A BAD CONNECTION
by PhantomimicPhone rings in a hardware store.-Hello-Hi, I need to buy three hundred sixty-watt bulbs. Do you have that many?-I’m sorry sir the connection is not very good. You said you need threehundred…what?-No, sixty watts.-You need sixty what?-Yes.-Yes what?-Yes, yes, watts.-You need what?!-Yes, sixty.-Sixty what?-Yes.-Uh sir, I don't understand you, can you please give me your name?-Will Knott.-Why not?-My name is Knott.