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Binisaya Ug Uban Pa

Binisaya Ug Uban Pa

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"Bisaya" is a group of dialects in the visayan Islands of the Philippines...but here in Mindanao if you say binisaya it refers to the Cebuano dialect which is widely used..."uban pa" means this blog is not limited to bisayan stuff. Here we have BISAYA JOKES.
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Thursday, July 2, 2009
MAG-AMIGO NGA BOHOLANON MIADTO S CEBU: bisdak, bisaya jokes, binisaya jokes
AMIGO 1
: INIG ABOY NYA NATO S CEBU AYAW N GAMITA ANG LETTER 'J' HAKAY MAULAW TA.
AMIGO 2
:SAMA S UNSA MAN BAY
AMIGO 1:
INGON SA..AJAW..SA CEBUANO AYAW.TUOD MAN PAG ABOT NILA S CEBU GUSTO NGA MAG LABA UNA CLA KAYPWERTING HUGAWA NA S ILANG MGA SININA GIKAN SA BIYAHE..MAO NGAMIADTO S TINDAHAN ANG 2 KA BOHOLANO.
AMIGO 2:
AJO..AJO
AMIGO 1:
AYAW NA LAGI NA GAMITA N DINHI S CEBU ANG ATONGINESTORYAHAN S BOHOL.
AMIGO 1:
SORI HA...AYO ..AYO..PAPALITA KO UG SABON MANANG.
TINDERA:
UNSA MAN NGA SABON 'DONG
AMIGO 2:
KANANG SABON NGA "AHAK"
AMIGO 1
:PATAY NA TA ANI ...================================================== Naay pilosopo nga lalaki ni palit og siopao
Kulas:
Miss, isa ka siopao... kanang babae.
Waitress
: Babae nga siopao?
Kulas
: Oo. kanang naay papel nga hapin.. murag napkin..haha
Waitress
: Ahh, mao ba? lalaki mani nga siopao
Kulas
: Lalaki?
 
Waitress
:naa man gud niy itlog sa sulog sir.==================================================
Bugo
: pre tagnaa unsa akong kinaiya, nagsugod sa letter A
Pare
: approachable?
Bugo
: mali
Pare
: amiable
Bugo
: hehe mali japun
Pare
: o sige na sirit na
Bugo
: Anest pre. bisdak, bisaya jokes, binisaya jokes==================================================
Asawa
: dong, maunsa ka kng ma2tay ko?
bana
: tingalig mamatay sad ko!
asawa
: ha! ngano man?
Bana
: Usahay makapatay baya nang sobra sa KALIPAY!..ahaha==================================================A girl w/her friends went 2 bar..when she read d sign saying:BELOW 18 NOT ALLOWED.D girl sed.."ngeh! uli nalang ta ui,10 raman ta kabuok...==================================================2 ka mg amiga ngpasikatay..
GiRL1
: our family spent d whole summer in Europe, it was great! jw bout u? wr dd u spend ur summer vcation?
GiRL2
: i just spnt it hir n d philippines..
GiRL1
: rilly? uggghh! wer? hw poor!
GiRL2
: at ur boyfrnd's house..he was great! =) bisdak, bisaya jokes, binisaya jokes==================================================Posted by Macoy at10:54 PM 0 comments Links to this post  Labels: binisaya jokes,  bisaya jokes,  bisdak  
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Iro1
: Pre, ingon sila kaning atong laway naay rabies, ang rabies makamatay.
Iro2
: Unya, unsay problema?
Iro1
: Gitulon naku akong laway. Kulbaan ko!================================================== bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya jokes, bisdak,Ang una namatay c "DA KING"..Sunod namatay c "DA BOY"sunod nsad c "DA MASTERRAPPER"..wala kaha ma kulbaan si..
 
"DAGUL"? AHAHA....==================================================Dear tay, padad-i ko ug brief ky akong brief buslot na.ang 2bag:anak, agwantahi lng usa ky ako gani garter nlng! :D==================================================
LOLO
: kaniadto, akong 5 pesos inig adto nako sa department st0re,makadala nakog gatas, pan,medyas, polo, ug pantalon.
APO
: karon diay lo?
LOLO
: lisod na karon kay naay survelance CAMERA.:>==================================================One day... sa tindahan.. bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya jokes, bisdak,
BATA
: ayooh!
Tindera
: unsa man?
BATA
: naa moyload?
Tindera
: oh! naa!
BATA
: pateksa ko beh!...ehehe==================================================
Pari
: Muapil ka sa Army of God ?
Juan
: Member naku ana, Padre .
Pari
: Ngano wla man ka sa misa permi ?
Juan
: Secret Agent man gud koh pader .!
Pari
: Atay rah !==================================================
APO
: Lo kaon na intawon, bisag duha lang ka kutsara.
LOLO
: Atay! Giango-ango na mo? Lugaw gani maglisod? kog tulon, kutsara pa kaha? Duha pa jud kabook!==================================================
Nag conduct og evaluation ang Doctor aron mahibal-an kung duna bayimprovement sa iyang mga pasyente sa Mental Hospital...Ang doctor nag drawing og purtahan sa pader. Ni ingon dayon angdoctor."O kinsa tong na nga ayo na hala pwede na mo gawas ablihi langninyo ning purtahan"...So ang mga boang nga ganahan na mo uli nag inilugay og adto sa

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