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The Worst You Can Say About: Barack Obama


By Denise Williams (Political Honolulu, Hawaii in 1961. The Obama's church:
Machine) Obama's divorced in 1963. When Please read and go to this church's
Barack was six his mother married web site and read what is written
Submitted at 2/19/2008 12:30:00 PM
Lolo Soetoro and moved to Jakarta. there. It is very alarming.
Filed under: Barack Obama, Featured While there Obama attended both
Stories, 2008 President, Scandal Muslim and Catholic schools - about Barack Obama is a member of this
2 years each. Both schools, by their church and is running for President of
In the next part of our series, The nature, offered religious instruction. the U.S. If you look at the first page
Worst You Can Say About... I'll be When Barck was ten he was sent to of their web site, you will learn that
looking at some of the myths going live with his maternal grandmother in this congregation has a non-
around the intertubes about Barack Honolulu and attended a secular negotiable commitment to Africa. No
Obama. (Check out the first part in private school on the island from 5th From FactCheck.org: where is AMERICA even mentioned.
the series by Jay Allbritton, who grade until graduation. Links that Notice too, what color you will need
looks at what people are saying about debunk this myth (there are many It is true that the U.S. Code states that to be if you should want to join
John McCain.) more): "all present except those in uniform Obama's church..._ B-L-A-C-K!!!_
should stand at attention facing the Doesn't look like his choice of
Some of our most vocal commenters http://www.snopes.com/politics/obam flag with the right hand over the religion has improved much over his
here on Political Machine are very a/muslim.asp heart." But the word "should" rather (former?) Muslim upbringing. Are
familiar with the false stories http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS than "shall" makes that a you aware that Obama's middle name
circulating about Obama. They have /01/22/obama.madrassa/ recommendation and not a legal is Mohammed? Strip away his nice
been most kind sharing those lies http://www.politico.com/news/stories requirement. To confirm, we spoke looks, the big smile and smooth talk
with all of us in the comment sections /1007/6314_Page2.html with Anne Garside, director of and what do you get? Certainly a
of our posts. Thanks to all of those communication for the Maryland racist, as plainly defined by the stated
who have provided me with links and Historical Society - home of the position of his church! And possibly a
insight into these unfounded rumors. original manuscript of "The Star- covert worshiper of the Muslim faith,
Myth #2 - Barack Hussein Obama's Spangled Banner," and asked if even today. This guy desires to rule
The most "popular" of these viral middle name is Muhummad. anyone could be punished for not over America while his loyalty is
emails can be found on Fact Check. placing their hands over their hearts totally vested in a Black Africa!
This one cracks me up everytime I during the national anthem. She
These phony stories will surely see it. His middle name is Hussein. It quickly replied, "Oh, of course not," I cannot believe this has not been all
become more widespread and talked doesn't make it scarier to add the adding that "there is no obligation to over the TV and newspapers. This is
about if Obama wins the Democratic Muhummad in there. We get the put your hand over your heart." why it is so important to pass this
nomination. So, here's my stab at point. See Myth #5 below. message along to all of our family &
creating a quick link of myth debunks friends. To think that Obama has
for future use on 527's and the RNC: Myth #3 - Obama swore his Senate Pictures and video of Obama holding even the slightest chance in the run
Oath of Office on a Koran his hand over his heart during the for the presidency, is really scary.
Pledge of Allegiance, The Nation Click on the link below:
Flat-out Untruths and Lies: See Myth #1. Obama is a Christian Anthem, and even leading the Pledge This is the web page for the church
and used a Bible. Ask Dick Cheney, as a member of the Senate can be Barack Obama belongs to:
Myth #1 - Barack Hussein Obama is who administered the Oath. People found here, here and here. www.tucc.org/about.htm
a Muslim (not that there's anything who repeat this are thinking of Rep.
wrong with that). Keith Ellison (D-MN), the first Myth #5 - Obama's United Church of
Muslim Congressman, who did use a Christ parish is a black-only racist
Koran in his ceremonial swearing-in. church. It's also been reported widely that
Ellison used a Koran borrowed from TUCC's magazine Trumpet gave
the Library of Congress that was And if you can't get a soul to believe Nation of Islam leader Louis
owned by that crazy jihadist Thomas the Muslim smears, you can always Farrakhan the Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright
Based on a chain email titled "Who is Jefferson. revert back to his OTHER church, the Jr. Trumpeter Award to a man it said
Barack Obama?" and it's variations. predominately African American "truly epitomized greatness." It's
Links that debunk this myth: Trinity United Church of Christ. covered pretty well here by
The usual story here is that Obama's Again from Fact Check is the email Washington Post's Richard Cohen.
mother married a Kenyan Muslim http://www.politifact.org/truth-o- that I see copied and pasted here alot Obama's adamant disavowal of the
(also named Barack Hussein Obama) meter/statements/238/ with the link. Unfortunately for recent church magazine's decision here.
divorced him and then married an http://www.snopes.com/politics/obam visitors looking for black on white
Indonesian Muslim and that Barack a/muslim.asp death and destruction, you'll now see Now there are plenty of legitimate
went to an extremist Wahabbi http://www.factcheck.org/elections- the Church's mission statement AND reasons to knock this candidate - his
madrassa in Jakarta, Indonesia. 2008/sliming_obama.html and kindly while female Reverend issues, his substance and his words
Variations include that because his waiting for you there to debunk this recently are more than enough fodder
father was Muslim, Obama will crap right there! You don't even need for anyone. It's a shame in 2008 that
always be Muslim, and run to the Myth #4 - Obama won't put his hand the email sent to you to get this - you we still see irrational fear and
extreme theory that he's some sort of over his heart during the Pledge of can hear it on Hannity & Colmes loathing of people and cultures we
Muslim Manchurian Candidate and Allegiance and the National Anthem. nearly every night. don't understand. We are Americans
will invite Osama bin Laden to be VP and we should be alot better than this.
or Secretary of State. These of stories, This rumor goes along perfectly with Subject: Obama's church
of course, have been debunked many the Muslim myths as it says, "See! Stay tuned for our next chapter in The
times by multiple sources. He's not aMurkin!" Apparently this Obama mentioned his church during Worst Thing You Can Say About...
one started after a picture was taken his appearance with Oprah. It's the
Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, did at the Tom Harkin Steak Fry in Iowa Trinity Church of Christ. I found this
indeed marry a Kenyan that she met back in September right as this group interesting. Permalink | Email this | Linking
while both attended the University of was about ready to hear the National Blogs | Comments
Hawaii. Barack was born in Anthem:
Ryan Seacrest on Fidel Castro
By Mo Rocca (Political It's time to say goodbye to Fidel
Machine) Castro. What a journey! Permalink | Email this | Linking
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preparers HRB, JTX
By Dave (Political Machine) rock for the past eight years, you about the various well known faults
would know that McCain has, in that of the other candidates, but he offers
Submitted at 2/19/2008 12:24:00 PM
time, carried on a crusade against not one shred of evidence that By Paul Foster
Filed under: Republicans, John conservatives in the way that only McCain is conservative, only this (BloggingStocks)
McCain, 2008 President McCain can. In that crusade, whether final summation: Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:15:00 AM
This piece from Christopher Buckley it was immigration or campaign
deserves some attention, since he is finance, or torture, there were two I'd love to have been inside his brain - Filed under: H and R Block (HRB),
the son of the William F. Buckley sides. One side was that of truth or to have had a mind-reading crawl Options
who founded National Review and justice and light, and that was run across the bottom of the TV H&R Block (NYSE: HRB) closed at
was widely seen as the leader of the McCain, and the other side was full screen - as he was offering his $18.47 Tuesday.
conservative movement for many, of evil, corrupt, despicable, vile emollient words. I'm guessing it was
many years. people, and those were the something along the lines of, "All Soleil Securities has a Buy rating on
conservatives. right, you blinking, high-maintenance HRB.
It may strike some conservatives idjits, if this is what it takes, I'm
today as odd, if not absurd, to see But all that's in the past. Now willing to do it, but honestly I'd rather HRB overall option implied volatility
John McCain being subjected to an McCain is the virtual nominee and if be doing vodka shots with Hillary of 45 is near its 26-week average
auto-da-fé conducted by such the conservatives don't like it, they Clinton." But then defiance - defiance according to Track Data, suggesting
Torquemadas of the right as Rush can suck it... or as Chris put it: of the gleeful kind - is a quality I've non-directional price movement.
Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean always associated with conservatism. Jackson Hewitt (NYSE: JTX) closed
Hannity. The other day, he even In response, let me offer a thoughtful, Tuesday at $21.65, near a 30-month
endured jeers at a conservative considered, carefully worded So his final point is that McCain is low.
gathering in Washington, by comment: Would you all please seeking only the mollification of
otherwise well-behaved exemplars of just...shut...up? (I'd insert an conservatives, and that's supposed to Soleil Securities has a Hold rating
conservatism. Indeed, turn on the TV intensifier, but this is a family be a supportive statement for his with an $18 price target on JTX.
at any hour of the day and you'll find newspaper.) assertion that conservatives should
Mr. McCain being excoriated in just shut up? JTX overall option implied volatility
harsher terms than he endured from of 59 is above its 26-week average of
his jailers at the Hanoi Hilton - Yeah, that's not going to be a 43 according to Track Data,
variously denounced as a) not Mr. Buckley then goes on for about persuasive argument. But if Chris's suggesting larger price movement.
conservative, b) really, really not thirty pages and thousands of words real goal was to spark a civil war Option Update is provided by Stock
conservative, or even c) so not- about defending McCain's various between the moderates and the Specialist Paul Foster of
conservative as to make you wonder positions, allies, and crusades against conservatives, this is a great opening theflyonthewall.com
if he isn't just the latest re-issue of the conservatism, all in the name of shot.
Manchurian Candidate. finding out whether McCain is
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mean, unless you've been under a In that time he finds space to talk

Obamomentum: 'W' Tuesday Postgame Analysis


By Tommy Christopher Washington. In exit polls, 54% of
(Political Machine) voters found that Clinton had been
more unfair to Obama in
Submitted at 2/19/2008 10:45:00 PM
campaigning, compared with 34% for
Filed under: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, indicating that it will be
Obama, Breaking News, 2008 increasingly difficult for Clinton to
PresidentWashington, Wisconsin, and benefit from negative campaigning.
HaWaii (it's a stretch, I know, but
work with me) all held nominating Another symbolically bad moment
contests today, and as David Knowles for Clinton occurred when, during her
noted earlier, Barack Obama carried speech, MSNBC and other outlets cut
Wisconsin by a wide margin, his 9th away to Barack Obama's victory
victory in a row, and has taken speech. There seems to be no way
Hawaii as expected, 76%-24%. John Clinton will drop out before Texas,
McCain carried the state by a huge 18 but the writing appears to be on the
point spread over rival Mike wall.
Huckabee, and more than doubled
Huckabee's vote total in Washington. The highlight of the coverage was
this clip, of Chris Matthews
embarassing an Obama backer. It's
The Washington State Democratic the kind of clip that gets forwarded
Primary is being described as a around in emails, and fair or not, it
"beauty contest", since the state has the validity of his caucus state wins in headline for Clinton is, "We made up does play neatly into the popular line
already pledged its delegates based the court of public opinion. 33 points in Washington." They can of attack against Obama.
on the results of a February 9 caucus, point to the disparity between the
which Obama won by more than caucus result and the primary result
double, 68%-31%. Despite that fact, On the Republican side, Mike as an indicator that all of Obama's
Washington is shaping up to be the Huckabee picked up no delegates, as caucus wins are less valid as
lone bright spot for Hillary Clinton. both contests were "Winner take all." expressions of the popular will. Permalink | Email this | Linking
With record turnout expected, Clinton Huck shows no sign of dropping out, Blogs | Comments
has made up incredible ground in the but at this point, McCain is at least Of course, the rest of the world will
state, allowing her campaign to point benefiting from headlines of wide be talking about Obamomentum, as
to the contest as a momentum-stopper victories, rather than sitting quietly these contests were his 9th and 10th
for Barack Obama, and to challenge with a secured nomination.The victories in a row, 11th if you count

