XiaoXiao the Necromancer

You may have heard many horrifying

stories and watched many movies too. But,
this story about the dead is not the same…
This story is…Happy!!! Happy, happy,
happy!!!

As Xiaoxiao was strolling to school, his

mind was thinking, I wonder if Aizaz would
catch me in it today. Anyways I’ll try to win
the bet. I’m probably going to lose. Ah well!

When I arrived at school, sure enough, there

was Aizaz waiting for me to come on the
grass where I was venerable. He had a smile
on his face.
Sure enough, I was sent home with me being
it. I was one of the slowest running people.
Suddenly, I saw a man in a jacket. He turned
to me and said, “Fat one! Come here!” I
instantly obeyed. Though his face was
covered, I was not afraid. He took me to a
sewer and said, “Go in. I’ve been waiting.”
My thoughts raced…should I go with this
man or not, yes, no, yes, no, ah! I don’t
know, so I’ll just go! So I followed him
down the sewer. We fell and fell and fell
until we reached ground. It was dark like a
blanket surrounding us. Then lights flickered
on. The man walked to a table and said, “Sit
down fat one.” Next, he took out a potion
out of his pocket. “Drink this,” he
demanded. “Ok” I said. After I drank it, I
thought hmm, this tastes like blood… wait a
sec! This is blood! “Why the heck did you
make me drink blood?” I asked. “I don’t
know, cause I felt like it? Anyway, let’s get
down to business. I want you to turn into a
necromancer just like me. Ok?” “Ok”, I
agreed. But how?” I asked. “Just close your
eyes, and think you are one, and you are
one."” He said. So I thought really hard.
Suddenly the man said, “Ok, you are one.
The only thing you know is to summon the
dead. Others you have to learn on your
own!” “Ok” I agreed. And the mysterious
guy teleported me to my house. So you see
that’s how I became a necromancer. Now
the story begins! Muahahahahahaha!

As I set out into the lands I have never seen,

I walked into a town, where I saw a gang of
bullies that were beating up another child.
So I threw a five-dollar bill and they went to
grab it. They were fighting over it. When it
was over, they all fainted. I helped up the
poor person and asked him what his name
was. He said “My name is Tracy Li, and I
am the math nerd in my school.” “So, do
you want to go to a place to fight bad people
with me?” I asked. “Ok” said Tracy, the
nerd. So we set out into the lands and we
met another person that looked just like
Tracy. We found him fainted, so we took
him to our camp and a few hours later, he
woke up. “What is your name?” I asked.
“My name is Austin Li, and I suck at
sports.” Ok, that was too much for one day.
First, I met a nerd, and then I met a person
that’s not good with sports, what next? I
thought.

The next morning, we went on and into a

forest where we found a cave. So, I told
Tracy to go in. He went in and in and in
until he fell! So, we had to stay and fix his
bones. At midnight, two big goblins came
and they attacked us. First, Austin used his
head to bump into one goblin’s stomach.
The goblin tripped. Next, the other goblin
ran to us, and Tracy threw a rock at the
goblin’s foot, the goblin tripped, and fell on
a sharp stone and died. Next, I summoned a
skeleton, and the skeleton put his hand
through the first goblin, and the first goblin
died.

The next morning, we celebrated with three

peaches and three scrambled eggs. After we
finished, we went out of the forest with the
money of the goblins. Then suddenly Austin
found a dagger for Tracy and himself.

