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Introductionpage thriceTools of the trade4Wet sticky coloured stuffXIThe Destroyer project14
parts...............................................................15assembly........................................................16primer coat....................................................23paint by numbers..........................................27drybrushing...................................................32inking............................................................33masking the stripes.......................................34engine blast...................................................37transfers........................................................40inking detail..................................................41final assembly...............................................45
Conclusionforty-six"Typos are very important to allwritten form. It gives the readersomething to look for so theyaren't distracted by the total lackof content in your writing."- Randy K. Milholland
All statements, comments and meanderings located within this document are the sole opinion of the author and his imaginary friend God. The publisher of this manual assumes no resoncibility for the following injury's thatcould occur if you actually do what this book says to do. 1. Damnation 2. Loss of life or limb. 3. Appearance of marks on the penis. 4. Idea that you are an interesting person. In addition to these stipulations the distributorof this manual would like to urge you to not read this. Much time has been spent to make this book and we feel the most opportune waste of time would be to insist that nobody actually use this. Contained inside thesepages are the divine occult practices of the Daemon Prince. If you sniff glue remember that paint thinner it 5x as powerful and makes a great muscle relaxant. Do not smoke when sniffing inhalants, combustion may occur.If you run out of thinner and need a high, go to Wal Mart and buy computer duster. Do not hold can upside down when inhaling. Do not eat this book. In the even of a water landing this book will most likely stand on yourshoulders to get air while you squirm for breath. Caution; this book may get hot if left on for prolonged periods. Never place this book next to a bible. If Bob Dole comes over to your flat, hit him in the head and shove thisbook up his ass. He will turn into a bionic superman who could kill Chuck Norris. If your girlfriend starts whining about how much time you spend pursuing other women, smack her on the ass and remind her who paysthe bills. Do not shove any modeling tool up your own ass. Other asses are fine. Remember to take a daily dose of anthrax to protect against the hoards of terrorist who seek the knowledge of this book. Ingredients, agedcayenne red peppers, vinegar, water, salt, ground cumin, natural lime flavor, garlic powder. Do not purchase this book if the clear overwrap has been removed or damaged. Eat more carrots. Don't forget mother's day. X-acto knifes are sharp and should be used to stab assailants. Regularly exercise at the gym 3 times a week. Sleep well. If you are a senior citizen or permanently disabled and seeking personal property tax relief, go fuckyourself because you are already a drain upon society. Apin-vice may be used to drill small holes in bathroom stalls. Do not pee on the model while the paint is wet. If the model spontaneously combust throw women andchildren on the pyre to escape the evils of Jesus. Should you being to feel light headed or dizzy while masturbating, lessen the noose. If your boss asks you how your day is going, be sure to let him know the truth of thehell which is of his design, he could die at any moment without this knowledge. Buy more condoms for party balloons at your nieces and nephews birthday parties. Pay a hooker to eat something out your ass. If you acci-dently stab or slice yourself open while reading this and building the model at the same time, you are an idiot. If you cut off a finger or other small member, just remember that SuperGlue works as a band-aid. Be wary of men without penises. Always wash your hands after masturbating your pet. If asked about the whereabout of Bobby Fisher, run. In the event of George Lucas Ninjas showing up to charge royalties for the ownership of aStar Wars model just ask them if a turbo laser is more powerful than a phaser blast. If you see George Lucas, punch him in the face then thank him for his contribution to the motion picture industry. Then ask if you canborrow two hundred million to make episode 7. If you accidentally run over a jew, mail him to Steven Spielberg. Always question a cops actions, remember they lower ticket fines for those who are flippant and subver-sive. If you