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Papa Johns Pizza Sucks
Under normal circumstances I consider eating a large pizza all by myself anaccomplishment.There's that point, usually when you have 3 slices to go, that it starts mocking you."What's a matter fatty? Eyes bigger than your stomach?"This begets the decision. I'm full at this point, very full. It's an odd feeling to look at foodand not want to stuff it into my gullet but that's where I'm at. It's uncomfortable and I'mnot used to it and I don't like it. Not one bit.On the other hand, there are only 3 pieces left. What good is that to me? If I put them inthe fridge, they'll be the first thing I eat in the morning. But that won’t be enough, I knowit won't. It never is. But I can't very well make a full breakfast of bacon(sweet, sweet bacon), eggs and toastand just pile it on top of these 3 lonely slices. I mean that,I've tried.So ultimately I take the challenge and set to work eatingthe pizza I have no interest eating. It's not easy, but it isrewarding. It's satisfying to know that once again, I've beaten an inanimate stack of protein, fat and simple carbohydrates. Job well done.But then last night I had Papa Johns Pizza, and it was a different kind of challenge.Getting even the first bite of that slimy, charred yet undercooked(how did they even dothat?) flattened stool sample was an exercise in will equal to withstanding water boarding. Greater, nobody charges you to get water boarded.
Papa Johns Pizza Really Sucks
The crust(I ordered a thin crust) was doughy. DOUGHY! It was like when you pull some bread out of the freezer and it's covered with ice crystals and you microwave it, that goop
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