We went on for days and days, and we

finally found three people with their
protectors. One was with a knight, an orc,
and a tiger. The orc charged at Austin, and
Austin dodged aside and stabbed the orc in
the arm. The tiger charged at Xiaoxiao, and
the tiger bit off Xiaoxiao’s foot, then, he was
very mad, so he summoned a skeleton, and
took the skeleton’s foot. Then he ordered it
to attack the tiger. He took of five of his
fingers and threw them at the tiger. One hit
the tiger’s head, the others bounced off the
wall and hit the orc, in the head and killed it.
But the knight charged up a big fireball and
fired it at us. This is the part where Tracy
comes in use. He quickly read one of his
books, and his brain generated power, and
his mouth shot out the counter attack, water
that shot the fireball and the knight. Those
people were defeated. “You may have
defeated us today but you will not win
again”, said one of them, and they left, with
a note. It said: you may have defeated us,
but we will meet again, at the Town of Cool
People. Here’s a bag of gold for your good
sportsmanship. Suddenly, a bag of gold fell
on top of Austin’s head, and he fainted!
Soon, we arrived at the City of Koreans.
First, we went to a store to buy some
weapons for Austin and Tracy. Austin got
The Sword of Not Good at Sports People
Sword. Tracy got a book of counter spells
and spells level 1. As we were walking out,
we saw some Korean dudes playing soccer.
We went to talk to one of them and he said,
“My name is Andrew, I am better than
Austin and Tracy at defense and offence. So
I thought ok, we could use a person like
that! Now that we had Andrew on our team,
we went on to the White Plains. Suddenly,
we met four giant bees. First one of the bees
came for Austin, he slashed wildly, and
accidentally cut his stomach and the bee
stung him, now he has a big spot on his
stomach. Next, Andrew jumped and used his
scary shoes to kick one of the bees, and it
died. Then, Xiaoxiao revived a dead bee,
and the bees fought each other. While that
was happening, Tracy was reading his book,
and he lifted his head, and he shot a flame-
thrower at both bees, and they both died.

As we went through the plains, we met three

dudes standing there with their protectors.
One had a skeleton, one had a zombie, and
the last one had a dinosaur. The zombie
came running and tried to punch Andrew,
but Andrew slid, and tripped the zombie. It
fell on top of Tracy. The skeleton took off
its head and threw it at Xiaoxiao. Then,
Xiaoxiao summoned a skeleton to block it
for him. The skull tipped of my skeleton,
and knocked Tracy unconscious. Austin
threw the sword into the air and the sword
fell through the skull, the zombie, and
Tracy! The skeleton retrieved its skull, took
off its arm, and used it to whack off
Andrew’s hair, now Andrew looked bald.
He jumped up and used his scary shoes to
crack the skeleton’s head. Then, he took the
rest of the skeleton’s body and riped it apart,
and then he went insane, so we had to knock
him out. So, Tracy’s ribs was broken,
Andrew went insane, so all we had left is
Austin and me. Suddenly, the dinosaur came
charging at Austin, and Austin slid under the
dinosaur, and used his Sword of Not Good
at Sports People’s Sword to cut off to two of
the Dinosaur’s legs, but the bad part was
that the dinosaur fell on Austin! So, I
summoned a Skeleton and told it to rip off
ten toes, and five fingers to throw them at
the dinosaur. They all went through his butt
hole and went out of his head! The dinosaur
died. One of them said, “You may have
defeated us today, but you will not again!”
and they disappeared, but they left a note:
Dear fat one and his companions, we will
fight again in the City of Nerds, hometown
of Tracy’s. Here is a summoning spell for
Xiaoxiao and for your good sportsmanship.
Suddenly, a note fell from the sky. Xiaoxiao
caught it. It said: Summoning spell level 1:
one zombie. So that’s a spell earned by
Xaioxiao!

So, we went through the plains and into a

swamp, where Andrew and Austin woke up.
Then I took out Tracy’s broken rib, and
replaced it with the skeleton’s rib (The one I
summoned). And Andrew was not insane
anymore. It was late, so we set up camp.

