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“Up, up! Up I say!” The high-pitched voice was not that of my mother’s but…
There was a deep, disapproving growl. “Do you really have to do that…Alice?” I
slowly opened my eyes to find Alice prancing about my room, being watched by an
uncomfortable looking Jacob. He saw me looking and pulled a face.
“What? She’s had the biggest lie-in ever!” Alice rolled her eyes, yanking me out of
bed. I glanced quickly at my clock and let out a cry of shock.
“Alice! It’s five o’clock in the morning!” My eyes shot over to Jacob who suddenly
began to look sheepish.
She placed her hand over my mouth. “Keep your voice down!” She threw some
clothes at me and roughly turned Jacob around to face the wall. He flinched at her
temperature, his muscles flexing underneath his copper skin. My confusion and anger was
obviously clear on my face because Alice finally found the need to explain herself.
“I’m getting you out of cleaning day,” she told me as I sleepily pulled on the clothes
she had thrown at me, “so just be grateful.”
“Why are you getting me out of it? And why at five o’clock in the morning?” I
emphasised the time to make my sheer anger clear. She simply rolled her amber eyes at
me.
“Because I know you’ll be grumpy all day and I wanted to go shopping with you. If I
had let you sleep in any longer, the parents will have got to you first.” It was a good enough
reason but I didn’t allow her to be aware of this.
“And you?” I raised an eyebrow at Jacob who opened his mouth to speak until
Alice stood in front of him.
“Someone doesn’t know how to share,” she pouted, “so he’s being a typical
werewolf, rude and unfair that is, and forcing me to spend the day with him.”
“Don’t think I will enjoy your company.” Jacob retorted lowly. I stared at them
incredulously. They eventually both met my gaze.
“What?” They both asked.
“You guys are insane,” I shook my head but failed to stop the smile from spreading
over my face.
“And you said she’d frown for at least an hour,” Alice told Jacob with a satisfied
smirk. He rolled his dark eyes at her and folded his muscular arms across his broad chest.
“Okay, so,” I looked at them both, completely shocked that out of everyone, these
two were going to spend a day together, “where to now?”
Jacob took a step towards me and went to hold my hand. “Why don’t we go in-“
“My Porsche.” Alice finished, darting between us.
I sighed at her. This was going to be a tiring day. “We won’t fit in the Porsche.”
“Yes, Alice,” Jacob emphasised her name with sarcasm,” we won’t fit in your car.”
“I am not trundling around in that shack of a car you own,” she scowled. Jacob
shuddered for less than a second before taking a deep breath.
“What else is there then?”
“Come on Alice, you own about a bazillion cars, surely there’s one big enough
and,” I rolled my eyes the tiniest bit, “pretty enough for us to drive in?”
Suddenly, my scowling aunt broke into a large smile. “You’re right,” she agreed
happily, “we’ll take another car. That way, my car won’t be ruined by the smell of wet dog.”
She danced out of the room, tactically ignoring Jacob’s shuddering chest. I quickly pulled
him into me to calm him down.
“I really don’t know how I’m going to survive today,” he moaned into my hair.
“Try,” I hugged him tightly, “try for me. Please?” He sighed before kissing the top of
my head.
“The things I do for you,” he shook his head slowly, “spending my day with a
vampire.” I pulled a face at him but he continued. “But not only a vampire, the most
annoying vampire I have ever come across. Not that I used to get acquainted with vampires
anyhow.”
I glared up at him, my jaw tightening at the thought of Jacob as a cruel, killing
creature. He seemed to notice and his expression, alight with humour, suddenly turned
apologetic.
“Sorry,” he scrunched up his nose sheepishly.
Uncomfortable with how the conversation was going, I took Jacob’s hand and
pulled him slowly out of my bedroom. “Come on, we’d better find Alice.”
He began to groan and so I pulled harder.