Disney's world is starting to look wonderful again


By Joseph Lazzaro aforementioned in mind, Disney is heavy traffic at worldwide theme in the sector. The Reuters
(BloggingStocks) worth a review. parks. F2008/F2009 EPS consensus
estimates for DIS are $2.23/$2.39.
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:25:00 AM
Disney (NYSE: DIS) is the world's Meanwhile, merchandise licensing Continue reading Disney's world is
Filed under: Walt Disney (DIS), second largest media conglomerate. revenue should be adequate, as starting to look wonderful
Stocks to BuyIn less-than-certain should film revenue, with difficult againPermalink | Email this |
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one or two large-cap demonstrated revenue gains on media network comparisons expected to lighten
business model performers to your performance (including solid TV somewhat in F2009. Further, Disney's
portfolio, and with the advertising sales), and relatively balance sheet is among the strongest
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By Dave (Political Machine)
Submitted at 2/19/2008 11:55:00 PM
I mulled over the matter carefully. At
the very end of the lecture, after 40
alone makes him a stronger candidate
than either. I think that assumption is into EPS, tax season
minutes of surveying the entire field, a false one. One can either win the By Paul Foster
Filed under: Republicans, 2008 both parties, I said "Ladies and presidency by putting together a (BloggingStocks)
President, Michael Bloomberg gentlemen, the next President of the coalition of your base plus a majority
John Derbyshire at NRO puts United States," pressed the key (it of the swing voters, or by boosting Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:20:00 AM
together a fascinating and fun was a PowerPoint presentation), and turnout to extraordinary levels among Filed under: Intuit Inc (INTU),
scenario, and a way out for up on the screen came Al Gore. There your base. This latter part is the Bush Options, Politics
Democrats if the frontrunner stumbles was a chorus of boos and jeers - it method in 2004 and it worked Intuit (NASDAQ: INTU) is
before the convention: was a conservative crowd. Derb: spectacularly. scheduled to report Q2 EPS on
I assume that the folk at the DNC, "Look, this is not my guy. I'm anti- John McCain is not going to be able February 21. Soleil Securities says:
who are not fools, have thought Gore, and have a paper trail to prove to go for the spectacular turnout "We continue to see double-digit core
things through to this point. What it (see here, here, and here). But as an method, as the base may vote for him, -business growth, with expanding
comes next? analyst, it's my job dispassioantely to but only grudgingly. and he is not margins."
weigh the probabilities. I weighed going to be able to outdo the Oprah INTU closed at $30.23 Tuesday.
What do you think? I've been telling them. This is what they told me." candidate (if Obama is the nominee) INTU March option implied volatility
you for months, but you just won't It's not impossible, but it's close. for the swing voters. And even then, of 34 is near its 26-week average
listen. I told you right here back in The major obstacles are two by of all the candidates, only Barack has according to Track Data, suggesting
May last year. number: the capability of boosting turnout, but non-directional price movement.
1. The Democrats feel they already among Democrats. See obstacle #1. Option Update is provided by Stock
Some weeks before that I had told have their knight in shining, and his The stronger resume thesis does not Specialist Paul Foster of
attendees at a private lecture the same name is Barack Obama. hold. And the conservative theflyonthewall.com.Permalink |
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had asked me to give a talk on the delegate count, which hinges on her past the graveyard.
2008 field of candidates, which was winning many of the remaining
at that point very large. At the end of primaries, and that's looking tougher Permalink | Email this | Linking
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opinion as to who would actually be Also there's an assumption here
the next president. Preparing my talk, predicated that McCain's resume

Obama Outpolling McCain in


Swing States
By Dave (Political Machine) McCain 45%
Submitted at 2/19/2008 11:22:00 PM
Obama 51%
McCain 48%
Filed under: Democrats, Barack Clinton 45%
Obama, 2008 President, Polls Wisconsin
These sorts of polls are absolutely McCain 42%
meaningless in any predictive sense, Obama 52%
but they are very important McCain 49%
nonetheless. Hillary's been Clinton 42%
campaigning that she is the best Survey USA is always a bit sketchy
candidate to beat the Republican, but in my mind, as they do robopolling,
now the Republicans have had the but the propaganda effect of this on
bad form to elect the one candidate the remaining primaries will be very
that is a perfect matchup for Obama. bad for Hillary. Obama has increasing
And these polls from SUSA show it evidence that he is the best candidate
(link to Jeff at Ohio Daily):Iowa on the electability front, which leaves
McCain 41% Hillary with no winning message
Obama 51% whatsoever.
McCain 52%
Speech! Speech! Clinton 41%
Virginia
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Speech! 'Night Shift' Clinton


By David Knowles (Political faster than a 20-plus-point-lead in By Greg McNeilly (Political Increased daycare. And help with
Machine) Texas. So which candidate was more Machine) elder health care. She understands.
rude? The future of America depends She's worked the night shift, too."
Submitted at 2/20/2008 12:39:00 AM Submitted at 2/20/2008 1:47:00 AM
on the answer. Clinton: "I'm Hillary Clinton and I
Filed under: Hillary Clinton, Filed under: Hillary Clinton, Ads, approved this message."
Democrats, Republicans, John John McCain's speech was marked, 2008 PresidentHillary Clinton is Clearly channeling the John Edwards
McCain, Featured StoriesIf there was yet again, by the relatively small airing a new :30 second spot in Ohio populism, Clinton is hoping to steer
any drama in last night's blowout room in which he delivered it. That titled "Night Shift." her campaign off the iceberg in Ohio
wins by Barack Obama and John metaphor was punctuated by country- and elsewhere. The math is becoming
McCain, it waited until after the club crowd interrupting McCain's The script reads: more difficult. At this point, the
victors had been decided. Of course, I remarks with chants of "U-S-A! U-S- election is no longer about her, her
speak of the speeches each candidate A!" The speech itself took aim at Announcer: "You pour coffee, fix record, or her vision. There has been
offered the nation. Barack Obama. McCain seems to hair, you work the night shift at the such a large momentum shift that a
realize who he's more likely to face in local hospital. You're often change of fate is only possible if she
The biggest story of the night was the the general election. Essentially, overworked, underpaid, and can pop the Obama bubble. A
punch/counter-punch that ensued however, his attacks on Obama are sometimes overlooked. But not by doubtful scnario (and legacy-wise
between Hillary Clinton and Obama. identical to the ones Clinton has been everyone. One candidate has put forth risky).
Ever gracious in defeat, Clinton, making. Given how well those seem an American family agenda to make
speaking in Youngstown, Ohio, again to be going over with the voters, he things easier for everyone who works Permalink | Email this | Linking
declined to congratulate Obama on may want to consider a "new and so hard. Universal health care. Blogs | Comments
his wins, and, with the aide of a improved" speech of his own.
teleprompter, proceeded to use her
media spotlight to launch into a "new
and improved" attack on her rival.
Having heard enough, Obama took to H/T Talking Points Memo.
the podium midway through Clinton's
bruising oratory, causing her image to Permalink | Email this | Linking
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Obama's Streak Continues


By David Knowles (Political and 37% for Clinton. Maybe she
Machine) should have paid more attention to all
those "insignificant" states.
SCOTUS Scuttles Submitted at 2/19/2008 2:06:00 PM

Filed under: Democrats, Barack


Obama
There's no way to spin this pretty for
Clinton. She lost in a state where she
ACLU's Wiretapping The momentum continues. Wisconsin
was the 9th consecutive win. Hawaii
made it 10. Texas is looking
should have been competitive--and by
17%. Just another blowout. What's
her excuse this time?

Case precarious for Clinton. After last


night, it got that much more so. The
big headline? Exit polls show that for
Permalink | Email this | Linking
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By Justin Paulette (Political The ACLU calls this a Catch-22: The voters who made up their minds in
Machine) government classified the identities of the past month went 63% to Obama
persons monitored by the program,
Submitted at 2/20/2008 1:16:00 AM

Filed under: Bush Administration,


Breaking News, Terror, Supreme
but only those unknown persons have
standing to sue. Of course, the
converse logic shows that, in the
MySpace
Court
ACLU v. NSA has just been dropped
from the Supreme Court's docket, in
years of the programs' existence, no
one has been harmed by its existence
- except some disgruntled (would-be) Forget Notepad: 8
hears the
effect granting a victory to the Bush
administration. The ACLU had
argued the illegality of the executive's
terrorists. But those ACLU clients are
another matter.... Online Text Editors
By Sean P. Aune (Mashable!)
music
warrantless wiretapping program, the The ACLU lamented, "It's very By Douglas McIntyre
secret program revealed to the world disturbing that the president's actions Submitted at 2/20/2008 4:16:18 AM (BloggingStocks)
within the pages of The New York will go unremarked upon by the Yes, most of us are used to using Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:22:00 AM
Times. (I've written on the program court. In our view, it shouldn't be left Notepad for text editing, but if you
here and here.) to executive branch officials alone to want to take your text online, you can Filed under: Launches, Industry,
determine the limits." No doubt, they find more robust and full featured (or Apple Inc (AAPL), Wal-Mart
The decision was resolved on the believe private groups with a even simpler) editors. We’ve (WMT), Amazon.com (AMZN),
procedural matter of "standing." The penchant for undermining national gathered up eight that will let you News Corp'B' (NWS)
ACLU sued on behalf of itself, security should be entrusted with code web pages, type in other Everyone else is in the music
lawyers, reporters and scholars. None adjudging the merits of secret anti- languages, and even create PDFs. download business so why not add
of the plaintiffs could show that they terror programs. (more…) News Corp (NYSE: NWS)'s
had been harmed by (or even ShareThis MySpace. The big social network is
subjected to) the program, Hence, Permalink | Email this | Linking in talks with the major record labels
they lacked standing to sue. Blogs | Comments including Universal Music and Sony
BMG. The service would offer the
downloads for free and the service

Rails and trucks: A look at two would be supported by advertising.


According to the FT, the deal would
put MySpace in a similar position to
companies like Amazon (NASDAQ:
Buffett stocks AMZN) and Wal-Mart (NYSE:
WMT) that are trying to challenge
Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL)'s iTunes.
By Steven Halpern looks for such factors as intrinsic its total ownership to more than 63
(BloggingStocks) value, low debt, managerial expertise, million shares. Buffett has made no While MySpace has over 100 million
a margin of safety and an 'economic secret of his desire to purchase more registered users, it is hard to see why
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:38:00 AM
moats' that offers some sort of of the stock. the project will have much success.
Filed under: Berkshire Hathaway sustainable competitive advantage." "The key to discerning competitive The social network is not a music
(BRK.A), Newsletters, Commodities, Here's a pair of transportation stocks advantages between the major download destination per se, and it is
Oil, Agriculture, Stocks to Buy, that fit the bill. railroad firms lies in the strategic uncertain the visitors will want to use
Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNI) "While many investors fret over the location the site for a service that they are
With Warren Buffett in the news current volatility in the stock market, of their networks. Specifically, BNI probably getting from Apple, or as
recently, it is timely to look at a Warren Buffett is likely busy looking has the largest network of track in a they probably rip their own DVDs.
recent report from Paul Tracy, for value. Historically, in volatile up region of the western U.S. The launch is another sign that social
highlighting some of the best- and down markets, Buffett has found known as the Powder River Basin, networks do not have a model for
positioned stocks currently held by even more opportunities than in which is home to America's largest making big money. The last News
Berkshire Hathaway (NYSE: BRK.A) raging bull markets." reserves of coal. Corp estimates showed that MySpace
-- Burlington Northern Santa Fe "Burlington Northern Santa Fe is the revenue was under $700 million last
(NYSE: BNI) and WABCO Holdings second-largest railroad in the U.S. Continue reading Rails and trucks: A year -- modest given its size.
(NYSE: WBC). Berkshire holds an 18.2% stake in look at two Buffett stocksPermalink | Getting MySpace users to move to
Here, the editor of StreetAuthority BNI, recently boosting that stake by Email this | Comments any new service may be like herding
Market Advisor explains, "Buffett purchasing 11 million shares to bring cats.
Douglas A. McIntyre is an editor at
247wallst.com. Read | Permalink |
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Wal-Mart's strong Analyst initiations: Chesapeake,