see Dave Matthews, punch him in the face. Remember that having sex with a minor is illegal, but it's not illegal to think about them while you jerk off. Quitting smoking now greatly reduces serious risks toyour health and penis. Watching another male ruff the suspect is only gay if you finger your ass while watching. Women have a heart three times the size of a mans, and no brain. Only have sex with another man if it willget you into a girls pants, otherwise you're Sean Penn. George Walker Bush is a fuckhead. Wait forty five minutes after eating before getting into a pool of children. Always say thank-you. Flicking boogers at passing carsis fun. Remember that each person you cut off and the motorists honks his horn, an angle gets it's wings. Do not play music at excessive volume as it may damage your ears, unless you are black and would be better off dumb and def. When in a foreign country pretend to be Canadian and hate America too, unless you are in Canada, then just make fun of the way they talk. Always measure the penis from the nuts. If you accidently glueyour fingers together, carefully cut them apart with an x-acto knife. If you are too scared to attempt that, use a hatchet. Secure all pieces to the table to prevent them from crushing you in the event of heavy seas. If you fallasleep and awake with your face glued to the model, do not panic. Carefully get to a camera, take a photo and mail it to me so that I can paste it on the net under the dumbass of the year google search. If someone makesfun of you for building models and not getting laid, ask them if they've seen the tools required to do such deatiled work, then when he is looking at the files smash him in the head with a hammer. Cut his body into bite sizepieces and take several trips to the petting zoo where the animals can deal with him. Don't kiss your sister on the mouth, unless she is really hot and nobody is looking. Stare directly at the sun. Donate yellow snow.Drinking and reading this could be hazardous to your health. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading. Always remember to use the buddy system, if you get separated from you buddy, STAYPUT! Do not feed thebears unless they say "heeey bo-bo!" Monkeys throw feces. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Please adjust the receiver angle to improve range. Along time ago in a galaxy in far, far away, the final fron-tier. Pete and repeat were on a boat, Pete feel off, who was left? Pete and repeat were on a boat, Pete feel off, who was left? Pete and repeat were on a boat, Pete feel off, who was left? Pete and repeat were on a boat, Petefeel off, who was left? Pete and repeat were on a boat, Pete feel off, who was left? Pete and repeat were on a boat, Pete feel off, who was left? Pete and repeat were on a boat, Pete feel off, who was left? You are not a verygood martial artist if you allow your nun-chucks to be taken. Pizza is the best food on the planet because four mutant ninja turtles and an oversized rat can't be wrong. When in Rome... Make your check or money orderpayable to Norfolk City Treasurer and write the citation number and your vehicle license number on your check or money order. Include your name and address on the envelope and on this citation where indicated below,DO NOTMAILCASH. Ever watch Fire Fly? Good show! Serenity was better though, way cooler than the show. Foam nun-chucks feel weird, you don't get that sense of power from them, like "oh, I'm holding a foamtube, go me." If you see Anthony Michael Hall walking down the street with a cane, run. Do not let him touch you. Unless you like to be touched. Like grandpa did back in the day. The following celebrities are to beavoided at all cost; Tom Cruise, Sarah Michelle Geller, James Gandolfini, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Bruce Springstien, John Bon Jovi, Denis Leary, Dude who played Frodo, let's see, who else... Harrison Ford. Dude fromMemento, the dad from Harry and the Henderson's, and Moose from You can't to that on television. Canadian children popping in and out of lockers to tell jokes should be bludgeoned. Friday nights at ten o'clock on the‘N' watch Degrassi the next generation, "it goes there." If you find yourself in an emergency situation you may call the A-team, but it is infinitely preferable to call McGyver. Who shot J.R.? Why ask why? Try anotherbeer. Now in Fat-free. An over limit charge of $35 will be posted to your account the following day. Isn't it strange that farmable and inflammable mean the same thing? By the rational should tolerable and intolerablemean the same thing? Antidisestablishementarianism. Eclectic shock could occur if used outdoors or on wet surfaces. The formulation of this paper includes Sanitized and it makes all the difference in the world.Todas las declaraciones, comentarios y meanderings situados dentro de este documento son la opinión única del autor y su dios imaginary del amigo. El editor de este manual no asume ningún resoncibility para los injury'ssiguientes que podrían occur si usted hace realmente lo que dice este libro hacer. 