Later that night, we went investigating the

swamp. Suddenly, Tracy fell into quick-
sand! Then Austin tried to save Tracy, but
he fell in quicksand too! So I summoned a
zombie to drink the quicksand and Austin,
and Tracy were free, all thanks to me! Then
Austin saw something below the quicksand
place, and he discovered a hole! So we went
investigating. When we went inside the
cave, and turned on our flashlight, Tracy
went, “Look! I read about this place in the
Book of Nerds! There is something called
the ten-ninety beads here! Come ten-ninety
beads, join the nerds and we shall rule the
world!” Suddenly, there was a bead
necklace, and it fell into Tracy’s hand!
Tracy was so excited, that he fainted! What
a nerd! I thought! Then Austin says, “Look
there’s something in the wall!” then he
pulled the thing out of the way, and it was a
sword that was not used for a long time! On
The sword it said: The Sword of Lightning.
Then in the corners, Andrew found spikes
for his scary shoes! Last of all, on the walls
were symbols that taught you how to
perform some spells and I learned: summon
1 dinosaur: level 1. Suddenly a dark shadow
appeared, and wanted to fight us for stealing
his things. First, Andrew tried kicking the
shadow, but he went right through the
shadow, and then the shadow used its mouth
to suck in Andrew! Then Austin takes his
Sword of Not Good at Sports People’s
Sword and tries to slash the shadow, but it
didn’t work! So the shadow swallowed
Austin! Lastly, I summoned a dinosaur, and
told it to charge at the shadow, but the
shadow, swallowed the dinosaur and me! So
it was up to Tracy. He thought it is up to me
now! So, he read his book and pointed, his
ten-ninety beads at the shadow, and the
shadow became his! He then released
Andrew and Xiaoxiao, but he kept Austin
inside. He made the shadow do jumping
jacks and summersaults, and Austin threw
up! Finally, Tracy got bored and released
Austin.

So on we went through the swamp, and

suddenly we came upon a river. There stood
three mermen. They said, “If you defeat us,
you may enter the cave within the river. If
you lose, we will decide what to do with
you.” So I thought hmm, we could fight
them, they aren’t that strong, and we have
gotten better. So I decided to fight them.
First, the first merman came charging with a
pitchfork. Andrew jumped behind the
merman, kicked it in the back, and the
merman fell. The second merman came
charging with a battle-ax at Austin. Then
Xiaoxiao summoned a dinosaur to protect
Austin. Then the dinosaur came charging at
the merman with the battle-ax. The merman
stuck his ax in the dinosaur’s head, and the
dinosaur died. These three are hard! None
of them died yet! Then suddenly, all three
mermen put their weapons together and
formed a big, big, big blue sword!!! They
slashed at us, and I thought we would die,
but Tracy formed a shied with his ten-ninety
beads and said, “Go! This shied can’t hold
forever!” “No! I won’t let you die!!” “You
have to!” yelled Austin, and took me and
Andrew and ran into the cave of the river.
“Ah!’ yelled Tracy. So we swam and swam
and swam and… swam and …swam…
and…swam… Until we finally reached the
surface of the cave! Tracy wasn’t here, and
we were separated! So we went inside the
cave, and the cave was filled with dead
skeletons and rotten flesh. We walked for
hours and hours until we finally found an
exit!!

When we went out of the cave, there

was a sign that said: The City of Cool people
are just a mile away. So we went on and on
until we saw a tribe of five coyotes. They
looked at us and, two of them charged at us.
First Austin jumped up and tried to slash at
the first coyote, but the coyote moved aside,
and Austin smashed his head, and it was
open and bleeding! Then Andrew chargedb
at one of them, I summoned a dinosaur to
help Andrew. When Andrew kicked the
coyote, his spikes made the coyote bleed and
blinded my dinosaur, and the dinosaur
crazily charged at Andrew because it
couldn’t see. They both fell unconscious.
Then one more of the four remaining
coyotes charged at me. Then I summoned a
bee, and the bee stung that thing on his
head! It was super funny, it seemed like it
hurt! Then I summoned a skeleton to finish
my bee’s job. Then the three remaining
coyotes combined into a three-headed
enormous coyote! It charged at me, and I
summoned a skeleton, and told it to take of
its head and throw it at the coyote. The head
fell on the ground, and the coyote tripped!
When it fell, the space between his necks
cracked open!! It was funny! I took some
blood from it, and poured it on Austin’s
cracked head, at the head closed together.