Brookfield Asset Management,
international growth a Nile Therapeutics
sign of things to come By Eric Buscemi
(BloggingStocks)
compound, CD-NP, a chimeric
natriuretic peptide with potential
efficacy and safety enhancements that
By Brian White to happen? This quarter proved it -- Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:50:00 AM
could permit broad use in acute heart
(BloggingStocks) yes, it has. Wal-Mart's Asda grocery Filed under: Analyst initiationsMOST failure setting. The firm started shares
chain in the UK even showed same- NOTEWORTHY: Chesapeake, of Nile with a Market Outperform
Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:48:00 AM
store sales growth in the "mid-single Brookfield Asset Management and rating and $7 target.
Filed under: Products and services, digits" for all of 2007. Wal-Mart Nile Therapeutics were today's
Competitive strategy, Wal-Mart indicated that its Asda operation was noteworthy initiations: OTHER INITIATIONS:
(WMT)When Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. the fastest growing food retailer in
(NYSE: WMT) reported it had Europe, ahead of competitors Tesco • Jefferies initiated Chesapeake • Baird initiated Concur Tech
achieved its first $100 billion quarter and Sainsbury. Energy Corp. (NYSE: CHK) with a (NASDAQ: CNQR) with a Neutral
in the company's history Tuesday, it Buy rating and $54 target and thinks rating.
was probably a time to celebrate at its Is "Everyday Low Prices" winning the company can post group-leading • RBC Capital initiated General
Bentonville headquarters. But even a over customer groups outside the organic growth in production and Moly (AMEX: GMO) with a Sector
$100 billion quarter doesn't make for U.S. now? That was the reason given reserves over the next several years. Perform rating and $11 target.
good feelings sometimes, as much of behind Asda's growth, as customers • Thomas Weisel assumed • Wachovia (NYSE: WB) was
that growth came from the company's seeking out the lowest prices more Brookfield Asset Management reinstated at Goldman with a Neutral
international division. Yes, that's the frequently shopped at Asda. Is this (NYSE: BAM) with a Market Weight rating.
one I've lamented over frequently in the beginning of the "Wal- rating citing slowing cash flow
the past. This time, it was shining Martization" of all its global markets? growth. Permalink | Email this | Comments
brightly. Commodity and energy prices aren't • Rodman & Renshaw is positive on
doing anything to help, but it's too Nile Therapeutics' (OTC: NILT) lead
Wal-Mart's Q4 sales came in showing early to make that call. Give four
a 19% international growth rate that quarters of outstanding international
pushed those sales to $27 billion for
the just completed quarter. At the
growth, and finally, Wal-Mart
investors may have something to
A Microsoft proxy battle
same time, the retailer's U.S. sales
rose only 5%. Is international
becoming the company's growth
cheer about.Read | Permalink | Email
this | Comments for Yahoo? Yeah, Right
engine like it has frequently wanted By Jonathan Berr
(BloggingStocks)
Staples offers to buy Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:35:00 AM

Filed under: Deals, Microsoft

Corporate Express; offer (MSFT), Yahoo! (YHOO), Marketing


and advertisingMicrosoft Corp.
(NASDAQ: MSFT) will start a proxy
fight for Yahoo! Inc. (NASDAQ:
rebuffed YHOO) "unless Yahoo reverses
course and enters into talks' regarding
its $44.6 billion unsolicited offer,"
By Brian White Microsoft is even considering a proxy
(BloggingStocks) according to The New York Times' fight is because Yahoo does not have
DealBook blog. I'll believe it when I a staggered board, meaning all of its
Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:10:00 AM see it. directors are up for renomination this
Filed under: Competitive strategy, year.
Staples Inc (SPLS)Staples, Inc. First of all, proxy battles are a
(NASDAQ: SPLS) wants to buy the gigantic pain in the butt. The bigger Investors need to remember that the
largest global supplier of office the deal, the larger the hassles. There media loves to hype potential battles
supplies to enhance its most are lawyers, proxy solicitation firms like proxy battles even if the chances
profitable division. That company, Corporate Express is a smart move. and deal PR firms to pay. M&A of them actually happen are quite
Corporate Express, doesn't seem The company does half its business in reporters at the major media outlets remote.
interested in Staples' offer, calling the the U.S. already, and acquiring it have to be wooed. It takes forever.
U.S. retailer's $3.6 billion unsolicited would give Staples a much-improved Freelance writer Jonathan Berr edits
offer inadequate and "significantly delivery business in the U.S. Yahoo's board probably won't meet the blog Ketchup and Eggs.Read |
undervalues the company." until June. Plenty of things can Permalink | Email this | Comments
Sanford & Bernstein analyst Colin happen between now and then.
Corporate Express, based in McGranahan said "the potential Probably, the only reason why
Amsterdam, saw its shares trading synergies could make this very
above Staples' offer price once the bid accretive" to earnings. McGranahan
was announced, signaling that then indicated that Staples'
investors expect a much larger offer management team is conservative and
price for the office supply company. smart, and that a higher office price
could make things more difficult.
Although Staples knows all too well Reading between the lines, then,
that U.S. regulators would probably Staples may not up its offer even
not approve the acquisition of a U.S.- though it's been rebuffed by
based retailer (its attempt to buy Corporate Express.Read | Permalink |
Office Depot in 1997 failed), Email this | Comments

Airbus foresees sharp drop in orders


By Douglas McIntyre sits at 3,600 according toThe New to harm earnings at either company pressure Boeing's shares which have
(BloggingStocks) York Times. soon because heavy delivery already fallen from 52-week high of
The introduction of new products schedules will keep revenue flowing. almost $108 to just above $85.
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:02:00 AM
helped Airbus and Boeing (NYSE: It does raise the question of whether Investors who plan to hold Boeing
Filed under: Forecasts, Industry, BA) to a year of record orders in the industry will hit a slump near the long-term may want to reconsider.
Boeing Co (BA) 2007, but that has taken up most of end of the decade when current orders Douglas A. McIntyre is an editor at
Airbus believes that new orders for its the demand for commercial aircraft have been filled. 247wallst.com. Read | Permalink |
planes will drop by half to about 700 which will be delivered over the next If the market senses that the aircraft Email this | Comments
in 2008. The company's backlog of few years. business will not be as robust over
planes that it has to build and deliver The slowdown in orders is not likely time as it is now, it will probably
6 Tech Gadgets * Technology * Your Click and Print Newspaper

So it begins: Toshiba's HD-A3


falls to $99 at Circuit City, comes
with 7 free HD DVDs
By Darren Murph (Engadget) comes with seven free titles, two of
Submitted at 2/20/2008 1:26:00 AM
which are 300 and Bourne Identity.
So yeah, if you've been waiting for
Filed under: HDTV, Home this moment to snap up the failed
Entertainment format for cheap, hop on in -- but if
we were betting souls, we'd say
It's not like there has been any holding out just a wee bit longer
shortage of deals on HD DVD would actually be in your wallet's
hardware over the past few months or best interest.
anything, but now that Toshiba (and
almost everyone else on the planet) [Thanks, Dustin]
has officially yanked support for the
format, prices are beginning to Read | Permalink | Email this |
plummet en masse. First on the Comments
docket is the HD-A3 at Circuit City,
which now sits at just $99.99 and

Sharper Image can't move


enough air purifiers to avoid
bankruptcy
By Darren Murph (Engadget) after "declining sales and three
Submitted at 2/20/2008 1:58:00 AM
straight years of losses led to a
shortage of liquidity." Comically
Filed under: Household enough, the retailer actually went so
far as to "partly blame" the negative
We can't say the writing was exactly publicity surrounding the
on the wall or anything, but when aforementioned Ionic Breeze air
Sharper Image attempted to sell self- purifiers for its falling revenues, and
branded cellphones and got dinged court papers also show that it's
for pushing grossly overpriced air currently seeking a $60 million loan
purifiers that actually made things to keep operating. Oh, how the
worse -- well, you could tell things mighty mediocre have fallen.
weren't all peaches and cream.
Regardless, the company made [Thanks, Steve] MyRacer MF101 handheld does
famous for selling trinkets and
massage chairs in malls everywhere
has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
Read | Permalink | Email this |
Comments
gaming first, media second
By Darren Murph (Engadget) resolution display gives away its true
calling. Reportedly, it sports a Flash-
Lessig May Run Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:27:00 AM

Filed under: Gaming, Handhelds


based interface that enables users to
sort through titles on their SD card or
By Duncan Riley (TechCrunch) Congress movement. I will decide in the 1GB of internal memory, but
Submitted at 2/20/2008 12:44:49 AM
the next week or so whether it makes First things first -- Americans can details are fuzzy on what games it'll
sense to advance that movement by keep dreaming on this one, as we're actually play. Still, doesn't seem like
Erick reported February 15 that a running for Congress. looking at yet another curious a half bad investment for 99,000
Facebook group was trying to draft Many friends have weighed in on that creation that probably won't wander ($104) if you're in the area.
Stanford Law professor and free decision — both strongly in favor and far beyond the borders of South
culture champion Lawrence Lessig to strongly opposed. Many more have Korea. MyRacer's MF101 handheld [Via Technabob]
run for Congress. It took 5 days but joined draftlessig.org and a Facebook can certainly play nice with a few
they may get their way with Lessig group asking me to consider it. audio / video formats -- AVI, MP3, Read | Permalink | Email this |
announcing Lessig ‘08, a site that will The first candidate to run based on WMA, WAV, JPEG and BMP, for Comments
host an introduction to his “Change support via Facebook? Maybe not starters -- but the control pad flanking
Congress Movement,” (video above) completely, but it’s a headline I’m each side of the 2.4-inch 320 x 240
as well as his yet to be announced sure others may use if and when he
decision as to whether he’ll run or decides to run.
not. C r u n c h N e t w o r k :
Writes Lessig MobileCrunchMobile Gadgets and
I have decided I want to give as much Applications, Delivered Daily.
energy as I can to the Change
Your Click and Print Newspaper Tech Gadgets * 7

Windows XP SP3 RC2 publicly


available. That's three times the
SP!
By Paul Miller (Engadget)
Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:53:00 AM

Filed under: Desktops, LaptopsLook,


we sense the Vista hate out there, but
frankly we think it's your own dang
business what OS you choose to run.
If Vista SP1 is rocking your world
right now, we say more power to you,
if XP is more your pace then you're
certainly not alone, and if you're still
trying to install Firefox on Haiku we version of SP3 from your machine,
feel your pain. That said, XP users but it should be smooth sailing from
are getting a bit of love this week, there. How do you like them apples,
since Microsoft just made Service Vista SP1?
Pack 3 Release Candidate 2 publicly
available via Windows Update. You Read | Permalink | Email this |
have to download a little registry key Comments
Post-format war, which Blu-ray to help Windows Update know you're
RC2 fodder, and remove any previous
player will you snag?
By Darren Murph (Engadget) if you've got a higher-end home
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:00:00 AM
theater, things aren't necessarily that
simple -- there are some pretty big
Filed under: HDTV, Home audio codec issues to keep in mind.
Entertainment Either way, now that it's safe to
commit to one format, why not check
After what seems like ages, the out what everybody else is doing and
deadlock between HD DVD and Blu- toss in your own vote at Engadget
ray has finally been broken, and as HD's poll?
you undoubtedly know, high-
definition film lovers everywhere are [Image courtesy of AV Revolution]
now scrambling to figure out which
BD player would suit them best. Read | Permalink | Email this |
'Course, the easy answer is Sony's Comments
Profile 2.0-capable PlayStation 3, but

Sony selling Cell chip facilities


to Toshiba for $835 million
By Paul Miller (Engadget)
Submitted at 2/20/2008 1:46:00 AM

Filed under: Gaming, Home


EntertainmentWe're pretty sure
Creative working on a "Zen Share"
there's a load of irony here
somewhere, but we just can't put our WiFi music player?
finger on it. Sony is selling its chip By Paul Miller (Engadget) fansite lie about something like this?
manufacturing facilities -- including Apparently the player does WiFi
ones that build the Cell and RSX Submitted at 2/20/2008 1:05:00 AM
sharing, but that's all we've got to go
chips that go into the PS3 -- to Filed under: Portable Audio, Portable on at the moment, so let your
Toshiba, and the $835 million deal Video, Wireless imagination run wild. Zen to Zune to
goes down April 1. (No, this is not like things finally got official just as iPod wireless sharing? In a world of
some April fool's joke, just really all this "HD DVD losing the format Rumors of a brand new Creative magic, anything is possible.
awkward timing.) Toshiba's also in a war" stuff went down. No hard music player looking exactly like this
$16 billion partnership with SanDisk feelings, right Toshiba? are unconfirmed at the moment, but [Image courtesy of Bent Post]
to produce flash memory, so it's we do have a pretty solid lead on the
looking like with the inclusion of Read | Permalink | Email this | name: Zen Share. That word comes Read | Permalink | Email this |
Sony's chip capacity we're looking at Comments from the mouth of epiZENter.net, and Comments
quite the chip giant. We had wind of why would a self-termed Creative
this Sony deal last year, but it looks

HP's new UMPC 2133 hotness to run VIA, not Penryn?


