DOMNUL SMITH: S v zic i eu una: arpele i vulpea.

, ntr-o bun
zi, un arpe s-a apropiat de o vulpe i i-a zis: Mi se pare c te cunosc
de undeva... La care vulpea i-a rspuns: i mie. Atunci, a zis
arpele, d-mi nite bani. O vulpe nu d niciodat bani, i-a rspuns
vicleanul animal care, ca s-i scape pielea, s-a aruncat ntr-o vale
adnc, plin cu fragi i miere de gin. Dar arpele o atepta acolo,
rznd mefistofelic. Atunci vulpea a scos cuitul, urlnd: Las' c te
nv eu ce-i viaa! i a luat-o la sntoasa ntorcnd spatele. Ghi-
nionul ei. arpele a fost mai iute de picior. I-a ars una drept n frunte, i
vulpea s-a fcut ndri, urlnd: Nu! Nu! De patru ori nu! Eu nu sunt
fiica ta."










Traductorul
1. Un cocostrc s-a dus la descocostrcrie, unde se descocostrcreau i ali
cocostrci nedescocostrcrii, ca sa se descocostarcareasca de cocostarcaria lui.

2. O coropisnita si un coropisnitoi se coropisniteau la noi pe gunoi. Nu
coropisnita coropisnitea pe coropisnitoi, ci coropisnitoiul coropisnitea pe
coropisnita.

3. Capra neagr-n piatr calc,
Cum o calc-n patru crapa!
Crap capul caprii-n patru,
Cum a crpat piatra-n patru!
Capra neagr calca-n clinci,
Crap capu caprii-n cinci
Cum a clcat capra-n clinci.
Capra pate lng cas
Capu caprii crape-n ase!
Capra noastr n-are lapte
Crpa-i-ar coarnele-n apte!
Capra-n piatr a clcat
Piatra-n patru a crpat,
Povestea s-a terminat!
Reportajul

Kiev
1. Rege Paragarafaramus, cnd te vei dezoriginaliza? M voi dezoriginaliza
cnd cel mai original dintre orginali se va dezoriginaliza, dar cum cel mai
original dintre originali nu se va dezoriginaliza, nici eu rege
Paragarafaramus, nu m voi dezoriginaliza.

Chiinu
1. O coropinita i-un coropinitoi se coropinieau la noi pe gunoi. Nu
coropinita coropiniea pe coropinioi, ci coropinioiul coropiniea pe
coropini.
2. Luni la lumina lumnrii luminat de lun prin luminator i-a luminat o
lumini n lumina ochilor.







CHICAGO THE MUSICAL

All That Jazz


Come on, babe
Why dont we paint the town?
And all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz

Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz

Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that jazz

I hear that Father Dipp
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that jazz

Hold on, hon'
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some asprin
Down at United Drug

In case you shake apart
And wanna brand new start
To do that jazz

Oh, you're gonna see you
Sheba shimmy shake
And all that jazz

Oh, she's gonna shimmy
Till her garters break
And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear her baby's queer
For all that jazz

Find a glass
We're playing fast and loose
And all that jazz

Right up here
Is where I store the juice
And all that jazz

Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I betcha lucky
Lindy never flew so high

'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
To all that jazz?

So that's final, [Incomprehensible]
Yeah, I'm afraid so, kiddo
Afraid? Yeah
Nobody walks out on me

No, I'm no one's wife
But, oh, I love my life
And all that jazz
That jazz