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I love America, but not just the geography, the land, and the people. America is more than that. It's an idea,and it's the idea that I love, the idea that human beings can be free, not because some king or lord gives themfreedom, but because they insist on living that way.Even though I love America, I've spent most of my life living someplace else. That's where the money andthe adventure were for a man with my special kinds of talents. But an American never really leaves home. Healways takes that idea with him, the idea that he is free because he insists on being free, that no one has theright to dictate his thoughts, his desires, his will, or his actions.The longer I have lived in other countries, the more 1 have learned to love the idea of America and thepeople that live that idea.Americans are different from the rest of the world. Whether our families came over on the Mayflower orwith the latest boatload of refugees from the newest commie hell, we all love that same idea, the idea of freedom.Americans are good people and kind people. We love to cooperate, to work together. We invented the idea of teamwork, the idea that by giving a bit of one's self, we not only work for the common good, but we make ourown lives better too. We donate more to charity, we give more to our churches, and we do more voluntary work than any other nation in the world.Because Americans are good people, most Americans obey most of the laws most of the time. We like to getalong with the neighbors, we like the peaceful life, and we would rather bargain and compromise than fight.Most of us don't steal, rape, pillage, or kill. We have no tolerance for the violent criminal, the thug, or thethief. But we are not law- abiding citizens. We are a nation of lawbreakers. Americans break more laws, moreoften than any other group of people in the world.We break laws any time it suits us because we Americans insist on making our own decisions on what goodbehavior is. We don't let politicians, do-gooders, religious cranks, or puritan bluenoses tell us what is good andwhat is bad. We decide that ourselves. If we don't like what they tell us to do, even if they pass a law, we don'tdo it. We want the cop on the beat, but we want him protecting us from the violent criminals, not telling ushow to run our own lives. When he starts trying to do that, we thumb our nose at him, make him the butt of our jokes, and keep right on doing what we want to do.We are the only country in the world where a businessman can make millions of dollars selling a device-aradar device- whose sole purpose is to help us break the law. Some of us don't like the traffic laws and we don'tlike the way they are enforced. We buy radar detectors so we won't get caught when we break the law. Wethink it's smart, and we brag to our friends about how we do it.We don't just break the law ourselves. We help other people, even strangers, do it too. That's the real reasonmost of you bought that CB unit for your car, so strangers could warn you and you could warn them when thehighway patrol was on the prowl. Even without the CB, we'll flash our lights three times and gratefully slowdown when some other stranger returns us the favor on another day.When the policeman stops protecting us, we do it our- selves, even if we have to break the law. We made ahero out of a nervous, little man who broke the laws of New York and started carrying an illegal pistol on thesubway, then used it on four thugs waving sharpened screwdrivers. The main criticism we hear of his action isthat he turned himself in. We wanted him to get away scot-free.Thousands of Americans buy semiautomatic weapons and then convert them to full-automatic fire, andnever bother to tell the Feds or pay the fee for the conversion. If you are not sure how to do that, some fellowAmerican will sell you a book explaining the operation in detail. If necessary, he'll disguise his purpose,claiming the book will teach you how to repair guns. In the process, he'll also teach you how to make a silencerto go with your illegal weapon.But why would any law-abiding American want a silenced MAC-10? He's not buying it so he can rob a bank the next time he loses his job or hire himself out to protect shipments of cocaine. He's buying that weaponbecause he doesn't trust authority, even the authority he helped elect. He knows that he is his only ultimateguarantee of his own freedom and he wants a weapon he can use if he has to prove it.We take pride in being U.S. citizens, and most of us pay our taxes, not because it's the law, but because wewant to do our share. But a lot of Americans have decided the tax system is no longer fair. They have startedbreaking the law, and the IRS can't do much about it. The small business- man running a bar or a restaurantslips a twenty-dollar bill into his pocket instead of the cash register every day. That's over $7,000 in tax-freeincome every year, and that doesn't include the leftover food he takes home to feed his family, but writes off asspoilage. A carpenter builds a sun deck for the dentist that fixed the carpenter's kid's teeth. It's a bar- gain forboth of them, but each such act breaks the law because neither person reported the equivalent income on histax return. (Imagine, the IRS really does insist that the government should get paid a share of that deal.)
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