By Paul Miller (Engadget) drool over. UMPC Portal has word chips and duke it out with Penryn
Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:19:00 AM
from a supposed industry insider that ultraportables. If this is true it'd be a
the computer is not running an Intel big win for VIA, and consumers
Filed under: Laptops chip as previously suggested, but might just get some budget-friendly
instead will rock the range of VIA excitement out of the deal as well.
If that new HP Compaq 2133 is processors. That means the computer
hitting your ultraportable sweet spot, could fight it out with Eee PC in the adopt one of those upcoming Isaiah Read | Permalink | Email this |
there's more news on that front to low-end with a C7 processor, or Comments
Palm Centro for AT&T unboxing and hands-on at Engadget Mobile
By Joshua Topolsky have enough Palm in your diet, time.
(Engadget) maybe it's time to look into the
Centro for AT&T. Not sure? Then Read | Permalink | Email this |
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:07:00 AM
perhaps our handy unboxing and Comments
Filed under: Cellphones, Features hands-on could help cement your Mobile where it's all going down, big
If you've been feeling like you don't decision. Head on over to Engadget
8 Tech Gadgets * Technology * Your Click and Print Newspaper

VideoEgg: Rich
Media Ads, Pay Only
When Users Engage
By Michael Arrington
Blist Secures (TechCrunch)
$6.5M for Cloud Submitted at 2/20/2008 12:01:21 AM

Videoegg, the one-time video startup


Database Software that sort of competed with YouTube
and sort of competed with
By Mark Hendrickson BrightCove (very different
(TechCrunch) companies), has basically transitioned
itself into a very robust rich media
Submitted at 2/20/2008 5:00:41 AM
advertising network. In August 2007
Blist, a browser-based database they started selling ad units for
management application, has raised Facebook applications. Since then
$6.5M in Series A from Frazier they’ve expanded to include
Technology Ventures and advertising for many other sites,
Morgenthaler Ventures. including Meebo, Flixster and others.
Two years of battle between HD The company launched in private
beta at DEMO this year, although we
Today at an event in New York
they’ll announce a business model
DVD and Blu-ray: a retrospective first covered them this past
November.
change, moving away from charging
advertisers a cost per thousand
By Darren Murph (Engadget) prudent to take a step back and really In addition to this funding impressions (CPM) for their display
scope out how we got to this point. If announcement, Blist is also rolling ads to a new model where advertisers
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:48:00 AM
you're interested in taking a walk out data importing, sharing, and pay only when a users has engaged
Filed under: HDTV, Home through the past two years of charting features. The new charting with the ad. The new product is called
Entertainment headbutting without, you know, capabilities can be seen in the picture AdFrame Brand Response Network -
actually sifting through headlines to the right.CrunchBase quite a mouthful.
It's been a long, hard journey to get to from the past two years, head on over InformationBlistInformation provided Engagement is defined as clicking on
this point, but at long last, the format to Engadget HD and dig in. by CrunchBase the ad, or hovering over it for a
war between HD DVD and Blu-ray is Crunch Network: CrunchGeardrool second or two. Once that happens, a
over. Sure, we've got a somewhat Read | Permalink | Email this | over the sexiest new gadgets and new Flash overlay pops up over the
clearer view of how things will pan Comments hardware. content on the page and shows a
out going forward, but we figured it video, Flash game and other content.
Once the Flash overlay is triggered,

Peter Lynch Wants to Give You $1 the advertiser pays a fee of $.50 - $1.
VideoEgg CMO Troy Young says its
a much better deal for advertisers,
since they pay only when they have a
Million verifiable action by a customer. And
publishers, while they don’t get a
guaranteed fee per impression, may
By Erick Schonfeld million dollars a week. make more money anyway.
(TechCrunch) Those are guaranteed, he says, every VideoEgg says they were able to
week. But there is also a bigger charge $10 or so CPMs for their ads
Submitted at 2/19/2008 9:00:34 PM
jackpot that keeps growing and has previously. The new ads, which have
What is legendary investor Peter very miniscule odds (1 in 847 engagement rates of .5% - 9%,
Lynch doing involved with a million). But when it hits $150 generate comparable CPMs of $2.5 to
sweepstakes Website that guarantees million, the company guarantees way above $10. Plus, Young says,
giving out $1 million a week, and sound like iWon redux, but it is really giving that away as well. It is all advertisers are much more
offers jackpots as large as $100 quite different. Jackpot Rewards is based on how many subscribers it can comfortable buying more inventory
million or more? Lynch is an investor not ad-supported. To participate, attract. Since the jackpots are paid out under this new model, so there is
in Jackpot Rewards, a site that mixes members need to subscribe and pay as a 40-year annuity (or a much much less unsold advertising. That
retail discounts, giveaways, and $3 a week. That’s right. You’ve got smaller up-front cash payment of last sentence is key to publishers,
charity. The company has raised a to pay to play. about $420,000 for each $1 million), who care about revenue per page
$16.7 million series A financing from Is Peter Lynch crazy? Nobody the cash outlays could become view on average, not just small ad
Lynch and other Boston-area captains subscribes to anything on the Web manageable. Miller figures he needs buys at high CPMs.
of finance, including Chuck Clough (except the WSJ and Consumer only 150,000 subscribers ($23.4 Microsoft has signed up for the new
(the former chief global investment Reports). That is where the $1 million million a year in subscription fees) to product as an advertiser, and will use
strategist of Merrill Lynch), jackpot comes in. While you would do okay. At 300,000 subscribers it to distribute videos promoting
advertising man Jack Connors, and have to spend $30 a week ($120 a ($46.8 million), the business becomes Microsoft Office (an example ad unit
DST Systems CEO Tom McDonnell. month) online to break even on the a nice cash machine. And at 1 million is here). There are also a number of
“The company grew out of a strategic rewards program, there are plenty of subscribers ($156 million), it really examples on the product home page.
planning mission for charity,” says people who spend more than $3 a takes off.Is Peter Lynch Going to Hit VideoEgg is serious about this
CEO Jim Miller. It is a for-profit week on lottery tickets. This lottery the Jackpot With This Idea? business - they’ve got 25 full time
company that will give 50 percent of ticket actually comes with fringe • No, Put This in the Deadpool sales people out there selling ads for
its profits to education and children’s benefits like retail discounts and the • Yes, That Guy Is a Financial publishers in the network. The
health charities. knowledge that half your money is Genius company has raised a total of nearly
The site launches today. You sign up going to charity. When I spoke to $34 million over four rounds of
and get up to 10 percent cash back for Miller, he seemed sincere enough: View ResultsCrunchBase financing.CrunchBase
purchases at 550 retailers, including What goes on typically in I n f o r m a t i o n J a c k P o t InformationVideoEggInformation
Apple, Barnes & Noble, Best Buy, sweepstakes is that if it is a huge RewardsInformation provided by provided by CrunchBase
Land’s End and Target. The company prize, it is an illusory prize where CrunchBase C r u n c h N e t w o r k :
makes money by driving sales to the nobody will win it. Even most million C r u n c h N e t w o r k : CrunchBoardbecause it’s time for you
retailers. It gets a commission for -dollar offers are rarely won. We are MobileCrunchMobile Gadgets and to find a new Job2.0
each sale. But instead of pocketing building in large jackpots we will Applications, Delivered Daily.
the commission, it passes on the give away in rapid succession—one
savings to its members. This may
Your Click and Print Newspaper Technology * 9

SGN Starts to Look Like a “Real Company.”


Adds Jetman To Its Gaming Platform, About to
Raise $10 Million
By Erick Schonfeld diligence and is eager to lead SGN’s CLZ numbers, which are still counted
(TechCrunch) round: separately by Adonomics, the data
When all is said and done they will source I linked to. As for who owns
Submitted at 2/19/2008 4:45:38 PM
have as big a network as Zynga. Fred what traffic, Pincus is right to point
It was only last week that the Social Wilson doesn’t understand what is out that games Zynga owns and
Gaming Network (SGN) and Zynga going on. operates are probably worth more
announced their respective developer Sounds like a debate to me. than games simply affiliated to any
platforms for games on Facebook and If size is the determinant of a “real particular gaming network. But
other social networks. I said the game company” (which I don’t think it is), SGN’s deal with Jetman and Free
is on between these two companies to then SGN’s platform is already a like an old girlfriend that got Gifts is as tight as it gets without
win the hearts and minds of social whole lot bigger than just a week ago. famous.” Noting that many of buying them outright. SGN will be
gaming developers. The folks at In less than a week it has signed 10 Zynga’s games are copycat versions hosting their apps, and Jetman’s
Zynga took exception to this Facebook games to its budding social of other games (Zynga’s Diveman is developer will be creating more
characterization. If you put all of its gaming hub, including Jetman—one very similar to Jetman, for instance), games for the SGN network. The
games together, Zynga is the 10th of the most popular games on he adds: battle here is over who will build the
largest app company on Facebook as Facebook—Pirates, and The Dot If you want to be a developer most powerful network and attract
measured by number of installs. SGN Game. It has also signed Free Gifts, a platform, you probably shouldn’t be other developers, not who will buy up
is No. 51. virtual gift-giving application on copying developers’ games. If you the most traffic.
Venture capitalist and Zynga investor Facebook that includes the other want to compete with them, fine. That Update 2: CLZ actually has 11.5
Fred Wilson accused me of not doing seven of the ten games. is why they are joining us. million installs, instead of the 5.3
my homework in a post that set off a All told, the new apps will triple So is it game over? Hardly. The million that Adonomics reports (it
minor debate over the holiday SGN’s daily active users from games have just begun. But is SGN a only counts 2 of CLZ’s 18 apps). But
weekend. After I commented on his 200,000 to more than 600,000 on real business? It is as real as any not all otehse are games (You’re
post that the jury is still out on which Facebook alone, bringing it business built on Facebook. Naughty, You’re a Hottie). I am
of these young companies will substantially closer to Zynga’s Update: In an e-mail Pincus responds: beginning to really question how
succeed, Wilson responded: 900,000. And in terms of the number Wow erick. reliable Adonomics is. The SGN
Its not even debateable who is a real of installs, the SGN network is numbers are probably off as well.
company and who is not. getting much closer to Zynga’s 11.8 A) you give them credit for traffic Also, all of these numbers come from
Zynga CEO Mark Pincus also clearly million (18.4 million including they don’t even own Facebook, which currently has a bug
feels that the comparison is not recently acquired CLZ Concepts and And with how it reports total installs.
warranted. He told me of SGN: four other Zynga games not reflected B) you won’t give us credit for traffic Daily active users is the better metric
It is just a thorn in my side. It is some in the stats), depending on how you (clz apps) we do actually own. to use. Zynga has over one million
bad ex-girlfriend who will not leave count. Jetman alone has 3.8 million Do you even care how hypocritical daily active users, about double
me alone. I think we are very clearly installs and 200,000 daily active sherwin is to accuse me of copycat SGN’s (including Jetman and Free
the leader in the space. users, SGN currently has 3.3 million games when he copied free gifts on Gifts). Dead installs (i.e. inactive
That thorn is about to get pricklier. installs, and Free Gifts has 10 million bebo and risk on fb? Getting the users) are only good for spamming.
Sources outside of SGN confirm that installs—but that is mostly for its gift irony? He is partnering with an app CrunchBase InformationSocial
the company is about to raise as much giving app, which other gaming he literally copied in december while Gaming NetworkZyngaInformation
as $10 million in a venture round. developers on the SGN gaming hub accusing me of this? provided by CrunchBase
Multiple term sheets are on the table. will be able to incorporate into their Erick, with all due respect I’m C r u n c h N e t w o r k :
None have yet been signed as the games. wondering if you work for sgn now? MobileCrunchMobile Gadgets and
company studies its options. Says one Responding to Pincus’ quip, SGN I’ve updated the post to include the Applications, Delivered Daily.
competing VC who has done his due CEO Shervin Pishevar says: “We are

