Professional Documents
Culture Documents
By
Hope McBride
1. Was that last night? (a dream with Amy in it) - Bnayvoovah I think so as a matter of fact. - Amy
2. I need a book to read. You dont love me anymore Bnayvoovah. You dont love me anymore. Ok, I love you. - Pneuma
3. (Billy gives her Don Quixote) I dont want Don Quixote. What do I say (to Dark Spark)? - Pneuma How about a good genre? - Bnayvoovah What the hell is that? - Pneuma Ok better. - Bnayvoovah
4. You want William Blake? - Bnayvoovah I dont want William Blake. I want a book suitable for Warm Milk. - Pneuma
7. You read with me? - Bnayvoovah I dont want to read with you. I want to read by myself. - Pneuma
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10. Rah as anything I ever saw (on a post praising mean parents on Facebook)! - Arielle
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12. A.B.s stupid. - A Gold Moldian I dont think you know who youre messing with. - Arielle
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13. (Tob Shbeeb snaps) Hot? - Bnayvoovah Yeah. - Tob Shbeeb Its probably just me. - Bnayvoovah (she snaps again)
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14. Dont pick your arm Bnayvoovah. Dont pick anything. - Robbie Pop
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16. Thats the problem with tattos, people dont memorize the reminder, they would rather see it, and not use their memory. - Jenny
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18. Uh huh. That was that movie, trust me on that (thinking of a scene in in just one movie of a guy being a bully). - Arielle
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19. What are you going to do if I rape you know? (Pneuma wobbles Bnayvoovah) Oh that feels so good. Oh that feels so right. - Robbie Pop Thats your Pneuma, not him wobbling you. - Marilyn
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23. Amy? - Bnayvoovah No. - Tikbot Pekhot? - Bnayvoovah No. - Tikbot Tikbot. - Bnayvoovah (kiss) Yes. Rock on with your good self. - Tikbot
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27. Now youre gonna make love (when Bnayvoovah begins to relax)! - Gold Moldian
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32. How about this one (doesnt find the cap). Nevermind. - Bnayvoovah
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33. Please dont say I hate it when they (Gold Moldians) do that! - Ria
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35. Maybe this (written representation) will placate them (Gold Moldians). - Bnayvoovah
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36. Its not psychoanalysis, but I will write their words down. - Bnayvoovah
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37. This is good but we need to eat! - Kelly What I wonder? We need some food. - Bnayvoovah
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38. A book for Pneuma? - Bnayvoovah No. - Libby Fuck you Bnayvoovah. - Pneuma Remember what you previously read, Pneuma, please. - Bnayvoovah
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40. I would talk to them (my celestial parents) more if they wouldnt order me around as much and call me names. - Bnayvoovah
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41. Bnayvoovah wishes he didnt need A.B. to help him fight back! - A Gold Moldian
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42. Let Tob Shbeeb help you pick some flowers for Shnoonah. - Penny
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43. Tob Shbeeb is a $#%@! - A Gold Moldian I hate Gold Moldians when they do that. - All of us Angels and Bnayvoovah
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46. You must accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. - Robbie Pop I will not because I have a Lord. - Bnayvoovah
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47. A.B. is a #$%^%! - A Gold Moldian Well get them back one day for telling lies. - Penny
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50. I do not feel good about that though (losing an ultimate Room Boom merkbah experience). - Bnayvoovah
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52. Do you know why they want you to choose Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? - A.B. Because they do not need me to be Jewish. - Bnayvoovah
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53. No, thats something right there, but thats not it (the pen). - Pekhot
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54. Grouchy is a #$%$#! - A Gold Moldian We dont like them (Gold Moldians), that is good but no, they are just childish. - Donna
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57. No (when Bnayvoovah slaps his knee with the notepad). - Tikbot
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58. Tov (when Bnayvoovah gently put his notepad on his knee). - Tikbot
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65. If only I didnt have to keep things clean, including me, Oh well. - Bnayvoovah
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66. I dont want you to worry Ok? - Arielle Ok. Thank you (as he gets a hug). - Bnayvoovah
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67. Please dont laugh. - Arielle He he. Excuse me, please. - Bnayvoovah
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68. Call your Mom. Uh uhhh. Shes away and about. - Marion
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70. You know what Im going to do? Im going to come over there and give you a big hug. - A.B.
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75. In mock surprise? - Bnayvoovah Uh uhh, dont write that down. - Libby
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76. Merry Christmas mother fucker! - A Gold Moldian They (Gold Moldians) are so bad. - Kelly They outdo my Dad (celestial). - Bnayvoovah
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78. Thats kind of funny but, No (when Bnayvoovah considers repeating writing quotes from us). - Ora Ora Tiferetot
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79. Ora Ora Tiferetot is a $#$%@! - A Gold Moldian Shes an Angel. - Bnayvoovah Go away (to the Gold Moldians). - Arielle
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80. Arielle is a #$%^#$!. - A Gold Moldian Thats bad language! - Bnayvoovah Yes, it certainly is! - Tikbot
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85. I think you know what Im thinking, but we need to do something else right now. - Jill
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86. That is what we need to do. We need to get our mail. - Tob Shbeeb
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88. Now what are we going to do with the Gold Moldians? We cant just take the plate down. - Arielle
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93. (Bnayvoovah makes a leaf arrangement and gives it to Tob Shbeeb) Thank you, ahovah! - Tob Shbeeb Ahobat, youre welcome. - Bnayvoovah
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94. Eat her #$%@! - A Gold Moldian (We all shake our heads in chagrin)
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95. I know its bad language but were recording them. - A.B.
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96. What do you do when your Pop calls you a kike, you know what you say?: What the hell does that mean for someone who likes people as me? Thats not the best. Well work on it. - A.B.
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99. Rock on with your good self? - Bnayvoovah No, dont put that. - Arielle
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100. We do a book a day. - Bnayvoovah We can do more than a book a day. - Diana
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FINIS
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