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How to Assemble your Dr. Obama By Joe Fournier 1. Cut out body and arm. Remember, solid lines get cut, dotted lines folded 2, Cut ears on white lines, Fold outward. 3. Fold body and tape back of tape flap to inside of body. Roll barrel of shot and tape, then fold arm, matching front to back. Fold flaps A inward, and B outward. Tape B tabs where indicated on body. Pinch-fold needle point (black triangle), 4. Your Dr. Obama is now ready to provide all Americans with a much needed booster shot of Reality! (Shot not covered under most insurance policies.) Warning: Side effects may include reason, logic, and lucid, rational thought For additional copies, go to www chicagotribune com/fournier The Doctor will see you now.

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