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SENTTMENT,
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it
is Charles
love best."
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" How
dicl you know, papa, that I loved Mr. Leon ?" Bccause you always told me about Mr. Paul,"
lVorvtEN rN
l\Ierrens or
SeNtr'IBNI
'.ffi
My Dear
dressed as
Amde, Rou-ge,
citizeness; be on ihe
always
My Beloved Henri, Judge of my despair ! I have a frightful sore throat, itwill be quite impossible for me to go out this evening, ln fact, they are thinking of applying twenty leeches ! ! ! Pitv - much and love
your
Clara"
rN l\le.rrsns
or SENrrtrsxr
a**' .- and fiv-e-o'cto_ck.-your A;;u;lin;';P' ro the third genthnan._...euali des.Morfondus, rv"ss" this o'cloc-k to fi ve.-your Ail;dn;.;*-r
oa
To the ir.st ge.nilenzan.-,, Meet me this evenins. four to five o'clock, de- l,Horloge du palais,-yoo, eueo.tinJ.tfln ., quai r o ,Lze second, tenth?ttan--. 'This evening, q-Uai des LunetteS, $r Jourth gentlenzan.-,.I eipect you this evening at four o,clock._your own Atrgustine,"
between fOur
lrrs DpceIrrulNEss op
You frankl you innocent! havc confidence in you!...you!...whv! vou would. blow your.nose with your left hand nly fdr the plesur of deceiving your right hand if you coulcl ! "
t Henri ! l\fon Dieu, Mon Dieu !.'.To sacrifice onesclf for so " O, ' Henri ungrateful a wretch !...Never see him again !...Never l...But will it e"i be possible for me not to see my Henri again?..." " Fortunately you have still got your Amde."
"
Wbat woman is there that would not be happy and proud to belong to you, my Jules ? "
t2 Tne
or SBwrrurNr
'a
'Wretched womn
despair of mine t "
you
Don't make any pa''ment to accunt ! I tell you, the creditor who is not paid is only a creditor; the creditor who is paid is a tiger l "
Clrcnv
Why, okl man, tiris is Sunday," What does that nlatter to vou ? " Why ! (on Sundays, one doer not care a rap for the bailiff) it matters this much, that I could go for a walk if I could get out."
" But how did yon let 1'qulcglf be catrght like that ? " " Asli the wiitlilucks ow they get caghr !...He drerv on nle on March and I was arreste(l on April 5rh: rhat's lrorv it h:rpperretl."
rst,
Ccrcnv
"
You see, grief cloes not mal<e me thin ! and I will give a piece of advice to my creditors, in their own interest; if r-lrey want to take nre cut of here, they.ha.d better,nrake haste, for they tvill sool) not be able to get me through tlre door."
Penrs ey Nrcsr
" Do you
"Yes!" " Do vou know who '. !t/h ? " " Nobody at all."
"
he is ? "
Penrs sv
Ntcnr
&
Panrs sv Nrcur
il
=lili
liiltt
s
/1
Panrs ev NIcur
"I "I
was beqging yesterday at the churcb doors: I got nothing." l-reggetl t th dancirrj halls: I did not badly."
Pants gv Nrcnr
i\iiii'fih \*tlli
" Here's a fine old chap, who is going to give us sornething to drink health l. ,if he's a good sort !.,.eh, old boy ? "
his
Panrs sy
Nrcxr
TsnnreLr Cstr.onrll
"I've brought
awav."
rvhen
go
TrcrtnrBLe Csrlunex
t' I\lamnra, it's Ir...,you know, tbe gentleman with the nose...
Tenntst-e CHrr-onex
TsnnreLE CnrLoReN
tll\\\\\\l
,'lrii
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'7
arn
"The rose you gave mamma?,..Oh, yes, -y-es!..,that you nearlv bioke your.neck to ger?...Why, cousin Anaiole put ir n Jacobii's tail,
I\{tthieu's donkey.,.I\{
ma did laugh !... Have you an-y more nuts
?
,;
TnnnreLB Cutlonnn
t'I
TeRRrsr.e Cxrlnnex
=
Oh I it is tru^e ! -you have_eyes like the lanrps on your cab...Well, Clmence was perfectly right, she rvas,"
TsnnIeLp Cnrr,pneN
lessorr,
be
"
Oh, yes, aunt...she is with the fat bair-woman...You don'r knr;w how long it takes to remove the stuf they pur in aunt's hair to make it blac
afterwards."
Tennrsr-B Cnrr.onpu
'lr
tl
llt
soon, since you permit me to come to bore vou like this sornetimes." tt Oh ! vou never bore me." " Yes. iramma. vou said the other day he was a bore." " It is not trui,..Mamma, George is telling lies again !...Mamma said he was stupid and a bore !..,Now !"
