Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,,Be,,Main ata haiSardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?Sardar
Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phirproblem hogi.Sardar ji sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what
he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! Higher studies yaarÃ¢â‚¬Â¦
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
No, who wrote it?
Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed. What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them. Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.
Oh, look at the dead bird.
Sardar looked skyward and said
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Sardar ji;Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHootlaga de,Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.Sardar G fixed an answering machine at home.Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.
Sardarji calls Air India.
How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
Just a sec,
says the receptionist.
says the Sardar andhangs up.SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahiSON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooonSardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi ditaang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I LoveU sister
.Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai.Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend
s name in English.Sardar wrote:
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &says
What a shit ?
I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all
?.Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
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