Decoding guy/girl body-language

1. Kiss on the hand-I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek- I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck- I want you
4. Kiss on the lips- I love you
5. Kiss on the ears- I‘m just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else- Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I love you too much to let you go
The three steps

1. Girls: If any guy gets fresh with you, slap him

2. Guys: If any girls slaps you her intentions are still
good
3. Girls/Guys: Close your eyes when kissing, it’s rude to
stare
The commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss but take one
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity
Why guys like girls

1. They will always smell good, even if it’s just shampoo

2. The way they call you after you’ve had a big fight
3. The way she says ‘Lets not fight anymore’ even though
you knew that an hour later
4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
5. They way they kiss you when you say “I love you”
6. Actually…just the way they kiss you
7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
8. Then the way they apologize for crying about something
so silly
9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
 10.Then they way they apologize when it does hurt (even
though we don’t admit it!)
11.The way they say “I miss you”
12.The way you miss them
13.The way their tears make you want to change the world
so it doesn’t hurt her anymore
Thing guys do that girls hate

1. Their excuses, i.e. “I’m watching the game”

2. Their immaturity
3. Their collective odor
4. Their one-track minds
5. When they drag us to sports stores
6. When they ask us if we caught the game last night
7. When they ignore us
8. When they change the channel to football
9. When they’re huge pushovers
10.When they make us listen to really mindless songs
11.When we try to have a stimulating conversation and
they change the subject
Things girls do that guys hate

1. When we ask what color looks better on us

2. When we say “I can’t go out tonight, I have nothing cute to
wear!”
3. When we change the channel to “The OC”, “General
Hospital” or god forbid “Falcon Beach”
4. When we make them watch chick-flicks
5. When we drag them to clothes/shoe stores
6. When we ask them to help pick out makeup/clothes/shoes
7. Complain when we break a nail
8. When we try to involve ourselves in their hobbies
9. When we’re too clingy
10.When we fight their battles for them
11.When we make them listen to really girly songs
12.When we force them to actually think really hard about
stuff
Thing guys do that girls love
 1. When we ask what skirt is cuter and they say “You look
cute in everything”
2. When they baby us
3. When they stick up for us
4. When we hurt ourselves and they always ask if we’re ok
5. When they buy us stuffed animals and say “I saw it and
immediately thought of you”
6. When they ask us what’s wrong even though we don’t
say anything
How Guys Flirt

1. He stares at you a lot.

2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting)
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a
conversation with you
4. He yelled, 'Hi!’ to your mom that day she picked you up from
school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see 'Brown Sugar' with you cause
you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the
process
7. His voice gets softer ('Hey, you') when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which
makes you laugh even harder...
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, but,
thighs, ect.)
60 Things a girl wants but won’t ask for

1. Touch her waist.

2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

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11. Smile with her.

12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight
back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. it makes
her feel loved.

Are you thinking of her?

16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean
it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel
protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she
denies something being wrong, it means she doesn’t want o talk
about it- so just hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25-kiss her in front of other girls you know

We might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to

tickle us.
26-Don’t lie to her
27-Don’t cheat on her!
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-Call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work
{or school}, and how much you miss her.
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she
doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can
always count on you.

Are you still reading this? You better, because it’s important.

31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want
to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she
will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in
and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re
mad. If she’s upset, comfort her

Remember all these things when you are with her next.

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so
you can cuddle
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

Make sure she knows she’s loved.

41. Call her every night to wish her sweet dreams

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then
bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back—feels good
47. Give her your hoodie if she’s cold—that’s always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger—feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. Don’t poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do
it lightly.
51. Hold her hand in public.
52. Even if she looks bad one day tell her she’s beautiful
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually
they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then
kiss her passionately and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind—
loves it.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don’t ignore her or be nervous around her—everything’s
going to be okay
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you’ll be good to go. ;D

Why girls like guys

1. They make us laugh (only when they’re not trying)

2. We make them better people (whether they realize it or
not ;))
3. They defend us, even though we can take care of
ourselves
4. It might not seem like it, but they really care
5. They might just surprise you once in a while
6. The way they try and seem macho and manly
7. The way they can quote a movie and it’ll still seem
special

