‘Right, so after you’ve nicked a trafﬁc cone, you need to climbon top of the bus shelter and leave it there, along with one per-sonal item. First one to complete the mission gets an amazingprize.’Alice stood there, her hands on her hips, blonde hair rip-pling in the breeze – though it seemed to ripple even whenthere wasn’t a breeze, it was that kind of hair. It was obviousthat
was the amazing prize.It was a Saturday night and we were hanging out on the HighStreet, though Merrycliffe-on-Sea doesn’t really have much of a High Street, just a forlorn parade of shops. It doesn’t havemuch merry either, so we have to make our own fun. As wewere both too broke to go to The Wow, watching Alice ensnaretwo lame boys and make them do her bidding was as good asit was going to get.
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