Yahoo Search Wants to Be More


Like Google, Embraces Hadoop
By Erick Schonfeld
(TechCrunch) Introducing The Most
Submitted at 2/20/2008 8:59:42 AM
Advanced News Site
Yahoo is following in Google’s
footsteps again in search. Today, it is On The Planet
shifting a crucial part of its search By Michael Arrington
engine to Hadoop, software that (TechCrunch)
handles large-scale distributed
computing tasks particularly well. search engine: Submitted at 2/19/2008 8:27:22 PM
Hadoop is an open-source Some Webmap size data: Hadoop is a project of the Apache
Software Foundation. It also works Well, another news aggregator
implementation of Google’s launched today. This one is called
MapReduce software and file system. * Number of links between pages in for large-scale computing problems
the index: roughly 1 trillion links beyond search. For instance, IBM is Newspond, and while they didn’t set
It takes all the links on the Web found a record for baseless hyperbole, they
by a search engine’s crawlers and * Size of output: over 300 TB, using Hadoop as a foundation for its
compressed! cloud computing initiative. come close.
“reduces” them to a map of the Web The site, like TechMeme and Digg,
so that ranking algorithms can be run * Number of cores used to run a Competing with Google using open-
single Map-Reduce job: over 10,000 source software where it can is a tries to determine breaking and
against them. important news - but it is a little
Yahoo is replacing its own software * Raw disk used in the production smart move on Yahoo’s part,
cluster: over 5 Petabytes especially when that software different than both. Digg uses user
with Hadoop and running it on a voting to determine headlines.
Linux server cluster with 10,000 core Compare this to some data from outperforms its own.CrunchBase
Google on its MapReduce computing InformationHadoopInformation Techmeme uses linking behavior of
processors. The Hadoop software blogs and other news sites. Both are,
does the same job 34 percent faster infrastructure (it is not quite apples to provided by CrunchBase
apples, but Google was processing 20 C r u n c h N e t w o r k : arguably, fairly transparent, and you
than the old software. Yahoo is also can see the number of user votes or
providing some other interesting stats petabytes a day back in September, MobileCrunchMobile Gadgets and
2007 and outputting 14,000 terabytes Applications, Delivered Daily. inbound links, respectively to a
that gives us a view into the headline. Newspond, by contrast, has
computing infrastructure behind its in compressed data per month):
a black box algorithm that looks at
number of factors and comes up with
an overall score called a Buoyancy

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Rating. The higher the rating, the speed than any human being could the traffic of all of the sites they sell
higher the headline. ever dream of.” ads for as “theirs). Glam is worthy of
So their approach is fine, although I It reads like a movie script. positive attention, but their ridiculous
argue that it’s filling a need that So far here’s my experience with the statements cost them credibility.
doesn’t exist. There’s just little to site - questionable freshness on the And we saw it again yesterday. New
drive people to the site day after day. headlines and a complete failure to startup YouNoodle, which is
The user interaction on Digg, both
from submitting and voting on stories
send me an activation for my account
signup (they’ve posted on their blog
currently little more than a catalog of
startups, claimed that they could
TrialPay Taps Europe
(and getting all your friends to vote about the problem). They also fail to predict the valuation of startups five For Big Second
on stories) drives significant viral provide a RSS feed for their content. years out based on nothing more than
growth. TechMeme doesn’t have that, Not so useful. information about the founders. The Round Of Financing
and has orders of magnitude less More and more websites are starting product hasn’t even launched, but the By Michael Arrington
traffic. Newspond doesn’t have it to make these types of ridiculous New York Times jumped on the story
either. And it’s unlikely to replace claims to get attention. It works, but anyway. The only way I’ll believe it (TechCrunch)
TechMeme as the blogger’s news site only for a day. And after that, with works, I said, is if they use it to Submitted at 2/19/2008 4:18:59 PM
of choice. your credibility shot, everyone is predict their own failure. San Francisco based TrialPay will
But they just make ridiculous waiting for the inevitable failure. And I’m going to continue to call announce a $12.7 million second
statements on the website that I can’t since expectations have been set so companies on unrestrained hyperbole, round of financing tomorrow, which
ignore. The home page says astronomically high, even a mild and hold them to the expectations brings them to $15.8 million raised in
Newspond is “The most advanced success is still seen as a dismal they’ve set with users. Being proud of total. They tapped European money
news site on the planet.” The about failure. your work is one thing, but spouting for the round, bringing in London
page has a huge yellow ball thingy Glam did it on a grand scale when random nonsense is something else based Atomico, as well as previous
and the same words in 40 point type. they called themselves the “fastest entirely. Enough.CrunchBase investors Index Ventures, Baseline
It also calls itself “the ultimate hub growing web property in the United InformationNewspondInformation Ventures and Battery Ventures.
for the latest news.” States” to justify a huge valuation. provided by CrunchBase The service provides users with an
What’s the technology behind this What they really are is a big ad Crunch Network: CrunchGeardrool alternative payment method at 3,000
stunning new startup? Well, within network that’s currently unprofitable over the sexiest new gadgets and or so participating merchants. Instead
“the heart of Newspond lies a tireless but is growing rapidly. But they are hardware. of directly, users are offered
electronic brain” with “highly- most certainly not the largest womens something for free (such as free
advanced machine intelligence” that site on the Internet, or the fastest calling minutes on Skype) in return
analyzes news “at a faster rate of growing site in the U.S. (they count for buying a magazine subscription.
Another example - “If a customer

GenieTown Launches To Tackle isn’t quite sold on a software title, he


or she could get that software for free
by sending flowers from FTD.com,
signing up for Blockbuster Total
Local Services Access or buying $50 worth of
clothes at Gap.com. TrialPay pays for
the software using revenue (CPA)
By Michael Arrington
(TechCrunch) from the advertiser, and the customer
gets a free license.”
Submitted at 2/20/2008 6:00:03 AM We first covered them at launch in
Palo Alto-based GenieTown launches October 2007. Buyers are presented
this morning. They’re trying to crack with the alternative options at the
the local services nut - a huge market, time of checkout, so they can choose
but one that a lot of the big guys are to just pay as normal or take one of
eyeing, too. the offers. It’s an easy option for
The company says they are merchants to accept, since they get
addressing the long tail of local paid anyway. The question is, will
services. The GenieTown site allows consumers use it enough to make a
local service providers (plumbers, real business out of it? I’m doubtful,
dentists, whatever) to put up a web but that’s mostly because we’ve seen
presence. Users looking for providers a trail of dead bodies who’ve tried to
can find them, based on their location create alternative payment schemes.
and user rating. People seem to like their credit cards
The site competes on one end with just fine, and can smell a marketing
services like (gulp) Google Local, gimmick a mile away.
Yahoo Local, Yelp and of course the providers to start using their service. a first round of funding from a TrialPay says they’re adding 15,000
Yellow Pages (both online and off). To concentrate their efforts they are number of angel investors, including new registered users per day, though,
All of those services are great places rolling out the Bay Area only for now Stanford professors Hassan Chafi with 5.2 million total. Maybe people
to find local service providers. - service providers and users from (also the CEO) and Kunle aren’t so good at smelling those
Eventually GenieTown says they’ll anywhere can use the service, but the Olukotun.CrunchBase gimmicks after all.CrunchBase
integrate more closely with service company will only market locally. InformationGenieTownInformation InformationTrialPayInformation
providers to coordinate calendars and They’ll grow from there. provided by CrunchBase provided by CrunchBase
booking systems. At that point they’ll And GenieTown is also trying to C r u n c h N e t w o r k : Crunch Network: CrunchGeardrool
run into another group of competitors, engage with users on more than just CrunchBoardbecause it’s time for you over the sexiest new gadgets and
including recently funded Liberysy. making introductions. The smartest to find a new Job2.0 hardware.
If they are going to be successful in part of the service, in my opinion, is a
both carving out a niche and avoiding Q&A area that will do very will with
all those competitors, they’ll need to search engine optimization.
quickly get a lot of those service The company has raised $2 million in

Fun Spreadsheet Maker Blist Gets $6.5M


By Kristen Nicole (Mashable!) general partner Scott Darling and couldn’t find too many ways in which favorite shopping sites and tagging
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:25:11 AM
Morgenthaler partner Ken Gullicksen to use the service on my first shot. and rating them, or separating images
have also joined the Blist board of That’s mostly my fault, as I seldom into “yes, maybe, no” piles for your
I first caught wind of Blist during directors. have cause for creating spreadsheets graphic designer to use, Blist’s added
DEMO last month, and the still-in- At first glance, the term social of any kind, no matter how cool they functions for formulas and filtering
private-beta site has raised $6.5 database sounds either boring or look. But after meeting with the Blist makes it an easy and useful tool. In
million in Series A investment just daunting–but really it’s just a fancy team and getting a deeper look at speaking with the Blist team, a more
weeks after its debut. Led by Frazier way to say that Blist is a way-cooler what Blist is capable of, I realized automated process for the eventual
Technology Ventures and service for making spreadsheets. I got that Blist isn’t only for making creation of mashups is likely on the
Morgenthaler Ventures, the funding a chance to try it out on my own, spreadsheets, but it’s a multimedia, way, now that the company has
will go towards the further before meeting face to face with the interactive way of organizing your funding.
development and the marketing of its Blist team. As you can tell from my data. ShareThis
social database service. Frazier screen shot on the initial Blist post, I Whether you’re creating a list of your
Your Click and Print Newspaper Technology * Social Net * 11

Mozilla Messaging
Thinks Email Is Broken VideoEgg Introduces
“Pay for Engagement”
By Duncan Riley (TechCrunch)
Model to Video
Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:13:15 AM

Mozilla officially launched its new


CinchCast: Advertising
….we see our primary role as that of
Thunderbird focuses spinoff Mozilla
Messaging yesterday with David
facilitating collaborative approaches
to problem solving and incremental
Podcasting Made By Adam Ostrow (Mashable!)
Ascher as CEO. Mozilla Messenging
begins with the proposition that e-
progress, through a combination of
leadership and facilitation work. This
Even Easier Submitted at 2/19/2008 10:00:12 PM

VideoEgg is launching what it calls


mail is broken, with its goal being to
fix it.
is an unusual approach, and it can be By Mark 'Rizzn' Hopkins the “AdFrames Brand Response
chaotic and slow. But it seems to (Mashable!) Network,” (available here) a new
Writes Ascher: have worked well for Firefox and the
Email and other forms of internet Submitted at 2/19/2008 8:33:30 PM
option for video advertising that
web, and I believe it can work well moves away from charging by CPM
communications present us with a for Thundebird and email. There are a lot of tools that allow you
paradox. The stunning proportion of (a price per thousand impressions)
It’s a noble cause that starts with a to easily create podcasts on the go and instead determining rates based
our days spent communicating online solid email product that has struggled with your mobile phone. Utterz,
clearly indicates that as a society, we on how users respond to ads. Here’s
for attention next to the shining BlogTalkRadio, TalkShoe, and even how VideoEgg defines engagement:
are more intricately connected via the beacon of Firefox. We’ll certainly be several random free conference
internet than ever before….Yet as the “Engagement doesn’t begin until a
watching to see what they come up calling utilities qualify. Few of them, user rolls over the ad, and the
number of such interactions grows, w i t h . C r u n c h B a s e however, allow you to accomplish
and as the number of ways in which AdFrame Invitation has expanded
InformationFirefoxInformation that task without at least a modicum into an overlay. AdFrames includes a
we interact grows, the joy that provided by CrunchBase of account setup first. As several
communication can bring is too often three-second delay during the roll-
(via IW) folks have noticed (I first spotted over to ensure the user is not
replaced by frustration, confusion, or C r u n c h N e t w o r k : Digital Podcast’s coverage),
stress. engaging with the ad inadvertently.”
MobileCrunchMobile Gadgets and BlogTalkRadio has released a new The overlay format is nothing new –
One common short-hand for the Applications, Delivered Daily.
above is to say, somewhat flippantly, it’s currently being employed by a
that “email is broken”. number of major video players
CINCHCAST: page 12 including YouTube. As for paying by
engagement, this is a big deal.
Local Services Marketplace Advertisers will obviously love it,
since they don’t pay for people who
completely ignore ads. On the other

