This Is Credit Card Central

By Elton Camp
This robocall comes every day
The very same words itll say
Im so tired of that old song
With your card, nothing wrong
But if with us you will go
The rates will be very low
Your final notice this will be
For a card thats nearly free
For an agent now press one
Or pic three if youre done
!owever, no matter what I do
They call again in a day or two
"ersistence is their name
#nd $cam is their game
Whatever their spiel may be
Ill never once chec to see
This call serves to irritate
The company I deeply hate%