We found Alice leaning up against Emmett’s Jeep with a different outfit on than
she had before and Emmett’s keys jingling in her hand. Jacob let out a small whine, tugging
on my hand childishly.
“Stop it,” I warned him gently, “I’m getting out of cleaning day so I’m going to take
any opportunity I get. But if I’m going to have to spend the day sat in between you two so
you don’t eat each other, hovering is going to suddenly sound a lot more tempting.” Jacob
opened his mouth to answer back but decided on kissing me softly on the cheek.
“I’ll be on my best behaviour.” He promised.
“Do you want to walk any slower or should I just throw a ball to get him running?”
Alice called from the Jeep. I watched Jacob swallow an insulting response and squeezed
his hand.
Alice opened the door for me and whistled whilst gesturing to the back seats.
“In the back,” she then smiled sweetly at Jacob, “please.” Jacob’s forehead
wrinkled in effort, his jaw locking, and he swiftly jumped into the back. “Good boy.” Alice
couldn’t help but mutter. I swiped her hard with the back of my hand and she let out a cry.
“What the?”
“Cut it out, Alice,” I cautioned her, “otherwise it will not be an angry wolf eating you,
it will be me.”
“All right, all right,” she rolled her eyes and hopped into the driver’s seat. I
slammed the door closed and looked back at Jacob. Even in the wide frame of the Jeep,
Jacob looked incredibly cramped, not to mention hot and bothered.
“Are you okay?” I asked quietly but Alice turned in the key in the ignition, letting the
engine roar to life.
“He’ll be fine.” She reversed quickly, throwing me forwards, and then sped down
our drive. “Let’s roll.”
“Alice, it’s five in the morning, what shops are really going to be open now?” I
asked with a laugh. She wound down her window and shrugged.
“Who knows? We might just have to drive around for a bit.” She looked back at
Jacob and smiled. He scowled back, glaring out of the window.
“Oh cheer up, pups, we’ll leave a window open for you.”
“Alice!” I snarled but she simply giggled.
“My bad.” She pushed the Jeep faster down the roads and I felt my eyes sliding
shut. Jacob’s warm breath was tickling my neck as he leant forward, his arm creeping
around the seat and fingers stroking my arm. Alice quickly flicked on the radio and began
humming along, tapping her hands on the wheel with the beat. I couldn’t help but notice her
nose wrinkling every time Jacob shifted in his seat.
“Where are we going then?” He growled after a long silence. I didn’t let my eyes
open wide to the sound of his voice, but just enough so I could see them both. Alice turned
her head slightly to Jacob before realising she couldn’t quite manage eye contact with him.
Her eyes wavered over his hard expression before returning to the road.
“I’m just doing a circuit of the town.”
He huffed. “I knew doing this early would be a bad idea.”
“We’ll take her back then and you can debate with Bella. I know you’re well
experienced in that area.” Alice’s voice came back sharp. I heard Jacob recoil slightly in his
seat and his breathing became louder.
“Don’t bring up Bella in this.”
Alice laughed musically. “I’m not, for once, arguing with you Jacob. I was simply
stating the reason why I got Renesmee so early.” There was an awkward pause as I stirred
in the front seat. I hoped Alice didn’t realise I was awake or if she did, she’d pretend she
didn’t notice.
“Fine.” Jacob finally answered.
“Oh stop being moody,” she rolled her amber eyes with a smirk, “you were the one
who wouldn’t share.”
“What else am I supposed to do? Go for a run?” Jacob retorted hotly.
“You could make friends,” her tone wavered into sarcasm, “unless that’s too
difficult for people like you.” Jacob took a deep breath as she continued. “A lone wolf,” she
said quietly with a giggle, “all alone.”
“Will you ever tire of making fun of me being a werewolf?” He sighed, shaking his
head patronizingly. “It’s sad really, that you can’t find something else to say.”
Alice snorted daintily and grinned sarcastically back at him. “Don’t tempt me.”