Indeed so popular is the munificent Chairman's flawless proposalto deliver a people's superstore to feed the poor children of theworld, it is a known fact that were a flying saucer to land inGreville Smyth Park tomorrow, the little green men that emergewould undoubtedly support the Chairman's beauteous planswithout question.Also be aware his Chief Executiveness Colin Sextone esq. visitedMadame Scroté Clairvoyant of the Stars last week and we canconfirm that the Chairman's vision is entirely supported byWinston Churchill, Oliver Cromwell, Edward Colston, Henry V andRonnie Barker. Yes Mr Bolton, nothing less than the future of the galaxy is atstake while even history is pitched against you. ChairmanLansdown's dream is nothing but your hero Karl Marx'smaterialistic conception of history made concrete with 24 houropening, ample car parking and a competitively priced petrolfilling station.We have seen you Mr Bolton in your Che Guevara T-shirtbrandishing gnarly turnips grown on your state-funded councilallotment talking to hippies and hanging about at the TobaccoFactory Market with artisan cheese mongers. You sir are nothing but a communist, a vegetarian, an enemy of the people and most likely a jewish quaker who has spent time atone of Osama Bin Laden's Afghani anti-Tesco terrorist trainingcamps.It is only the likes of you - an ideologically driven crazed politicalminority who hate not only all humanity but even non-existentlittle green men who might one day land on Greville Smyth Park -that wish to stand in the way of real progress and cruelly denydecent, upstanding, hardworking people's dream of a Tesco Extrasuperstore with free parking.It is a further scientific fact, Mr Bolton, that the completion of thegreat Chairman's stadium dream will bring Mr Sepp Blatter andhis FIFA World Cup to Bristol creating £100m in pure profit for thepeople of Bristol.