GenieTown Launches Public Beta hand, for publishers, it means there is


no revenue earned until a user has
clearly indicated an interest in an ad.
By Paul Glazowski (Mashable!) There’s also, you know, the marvel Given recent data that suggests about
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:51:14 AM
that is Craigslist to account for. 6% of Internet users (with some
Craigslist isn’t just classifieds rather undesirable demographics) do
Happen to like the concept of the age- anymore. For a long while it’s 50% of clicking on display ads, the
old Yellow Pages, but don’t like the lessons, or troubleshooting those been…everything. It is indisputably engagement metric may raise some
way the directory has been finicky home networks everyone and the king of local, and is probably be eyebrows with publishers, especially
implemented, online or off? Consider their mother is putting together, this the biggest name in service search, those catering to folks not especially
GenieTown an easier-to-use new site is looking to match you with too - whether common or apt to engage with advertisements. In
alternative. any and all professionals and miscellaneous. So its not going to be any event, here’s what it looks like
This startup, today launched as a assistants for a near limitless array of very easy for GenieTown to compete. (along with some further explanation
public beta its local services possible tasks. The most popular kid on the block is from CMO Troy Young):
marketplace, a so-called hybrid love- popular for a reason. In virtual reach,
child of a trio of services: the Yellow Craigslist is pretty much
Pages, Craigslist, and eBay. It claims One significant limitation you should insurmountable at this point. That said, some of VideoEgg’s more
to mate the A-to-Z system of the first, be made aware of. (Very significant, GenieTown is going to have to important publishers, including
plus the localism of the second, and actually.) GenieTown is presently exploit niche sectors like crazy to get Meebo and Flixster have already
the “long tail-ness” of the last (not targeted for services and service itself a market footprint that’s really signed on to participate in the
literally, though; it does everything seekers mainly in the San Francisco sustainable and which can then program. Meanwhile, Microsoft will
on its own merit), and brings the Bay Area. So Kansans and snowball into something much larger be running a campaign for Office,
benefits of each together to give Alabamans aren’t going get much out and a more legitimate alternative to featuring comedian Amy Sedaris. All
people the option to find plumbers, of GenieTown from the start. the status quo for the average the while, VideoEgg isn’t putting all
electricians, and emergency Web Of course, as with most things born individual. of its “eggs” in one basket and won’t
developers without trying too hard. today on the Web, attention will bring Think GenieTown has the stuff to be discontinuing its existing services,
GenieTown hopes to be the growth. Probably quite a bit of it. But succeed? Share your thoughts in the which pay publishers on a traditional
connection for any type of service how much short-term growth will comments. We’d be happy to hear CPM basis.
delivered anywhere to anyone. Be it come is what will likely make or your first impressions. So, what we’re looking at here is a
something to do with home break this debut. ShareThis pretty radical experiment in how
improvement, culinary gigs, music video advertising is paid for.
Engagement is certainly a promising
Shutterfly Gallery: First Major Release metric for advertisers, but it will
require a lot of uptake from
publishers to take off. On the other
Since Acquiring Nexo hand, given it’s hard for most
publishers to sell out 100% of their ad
inventory, an ad network like
By Kristen Nicole (Mashable!) event or place, or point in time.
VideoEgg is well suited for using
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:51:06 AM engagement-based ads for remnant
This is all done with the purpose of
A few weeks back, Shutterfly telling a story, which likens it to inventory (inventory not sold on a
acquired Nexo, the personal social Blurb and also Kaltura, which CPM-basis) which ultimately results
networking-creation tool. I wrote expected from a photo-sharing tool in more total earnings for publishers.
that took on a social networking recently launched a Facebook app,
quite a long post on the history of the leveraging Facebook’s existing social Who knows though - perhaps the
photo-sharing concept and the service. With the Shutterfly Gallery, premium advertisers will pay for
users can essentially make use of network. Given Shutterfly’s
opportunities for commerce that demographic, however, I think its engagement will make up for the
photo-sharing providers have taken social networking tools that are made more predictable earnings you can
available with the Shutterfly Gallery. integration of Nexo’s network-
advantage of thanks to the Internet. creation tools will work out pretty expect from CPM ads.
Now, we have the first official release There are group collaboration tools ShareThis
mixed in there, so multiple people well.
from Shutterfly since the acquisition. ShareThis
Called the Shutterfly Gallery, this is can contribute to a single collection
the collaborative tool that we of images that focus on a particular
12 Social Net * TV * Your Click and Print Newspaper

Orangutag Is For
Couch Potatoes, Not
Monkeys
By Kristen Nicole (Mashable!)
Submitted at 2/19/2008 9:10:14 PM

Orangutag isn’t a site for monkeys,


but for couch potatoes. It’s a niche
RSS tool that gives you updates on watchlists, or their activity on the site.
television programs you’d like to While this can be used as some level
keep track of. Now, if you love a of recommendation, the
show enough, you are likely aware of personalization options stop there.
the basics about a television show, Without many outside resources,
but Orangutag brings more there’s little connection between the
Web Developer Forum information to give you up to date
information about your favorite
programs, notes Profy.
shows you’re watching and other
sites across the web. This limits the
amount of action users can take

v7n is Up for Sale For each show that you follow, you’ll
also be able to break it down into
online in the actual interaction with
their favorite shows.
It also increases the necessity to
By Kristen Nicole (Mashable!) like the reasoning behind the sale episodes. Mark the ones you’ve seen, return to the site in order to search
Submitted at 2/19/2008 8:50:01 PM
could be a waning desire to manage a and subsequently you’ll be able to see and maintain the shows you’d like to
web community forum any more. which ones you’ve missed, by power track and manage. As niche sites
Despite v7n’s sub-culture appeal, the John Scott, the man behind v7n, of deduction. When you view the offer services that aren’t expected to
folks behind the large webmaster admitted in the company blog that details of a particular episode, you’ll offer over-arching features, I would
community are giving it all up. For he’s in “back to school mode” and is see that this has a user-generated expect them to be integrated in a
about $400,000. v7n is up for sale on stepping down from the daily duties element, that allows users to add their deeper manner with other, more
Sitepoint, with a starting bid of of running the site. It looks like this is own reviews to Orangutag. There’s a inclusive tools that web users
$400,000 and a buy-it-now price of the primary reason behind the bit of social networking involved, frequent.
$500,000. Take even a quick glance decision to sell, despite the reported which lets you layer in different RSS ShareThis
at v7n’s homepage and you’ll see tens of thousands of dollars that feeds for following other users’
right away the type of content that’s comes through the site through
typically discussed on the site.
As Sites For Sale points out, v7n has
nearly 40,000 members with over
Google ads alone, on top of
submission costs from users.
What may have further spurred
Is it Really “Official”? Is it
800,000 posts. With the low price of
$400,000 you’ll et the forums, the
site’s bulletin, a web directory, an
Scott’s decision to step away from the
web forum business is the fact that
monetizing a forum is quite difficult,
Really “Breaking”?
affiliate program, host ratings, a job outside of selling data direct to By Stan Schroeder (Mashable!) have stories like “Breaking:
marketplace, and the site’s claim to research firms and the like, and Submitted at 2/19/2008 11:48:15 PM
Washington Governor Chris Gregoire
fame, having pulled off quite a hoax several tools for integrated forums are endorses Obama,” which is just as
with its fake term SEO contest some Some smart Redditer did a Google breaking as news about a new mobile
being introduced across a variety of search for all the Reddit stories
time ago, and getting lots of press for platforms for a number of different phone being launched.
what it was worth. While the owners containing the words “It’s Official” in Nothing unexpected here: since
uses, but this is mere speculation on the title. The idea, of course, is to
of v7n have reportedly assured my part. everyone is trying to push his/her
everyone that the sale is indeed real show that the Redditers use this story to the top/front page,
ShareThis phrase way too much, be it for fun, or
and not just another prank, it looks competition tough, and one has to
to make a story that isn’t actually adapt and use more and more tricks to
CINCHCAST:
continued from page 11
official in any way more plausible.
Immediately, I remembered all those
succeed. The question is: will bad
journalism and sensationalist titles
“BREAKING” stories on Digg. The win, or can the community somehow
utility that does just that called and want to record a quick interview first time someone thought of using fix it and raise its own standards?
CinchCast. with someone, or perhaps you want to the word to make a news item seem Unfortunately, it seems to me that the
I made a couple of quick podcasts in cover live an event you may be more important, it was over. Soon, more users a social news site has, the
my best radio voice earlier this witness to, and you don’t happen to your story had no chance of making lower the standards.
evening. Check them out yourself have your mobile podcasting rig with the front page if it didn’t have ShareThis
here: you? Perhaps you have an account set “BREAKING” in it, and thus we
http://cinch.blogtalkradio.com/21450 up with TalkShoe or another phone
41985 podcasting system but no access to a
You can subscribe in your favorite
feed reader or just grab the MP3s
computer so as to schedule the
episode. Or perhaps you’d like to
NBC to stream classic series
from the RSS feed. record something, but don’t want it to By Allison Waldman (TV
The files showed up in the feed immediately go live to your entire Squad)
almost immediatly after I left them Utterz friend list. Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:28:00 AM
with the system, and seem to be Those are just a few use instances
decent enough quality for a phone that spring to mind. It’s a valuable Filed under: Other Drama Shows,
conversation. The address for the tool to have in a podcaster’s arsenal, Other Sci-Fi/Supernatural Shows,
feed reflects the standard domain for and I’m sure you’ll think of a few WebIf you're really into watching
the Cinch system, with the trailing more uses. classic TV on the web, like AOL's
directory being an alias based off the ShareThis fare at In2TV, you're going to be
caller ID from the phone the podcast thrilled to hear that NBC today
was made from. unfurled a line-up of oldies-but-
How is it useful? At a conference goodies to stream on their
entertainment sites -- NBC.com,
SCIFI.com, ChillerTV.com and
SleuthChannel.com. NBC is
providing full episodes, people,
streaming and waiting to be viewed, favorite classic shows and share them
beginning this month. It's quite a with their friends," said Craig Engler,
variety of shows too (including some Senior Vice President, SCIFI.com.
crossovers from one site to the other). Continue reading NBC to stream
"These are the kinds of titles we get classic series
requests for all the time at the
network, and now we're able to give Permalink | Email this | | Comments
our viewers a new way to watch their
Your Click and Print Newspaper Social Net * TV * 13

Australian Government On Boston Legal: Rescue Me


Their Internet Filters: We By Paul Goebel (TV Squad)
Submitted at 2/20/2008 12:42:00 AM

