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A Bad Connection

A Bad Connection

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Published by Phantomimic
A bad connection and some language ambiguity
A bad connection and some language ambiguity

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Published by: Phantomimic on Oct 31, 2009
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A BAD CONNECTION
 by PhantomimicPhone rings in a hardware store.-Hello-Hi, I need to buy three hundred sixty-watt bulbs. Do you have that many?-I’m sorry sir the connection is not very good. You said you need threehundred…what?-No, sixty watts.-You need sixty what?-Yes.-Yes what?-Yes, yes, watts.-You need what?!-Yes, sixty.-Sixty what?-Yes.-Uh sir, I don't understand you, can you please give me your name?-Will Knott.-Why not?-My name is Knott.

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Nobody knew what a what-not was, but everybody knew what a what-not wasn't....huh? What a great piece for student actors because it's meant to be read aloud. Nicely played, punster.
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Frankly, don't call me Surely! Who's on First indeed!
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NICE!
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