Master Congrats, you have just taken the first step by enrolling in this class.

Master Everything in life can be broken down to ones and zeros even love. Master All I have to do is key in the variables and run the algorith !progra , and press start and you have a soul ate and it works like agic. "ill It is new #ork city there are lots of wo en in the sea. Master #es there are ten illion people in the new #ork.$ illion en, of course you want to eet so eone appro%i ately your own age, let us say plus inus four years, so if we take into account the census nu bers, that leaves us with $&'(((.

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"ut wait ,$&) of those are already in relationship and then you have to re ove half for intelligence, sense of hu or and co patibility and then you have to take out e% girlfriends and relatives and we cant disregard those girls and that leaves us with nine wo en. "ill *hat cant be right. that+s crazy. ,ine really nine. "ill

Master *here are nine fish in the big blue sea. Master And if you feel positive that you could reel one into your ship. !!!!! Master I wanted to call you. Master *he -C is still crunching nu bers, busy as a bee that little co puter. "ill #ou said it will be five days. .id I say five days/ Master

"ill 0hen so eone says +you are going to of put that in your schedule. Master

eet the ideal wo an in five days,you kind

1ow do I say this/ Master *his is going to to be really hard. Master *here are no wo an out there for you. Master Actually I got through that okay. "ill *here are no wo en out there for Master I know, there+s ought to be. Master I don+t know where they are. "ill #ou said ia a nice guy. e /

Master y co pany has 2(() success rate. 1ow do you suppose I feel/ Master I could aybe find so ebody for you if you were gay.

"ill ,o, you are

essing with

e right.

Master Co e see for yourself. Master I cannot set you up unless you have a co patibility score of 3 or higher. "ill 4.$ 5.there is a 3.6 right there. Master .on+t touch the -C. Master #ea reena, I set her up few onths ago.

Master 7he would have been ideal for you. "ill well what about the guy you set her up, is he 6.5 co patibility rating/ "ill 7o he sucks.

Master ,o &.4 is an really good "ill 8h sure it+s good. Master It+s solid. "ill "ut not a 6.5. Master 7he is atched up.

atch.

Master I swear we will find

so eone for you. don+t lose hope.

Master *here are new wo an turning 2& everyday. "ill the ath got

e all confused Master

ia

a disappoint ent.

Master I tried everything. I widened the search para eters, I tweaked the progra . Master 9ast night, I stood out on the sidewalk for five hours showing your picture to rando pedestrians. ,o takers. Master Although this transvestite ,said he!she would do you for half price. "ill *his isn+t hopeless. you are going to find so eone for "ill ,o, I wont. Master #ou are going to die alone. "ill 9ook at e. good:looking. e.

"ill Ia bright. ia "ill

#ou just got to get back out there . "ill And keep looking. Master ,o you are not going to find anyone. Master Every year you grow one year older, it going to get harder and harder. "ill #ou are being ludicrous. I will find the one. Master 1ow do you know/ "ill I don+t know, I believe. Master 1ello ay I talk with "ill/ "ill 7peaking. Master 1ow are doing sir/ Master over here fro love solutions. onths ago.

Master #ou signed up for our services about si% "ill #eah, you guys never found a

atch. calling. ate.

Master ;ight. well actually that+s why ia Master 0e found her sir. we found your soul Master *here she is your soul Master *hat will be 4(( bucks. "ill ,o way, the last ti e I did this. ate.

Master <ust read the file. "ill 7o, I read the file, "ill 7he liked dogs. "ill 7he spent su ers in north Carolina.

y god this wo an was perfect.

"ill 7he played bass guitar. "ill 7he did the ti es crossword. "ill 7he played tennis, she liked old

ovies.

"ill 1er favorite book was +love in present ti es+. "ill 1er favorite song is 8tis ;edding. "ill And she wanted three kids. "ill All right fine, set it up.