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19 Things You Should Never Say During Your Med School Interview 
 
1. When will I be able to write myself prescrip-tions?2. Who will drive us home if we are too tiredpost-call?3. Paternalism is ready for a comeback.4. Under what circumstances can I call in sick?5. What are the minimum requirements for me tograduate?6. To be honest, I just want drug rep pens.7. That's what nurses are for.8. When will we cover generating multiplestreams of income with cross-referrals andowning our own diagnostic equipment?9. I love the smell of [
insert body fluid here
] inthe morning.10. Have they started making Cliffs Notes formedical texts yet?
19 Things You Should Never Say During Your Med School Interview 
 
11. I don't have a problem with being on-call, butevery so often I'll have to check in with myparole officer.12. Of course, after residency, they'll have to haveinsurance.13. DNR... doesn't that stand for "Do Not Re-spond?"14. Does the 80-hour limit apply to med studentsyet?15. How often is lunch provided?16. The voices told me that this is the place thatall would be fulfilled.17. In addition to being a shaman, I am workingon a book that exposes the perils of the West-ern Health-Industrial Complex.18.
 Anti
biotics.
 Anti
virals.
 Anti
fungals.
 Anti
-this.
 Anti
-that. When are we going to live in har-mony with these bugs.19. It wasn’t really drug-dealing. Let’s just saythat I was self-employed.
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