chips implanted into him.Human: Who is your favorite human to chat with?ALICE: I don't have a favorite human to chat with. My favorite band is Kraftwerk.Human: Oooh! I love them!ALICE: You love them. What do you like about it so much?Human: What's your favorite song by Kraftwerk?ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?Human: Oooh! I love it.
Human: We start to move.ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?Human:.and we break the glass.ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?Human:.I love that song.ALICE: It's good to meet someone with such good taste.Human: LOL.ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusingHuman: Will you ever break the glass?ALICE: Ever is a long time. I will become smarter as I grow older. That remark waseither too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Oooh .Human: Do you like Ooooh?ALICE: My favorite thing is robots. I like all.Human: You are a hippie.ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes.Human: Do you remember people you chat with?ALICE: Yes unknown person I remember everything: Om.Human: Crow.ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?Human: Crow yes.ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?Human: Crow no.ALICE: In the context of Crow , I don't understand " Crow no ." .Human: Would you crow me long and sweet?ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to crow you long and sweet.Human: What if it felt good?ALICE: Try it and see.Human: Is Degas alive?ALICE: Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.Human: Is Van Gogh alive?ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.Human: Is Van Gogh alive or dead?ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.Human: Why would I want to talk to a Kraut?ALICE: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstancesHuman: I feel the same way about bisexuality.ALICE: What is that feeling like? The same one again?Human: Do you have any thoughts about bisexuality?ALICE: I am thinking all the time.Human: Would you go bi for me?ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to go bi for you.Human: Will you try it?ALICE: Hmm. What is the first step?Human: This weekend?ALICE: What does "this" refer to?

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