Failed Filed under: Boston Legal, Episode


Reviews
By Stan Schroeder (Mashable!) (S04E14) Hooray! Finally another
episode with a lot of Larroquette. In
Submitted at 2/20/2008 4:30:52 AM
fact I think I just came up with a new
Mike at Techdirt reports that the spinoff...Carl and The Beav.
Australian government has officially Katie's case was a little confusing but
declared their internet filtering very interesting. I had never heard of
program, which they started about a such a situation. Also as soon as I
year ago as an attempt to protect kids heard that the client had AIDS, I
from pornography, a complete failure. became worried that Alan might treat
Only 144,000 copies of the software us to another one of his speeches.
were downloaded or ordered on CD- Honestly, the more I heard about the
ROM with only about 29,000 actually case, the more fascinated I was by it.
being used. On top of that, kids were I have always been a fan of Michael
Landes and I found him particularly me. I don't really approve of Katie
able to hack them anyway. kissing her client but considering that
This wouldn’t be so bad if the engaging in this episode. What I liked
the most was how simply Katie Jerry is the closest she's come to a
Australian government hadn’t spent relationship, I can look past it.
85 million dollars on this program (it smart, computer-savvy 16 year old spelled it out for opposing counsel.
They made a bet that the client would Continue reading Boston Legal:
is a central part of a larger initiative wants porn, no technical barrier will Rescue Me
that cost, all in all, 189 million be able to stop him. This is a natural die. He got lucky and is living. They
dollars); quite a nice amount to throw law, similar to the laws of gravity or lost. It happens sometimes, but when
you make a bet and you lose, you Permalink | Email this | | Comments
away for something that anyone who thermodynamics.
has a clue would have declared a [ i m a g e s o u r c e : have to pay. It makes perfect sense to
failure right from the beginning. www.sweetmarias.com]
Let it be known, once and for all: if a ShareThis
TV 101: Dribs and Drabs (or,
A first look at the Smurfs stuff that wouldn't fit in my
movie last column)
By Kristin Sample (TV Squad) By Jay Black (TV Squad)
Submitted at 2/20/2008 12:23:00 AM Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:41:00 AM
Filed under: TV Royalty, TV on the Filed under: OpEd, TV 101Like a lot
Bigscreen, OpEd, Animation, of writers, I have an idea folder (it's
Watercooler Talk, ChildrenLong have manila, but I have it covered in puffy
I prayed for the following kid shows rainbow and unicorn stickers, so it's
of yesteryear to be made into movies: beautiful). As each week progresses, I
Smurfs, She-Ra, and Jem (*sings* jot down all my ideas -- for columns,
Truly Outrageous!). And now, I only for stand-up bits, for ransom notes --
have to wait a little longer (late 2008 and at the end of that week, I take
to be more specific) for the Smurfs to stock of my creative output.
take the big screen. Cinematical is
reporting that a movie about Peyo's This week, I noticed that there were a a 3000 word monstrosity. My editor
little blue buggers is in the works. lot of ideas that I wanted to share, but suggested I break up the Dribs and
The film, produced by Paramount / that weren't quite big enough for a Drabs section into its own piece, and
Nickelodeon, will be directed by full TV 101 column. I attached them that, dear readers, is what I did. Dribs
Colin Brady who has worked as an to the end of my last column in a and Drabs, after the jump...
animation supervisor on films like think? Am I being too old-fashioned section called "Dribs and Drabs." It Continue reading TV 101: Dribs and
E.T., Hulk and Lemony Snicket's A in saying this creative move will was a good thought, except that it Drabs (or, stuff that wouldn't fit in
Series of Unfortunate Events. jeopardize the soul of the Smurfs? took an already bloated piece (my my last column)
Well, maybe that was harsh. Anyway, writing makes the Unabomber's
Here's what I'm not so jazzed about. check it out for yourself. If you'd like manifesto look like a dream of Permalink | Email this | | Comments
The movie is 3D CG-animated. What to see some production stills, click concise thought) and puffed it up into
happened to regular animation? I just here.
want my smurfs in regular 2D and
only three-apples-tall (or however Permalink | Email this | | Comments
three-apples-tall translates onto a
movie screen). What do you readers

Monk returning for seventh season


By Allison Waldman (TV Monk, and USA's other whimsical
Squad) detective series, Psych, when they air
on NBC in March. Although it has
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:05:00 AM

Filed under: Programming, Monk,


not be announced as yet, USA will
likely pick up Psych, too, and they
Big Brother 9:
Psych, Pickups and Renewals,
RatingsMonk will be back for a
will continue running in tandem.
PoV
seventh season. It isn't an even %Gallery-16506%
number, a fact that would irritate the
OCD detective to no end, but it is a Continue reading Monk returning for
Competition #1
lucky one. USA Network has ordered seventh season By JJ Hawkins (TV Squad)
16 new episodes of the idiosyncratic in July and August; then the other Submitted at 2/19/2008 5:23:00 PM
mystery series which has turned eight in January and February. Permalink | Email this | | Comments
character actor Tony Shalhoub into Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US),
an Emmy-winning star. USA has Before then, you can catch up with Episode Reviews
plans to run eight of the new episodes
(S09E04) It's another night in theBig
Brother 9house and the house is full
of people in various states of

BIG page 14
14 TV * Movies Your Click and Print Newspaper

ION hires Boston Legal for fall


cases
By Jason Hughes (TV Squad)
Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:07:00 AM

Filed under: Boston Legal, Pickups


and RenewalsConsidering how often
ABC has opted to not air repeats of
Boston Legal during its first four
Spoilers Anonymous years, it should come as good news to
fans of Denny & Alan's buddy
By Isabelle Carreau (TV emailing us at tvsquad at gmail dot dramedy that ION has picked up the
Squad) com or call and leave a message at series. It plans to re-air the series
(775) 640-8479 - your anonymity is weeknights in the fall. Personally, I'm Denny: "Well I knew technology was
Submitted at 2/20/2008 1:02:00 AM
guaranteed, if you wish to remain as thrilled because I missed the first making things smaller and smaller,
Filed under: Spoilers Anonymous such. season altogether and various but an ion Alan? Really?"
This is Spoilers Anonymous, a scattered episodes here and there Continue reading ION hires Boston
weekly column here at TV Squad This week we have: Desperate since then. Oh, and Boston Legal isn't Legal for fall cases
where we'll supply you with the dirt Housewives, Greek, Kyle XY, Lost streamed at ABC.com.
on some of the more popular shows and One Tree Hill. (SPOILERS Permalink | Email this | | Comments
on the air. We'll never put spoilers up FOLLOW!) Alan: "So what do you think of our
here on the main page in order to help Continue reading Spoilers show going to ION, Denny?"
the reformed stay unspoiled. If you Anonymous
have anything to add to the group,
feel free to step up and let yourself be Permalink | Email this | | Comments
Jericho: Condor
heard, either with our tips form or by By Paul Goebel (TV Squad)
Submitted at 2/20/2008 12:00:00 AM

Filed under: OpEd, Jericho, Episode


Reviews
(S02E02) "I'm not a conspiracy nut."
- Jake Green
Condor? Really? The most creative
code name they could come up with
is Condor? How about something
meaningful like Savior or something
cryptic like Shadow or even
something funny like That One Guy
Who We All Recognize But Can't know that meeting the President has
Remember What From. always been a dream of his. I guess
It's nice to see some things never any old President will do.
change. Mayor Douchebag is still Continue reading Jericho: Condor
more concerned with how he looks
than with the evil corporation that is Permalink | Email this | | Comments
clearly infiltrating his town. You just

Asian Films on DVD:


Nip/Tuck: Candy Richards 'Nightmare Detective,'
(season finale)
By Jonathan Toomey (TV fall victim as well. Not the case. Even 'Zebraman,' 'Girl Boss Revenge'
Squad) if this season's full order of 22 By Peter Martin (Cinematical)
episodes had been met, this
Submitted at 2/20/2008 1:44:00 AM Submitted at 2/20/2008 12:02:00 AM
installment was still clearly meant to
Filed under: OpEd, Nip/Tuck, be a mid-season finale. There's no Filed under: Action, Drama, Foreign
Episode Reviews way an ending like that gets a new Language, Horror, Independent, Sci-
episode the very next week. It worked Fi & Fantasy, New on DVD, Home
(S05E14) "I pretend to do the thing I here as the season ender and it E n t e r t a i n m e n t ,
actually do and suddenly I'm cool." - worked well. Comic/Superhero/Geek, Cinematical
Sean %Gallery-8310% IndieA detective, a zebra and
Going into this episode, I was really Continue reading Nip/Tuck: Candy revenge! What more could you ask
expecting it to be just be so-so. With Richards (season finale) for when seeking out Japanese films
the trend of so many other shows newly-released on DVD? I've been
being cut short because of the WGA Permalink | Email this | | Comments hearing terrific things about
strike, I just assumed Nip/Tuck would Nightmare Detectivesince it came out
in Japan early last year. Directed by
BIG
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Shinya Tsukamoto, who also made fantasy about a schoolteacher who
Tetsuo, the Iron Man and A Snake of pretends that he's a superhero, only to
unhappiness and discontent. Most has to suffer because of her June, among other wonderfully weird discover he is "fated to become the
prominently, Parker was extremely ignorance. and twisted concoctions, the film was real-life protector against an alien
upset with Jen's antics so he decided described by Mark Schilling of The invasion," wrote Aaron Hillis for The
to list out the "three steps of I can't really say that I disagree with Japan Times as probably "too dark Village Voice. "Miike's most
destruction by Jen." any of his points. In fact, I'd probably and disturbing for the average punter accessible exploit to date ... is still
add a few more items to the list. expecting, from the title, something deliciously insane." The DVD from
A. She held the secret that her and Continue reading Big Brother 9: PoV in the X Files line. ... Be prepared for Tokyo Shock includes a motley
Ryan were dating (then subsequently Competition #1 not just the usual goosebumps, but a collection of extras, such as a look at
revealed it to the house). viral infection of your dream life." the singer of the theme song and TV
B. She's cocky to a fault. Permalink | Email this | | Comments The DVD from Dimension Extreme spots, according to SciFi Japan.
C. She's an idiot and he's the one who includes a documentary by the Continue reading Asian Films on
director and a "making of" feature. DVD: 'Nightmare Detective,'
'Zebraman,' 'Girl Boss
Originally released in Japan three Revenge'Permalink | Email this |
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finally sees the light of digital day in
Region 1. This is the lighter side of
the notoriously edgy Miike, a comic
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EXCLUSIVE: Sigourney Weaver


Says 'Ghostbusters III' Won't
Happen
By Ryan Stewart (Cinematical) game that will feature voices from the
main Ghostbusters and will
Submitted at 2/19/2008 1:32:00 PM

Filed under: Classics, Sci-Fi &


cannibalize Dan Aykroyd's never-in-
development Ghostbusters III:
Oscar Predictions:
Fantasy, Deals, Fandom,
Comic/Superhero/Geek, Remakes
Ghostbusters Go to Hell script. Most
of the recent GIII talk stems from
Filipino Cruise
and Sequels, Games and Game
Movies
Ernie Hudson, who was quoted as
saying that he hoped the success of
Ship Bartenders
In a forthcoming interview with that particular game would renew By Peter Martin (Cinematical)
Premiere conducted by yours truly, interest in creating a third film, and
Submitted at 2/19/2008 2:32:00 PM
Sigourney Weaver talks at length that Ramis and Aykroyd still wanted
about all her various franchises, and a third film, too. That would be fine Filed under: Awards, Fandom, Oscar
even has a few words to say about the with me as long as it starts with a Watch
recently resurrected hoopla over a fresh concept, as opposed to the
possible Ghostbusters III. When I whole 'Manhellton' crap. I've heard Writers are whores. We love
pointed out that the film industry's movies for that time, and I think, if Aykroyd describe his 'hell' script at assembling random letters of the
renewed focus on next-gen 3D anything, Be Kind, Rewind is kind of length -- to a radio DJ on a country alphabet into words, phrases,
imagery and CG-rendered worlds a Ghostbusters for this time." Since I music station, no less -- and, frankly, sentences, and articles, and will
means that perhaps a third haven't seen Be Kind, Rewind, I have it's the opposite of impressive. It happily do almost anything (except
Ghostbusters adventure is still no clue what that last part is supposed sounds like a recipe for a studio- sell our integrity) that allows us to ply
feasible, Weaver looked at me a bit to mean. Does Slimer make an killing flop with a $300 million our trade. That's how I ended up on a
like I had just given her a toothache. appearance in Be Kind, Rewind or budget. But with Murray and Weaver Caribbean cruise last week, happily
She then took a big breath and said something? and (apparently) Ivan Reitman not working away as the waves crashed
"Well, I just saw Ivan Reitman at this It's not like any of this is a great even down for a third go-round, don't outside and the sun shone brightly on
dinner, this lunch for his son, and, surprise -- to my knowledge, Weaver hold your breath. To read the miles of publicly exposed flesh that,
ummm, there's no way." Perhaps has never expressed any enthusiasm interview, which mostly centers on in a better world, would only have
responding to the look of sadness on for returning to the franchise and Avatar, check out Premiere.com on been revealed in private to a loved
my face, she quickly added "You rumor has it she declined to Thursday. Permalink | Email this | one. Travel tip: to keep from
could 3D Ghostbusters. You could participate in the upcoming video Comments overeating on a cruise, simply stroll
pay for that. I think they're fantastic by the pool before lunch and take a
close look at all the out-of-shape

'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' Adds bodies. Yuck! I immediately started


exercising ...

