Stella messaged her temples, closed her eyes, visualized: “What’s any of this all about?Were the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Rosetta Stone, Capra’s Quark Conundrum, or Mayan Infiniti-Calendrics as difficult to decipher as this ancient plaque?”Stella felt tears welling up. Tedd was a lump of frenzied emotional energy. Just a shortyear ago they had come to Livingston, Luna to begin a new life after Telluria became too polluted. They landed cush jobs, too: researching Spinoza’s phyto-replication biota theory tocreate oxygen on Luna—long considered an eccentric’s fantasy, but recently met with a degreeof success owing to Stella’s chance discovery of photoautotrophic bacteria near the CO2-bergsof Sere Mare.Before the events leading up to the end of the world as everyone was about to know itforever and ever, Tedd and Stella had been vacationing in the magnetic outback, deep in theForbidden Zone of Velikovsky’s Volcanic Veldt. Four centuries ago, in the celestially perturbedyear of 2076, this archaeo-explorers’ paradise became impossible to visit, indeed, the entire OldMoon was off limits for the next 398 years after a series of unimaginably severe convulsions onLuna caused by meteoric bombardment, castoffs no doubt from Bode’s Fragmented Planet(formerly known in the New Dark Ages as the
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). Tedd and Stella wereconsidered lunatics for wanting to visit the Veldt, but such was their determination and desire tolocate the epitaph.During their explorations of the Veldt they found two rare sparkling tectites that wouldfetch more than diamonds back on Telluria. They poked around at abandoned Phase IV Tri-Plenipotentiary colonization projects. They visited the confounding Cairns of Caleidi,monuments composed of robin’s egg blue and sunflower yellow crystal balls stacked hundredsof feet high, left by a mysterious and largely unknown ancient star-trekking culture from theMultiverse’s “West Bend” (or so goes the generally discredited theory of Wurm Hool, a German
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