While his right hand wrote the figures, his left hand traced the curves. On reading Kuma Sutra, they tried Position Nine, For proving masculinity, it truly was divine, But the woman soon grew tired and she threw him on his rear, For he was just an artsie and she an Engineer. Venus is a statue made entirely of stone,
There‟s not a fig leaf on her, she‟s as naked as a bone.
On noticing her arms were broke, an Engineer discoursed;
“She‟s a busted hunk of concrete and she should be reinforced.”
My mother peddles opium, my father‟s on the dole,
My sister used to walk the streets, but now she‟s on parole.
My brother owns a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear,
But they won‟t even talk to me, ‟cause I‟m an
So now you‟ve heard our story and you know we‟re Engineers.
We love to love each other and we love to drink our beers, We drink to everyone we see who comes from far and near,
„Cause we‟re a HELL
-OF-A, HELL-OF-A, HELL-OF-A, HELL-OF-A, HELL-OF-AN-ENGINEER!!!
Godiva Historical Note
: For those who must know, in the year 1040 -according to legend
the people of Coventry were suffering from heavy taxes imposed by their lord
Leofric the Dane
in order to finance his battles. Leofric‟s sympathetic wi
fe, a lovely Saxon named Lady Godiva, was determined to convince him to reduce the taxes. Leofric declared that Lady Godiva was
shameless to plead for “the whining serfs”; she responded by saying he would discover how
honorable the serfs were. A deal was struck: Lady Godiva would ride unclothed through the
streets of the city, “clad in nought but my long tresses,” and if the population remained inside
shuttered buildings and did not peek at her, their tax burden would be lifted. The following morning she made her famous ride and the citizens of Coventry graciously stayed inside, to spare
their benefactor any feelings of shame. Leofric kept his word and reduced the grateful people‟s taxes. What this has to do with engineers… I have no idea, but it‟s a great s
Who Are We?
Leader: Who are we? Followers: Engineers! Leader: What do you do? Followers: We drink Beer! Leader: What kind of beer? Followers: Cold, Free Beer! Leader: How much beer? Followers: All of it!