Those Unhinged Dog Worshipers

By Elton Camp
For dogs, express anything other than adulation
Or suggest that they arent worthy of admiration
Expect the fanatical dog lover then to replay
Since you hate dogs, I fervently hope you die!
!eaders who thin" this is overstated or not right
Should chec" out an extreme dog lovers site
#ny who dare not to em$race their view
%he most vile venom the dog lovers spew
&ess than unconditional dog praise drives em wild
'uch more so than if you had slapped their child
'y dog is my fur "id so laud him you $etter do!
If you dont, then with life I hope youll $e through(

So says the loving dog worshiper