Introduction 2Setting 2Battle Cattle Creation 4 Cow Classes 4
Fighter 5Cowvalier 6Pailadin 9Moo-gic User 10Barbarian 12Bard 13Free Range-er 15Cleric 16Rogue 18Assassin 20Moo-nk 21Necowmancer 23
Scroll Packs 24 Equipment Descriptions 25
Weapons 25Armor 28Accessories 30Modifications 31
Arcane Spells 34Divine Spells 41Necowmancer Spells 45
Moo-gic Items 48
Amoo-lets 48Hoof Boots 49Hoof Bracelets 50Horns 51Moo-Moos 51Nose Rings 52
Combat 53Cattle-log of Items (Appendixes) 54 Quest for the Holy Pail Record Sheet Back of Book
The Battle Cattle: Second Edition rules quickly pass over the MiddleAges. As they should not seem insignificant, this period was the basisfor Battle Cattle of the future. We know that the Middle Ages were thetime when crude forms of Battle Cattle pasture combat began. The fol-lowing timeline gives the true history of cows and their ever-so-impor-tant role in the society that oppressed them.Early Middle Ages: A battle began…"If you do not agree to my com-mands, then I shall-- [twang] [mooooooooooooooooooooooooo]* JesusChrist! Right! Charge!"Late Middle Ages: A battle ended…"Run away! Run away! Runaway!"**
*As to avoid a lawsuit, the author has intentionally misspelled this word, following the "m" with only 25 "o"s, not 26.**As to avoid a lawsuit, the author has intentionally left out the 4th set of the two-word repeating phrase.
Little do people know, but Battle Cattle truly made their mark in theMiddle Ages. For peasants, cows were both a food staple and a respect-ed companion. While these peasants were ridiculed and ordered to cleanup for the upper class, little did the aristocrats know of the events faraway from the lords and ladies.Jousting was by far the sport for the rich. Peasants watched joustingfrom afar with the only goal to fill the aristocrats with the illusion of jealousy and envy. After a day of jousting was complete, the peasantswere sent home to wallow in their sorrows. But sorrow they did not have. They had cowsting. An underground world of early Battle Cattleevents where the fittest cow would fill its owner's coffers with glory andgold!