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517 Teacher ne kaha translate Hindi to English: Khushi ke maare uski chaati phool

gai. Santa translated: Due to happiness, his chest turned in to breast. 518 Poocho
na us kaagaz se, jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain, tanhaayion mein beeti
baatein tamaam likhte hain, woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi, jis se hum tumhaara naam
likhte hain. 519 Meri zindagi ke is mod pe ye kaisa waqt aaya hai, zakhm is dil ka
zubaan pe aaya hai, nahi rote hum kaanto ki chubhan se, aaj kisi ki yaad ne humko
itna rulaaya hai. 520 Pyaase ko ik katra paani hi kaafi hai, ishq mein char pal ki
zind-gaani hi kaafi hai, doobne ko samander mein jaayein kahan.. unki palkon se
tapka woh paani hi kaafi hai. 521 Zamaane ki har jannat aapke liye hogi, ye aasmaa
ye zameen aapke liye hogi, hum se keh bhi na paaoge uske pehle.. humaare hisse ki
har khushi aapke liye hogi. 522 There's a lot of difference between Dream and
Aim.. Dreams require sleep to be seen. But Aims require sleepless days and nights
to be fulfilled.. 523 Pyaar hai to aansuon ki bhi shaan hoti hai, pyaar na ho to
mehfil bhi shamshaan hoti hai, saara khel to pyaar ka hai.. warna janaaza aur
baaraat ek samaan hoti hai. 524 What is meant by ABCDEFG..? A Boy Can Do
Everything For Girl. GFEDCBA means..? Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new
Boy Again. 525 What is trust????? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has,
when u throw him in thr air, he laughs because he knows that you will catch him,
without falling. 526 Life gives answers in three ways. It says yes & gives you
what you want.
It says no & gives you something better. It says wait & gives you the best. 527
Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani.. They gave him a dice and said: If you will
get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you. Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..? Indian- Ludo nahi
khela kya..? Dubaara baari. 528 If you wait to be happy.. You will wait forever.
If you start to be happy.. you will be happy forever. Bloom where you are
planted!! 529 Neend aankhon se churaane waale.. neend tujhko bhi kaha aati hogi,
tadapte sirf hum hi nahi.. humaari yaad mein jaan tumhaari bhi jaati hogi. 530 Har
ek jazbaat ko zubaan nahi milti, har nek aarzoo ko dua nahi milti, muskaan sajaaye
rakho to duniya hai saath.. aansu ko to aankh mein bhi panaah nahi milti. 531
Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..? Socho.. Ha..Ha..Ha.. Khud baith kar
dekho, pata chal jaayega! 532 Is dil ki hai ek 'condition', jisme nahi kisi ko
'permission', sirf aap jaise dost ko hai 'admission', woh bhi bina 'donation',
just maintain good 'relation'. 533 Harbhajan Singh started bhangra on the score of
33. Sachin: Why are you dancing.. it's not a 50 or 100 yet..? Bhajji: Only a
punjab board student can understand the value of 33! 534 Bheegi palko ke sang
muskuraate hain hum, pal-pal dil ko behlaate hain hum,
aap dooor hain humse to kya hua.. har saans mein aapki aahat paate hain hum. 535
Khushiyon se dil ko aabaad kar lena, aur ghamo ko dil se aazaad kar dena, humaari
bad itni guzaarish hai ki.. dil se kabhi humein bhi yaad kar lena. 536 Pyaar mein
mila har gham udhaar hota hai, pyaar woh hota hai jisme intezaar hota hai, sadiyon
tak intezaar karte hain woh.. jinhe apne pyaar par aitbaar hota hai. 537 Ret ki
zaroorat har registaan ko hoti hai, sitaaron ki zaroorat har aasmaan ko hoti hai,
tum humein bhool mat jaana kyonki.. sachche dosto ki zaroorat har kisi ko hoti
hai. 538 Woh humein bhoolane ki baat karte hain, zaraa poocho woh humein kab yaad
karte hain, jo karte the kabhi humse pyaar hone ka daava.. aaj akele rehne ki baat
karte hain. 539 Meri yaad aaye = Yaad Karo Zyaada yaad aaye = SMS Karo Aur zyaada
yaad aaye = Phone Karo Aur bhi zyaada yaad aaye = Milo Us-se bhi zyaada yaad aaye
= To please jhooth bolna band karo. 540 Har pal ki dosti ka iraada hai aapse,