We went for another half an hour and we

arrived in the City of Cool People. Mean
while at Tracy’s place…

He was carried in handcuffs by

shadows to a big arena, with millions of
shadows watching him suffer. When they
locked Tracy in the chains, Tracy said,
“These people came to see me beg for
mercy, but I will not!” “Fool,” said one of
the shadows “You will beg for mercy, I
promise you. And those people will see you
begging for it!” Then, suddenly, electricity
came through the chains and into Tracy’s
body and his body went on fire!
“Ahhhhhhh!” yelled Tracy. Then, after they
had fun, they took off Tracy’s clothes and
the shadow took a big stick, with a fire mark
in front with many patterns on it and before
he pushed it on Tracy’s chest, he said, “
Tracy, you will now be given the mark of
shame!” Then, there were cheers! The
shadow pushed it onto Tracy’s chest, and
Tracy yelled, “Ahhhhhhhh!!!” Mean while
at Xiaoxiao’s place…

We arrived at the City of Cool People,

and the streets were filled with millions of
people! We wondered around and we found
a shop, and Austin, Andrew and I went
shopping. There, Austin bought a clarinet,
Andrew bought a soccer ball, and I bought a
gorilla-summoning spell. We walked for a
while, and then we saw some people playing
soccer! Then Andrew saw that they were his
friends! So we went to have some fun! I,
Tracy, and two of Andrew’s friends were on
a team. (This was a different Tracy. The
Tracy we know just happened to have the
same name). Austin, Andrew and two other
people were on a team. I played defense, and
one of Tracy’s friends played goalie. Tracy
and his friend played very hard. And I had
very good defensive skills and stoled
Andrew’s ball more than three times! And I
stoled Austin’s ball more than two times! At
half time, Austin’s team was winning by one
point. Then, Austin took me to buy a coke
because he had a cap the same as my coke
that said you won a one-liter coke! So I got a
coke, and Austin got a FREE 1 liter coke!!
After half time, Tracy’s team was tied with
Austin’s team. Four to Four. After that, I
blocked, some more, and Tracy and Austin
and Andrew made some more shots. What
was frustrating was that Andrew made shots
from far away, so we couldn’t block! At the
last moment, we were tied seven to seven,
and then nobody scored for a long time, and
then Tracy kicked it, Andrew blocked it, but
it rolled back in! So we won!! Then we
kicked the ball around for a while. Austin
made three shots in the game, and Tracy
made two shots in the game.

So we went on and on looking for the three

people. Then we heard strange voices that
came from down the street, near the bridge.
So we went there, and suddenly three people
appeared with their protectors, a tiger, an
orc, and a knight!

“You may have defeated us back then. But

we will not lose again!” said one of them.
Then, the tiger charged at Austin, Austin
tried to blow his clarinet, but it wouldn’t
work! After a few more quick tries, he
finally, remembered that he forgot to buy a
reed! Then the tiger bit off Austin’s feet, and
hands, and his head! But, Austin didn’t die,
and his head went spinning around the
whole place! Then, Andrew kicked the
soccer ball, and it hit the tiger on the head
and Austin’s head by accident! They both
fainted. Next, the orc charged at us, but it
tripped and fell on Andrew and they
tumbled down where the sidewalk ends. So,
it was up to me to defeat the knight! The
knight charged up a nuclear ball, and
launched it at me! I quickly summoned one
skeleton, one zombie, one dinosaur, and one
gorilla to protect me. After they died, I
summoned a gorilla and it pushed the knight
into his master, then I summoned a dinosaur
to keep them dead! When they were
defeated, a note came from the sky: we will
not give you anything! You have to defeat
twenty-five of us to fight our boss. You will
fight another one of us in the Town of nerds.
There is also a code for the sword of
lightling. Here is one of the letters: T. the
letters given to you are in order. Thanks
very much! I was so happy to show Austin!
So I went walking and I was daydreaming,
and I fell off where the sidewalk ends! I fell
into the black hole Andrew and Austin fell
in…

