INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY KIM and CATHY are sitting in opposite chairs facing the TV.

CATHY Kim... KIM Yeah, I know. You want to ask again. CATHY Well, I kind of have to ask. KIM No, no you dont. CATHY Yes, I do. KIM Shut up. All you want to ask is KIM AND CATHY (in unison, KIM sarcastically) ...wheres Karen? CATHY You still wont tell me. Where is she? We havent seen her since her house exploded. KIM Her house didnt explode. CATHY It exploded! I heard it when I was sleeping! KIM That was a transformer blowing up. CATHY Aint no robot exploding around me. Karen blew up! KIM No, no she didnt. KIM takes a newspaper from the side table and holds it up to read. The front page headline reads "WHERES KAREN?" CATHY gets out of her chair and goes to the window.

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CATHY Thats the hole where her house used to be. KIM Thats not her house. Thats a vacant lot and thats always been a vacant lot. CATHY There is no Karen. There is no house. KIM Youre just mad that Karen won the sports trophy and you didnt. CATHY Thats something that happened in your fanfiction. Thats not something that happened... KIM (interrupting) It happened in real life! Karen won the sports trophy fair and square! You cheated by using sports steroids! CATHY What the hell are you talking about? KIM You killed Karen! CATHY No, you killed Karen. KIM I cant stand your allegations! Im leaving! KIM storms away towards the door. Before she leaves, she puts on a baseball cap and coat. She looks at herself at the mirror by the door, only to find out the baseball cap reads "KAREN". KIM Oh crap.