Did you know?
Some terrorists now hail from the neutralnation of Switzerland, making it even harderto recognize one at a glance. Fair skin andlight hair and eyes can be a good indicator of potentially dangerous individuals. Otherpossible indicators are:
1. People who wear intricate analog watches.2. Anyone carrying a Swiss-Army knife.3. Holders of Swiss bank accounts.
So, if you see any of the above, do the rightthing and report it! Help your Countryfight the Good Fight against the Iniquity of Impartiality!
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