Soon, I woke up and I was in the

arena where Tracy was tortured, and I was
in chains with Austin and Andrew. (Austin’s
body was repaired.) Then, the chains sent
electricity through my body! I was fried and
I tasted very good, and the shadows jumped
up and wanted to eat me. But their leader
sent electricity through their bodies and they
were paralyzed. They just stood there
watching, and Austin and Andrew were
toasted. Next, the shadow took the big stick
with the mark of shame on it and put it on
my body, but my fat protected me so I was
not hurt, but Austin and Andrew were. Then
we were stuck in the same dungeon as
Tracy. We didn’t have our weapons, but
they could not take away my ability of
necromancy. So I summoned a dinosaur and
told it to charge at the door. When it did, the
door would not bust open. Then I tried
summoning a skeleton, and I used one of its
bones to unlock the lock. But that didn’t
work! Then Tracy said, “There’s no use in
trying. The door won’t open. I tried it a
million times already.” So we were stuck.
Suddenly Tracy had an idea! This night we
tried it… At midnight, Tracy yelled, “Help!
Help! My stomach hurts very much, please
come!” Then a shadow came, opened the
door at asked Tracy what was wrong, but the
shadow forgot to close the door! So me and
Andrew and Austin went out of the door.
Next the shadow looked at us and we were
out the door. Now was Tracy’s chance. He
stood up and ran out of the door and the
shadow was locked inside! It tried opening
the door, but it was built so good even a
shadow could not come out. Now all we
have to do is get our weapons back. Since
the shadows are sleeping, this will be easy. I
thought. So, we snuck up into the main room
of the shadows. There were shadows
everywhere and they were sleeping on the
floor so we had to be careful not to step on
any of them. There were our weapons on
that table over there! When we reached it,
Tracy stuck his hand in and tried to take it,
but the alarm went off! So, he quickly
grabbed them, gave them to Austin and
Andrew, and we fled. The shadows were on
us like hair on human! Then the main gate
was slowly closing, and we ran and slid
under it and we barely made it! Now we
were off on our adventure again!

We decided to go into the forest

where we were farther away from the
shadows, to set up camp. In the next
morning, we moved out of the forest and
into the rocky and mountainy place. We
walked for a while and then we saw four
buffaloes, and when they saw us they
wanted to fight us. First, Andrew kicked his
soccer ball into the first buffalo’s face, and it
got very mad, so it charged at Andrew. Its
horns stuck Andrew in his rib bones, and it
smashed Andrew into one of the mountains.
So I quickly summoned a dinosaur to feed
on the buffalo’s flesh. When it finished
eating, he died because the buffalo had some
kind of a disease, and the dinosaur squashed
Andrew! Then, another buffalo came
charging at Austin, he tried to run away, but
he tripped on a rock and the buffalo
trampled over him. Then the buffalo came
charging at Tracy, Tracy used his ten-ninety
beads to summon his shadow. The shadow
then ate the buffalo. Next, the third buffalo
came charging at Tracy, and before Tracy
knew it, the buffalo bit off Tracy’s feet, and
Tracy fell. Next, I summoned a gorilla. The
gorilla talked to the buffalo in animal
language, and convinced it that we were
good people so it left us alone. But the last
one wouldn’t listen, so it came charging at
me. Then, my gorilla grabbed it by its tail
and swung and swung and swung and
launched it into the mountains far away. So,
I quickly took out Andrew and Tracy’s
bones, and replaced it with a skeleton I
summoned. So we went on and on until we
saw three people with their protectors. An
assassin, a samurai, and a worrier. So first,
the assassin came up from behind me and
whacked me in the neck. Then Austin took
out his Sword of Not Good at Sports
People’s Sword, and slashed it at the
assassin’s arm. He cut it off, so the assassin
got mad and threw ninja stars at Austin’s
eyes and blinded him. So Tracy got mad and
summoned the shadow and the shadow ate
the assassin. Next, the samurai came
charging at Andrew, Andrew jumped up and
tried kicking the samurai’s head, but the
samurai raised his sword and the sword
stuck through his leg. But Andrew did not
give up. He raised his other leg and kicked
the samurai in the forehead. The samurai
died. Next the worrier came and punched
Tracy in the face, and his nose started
bleeding. Then I was sure we would lose,
but a fat person came flying out of nowhere
and squashed the worrier. His fat made the
worrier not able to breathe. So the worrier
died. So the three people left, and left a note:
we will fight again in the City of Skinny
People. Here’s a reed for Austin’s clarinet.
Here is also two letters for the sword of
lightling. H and E. The fat person got up and
said, “Hi! My name is Zack, and I wish to
travel with you all.” So I said ok. We just
got a person named Zack!