Lonsrrss
"I am.keeping
" That will be funnv !" " .,,All my friends re coming." " be place will be Iull."
a.t-igk91 f91 .Vou, m.y.dear Charlesrfor Chantereine; Iam playing the 'Maid of Honour.'-',
Acrnpsses
trrr\1r 1j
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Ar Hun nt Criticsm.-tt It is
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insienificant than ever-in the part of Suzette"' 3rd Critc1sm.-" Etc., etc.r etc.' etc."
impossiLrle to exhibit more wit, more gaiety' mor-e cleverness than does Madame Polydor in the part o[ Suzette; it is
more
Acrnnssps
[lm
ttSeo: the waves of the inhuman sea bave left nothins for us on the sand, The blighting wind of the desert has passed ovr the traveller's tree,
and its branch, alas ! is withered.,.Alas I my eyes have sought in vain the life'giving seeds in the odorous grass that the tempest has levelled, and in the abandoned nests of the young birds of the shore t...O, mother !..,mother !...I hunqsl !" W'ell, here is your coffee, Titin-.
Tne Panr
"
Acrnessrs
S'rupvrNc
!"
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ActnBsses
llililliilil' Iil].ll,im,li
ul]iiffi,
" Your
come, my charnrer ? proposal, Count, is of a nature likely to cornpromise qravelv the interests of our faithful ally, England...Neverthelss we shll corisider it; but, whatever we resolve, we-shall keep it secret from Russia; we give you, Count, our royal word."
" I\Iadame Charmant, you spoke ,the pavilion scene like an angel : it is . pertect t_out clo.l_o_r-moq!! the srairs so quickly: you musr leave Sir Arthur time to kill himself."
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Pants gv Mo*NtHc
"
"
['4
tj'rU It
Panrs sv Monnruc
c0r{cr
ER
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v-=: P---T-'=..
"
Come on
I come on t will you ever bave the yard swept this mornine ...It is eight o'clock alrady !...and you hav the midle flat's boots t6 do yet and your piano to study..."
Penrs av Monntltc
It
deprive oncself of the superflu,ous, when one can dispense-with " Whv " "t;;ffi;i"-tii*lot costs, o'c has to stalls at
ousekeefrer
tFe the
opera."
"
Adi?"rv"l::irr;l'r:lrl
l].]X.
"
Anrtcle 212 oF THE Crvtt- Coon assistance' Husbancl and wife owe one another fidelity, succourt
" tt Guess..."
Thirty
Ifow nruch?"
t'She iswinking ttlt is I l" "Itis I!" "She is making eyes at me." at tne." t'You are mistaken, my boy." " You are wrong, old man." t'Stop, Both togctherr
stop, stop, wc are both right...shesguintsl"
46
lse Sruperrs or
Pants
\ti 'r\\
fi'# *',
w
Grande.Chaumire,
" And on Sundav. what do vou do. nrv bov?" " On Sunday, c6usirr, we walk in'a lardn called the
After " t'
wnere we near sacrecl'muslc.'church ? " After church. cousin... "
will
48
Tne Sruosxrs or
Penrs
--.-r-- +
Studying Larv.
....
_:.
=+-.
\-:;
"
Confound it, nephew; it is good to be a hard worker, but one cannot always work, so, in the country, one amuses oneself : do like me."
ql{\N4
),\
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t.. \
" You haven't given me the fifty francs you have been owing me for six
months. vou rascal l " giodfather, that will stand for the interest on the three hundred you nave glven me. How that ? " Because it is fifteen days since I asked for them. Godfatber, one ought to be exact l "
..-._ '---_
-tv
tt When people say you have a wife, that means a wife has you."
TH Your'lc MaN's
Lrpr
" Ifow
"I
"
much does a suit like that cost ? " don't know." Iifeaven grant, rny dear fellow, that you may never know."
'-
-J
'i*;'q
oF a groom has vott're done for!...My dear fellow, your-rdiot. "Now ^'-"*itt"f th" bo,tqu"t:- yonr letter' for the niece has gone to the aunt." ;i;; a"il t ! t After all, what does it matter? Now that I think of " oh. - 'it, I like tbe aunt btter."
s6
J_E=-.-*r---::i--=:---
" Youmust
neither foresr nor rnills..." ,,you re fooi, love, godfather." ,, You are a fool, goclson.,; "
nrake up your.nrind, ret's see !...rnarry claire, with the Forest of I\angle, or rake Ulnrence, you rvill have The Mills !...Do you wish the foresr or the mills?' '.tAh, gortfather, I *;;i;'ii;.:.,i";,;
I wolld lil-;
g"ds;-;,--l,i';^'i;
Fiici,;: ..uhol;;
Lrrr
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J' Do vou Pav Inuch at Your lrotel ? " " A teiribl iot : I don'i PaY."
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" Ah ! her "
FuNeR,rl One'r'roN. woman's nature was a rich one ! pretty, .,,and so sood ! " Yes, that is true l.,.However,...there are others,',
all
heart
! full of wit
'=
<=_
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_::jF- :
did not knou' what debts were""' " But at your age' rascaM to my nepbew, when I ir* *"t I w-aj saying this morning, uncl.e, "him fifteen sous : that scamp rulns me'"
gave
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Ls Dsenoruag
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" \ilhat a lot of women there are ! what a lot l,.,And when vou think that all these people eat every day God makes t It gives ;u a queer idea of manIt
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" You are here, are you ! that's the way " That's bow you atiend drill, is it ? "
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