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Anatomy
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A NOVEL BY
Daria
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And, heyI get that its easy to lose touch when every
ones away doing their own thing, and I promise not to pester you. But this is your home now, too, so try not to fall
completely off the face of the earth, okay?
I wont, and you dont pester me.
Cool. And beware of strange guys on your plane.
Theyre just interested in a one-f light stand.
I grin. Yeah, cause Im really the mile-high-club type.
Calvins grinning, too, and I sigh in relief that weve eased
back into our normal repartee. Then I slide my boarding pass
into my jeans pocket and say, Well... um... see ya.
See ya, Coppertone.
I head toward the sliding glass doors, but I can sense Calvin still standing there watching me, and I know this cant
be the end. Even though were just friends, hes become the
most special person to me at school, and he deserves something more than See ya. So I do a quick one-eighty, sprint
back, and embrace him as tightly as I can. He wraps his arms
around me, too, and it feels so comfy and peaceful. Finally
we exchange a round of smiles and waves before I go inside
for real, this time more than pleased with how were leaving
things. Hugs are really underrated.
Sure Im curious what kissing him would be like, and
Ive always wanted to experience one of those romantic airport farewells. But it wouldve been unfair of me to blur the
line between us prior to parting for eight weeks, when the
kiss wouldve meant more to him than to me. Besides, it was
already major progress just deliberately getting that physically close to any guy other than my ex-boyfriend.
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Theres no doubt that I won the parents lottery in all the
really important respects. And as much as I love college, I
still get homesick for our family fishing boat trips, which
weve taken almost every Sunday for as long asIcan remember. Nonetheless, when I find my parents waiting for
me at the Fort Myers airport baggage claim that evening,
donning matching tulane mom and tulane dad T-shirts
and baseball caps, I want to run in the opposite d
irection.
So sue us if were proud, Dad responds to my grimace.
Its not every day our only child finishes her first year plus
extra summer courses at a world-class university.
Welcome back, future Dr. Baylor! Mom proclaims
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Very funny.
Suddenly my phone beeps in my purse, and Amy checks
it for me.
Speak of the devil... She clears her throat before reciting Calvins text in a mock-excited voice. Hi, Coppertone!
Hope all is well in sunny FL. Just wanted to say goodnight.
Aw, thats really nice!
Can you write back for me Sweet dreams?
Amy smirks naughtily. Sure... but can I leave out the
first s and an e?
Huh? I picture it in my mind: Wet dreams. Ames,
dont you dare! The only reason my friendship with him
works is because I never lead him on!
Okay. Calm down. Dont have a conniption!
After texting my reply, Amy scrolls through my photos
of Audubon Aquarium, where Calvin took me as a surprise
yesterday to celebrate the end of my exams. Then, as Im
pulling into the Braffs driveway, she drops the phone back
into my purse and says, My, my. The Cal-man really looks
stuck on you. Poor guy.
Well, we still might get together at some point.
Dom. Amy scowls. You. Dont. Like. Him. That. Way.
End. Of. Story.
But maybe I wouldve liked him that way if Id met him,
like, tonight instead of back in October. Lets face it. I wasted
freshman year clinging to you know who, and then reeling
from the damage when we went up in smoke, so I was not in
a receptive head space. Maybe Cal was just a victim of bad
timing.
You sound like my mom.
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Thursday morning Im chaining my bike behind Lee County
Medical, where Ive started a volunteer internship for the
summer, when Amy calls to break the news: Joel said during
their video chat date last night that he found her a discount
airfare for a round-trip flight from Fort Myers to Wichita.
Its some special Independence Day weekend rate, she
explains. Theres a red-eye leaving here tonight, and the
return flight is Sunday afternoon.
I feel like my cell phone just stung me in the ear. Isnt
Joel going to be busy at camp?
Yeah, but he has breaks throughout the day, and lights-
out is from ten to six.
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him if it werent for Amy, but she wasnt close friends with
him or anything. They just knew each other from both being
on the track team.
Oh, okay. Its coming back to me now. Hed mentioned
he was a sprinterwell, he certainly had a runners body.
I dont respond.
So tell meBrie clucks before taking another micro-
bite of her bun-
less burger
what happened with you
guys?
I have to stop myself from asking if shes for real. Brie
has barely ever bothered to speak to me before today. So
nothing entitles her to know that my ex-boyfriend, who had
sworn his undying love to me during our last semester of
high school, ceased having feelings for me during our first
semester of college. She has no right to hear how he wanted
to stay friends but that I wasnt about to reward his change
of heart by being demoted to a pal. And its no ones business
that he and I havent communicated since, and chances are
we never will. But because itd be awkward for a wedding
guest to tell the bride to quit acting like a nosy bitch, I stick
to vagueness. It just seemed smart to keep our options open
since we were so far away from each other.
Omigod, Dom, I know exactly what you mean! It was
really hard at first with Matt in Ithaca and me at Bennington,
but Im so relieved we resolved to make it work. I couldnt
imagine a future without him now. Brie extends her left
arm and grins goofily at her 1.67-carat princess-cut solitaire
before blowing another kiss at Matt. Then she gapes, wide-
eyed, at me. But there must be a chance of a reconciliation.
I hate the thought of anyone being dateless at my wedding.
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Im brainstorming how to respond to that without telling Brie to shove her ring where the sun dont shine, when
fireworks suddenly explode over San Carlos Bay, prompting
us all to drop everything and scuttle to the front lawn for
a better view. Im grateful for the interruption, though the
pang in my chest indicates its too late. The wounds been
torn open.
Id been looking forward to the fireworks all day. Now
I hardly notice them as I replay in my head Brie gagging on
the word dateless as if it were code for pathetic hopeless ugly reject. Like I havent wasted enough time feeling
like one. Then when I realize that everybodys paired up
Amys mom on her husbands lap on the porch swing, and
Brie on Matts lap on a patio chairit dawns on me that Im
a fifth wheel. Inevitably my mind begins wandering where it
shouldnt: At this precise moment last year in this same spot,
I was on someones lap as well.... I wonder if anyones on his
lap now....
I mentally slap myself across the face and keep my eyes
trained on the sky, in a futile attempt to focus on the present.
Perhaps I shouldve joined Amy in Kansas after all, though
shes probably sitting on Joels lap now, tooor going down
on it, more likely. I consider texting Calvin for an ego boost,
but seeking out the one boy who wants me, just so I can
vent about another boy who doesnt, would be irredeemably dumb. And cruel. Bitching about the past never helps
anyway.
I dont have to report to the hospital for another two
hours, but Ive learned from experience that the best way to
combat steps back is to lose myself in work as quickly as
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of
the authors imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or
dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Text copyright 2013 by Daria Snadowsky
Jacket photographs by Krister Engstrom
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Snadowsky, Daria.
Anatomy of a single girl / Daria Snadowsky.1st ed.
p. cm.
Summary: Sequel to Anatomy of a Boyfriend, in which college pre-med Dominique explores
love and lustProvided by publisher.
ISBN 978-0 -385-73798-2 (hc) ISBN 978-0 -375-89737-5 (ebook)
ISBN 978-0 -385-90705-7 (glb)
[1. Dating (Social customs)Fiction. 2. SexFiction. 3. Universities and collegesFiction.
4. FloridaFiction.] I. Title.
PZ7.S664953Ap 2013
[Fic]dc23
2012012186
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