If Kirk Dieghton, perhaps the worst department store security guard in history in to survive, let alone save the uinverse, he'd better learn a few ...
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If Kirk Dieghton, perhaps the worst department store security guard in history in to survive, let alone save the uinverse, he'd better learn a few basic rules before he crosses the far reaches of the universe.
Rule 1; Never, ever, switch off your forced reality bubble.
Rule 2; The most prevalent species in the universe are bugs.
Rule 3; There are 5 known dimensions in the universe.
Rule 4; Never ask why there are so many wings and legs in a party bucket.
Failure means the end of everything-a big cosmic do-over. But hey, no pressure.
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