Internet Marketing Perpetual Motion

Following on from Homer & Marge’s email Ireceived a response to yesterday’s post which Ithink in the interests of fairness I should reproducebelow (for one particular reader here’s an icecream for while you read!)

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Hi Anti Hype I just read your post about Homer & Marge and I need you to give me theircontact details right away. They’re just perfect for my new launch. I’m looking for 24 million guru fodder, as soon as I reach that number I’m closingthe doors, no ifs, no buts, CLOSED. I’ll re-open a week later though with anincreased price but don’t tell them that. If you give me their details I’ll save the trouble of answering their questions.Deal? In fact I’m so desperate, I mean keen to help, I’ve given the answersbelow. Hi Homer & Marge, it’s your lucky day. I’m the guy who you want to give yourlifetimes savings to. I have the flashiest, wizziest, cash belching automated showon the road. With this you cannot fail, at least I can’t! You don’t have to take my word for it, read the testimonials on my web 2.0enhanced, state of the art, video & audio enabled, created for me at hugeexpense by some guy in Eastern Europe I found on rentacoder, site. Some of

them are by real people who have actually heard that I might be creating aproduct so you really can’t go wrong. Now you probably want to get started right away and if you are lucky enough towhizz over to me site now and get the fast movers advantage of being in the first24 million subscribers I’ll give you my personal money back guarantee. All youneed to do is sign up and I’ll give you your money back if within 5 minutes youdon’t like the program. Now guru fodder, you don’t mind me calling you that - it’s so much quicker thantyping Homer and Marge, one of your questions you asked The Anti Hype washow quickly do we sell out. I can’t tell you exactly but sometimes it’s within minutes of my server crashingbecause of the overload. Last launch I did, I had the whole of Europe trying toaccess the site at exactly the same time so there is no time to lose. As soon asyou hear the word the doors are open you have to act - no question about it -you don’t want to miss out do you?

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THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ADVICEI WILL EVER GIVE ONLINE - KEEP YOUR CREDIT CARD WITH YOU AT ALL, IREPEAT ALL TIMES.

Sometimes you’ll get an email from me and you’ll find yourselves entranced bythe hype and I don’t want you to miss out by having to find your card and thengetting cold feet or realising its not for you. That won’t do any of us any good. It’salso important to the world economy to keep the cash flowing. Particularly in thedirection of me. Now on to those great One Time Offers. Without a doubt you must get themimmediately. My whole lifestyle is built on a take up rate of 99.9% and I take it

personally if someone doesn’t buy. In fact, I always use an immediate follow upalong the lines: I know the extra $3 is probably to much for you poor people to spend right nowso what I’m going to do is offer you easy payment terms over the next 3 months.I usually get the few stragglers with that one - I think you two probably fall inthat category so let me know when you get to that stage. Now here’s the best bit. You said you’re only on page 1 of the product youbought. That’s really the thing to do. Whatever you do don’t just stick to oneplan. You’ll end up getting focused and not buying anything else. You’ll find outthat something works and you’ll stick with it rather than jumping at the nextgreat idea and spending more money. Think about the economy and myexpensive lifestyle.

WITHOUT DOUBT THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF ADVICE IGIVE TO ANY NEWBIE IS “NEVER FINISH READING ANY eBOOK orCOMPLETE ANY COURSE OR TASKS YOU ARE GIVEN.

I’d go as far as sayingit is sometime best not to even start. You don’t want to get demoralised do you.

If you don’t start no-one can take way your dream. It’s almost perfect.You buy the stuff, I spend your money. You don’t start the work and staydreaming of what will happen and your life of luxury. Then I provide youwith another answer and the cycle starts again. I call it Perpetual Motion- in fact I think that’s exactly what I’ll call my next product!

That leads me on to your next question - how long are we called Newbies. As longas there is Internet Marketing Perpetual Motion. The only pity is some people runout of money and fall out of the system. But hey, there’s always another to takeyour place. I’ll cover most of your other questions (apart from the big one about pyjamas)with this one answer: Never, ever set your self a budget. It will only lead to your intensedisappointment when you’ve hit your limit and I write to you about my latestlaunch. Don’t restrict yourselves - you know it makes sense. Now I’ve also found a solution to your download question (you know Homer’s “little problem”) Why don’t you both take a giant leap into the world of the Big