Trimmthrough, Nancy,’ he said, ‘is a typical wedding night for a strait-laced girl of a hundredyears ago, when everybody was a nothinghead’ ”. He explains that marriages often beganthat way, but that with time the bride could become “a sexual enthusiast.” His intent is to bring an innocent pleasure back into the world and to express his tenderness he leaves her a book of poetry open to the poem his grandfather had read his bride on their weddingnight: Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
He alsoleaves her with a bottle that contains the old birth control pills that allowed pleasure but prevented conception. And on the label are the words, “WELCOME TO THE MONKEYHOUSE” .The inscription refers to the history of how the whole idea of the numbing pills began. A druggist named J. Edgar Nation had been taking his eleven children for a walk through the zoo and came upon a monkey playing with its genitals. He invented the pillto “introduce morality into the monkey house at the Grand Rapids zoo.” Since the anti-aging pill that kept everyone looking like twenty-two was boosting the populationgrowth, Nation’s ethical birth control pill was imposed on humans, too. The druggist’sname is a two-part derivation from J. Edgar Hoover and Carrie Nation. Hoover, as theFBI Director of the time, was vigorous in his rigid moral judgments, despite some peculiar proclivities of his own, while Carrie Nation sought to purge the society of alcohol-induced sin. Carrie’s influence lives on in Nancy’s teachers, for she believes thatunrestrained promiscuity can be induced by just one glass of the worst drug of all – gin.One of Vonnegut’s targets is “the people who have been most eager to rule, tomake the laws, to enforce the laws and to tell everybody exactly how God Almightywants things here on Earth –those people have forgiven themselves and their friends for 3
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