So on we went deeper into the mountains,

then we saw a cave and we decided to go
inside. When we went inside, we saw three
orcs and they wanted to fight us. The first
one charged at Andrew, and Andrew kicked
his soccer ball into the orc’s face and the orc
fell. Then, the next one came charging at
Austin, and Austin slashed at the orc, but the
orc ran aside and punched Austin in the
stomach and Austin’s kidneys gushed up
into his lungs, so his stomach was flat!
Tracy quickly read his book and produced a
tsunami and drowned one of the orcs. Then,
one of the orcs charged at Zack, he put his
finger in his mouth and blew, and his fat
became like a balloon, and the orc got farted
on, and it and fainted. Then, I summoned a
zombie and he ate the dead orc and he grew
stronger and he beat up the remaining orc.
So, we left the cave.

Soon we arrived in the City of Nerds, and

we went to Tracy’s house, but we didn’t see
his parents, so we went inside and we ate
something. Next, we went out and we saw
some people under masks in a cemetery, so
we went there, and saw that those three were
the people we fought! They had a skeleton, a
zombie and a dinosaur. The zombie ran
toward Austin, so Austin blew into his
clarinet, and the zombie yelled in pain
because of the horrible music. Then the
zombie went insane and ate Austin’s hands
so he couldn’t play any more. Then the
skeleton took off its arm and charged at
Zack, but Zack put his finger in his mouth
and blew and blew until he was very big!
Next, he farted which made him charge at
the skeleton and the skeleton got bashed into
the wall. Next, the dinosaur charged at
Tracy, Tracy formed a force field, but the
dinosaur broke through it and ate Tracy! So
it was up to Zack and me! I thought. So I
summoned a dinosaur and told it to charge at
the other dinosaur. They both clashed
together and they had a vicious fight! First,
my dinosaur rammed its head in the other
dinosaur’s stomach and the other dinosaur
fell. So my dinosaur took the advantage to
bite off the dinosaur’s head, but the other
dinosaur put its legs up, and my dinosaur
tripped! The other one got up and so did
mine. The other one charged at my dinosaur,
but my dinosaur dodged and kicked it in the
spine. The other dinosaur fell. My dinosaur
then jumped onto the other dinosaur to keep
it down, and bit off its neck. So, it was Zack
and I against the skeleton! The skeleton
took off its five fingers and ten toes and
threw it at Zack, but everything went into
slow motion and Zack twisted around and
dodged the fingers, but the bad thing was
that he twisted his hip and it broke! So I got
mad and summoned a gorilla and told it to
charge at the skeleton. The skeleton took off
its arm and charged at my gorilla! It dodged
and pushed it down and it kept on pounding
on it till it was crushed into powder. So we
won! Then a piece of paper came from the
air. It said: dear fat one and his companions,
here is one letter for Austin, T, weights for
Zack to lift, and something to sharpen
Andrew’s scary shoes. So long!