apnapan bhi kuch zyaada hai aapse, na sochenge sirf umar bhar ke liye.. qayaamat
tak dosti nibhaayenge yeh waada hai aapse. 541 Friendship is a network that needs
no recharging, no roaming, no validity, no activation, no signal problem, just
don't switch off your heart. 542 Yeh dua hai humaari, zindagi sanwar jaaye
tumhaari, har nazar mein aapko sirf pyaar nazar aaye.. khuda kare aap jiski
talaash mein hon.. woh khud aapki talaash mein aaye. 543 Love isn't made only for
lovers, it's also for friends
who love each other better than lovers. So lots of love to all friends. 544 Pati:
Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa. Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi
ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai. 545 Saaton aasmaan ki sair hum kar aaye, har ek taare
se dosti kar aaye, ek taara khaas tha jise hum apne saath le aaye.. warna aap hi
sochiye aap zameen par kaise aaye. 546 May many colors of holi bring many eternal
joys and pleasures to you and your happy family.. 547 Mithaayian ho over flow,
masti ho kabhi na low, rang aur gulaal ka surur chaahe rahe, packet mein bhari
maya rahe, gud luck ki ho bauchaar, aaya holi ka tyohaar..happy holi. 548 Laal
gulaabi rang hai, jhoom rahaa sansaar, suraj ki roshni, khushiyon ki bahar, chaand
ki kiran, apno ka pyaar, mubaarak ho aapko holi ka tyohaar. 549 Tesu ki khushboo,
rango ki bahaar, kaanji ka ras, gujjia ka swaad, man mein tarange, dilon mein
pyaar, yahi hai holi ka pyaara tyohaar. 550 Ek mulaakat karo humse inaayat samajh
kar, har cheez ka hisaab denge qayaamat samajh kar, mere pyaar per kabhi shak na
karna.. pyaar bhi karte hain ibaadat samajh kar. 551 may god gift you all the
colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of love.wish you a very
happy holi. 552 Dost aksar yun hi ban jaate hain, kuch saath rehte hain kuch
bichar jaate hain kuch yaad rakhte hain kuch bhool jaate hain ab hum aapko dekhte
hain aap kahaan tak saath nibhaate hain.
553 Rango ki varsha, gulaal ki fuhaar, suraj ki kirne, khusiyon ki bochaar,
chandan ki khushboo apno ka pyaar, mubaarak ho aapko holi ka tyohaar. 554 A man is
lucky to be the first love of a woman and a woman is lucky to be the last love of
a man. 555 White for peace, red for purity, orange for prosperity, purple for
romance, yellow for health, green for wealth, and blue for joy. May GOD give you
every color of life on this holi. 556 With petals of roses, palm full of holy
water, light of sunshine, fragrance of flowers and grass with dew, i wish you very
happy holi. 557 Laal gulaabi rang hai, jhoom rahaa sansaar, suraj ki kiran,
khushiyon ki bahaar, chaand ki chaandni, apno ka pyaar, shubh ho aapka yeh rango
ka tyohaar. happy holi. 558 Gulaal, gujia, gubaare, gulgule, is there anything
else to say..? hv a colorful holi. 559 Pyaar ke rang se bharo pichkaari, sneh ke
rang se rang do duniya saari, ye rang na jaane koi jaat na koi boli.. aapko
advance meni mubaarak ho happy holi. 560 w y h wi yo ha wis you hap wish you a
happy *'''*'''*'''*'''* *$happy holi$* *'''*'''*'''*'''* 561 2 din baad aap lal
peel hare kaale ho jaaoge.. ghabraao nahi yaar 2 din baad holi hai!! happy holi.
562 Log milte hain everytime.. pasand aate hain sometime.. dosti hoti hai one
time.. jo rehti hai life time. 563 Pal-pal se banta hai ehsaas.. ehsaas se banta
hai wishwaas.. wishwaas se bante hain rishtey.. rishton se banta hai koi khaas..
jaise aap. 564 Hi jaan ..... kahaan ho jaan ..... kab miloge jaan .... miss u jaan
..... i love u jaan ..... zyaada khush mat ho.. aur har blank ke aage "war" laga
ke sach pata kar lo. 565 Har ilzaam ka haqdaar woh humein banaa jaate hain, har
khata ki sazaa woh humein bataa jaate hain, hum har baar khaamosh reh jaate hain..
kyonki woh har baar dost hone ka haq jataa jaate hain. 566 Kaafila-e-raftaar ho
umdaa.. aur saath mein rafeeq, to kya bataaein.. ki rishi ne raah-guzar kahaan ki.
567 Socha tha woh aayenge humaare bhi, nikal liye chupke se mere kooche se. 568 At
the end all things are OK. If not OK then it is not the end.
