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Issue #473
February 2014
c ts for 9illionaires. %-s an aside( one of her opponents in the Eep blican primary was right-wing former +onkers 6ayor Bohn )pencer( whose campaign office made harassing phone calls to me. )pencer went on to become the 27P nominee.* /ow Pirro is a commentator on some Fo$ /ews 8hannel show that nobody watches. &ts Fo$ /ews where Pirro lays the st pid on the thickest. )he has played p the none$istent "scandal# that falsely claims the &E) has nfairly targeted the Tea Party. %The fact that &E) has act ally targeted 7cc py has been almost completely ignored by the right-wing media.* )he also plays p the "scandal# that falsely acc ses the 7bama administration of covering p the events in 3engha9i. %Theres eno gh reasons for s to oppose Fillary 8linton that we dont need the Tea Party making p things.* <verybody agrees Judge Judy is the reigning ' een of co rt television. The hilario s star of that program( B dge B dith )heindlin( is mighty to gh with litigants!sometimes rightly( sometimes wrongly. &ve always had the impression that B dge B dy doesnt always nderstand peoples lives. B st like how theres folks who dont nderstand me. Fow do yo e$plain to an accomplished member of the legal profession 0 st how ro gh life tr ly is. 3 t at least B dge B dy doesnt strike me as being intentionally malicio s like Pirro does. Pirros Tea Party e$tremism in ven es other than her old co rtroom show lead me to this concl sion. 6y concl sion is only fair( beca se the Tea Party has a proven track record of acting in bad faith. Theres a case from Judge Pirro thats been p on +o T be for years now. The defendant was a :,-yearold woman who was being s ed by her former boyfriend for allegedly r ining his car. The defendant clearly wasnt lazy!for she act ally had a job( nlike most Tea Party followers( who have never had to do a day of work in their lives beca se they were born into privilege. When the woman informed Pirro that she was employed thro gh a temp agency( Pirro became enraged( po nded her gavel( prod ced a binder f ll of papers( and slammed it down. "Where do yo want to work.1# the angry 0 dge asked the woman. "6c?onalds.1 3 rger Ging.1 ?o yo want to work at Taco 3ell.1# Pirro was telling somebody who was :, and already had a 0ob to go work at a fast food place. This reminds me of when Bohn 6c8ain told folks to get a second 0ob( or how 6c?onalds tells its own employees to do the same if they want to get ahead in life. To tell someone to go work in fast food is what a parent says to a 5D-year-old who does nothing b t lay on the co ch and watch The Gong Show all day. &ts not what a 0 dge sho ld say to an employed :,-year-old whos a total stranger. &f Pirro was serio s abo t finding employment for the defendant( why did she limit the choices only to fast food. That makes as m ch sense as if she told someone who never went to medical school to go work as a heart s rgeon. & dont know whether the plaintiff or the defendant was right abo t the facts of the case. 3 t when lect red abo t her employment( the defendant reacted the same way almost anyone else wo ld have!by walking o t. 3y :,( yo ve s ally beg n charting a co rse in life. 7nly in 3 sh-merica do we e$pect people to descend a ch te of downward mobility and keep ' iet abo t it. 8o ld yo imagine telling 2eorge Washington after he served as a general to p t on a paper hat and say( "Wo ld yo like fries with that.# 6oney( work( and economics are not a 0oke. We need to tell it like it isH The Tea Party brand of economic statism is sported by bad people. /ot misguided people. Bad people who en0oy p shing aro nd those who they see as economic inferiors. & wonder what the F88 wo ld have to say abo t all this!or what theyd say if they act ally foc sed on something other than sh tting down Tantr m I,.J. Fort nately( The Last Word has lasted J times as long as Pirros co rt show did.
donation b ttons & added to a co ple of my webpages. 3 t! kablooey!!WePay p and got rid of this service1 WePay had been to ted as an alternative to the embattled PayPal( and even the still-growing 7cc py movement sed WePay b ttons to raise money. 3 t a few weeks ago( WePay anno nced they were abolishing b ttons and p tting all their reso rces into some pro0ect nobody gives a shit abo t. 7n their Facebook page( they boasted... *"oday( we re e+cited to announce that we raised ,1-. in our /eries 0 to focus our energy on our API business1 It s going to be an e+citing 201423 -P& b siness. What. WePays statement so nds like it came from the woman on The Simpsons who works at the TK station and comes p with stale marketing tropes. <ither that( or the even more robotic woman in the commercial for some b siness school who says( "From -T6s to airport check-in kiosks.# & have a set of voices & se when reading others statements alo d to ridic le what they said. For instance( when social conservatives wrote letters to the newspaper( &d se a voice that so nded like Eev. Aove0oy( another Simpsons character. &f the letter writer sported the phony pop lism that wo ld now be associated with the Tea Party( &d se a voice that so nded a bit like 2oofy( b t with more gr nting. For the above statement from WePay( & se a voice that & s ally se for o t-of-to ch e$ecs( ptight sysops( and personal correspondence from vario s b rea cracies. This voice so nds a lot like Germit the Frog. Thats how we did things in the radio bi9. 3ack when there was a radio bi9. <verybody agreed that WePays decision s $$ 6c2l $$. Peoples reactions on WePays Facebook page were swift( certain( and severe. The few positive comments were met with 0argon-filled( robotic( backslapping responses from WePay( b t there were many more negative comments!which WePay ignored. WePays website tells folks to switch to one of their many "partners#!b t none of them offer donation b ttons. )o & chimed in and said( "+o have lost me as a c stomer by eliminating the f ndraising b ttons. &m going back to PayPal.# %&ll go back to Sesame Street1* )o & did. &n the meantime( heres one of my websites where yo can donate to my )tarving Writer F nd... http://onlinelunchpail.blogspot.com
don t know what a 4/5 mouse is( you don t e8en deser8e to breathe the same cyber!air as the rest of us13 ?o you know what a =)3 mo se is. -pparently( that weirdo doesnt. - =)3 mo se is s pposed to work in a =)3 mo se port. =nless its a wireless!which & dont want( beca se it ses p costly batteries!a mo se needs a port. &t doesnt 0 st magically work on its own. & g ess this is like how Tim Pawlenty thinks cars will someday mirac lo sly r n on their own witho t needing f el.