So, we headed out of the City of

Nerds and entered The Snowy Plains. It had
snow in it too! Then we saw five snowy
bears, they were hungry! The first one
charged at Austin, Austin jumped up and
sliced the bear in the shoulder. The bear
went insane and started to pull out his fur. It
looked ugly! When Austin turned around
and saw it, he fainted, and the bear fainted
too! Then, the second bear charged at Tracy,
Tracy summoned his shadow and the
shadow ate it, but, since the bear was cold,
the shadow got a brain freeze, so Tracy had
to not fight and make hot cocoa for the
shadow. Then the third bear charged at
Andrew, Andrew kicked his soccer ball, but
he missed the kick and fell down, and the
bear started eating him! Then Zack said,
“Hey! Why don’t you pick one someone
with more meat?” So, it charged at Zack,
Zack threw one of his weights at the bear’s
head, the bear fainted and fell on Zack, and
Zack couldn’t get up! Then Andrew got up,
he started sharpening his scary shoes and the
fourth bear charged at him, right when the
bear was about to punch Andrew, Andrew’s
sharpening had a spark come out, and it
burned the bear up. The last bear charged at
me, I summoned a gorilla, and then
suddenly they looked at each other and
hugged! They were friends from before! So
later that night we stayed at the bear’s
house, and we had dinner. Then early that
morning, the bear gave us some presents. A
pack of dried fish, a bucket of shrimp, and a
bucket of crabs to last the journey in the
snow.

So we left to explore some more! Soon we

came upon a cave with three openings. So
we decided to go together into one tunnel.
Right when we were about to go in, a voice
said: only one can enter one tunnel of the
Cave of Nightmares, if you go in the same
time, you will die. So we decided that a few
people go in and a few stay on guard. So we
decided that Tracy, Xiaoxiao, and Andrew
go in, and Austin and Zack stay on guard.
We took some food, and left the rest with
Zack and Austin. So, the cave was dark and
hard to see. I took the middle tunnel, Tracy
took the left, and Andrew took the right. As
we walked, I heard laughing noises. “Who’s
there?” I yelled. Suddenly the laughing
stopped, and arrows came flying from the
walls! I quickly summoned a zombie on the
left, a gorilla on the right, and a dinosaur to
cover over my head. I took an arrow and put
it in my pocket to show Tracy later. I walked
for a while and then suddenly Andrew
yelled, “Ahhhh!” Then I felt the ground
rumble, then I heard a noise. Suddenly a
bolder came charging straight at me! I ran
for my life! When I became too tired and
angry, I summoned a gorilla and told him to
charge at the bolder, WHAM! The bolder
blew up! It was a balloon with a loud
speaker in it! Suddenly a note came to me:
If you want your friends back, then meet us
in the deepest and darkest part of the Snowy
Plains. Mean while in Zack’s place…

Austin and Zack where having fun,

talking and eating a picnic. Suddenly Austin
stopped talking and so did Zack. They
thought they had heard something, but they
decided that it was nothing, and they went
back to talking. Suddenly, two assassins
came up from behind and struck Austin and
Zack in the neck, and they were out cold.
Mean while in Xiaoxiao’s place…