1. Damnation 2. Pérdida de vida o de miembro. 3. Appearance de marcas en el pene. 4. Idea que usted es una persona interesante. Ademásde estas estipulaciones la distribuidor de este manual quisiera impulsarle no leer esto. Mucho tiempo ha estado pasado para hacer este libro y nos sentimos que la mayoría de la pérdida del opportune de tiempo sería insistirque nadie realmente uso esto. Se contienen dentro de estas páginas las prácticas ocultas divinas del príncipe de Daemon. Si usted huele el pegamento recuerde que deluente de la pintura él 5x como de gran alcance y mar-cas un gran músculo relaxant.I would like to take the time here to point out the inconsistency of political practice recently demonstraited by the current administration. But I'm not as intelligent as the "C" student who runs this country so I'll save thatfor someone who has better diction than I. It is understood between the parties that, with respect to the services to be rendered by Player, for the consideration set forth in the Agreement, such services shall require Playerto appear nude and/or semi-nude, and/or perform designated sexual act(s), as the case may be, in the Picture. The general description of the extent of such nudity, and the type of physical contact required in such designat-ed sex acts. Pursuant to terms and conditions of the Agreement, Production Company owns all results and proceeds of Player's services rendered pursuant to the Agreement and has the exclusive right to use, license andexploit the Picture and Player's performance therein, throughout the world in perpetuity in any and all media whether now known or hereafter devised. Thank-you and good luck building your model (you'll need it).Präsident Clinton hat verzögert eine Entscheidung über entfaltenden "Stern Wars" nationale Flugverteidigung zur folgenden Leitung zugestimmt. Clinton gründete seine Entscheidung auf vier Kriterien: die Wirksamkeitdes Systems, die glaubwürdige Drohung, die sie adressieren würde, seine Implikationen auf Armsteuerung und die Kosten des Programms. Gegründet auf dem compelling Beweis gegen Sternkriege, überraschtEntscheidung Clintons nicht. Jedoch bevorzugen R$-al.gore und George W. Bush Entwicklung; Spiessen Sie Bevorzugungen auf, die ein begrenzter systemandbusch ein durchdachtes System Sternkrieganblick des ehema-ligen Präsidenten Ronald Reagans am nähsten ähnelnd bevorzugt. Whoever der folgende Präsident ist, würde ihre Leitung klug sein, die gefährlichen Sternkriege des wastefulandes einmal zu annullieren und für allen 1)Stern arbeiten Kriege nicht. Vom todate mit drei Abschnitttests behauptet das Pentagon das erste war ein Erfolg. Dennoch folgte der erste Test, nur weil der Abschnittflugkörper den großen Lockvogel zuerst ermittelte, dergenug zum Zielflugkörper zum Hilfenführer das interceptm nah war, das zum Ziel issile ist. Der neueste Versuch an Juli 7 schlug fehl, weil der Abschnittflugkörper getrennt von zur Startrakete ausfiel. Diese Ausfälleheben die unzuverlässige Natur der Raketenwissenschaft hervor und bitten die Frage von, ob die amerikanische Öffentlichkeit einem System vertrauen kann, das in sich selbst unvollständig ist. Viele respektierteWissenschaftler und Politiker sind gegenüber dem Testprogramm der Sternkriege sogar vor dem Ausfall Julis 7 kritisch gewesen. MIT-Professor Theodore Postol schrieb das weiße Haus nach aufdeckenderInformationsvertretung, daß der ballistischen Flugverteidigungorganisation (BMDO) Datenerscheinen zu besitzen das System "durch das einfachste der Ballonlockvögel" besiegt wird und daß "das BMDO in derKorrdination mit seinen Fremdfirmen versuchte, diese Tatsache zu verstecken, indem es mit den Daten und Analyse" des ersten Tests sich abgab. Buchstabe des Dr. Postols wurde schnell eingestuft. Dieses aufgeforderteKongreßabgeordnete Dennis Kucinich (D-OH-) und 52 andere Mitglieder vom Kongreß zum Schreiben des FBI-Direktors Louis Freeh und Verlangen einer Untersuchung, als das Gesetzstatesit ist ungültig, Informationeneinzustufen, um Verletzungen des Gesetzes zu verbergen oder Verlegenheit zu einem Personoragency zu verhindern. Kritik des Dr. Postols ist vom Anschluß der beteiligten Wissenschaftler verbunden worden und dieVereinigung der amerikanischen Wissenschaftler, die angegeben haben, daß ein Stern System in der LageISTnicht, gegen einfache Gegenmasse wie MehrfachMultiple-warheadflugkörper zu arbeiten Wars oder die.
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