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fool &final 3

fool &final 3

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kya aap ko pata hai ki es duniya me ek dil sirf aapike liya dhadakta hai aur o dil
kiska hai? aapika aur kiska.

Dejendra Rai (10575)
2 Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega?
Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi
ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach
raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

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CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR
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ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband 7 layegi

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wo ek paheli thi, Shadi hui to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.

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12 Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum
todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."

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13 U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r
the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
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