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Sardar Jokes

Sardar Jokes

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SMS Jokes | Free SMS Jokes | 
Funny SMS & SMS Jokes 
Har Dil Ke Liye Jo Pyar Mein Ho
 
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Sardar Jokes
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Sardar Jokes 
Posted by Rahul underSanta Banta Jokes,Sardar Jokes  No Comments
 
Boss : Where were you born ?sardar : Punjab.Boss : which part ?sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with
T
.Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadipetrol se start hoti hai.Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. HegaveRs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer.Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.On a romantic day sardar
s girlfriend asks him. Darling on ourengagement day will you give me a ring.Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor.How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it
.Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Santa: Can
t u read
Parking for two wheelers only 
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name fromNASA to SATYANASA Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I
m falling in love.Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie ticketsJeeto: Why 3?Santa: For you and your parentsMuseum Administrator: That
s a 500-year-old statue u
 ve broken.Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. A man to Santa: Aao ji chess kheleinSanta: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Santa: Control yourself. Don
t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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 In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.
.Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He gotirritated
 drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!Banta: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndiaRadio!Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: Tipu
s skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That was Tipu
s skeleton when he was child _________________If you
re not part of the solution, you
re part of the precipitateSanta was busy in removing a wheel from auto,Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Santa: Can
t u read
Parking for two wheelers only 
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name fromNASA to SATYANASA Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I
m falling in love.Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie ticketsJeeto: Why 3?Santa: For you and your parentsMuseum Administrator: That
s a 500-year-old statue u
 ve broken.Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. A man to Santa: Aao ji chess kheleinSanta: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Santa: Control yourself. Don
t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.
.Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He gotirritated
 drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!Banta: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndiaRadio!Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: Tipu
s skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That was Tipu
s skeleton when he was child
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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,,Be,,Main ata haiSardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
 Mechanic
Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?Sardar
Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phirproblem hogi.Sardar ji sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what
he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! Higher studies yaar…
Q:
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
 Sardar:
No, who wrote it?
 Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
  Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed. What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them. Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.
Oh, look at the dead bird.
 Sardar looked skyward and said
 Where, Where?
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Sardar ji;Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHootlaga de,Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.Sardar G fixed an answering machine at home.Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.
 Sardarji calls Air India.
How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
 
Just a sec,
says the receptionist.
Thank you.
says the Sardar andhangs up.SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahiSON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooonSardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi ditaang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I LoveU sister
.Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai.Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend
s name in English.Sardar wrote:
Beautiful Red Underware
 Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &says
What a shit ?
I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all
?.Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone 
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