Jimmy Three-arms
By Max Sandberg
Of course, after the incident, none of them wished they had met him, but at the time, heseemed like one they 'ought not to mind of, but to feel sorry for, which was how people generallytreated him. Jimmy Three-arms they called him one day..."Yeah, you. Jimmy Three-arms. I want you on my team.""Forget him, Joe. He wouldn't be no good anyway. Just looka him. No-un could catch withthat thing.""But think if he could. Come on. Our team -- right outfield," responded Joe.Jimmy lugged himself over. No-un could catch with that thing ringing through his ears. He'dshow them -- a little extra weight meant nothing. A sound, the ball went flying straight for him inthe outfield. He caught it easily, maybe even lazily. Jimmy'd caught dozens in the park during hisfree time. No different now."See, that's why we got him. Maybe slow, but sure can catch. Nice catch, Jimmy," praised Joe.Two innings later, Jimmy got up to bat.
Three strikes means three chances. One of these should work.
The first ball, Jimmy tried right handed, but it felt too awkward to hit. The second ball, he tried lefty, but again, couldn't get enough power.
Why do I have to be so weak?
Jimmywondered now.
Could it possibly work; my third arm? I have to try so they won't hate me for losing.
At first, the pitcher hesitated, as if not sure where to throw the ball. He ended up closinghis eye.
C’mon arm, don’t fail me now.
Jimmy Three-arms took his bat back.- - - - - -
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