Do’s and Don’ts of dating

1. Guys: DO tell her she’s awesome

2. Girls: DO tell him he’s great at something, be it
sports or D&D
3. Guys: DON’T say “I don’t care,” unless you’re
talking about plans =D
4. Girls: DON’T say that he needs to improve at
something
5. Guys: DO be honest with her, it’ll save you a LOT
of trouble
6. Girls: DO keep talking to him, otherwise he’ll lose
interest (movies are the exception)
7. Guys: DON’T fight with her, girls can be scary
when they’re mad 0_0
8. Girls: DON’T fight with him, it’ll just make him feel
stupid when you win XD
9. Guys: DO offer ideas for plans
10.Girls: DO listen to him and make him feel
important
11.Guys: DON’T pay for everything all the time, it just
makes her feel guilty
12.Girls: DON’T be really pushy
13.Guys: Most importantly: DO make her feel special
and DON’T cheat on her
14.Girls: Most importantly: DO maintain friendships
with your girl friends (chicks before dicks!) but
DON’T ignore him

*A GIRLS HANDBOOK TO GUYS*

*Keep this in mind next time he changes his font

color*
Green - I love you!
Blue - I'm cool
Purple - I'm Sexy
Pink - I'm gay
Red - I'm feeling romantic
Yellow - I'm happy
Orange - I'm a psycho
Aqua - I'm sad
Black - I'm falling in love with you

What He Says...What he means*

He Says: 'I gotta go, I'll call u later'
he means: 'Be lucky if I ever call again!'
He says: 'I just wanna be friends'
He means: 'Thats the excuse I could think of not 2 go
out with you’
He says: 'I like those pants!
He means: 'I wonder how fast I can get them off of
you!
He says: 'You look a lot better this year!'
He means: 'Last year you were a ! dog!'
He says: 'Yea, you look cute, I guess'
He means: 'You are butt ugly!
He says: 'I like your shirt a lot’
He means: 'I like whats under more!'

FLIRTING RULES

Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him

you're cold.
Guys: Automatically move closer to her.(If you're
stupid, then you'll either say 'Me too.' or you'll give
her your jacket...don't)
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you,
tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep
into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her
you love her too...and MEAN IT!!
Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put
your head on his chest and close your eyes as you
listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys: Whisper in her ear; 'The stars are
beautiful.....and so are you. Then link your hands
with hers.

26 things that a perfect guy would do

1. Know how to make you smile when you’re down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around
you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8. Be cute when he really wants something
9. Offer you plenty of massages (wtf?!)
10.Dance with you, even if he feels likes a dork
11.Never run out of love
12.Be funny, but know how to be serious
13.Realize he’s being funny when he needs to be
serious
14.Be patient when you take forever to get ready
15.React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts
16.Smile a lot
17.Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn’t normally like to do, just because he
knows it means a lot to you
18.Appreciate you
19.Help other out
20.Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each other’s company, even when
his friends are watching
22.Sing, even if he can’t
23.Have a creative sense of humor
24.Stare at you
25.Call for no reason
26. Qui smoking, chewing, drinking or drugs just
because he loves you that much to quit it

What She Says/Does…What She Means

-When a Girl is quiet

...
millions of things are running in her mind.

-When a
Girl is not arguing ...
she is thinking deeply.

-When a Girl looks at

u with eyes full of questions
... she is wondering how long
you will be around.

-When a Girl answers ' I'm fine '

after a few
seconds
...she is
not fine at all.

-When a Girl stares at you

... she is
wondering why you are lying.

-When a Girl lays on your chest ...

she is
wishing for you to be hers forever.

-When a Girl wants to see you everyday...

she wants
to be pampered.

-When a Girl says ' I love you ' ...

she means
it.

-When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ...

no one in
this world can miss you more than that.

Some Helpful Hints

1. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of

hot.
2. Who calls you back when you hang up on
him.
3. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
4. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead
5. Who wants to show you off to the world when
you’re in your sweats
6. Who holds your hand in front of his friends
7. Who is constantly reminding you of how
much he cares about you and how lucky he is
to have you
8. Who turns to his friends and says “That’s
her!”