92 Reasons to Hate Twilight
** I’ve got nothing against Twilight, I just thought this was really funny. **
Bella is a perfect character ("Mary Sue"), which Meyer hides by calling her clumsy.Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.She can't do anything without Edward.And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.Meyer is living out her own fantasies by writing about Bella, who is clearly herself.The books aren't well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn't make it good writing.All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken by the end of the series. Not only that, she breaks rules set by more esteemed authors.The world population will come to an end because all girls who read this book will think they are Bella and will waitfor their Edward to come until they are old. And he'll never come.Bella almost dies fifty thousand times, but Edward always saves her. This is boring.Edward is too perfect and has no flaws either. Even vampires should have flaws besides wanting to suck human blood because it's natural to them.The reason the books became so popular is because Bella has no personality and any loser can put themselves in her shoes.If Bella is so 'plain', why do so many guys fall for her within the first two chapters?Bella teaches women to let the man handle everything, which pretty much is a huge step backward for womeneverywhere, who have fought for equality.Isn't it convenient that her father always leaves her alone and doesn't question her? Real parents aren't that way.Lack of character development.Bella is a useless, whining, doll that suddenly has become the idol for girls everywhere.People say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Guess what? WRONG.Edward is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, and boring as anything.It's too cliché.This book contains no real sex, so it's not really a vampire novel.Read Anne Rice - those are vampires, not the girly men that Meyer has created.You don't have to describe the character every two pages, we know all about Edward's 'perfectly toned chest' thefourth time she mentions it.