569 Suna hai woh jaate hue keh gaye, ki ab to hum sirf tumhaare khawaabon mein
aayenge, koi keh de unse ki woh waadaa kar lein.. hum umar bhar ke liye so
jaayenge. 570 Aapki dosti, aapki wafaa hi kaafi hai, tamaam umar yeh aasraa hi
kaafi hai, jab bhi waqt mile muskura kar yaad kar lena.. humaari khushi ke liye
yeh silsila hi kaafi hai. 571 Ek dil mere dil ko zakhm de gayaa, zindagi bhar
jeene ki kasam de gayaa, laakhon mein ek chuna humne jise.. woh kaanto se bhari
chubhan de gayaa. 572 Mohabbat ka imtihaan aasaan nahi, pyaar sirf paane ka naam
nahi, muddatein beet jaati hain kisi ke intezaar mein.. yeh sirf pal-do-pal ka
kaam nahi. 573 Life is all about waking up each day to discover something new,
about meeting old people but making new conversations, walking through old roads
but still feeling nice about it, realizing that you have grown a day older but
still feeling young at heart, meeting busy schedules but still finding time for
old friends, being nostalgic about by gone days but looking forward to better
days, wanting to shoot the sender who sent you such a long message but still
manage to smile.. 574 Hue kitne fanha is ishq-o-khumaar mein, ik aur jaam de saaqi
un jaane waalon ke naam pe, salaamat rahe to fir milenge.. nahi to de dena ik jaam
mehfil mein mere bhi naam pe. 575 Zinda hu per woh maraa samajh baithe hain, jaane
kya hui khata.. nam aankho ko rudaali samajh baithe hain. 576 Never search your
happiness in others which will make you feel alone,
search it in yourself.. you will be happy even when you are left alone. 577 Never
change your originality for the sake of others, because it is your world and no
one can play your role better than you!! 578 Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya Baaraat
+ Baja = Dulha Aaya Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago
Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!! 579 Hum gaye unki gali mein, bole dil se dil laga lo, jab
dekha uski mummy ko to bole.. Joote, chappal theek kara lo. 580 Love Never Dies!!
It Remains Forever!! n Forever.. n Forever.. n Forever.. Only Partner Changes..
581 Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read?? Because they all have an
exclusive message only for the chemist. "Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri
baari!!" 582 Media people asked abhishek, what is the difference between new n old
umraao jaan..? Abhishek replied, not a big difference, nayi mein apni setting
hui.. aur purani mein papa ki.. 583 Saddam(Narak mein): Yamraaj ji, mujhe pakistan
baat karni hai. Yamraaj: Karlo. After the call.. Saddam: Kitne rupae hue..?
Yamraaj: Narak to narak calls free hain. 584 Na jaane woh humse kya chupaati thi,
kuch tha uske honto pe magar na jaane kyon sharmaati thi, jab humne muh khulwaa ke
dekha.. to pataa chalaa.. woh to gutkha khaati thi!! 585 Wife to husband: Stop
looking at girls..you are married now.
Husband: You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu. 586 Kisi ne
is par nazar daali.. Kisi ne us par nazar daali.. humne jis par nazar daali, uske
baap ne uski shaadi kar daali. 587 Wonderful couples in this world.. Heart n Beats
Night n Moon Music n Songs Roses n Love Fish n Water My message n Your Smile!! 588
Kudrat ke karishmo mein agar raat na hoti, khawaabo mein bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,
yeh dil har gham ki wajah hai.. yeh dil hi na hota to koi baat na hoti. 589 Gadha
har waqt udaas kyun rehta hai..?? ? ?? ??? 22 terian tu hi jaane.. 590 Answer
this: Black is a color. White is a color. But black and white is not a color tv.
WHY?? 591 Husband wife ghoomne gaye. Raaste mein ek gadha ghaas khaa raha tha.
Husband: Dekho tumhaara rishtedaar ghaas khaa rahaa hai. Namaste karo. Wife boli:
Namaste sasurji. 592 Coin always make sound, but the currency notes are always
silent. So when your value increases.. keep yourself calm and silent. 593 Best end
is Friend. Best stand is Understand. Best age is Courage. Best work is Hardwork.
Best day is Today.
Think best n be best.. 594 Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam per
hauwa nikla, jo mujhe rokta tha sharaab peene ke liye.. usi ki jeb mein pauwa
nikla. 595 GOD created good heart, you got it.. He created good brain, you got
it.. He created good face, you got it.. He created a good friend, but this time i
got it.. 596 Kaun kambakht chaahta hai bhulaana, dhoondte rehte hain yaad karne ka
bahaana, aap karein lakh berukhi.. farz hai humaara dosti yaad dilaana. 597 SHE
the creator, SHE the care-taker, SHE the destroyer.. SHE the beauty, SHE the
ugly.. SHE the u, SHE am i.. Souls free, Spirits immortal.. 598 Yeh mana hain woh
khafa, yeh mana hai humein fir bhi wafa, nazar bhar dekh lijiye.. hai aakhir ik
khoobsurat adaa. 599 i may be ignorant in the eyes of others but i thank GOD for
it guides me to LOVE.. i may be projecting image of an immature and irresponsible
person but who cares for image in LOVE.. 600 Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!! Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
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