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50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew

50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew

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Published by: snazzzy on Sep 29, 2009
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50 things gurlz wish guys knewShare1:32pm Tuesday, May 151)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.5)We hate porn.6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm...7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.8)We think about you all the time.9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you canbench-press.10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.11)Hold our hand.12)No backseat drivers...NONE.13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocateif and when you get it.14)We are not your all-night restaurant.15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be heldagainst us.16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughlyimpressed...especially if it's a stick.17)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.19)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as"quality time".21)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're highmaintanance.22)Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna getaround to apologizing...24)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with theWWF.25)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we getbetter grades than you.26)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest inone...right now.27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.28)We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!29)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will getyou everywhere.30)Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry yousomeday, so stop being so damn scared!!!31)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you betterput them to good use sometimes.32)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know aboutis considered cheating.33)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.34)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple factthat you're trying.35)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...andlots of them.36)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.37)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.38)Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.39)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offereveryone once in a while.

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