Movie choices were slim on board. I


Some Hip Hop Flava brought a few DVDs to watch on my
laptop computer, and watched a little
TV. (It may be a 500-channel
By Elisabeth Rappe longer a savage psycho, but all
universe, but only a handful are
(Cinematical) sophisticated and smart. They wore
suits and carried guns with the evidently available at sea. And did
Submitted at 2/19/2008 2:02:00 PM
handles wrapped in tape. They were you know that TCM Latin America
Filed under: Casting, Fandom, like hairier versions of James Bond. shows old TV shows with
Comic/Superhero/Geek, Remakes To make things weirder, Silver Fox, commercials in addition to classic
and Sequels Logan's once-murdered lover, often movies?) Yet the eager, if not quite
showed up as a drug runner or ready for Vegas, live entertainment
It has been a big news day for the old revolutionary. Charmingly, she was shows and, especially, the bars
Canucklehead. It was announced always sporting her Indian maiden consistently lured me out of my
earlier that Ryan Reynolds was headdress so that readers could cabin.
joining the cast as Deadpool, and that recognize her. It was, needless to say,
Taylor Kitsch had signed on to play extremely lame, particularly when it It's hard not to feel like an over-
Gambit in X-Men Origins: concluded with Silver Fox being privileged colonialist when you see
Wolverine. Before fans could wrap eaten by a tree. Only recently, the arc how hard cruise ship personnel work.
their mind around the fact that was dismissed as implanted They sign up for months at a time and
where he and Team X tried to prevent have very little "free time," which
Wolverine wasn't running solo in this themselves from rapidly aging into memories, as nearly all bad
film, Variety just announced a third Wolverine stories are. It's good to means, for our purposes, that they fall
goo. I vaguely remember this from very far behind current theatrical
addition. Hip hop star will.i.am has the Wolverine's solo comic series, have a brainwashed character
signed on, and IESB has the scoop sometimes. releases. To my mind, that makes
and am very sorry it has been dredged them perfect representations of the
that he will be playing John Wraith. up. Team X was one of the most
Continue reading 'X-Men Origins: world at large which will be tuning in
convoluted and bizarre story arcs ever for the Oscar telecast with zero
John Wraith, also known as Kestrel, written, where Wolverine ran around Wolverine' Adds Some Hip Hop
was one of the members of Team X. FlavaPermalink | Email this | advance knowledge of any of the
in third world countries as a sort of nominees.
He was a skilled teleporter and CIA Agent with a team of mutants. Comments
always knew when to use massive Continue reading Oscar Predictions:
He was usually accompanied by his Filipino Cruise Ship
explosives. He wasn't particularly arch-nemesis Sabretooth, who was no
memorable, nor was his storyline BartendersPermalink | Email this |
Comments
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Kelsey Grammer Gets


Scroogey Again
By Monika Bartyzel
(Cinematical)
Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:32:00 AM

Filed under: Comedy, CastingYes --


once again, Kelsey Grammer will
play Scrooge. And no, I'm not talking
about Frasier, but rather the bonafide
holiday sourpuss. However, it's not

Zack Snyder Fans the going to be your everyday Dickens.


Variety reports that the actor has
signed on to play a modern-day
Ebenezer Scrooge in the indie satire
Flames With New An American Carol, which will take
on current American culture --
"particularly Hollywood." (Will that much of your funny? Is it just
Watchmen Still menace-to-the-road Britney run over
Tiny Tim or something?) The man
behind all of this is David Zucker; he
that comedy success is luck rather
than having a firm grip on how to be
funny and satirical?
By Elisabeth Rappe tried to keep the faith and remain true will direct the comedy from a script
(Cinematical) to the original panel. (Will the other written with Myrna Sokoloff.
guys being torched be CGI'd in?) Zucker had some biggies at the
Submitted at 2/20/2008 1:32:00 AM beginning -- like the classic,
Production is scheduled to begin on Airplane! In the next decade, he had
Filed under: Sci-Fi & Fantasy, It looks cool, but is just vague enough the 28th, which might have made me
Warner Brothers, Fandom, to drive Watchmen's diehard fans into the Naked Guns, and now we get My
giddy for casting announcements and Boss's Daughter and some Scary
Comic/Superhero/Geek, Images a frenzy that he's mishandling it. I can details 15 years ago, but not so much
already hear the howls and fierce Movie sequels. So far, it sounds like a
now. Zucker is one of those guys who crapshoot.
Zack Snyder, director of 300 and the nitpicking. Personally, I have faith makes me buy into that whole
upcoming Watchmen, has posted a that Snyder will deliver a solid and "selling your soul for success" idea.
thank you to the film's cast and crew faithful adaptation. He has so much At the very least, it can spawn a
Now, I'm not trying to insinuate that sequel: An American Carol: Scrooge
on the film's official website. Filming passion for the book that I think it he's some devil worshipper or
has now wrapped and unlike the would kill him to fail as much as it Goes West.Read | Permalink | Email
anything, but it's amazing how many this | Comments
constant video features from 300, would destroy his audience. directors of funny, classic films take
Watchmen tidbits have been kept nosedives or head down failing
under incredible lock and key. (At Regardless, I want more! Let's see comedic mountains. How do you lose
last, we have an answer as to who some set videos, stills of other
watches the Watchmen. . . ) characters, or an actor interview or
two. As fun as the anticipation is, I
But Snyder hasn't forgotten about us want to see my faith in Snyder
and has given fans a wrap gift -- a justified. Or at least proof he
new still from the movie. We still improved Laurie's costume.
don't get a glimpse of Ozymandias,
Nite Owl or Doc Manhattan, but a
violent Rorschach is always nice.
And Slashfilm has already done a
lovely comparison of the comic book
panel versus the finished product. As Permalink | Email this | Comments
with his work on 300, Snyder has

Kenneth Branagh and Rhys Ifans


Board 'The Boat that Rocked' 'Toy Story 3' Details
Leaked by The Wall
By Jessica Barnes Curtis wrote the script himself and
(Cinematical) will also direct. The story has been
described as "Animal House meets
Street Journal?
Submitted at 2/20/2008 1:02:00 AM
Titanic," which probably isn't the By Monika Bartyzel
Filed under: Comedy, Music & most likely pairing of styles, but what (Cinematical)
Musicals, Casting, UniversalIt was can you do? Ifans has made a name Submitted at 2/20/2008 2:02:00 AM
over a year ago that news first for himself in ensemble comedies
surfaced about Richard Curtis' (Love playing characters that are a little -- Filed under: Animation,
Actually) rock 'n' roll comedy, The shall we say, 'out there'? Branagh, on RumorMonger, Scripts, Family
Boat that Rocked. But at the time, the other hand, might not seem to be Films, Remakes and SequelsIt has
there was no cast in sight. Well, the obvious choice for a comedy, but been over a year since the director
we've waited long enough, and now it if you have seen A Midwinter's Tale, and screenwriter were named for Toy
looks Curtis has finally found his then you know that he has a few Story 3 (Lee Unkrich and Michael
stars. Varietyreports that Rhys Ifans giggles up his sleeve. So in the end, it Arndt). Finally, it seems that we're
and Kenneth Branagh have signed to seems that the two actors make a getting some plot details, but there's a
star in the musical flick for Universal comes to visit the deejays, she falls good fit for the seemingly 'wacky' case of dueling summaries going on.
and Working Title Productions. for her boyfriend's pal (Ifans) and flick. The Boat that Rocked is set to Over at Empire, they say that The
chaos ensues. Joining Branagh and start shooting in early March on Wall Street Journal got a bit loose-
The story is set in the wild and heady Ifans is January Jones (best know as location in London.Read | Permalink | lipped in an article they recently ran
times known as the 1970s. The two the depressed hausfrau on TV's Mad Email this | Comments about Disney Pixar stopping the
men will play pirate radio DJ's who Men) as the beguiling American gal. outsourcing of their movies' video
run their station from a leaky boat out games. The Journal says: "Woody the
at sea. When an American woman cowboy and his toy-box friends are
dumped in a day-care center after
their owner, Andy, leaves for
college." That makes sense. It's been
11 years since the last film, so a
whole lot of time has gone by (not

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'Sweeney Todd' Hits


DVD on April First! (No
Foolin'.)
By Scott Weinberg
(Cinematical)
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:32:00 AM

Filed under: Comedy, Drama, Horror,


Music & Musicals, Thrillers,
P a r a m o u n t , H o m e
EntertainmentSweeney Todd
deserved a better fate. Sure, sure, it's
a very fine film -- and that's really all
that matters when all is said and done,
but I can't help but think its domestic
box office tally (just over $50
million) and its Oscar nomination
haul (lead actor, art direction and
costume design) should have been a BUNCH of featurettes, photo
little ... well, bigger. But I suppose it's galleries, trailers and a Moviefone
tough to sell a big-budget horror Unscripted piece, which is cool
musical, even if it is based on a very because we love Moviefone! Neither
popular stage play AND showcases DVD package will include an audio
movie star Johnny Depp in a really commentary, unfortunately for those
(ahem) unique light. who love audio commentaries. Like
me. Oh, but the 2-discer will be
Fans of the flick will be pleased to making an appearance in my
learn that Tim Burton'sSweeney collection. Book that.
Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet
Street will be available to own (via [ Thanks to DVDActive.com. Check
shiny disc) on the first of April. out the cover art! ]Read | Permalink |
Choose between a single-disc release Email this | Comments
(which includes one "making-of"
documentary) or a extras-laden
double-disc edition that comes with a

First Pic of Aaron Eckhart as Two Face!


By Erik Davis (Cinematical) as a teaser into the third installment.
Submitted at 2/20/2008 3:02:00 AM
Seeing as it's been confirmed that
Scarecrow (Cillian Murphy) and
Filed under: Action, Fandom, Movie Joker (Heath Ledger) will both be
Marketing, Comic/Superhero/Geek, included in the film, it's my hope that
Remakes and Sequels, Images this is the way they go. Last thing we
want is a rushed Two Face storyline;
Okay, so it's not exactly a photo of I'd rather more focus on the Joker and
Aaron Eckhart from the actual movie, for Two Face to team up with another
but it is a blurry photo (click on the Gotham baddie in the third
image for a larger version) of the new installment. What do you think?
Two Face action figure recently which are indeed fuzzy, but enough Two Face. But when he does it, and The Dark Knight hits theaters on July
showcased at a restricted press event to make out what the character will for how long he's on screen, we do 18.
during the New York Toy Fair. Of look like. This also means that, yes, not know.
course, throw up the word 'restricted' Eckhart will most definitely make his Some have suggested that Two Face Permalink | Email this | Comments
and there's bound to be at least one transformation in The Dark Knight will make an appearance at the very
dude with a hidden camera phone. from Harvey Dent to the villainous end of the film, for one or two scenes,
Dark Horizons nabbed the photos,

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continued from page 16
that time really matters in the film
world). So, did the Journal really leak
something? Is Disney/Pixar putting
Now, the twist comes in over at up a bunch of different summaries to
IMDb. Just the other day, the plot mess with our minds? Or, is this
summary was updated and it says: "In summary on IMDb just b-s?
this new adventure, Buzz Lightyear
has encountered a malfunction and is More importantly: Which would you
being sent to Taiwan to be fixed. It prefer?
appears that these malfunctions are Read | Permalink | Email this |
occurring with toys all around the Comments
world! Now, Woody and a group of
his friends are on a mission to save
Buzz's destruction."

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