effectively bar anyone whos not to the right of the Bohn 3irch )ociety from openly living there. Today( most folks on the left!despite being more n mero s than before!are concentrated in the cities. 6y new state has a narrow shape and looks somewhat like a capital L or an pside-down n meral J. &t starts in the river cities of ?ayton( 3ellev e( /ewport( and 8ovington( stretches down the river to Ao isville( and snakes along the edges of some r ral co nties to Ae$ington. -s for presidential politics( it wo ld be one of the least Eep blican statesH 3arack 7bama wo ld have carried it by abo t :> percentage points in :>>C. The bo ndaries are a little 0agged( and some cities are split( b t my response isH To gh toilets. &ts not like therell be c stoms stations or a 3erlin Wall. &f & want to split only the co nties of 8ampbell and Genton( it becomes trickier b t & can still probably form a state that the Eep blicans wo ld usually lose. 3 t the 27P needs to lose in the f nniest way possible. With the partys ongoing wire fra d scandal!that The 6edia predictably ignores!they deserve whats coming. Why not also break 8incinnati %sans right-wing s b rbs* off from 7hio to add to o r new state. 3eca se then wed need permission from : states instead of 0 st one. /ot like Gent cky will approve o r new state anyway. )o why wo ldnt Gent cky Eep blicans want s gone. Wo ldnt that make it easier for them to win on their own t rf and maybe even install 3ert look-alike 6att 3evin as senator. They wo ldnt let s break away( beca se o r ta$ dollars are paying for their e$cess. They cant live witho t s invol ntarily spoiling them( and they know it. 6aybe thats why they didnt p sh their 8olorado effort harder. Pl s( wed get : senators of o r own. Then again( now that both 6itch 6c8onnell %a thor of it!h !"onnells Boo# $f %lbow "are* and 3ert are handily trailing in the polls for /ovember anyway( we might not need to worry m ch longer.
"ooth)aste)hobia
)ay( whats the deal with toothpaste. When & was a teenager( & once overheard an older relative warn another ad lt family member( "Whatever yo do( never get 8lose-=p toothpaste in yo r eye( like & did the other day.# Why in the world wo ld yo have toothpaste anywhere near yo r eye. The only reason & can think of why someone wo ld get toothpaste near their eye is if theyre reenacting the scene from a Tom &nd Jerry cartoon where Berry sprays toothpaste in Toms eyes( and Tom removes it like a pair of glasses. & bet the ?epartment of Fomeland )ec rity!which was designed as 3 shs personal plaything!wo ld r n o t of the room in fright if they saw that episode. They have toothpastephobia. There are some very real threats to air travel sec rity o t there. Toothpaste is not of them( like the ?F) thinks it is. 3 t for the past decade( the ?F) has enforced rigid r les abo t toothpaste and hand lotion in travelers l ggage. We let serial stalkers b y assa lt rifles( b t we dont let families flying to +ellowstone carry toothpaste in their s itcase. &m all for the )econd -mendment( b t why do we give #nown !riminals a free pass to b y weapons while regimenting the behavior of everyone else that poses no threat to anyone. This has come to light again recently with the Winter 7lympics and the dire warnings from The 6edia
abo t how Were -ll 2onna ?ie beca se of passengers with toothpaste. 6aybe 3ob 8ostas got toothpaste in his eye( and thats how it got infected. & g ess theres a reason 8ostas once said the 3 sh regime had "tragically failed.# %&m s re theres many reasons.* &f terrorism strikes )ochi d ring the 7lympics( yo can bet yo r bi9cream it wont have anything to do with toothpaste. -nd why was the no-fly list!the right-wing 3ible!allowed to do ble in si9e in :>5: alone. This is the system that has prevented small children and infants from flying with their families beca se they had the same name as someone on the list. - congressional candidate was added to the list beca se he opposed the &ra' War. <ven Ted Gennedy and /elson 6andela were on the list. The 6aryland )tate Police added ,; nonviolent activists to the no-fly list. To the best of my knowledge( whoever was behind that witch h nt has yet to have their life r ined like they so richly deserve. ?o yo have toothpastephobia.
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