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Dear Orris
An Advice Column for USFFLer’s Thanksgiving 2003 Issue
Dick Cox says...
FUCK THANKSGIVING!
Dear Orris,What should all FFLers be thankful for this year?The LeaguePeoria, ILDear League,Happy Holiday, you dick-filled splatterpusses. What should you be thankful for this year? Maybe the fact that only Skook hastasted my waste paste so far should be enough. I’m thankful Idon’t eat at the Cox household. You should be too!Love,OrrisP.S. Here are your answers.Tom Cox is thankfulfor Stew’s ass.Stew is thankfulfor his new protection.Right...try a hundred!
 
 Craig Martin isthankful for thePackers and a nice pussy.Skook’sthankful thisone doesn’tspit.Tim Cox givesthanks it isn’tchili this year.Doug Arnold isthankful theleague picked histeam and for....BillArnold, hisdesignateddriver.Dann Rawls is thankful for Halloween,
 jack 
-o-lantern,and pump-kin.Jay’s thankful for washing up after finally biting through thefuckswing.Johnny’s thankful for the lock on his bedroomdoor.
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