Soon, I saw some light at the end of

the tunnel and I raced toward it! When I was
almost out, a huge monster came and
blocked the exit, but Tracy was there too,
but Andrew was nowhere to be seen. Then
the monster said: You may not exit this cave
without defeating me first! So we started
fighting! First Tracy formed a fire vortex
and trapped the monster in it, but it broke
free, and punched Tracy, but he formed a
force field with his ten-ninety beads. Then I
summoned a dinosaur and told it to charge at
the monster. That didn’t work ether! Then, I
had an idea! I ran back into the cave and the
monster followed me! While it was running,
it tripped, and when it fell, Tracy froze it to
the ground, so we were safe, and we went
out of the cave. So I showed Tracy the note
and, Tracy decided that we take off
tomorrow morning and have a good dinner
right now. Then I showed Tracy the arrow I
took from the cave. Tracy examined the
arrow for a while and then, he paused at a
spot. Suddenly, he rose up and said,
“Xiaoxiao, do not lose this at all cost! This
is a key, but I don’t know what it’s for. But,
there is some writing that tells us, but I don’t
know what it means.” So I just put it into my
pocket. So we set out the next morning to
find our fallen comrades. Soon, we arrived
in the deepest and darkest part of the Snowy
Plains. There, on the ground laid a note:
There is a maze up ahead, if you pass it, you
find your friends. But, there are surprises in
there too! So be careful. I look forward to
seeing you! So we walked some more and a
maze appeared! So, Tracy and I raced into
the maze and we were off to rescue our
friends. When we entered, two wolves
appeared in front us! Then, a voice came out
of nowhere: you have to prove that you are
worthy, here’s a test. Then suddenly the two
wolves fused together and formed five-
headed dragon. Then, I summoned a
dinosaur and they clashed together, they
were sumo reselling! The dragon lifted my
dinosaur up in the air and my dinosaur was
scared of heights, so he got scared and he
peed on the dragon. The dragon was allergic
to pee. When it hit his face, he was blinded,
so he dropped my dinosaur. Then, my
dinosaur head butted the dragon and he
grabbed the dragon and threw it on the
ground, and we won! Then, we walked some
more, and the arrows flew at us! Then
everything went into slow motion, and we
started dodging the arrows, but suddenly we
heard a crakkkkkkk! And Tracy’s back
cracked, and he couldn’t move, so he got
shot fifty times on his legs, and fifty times
on his arms. I helped him up and pulled out
the arrows. He seemed okay. Then we
walked some more, and we saw our friends,
so we ran towards them, but three knights
appeared in front of us! They all charged up
super duper large nuclear shots and fired
them at us! Tracy tried to form a force field,
but the shot penetrated it and blew Tracy
into ashes. Then, it blew off my legs and
arms and my body except my head. Then, I
summoned a skeleton, and told it to take off
its head and put on mine. Then, the knights
charged at me, I jumped up and kicked two
of them in the face “In your face!” I yelled.
(It was funny because I kicked him in the
face, and in your face is an expression).
Then the third one charged up a nuclear
shot, but one of the other knights fell on the
nuclear shot, and died. When I landed, the
remaining knights charged at me. I jumped,
they fell on each other and their horses ran
away! Suddenly they said, “Well done fat
one, you may enter.” And they vanished. So
Tracy got revived by himself because right
before he died, he put a regenerating spell
on himself, and now he got regenerated. So
we went and untied our friends, and we
moved on. After we were out of the maze,
we entered a dark room, and then suddenly,
a voice said: I see that you made it this far,
but now you shall die! Then, three assassins
appeared, although I couldn’t see them, I
knew that they were in front of me. The first
assassin threw three ninja stars at Austin’s
veins, and the veins got clogged up, so he
couldn’t play clarinet anymore. Then, the
assassins split up ad ran into the shadows
where we couldn’t see them, then Andrew
heard a noise and kicked at that direction,
and it hit a assassin in the head, the assassin
fell on a candle, and got burned to death.
Since, Zack had trouble seeing them, he
blew into his finger, when he was very, very
big, he farted and burped at the same time,
and when the assassins smelled it, they
fainted. So when we searched their clothes,
we found some assassin clothes, assassin
books, two small knifes and an unlimited
amount of ninja stars.

When we were out of that place, we arrived

in the City of Skinny People. Then, we saw
three people and their protectors near a lake.
When they saw us they wanted to fight.
Austin started playing his clarinet, and when
the assassin heard it, he threw ten ninja stars
at Austin’s clarinet, so Austin got mad and
started throwing ninja stars in all directions.
Fifteen stuck Andrew in the legs, ten struck
Zack in the arms, twelve struck Xiaoxiao on
the head, and everyone went insane but
Tracy. Then Tracy got very mad and he
started floating above the water, and the
assassin started shooting and the samurai
launched attacks on Tracy and the worrier
punched lightling punches at Tracy. When it
all blew up, Tracy wasn’t hurt! Then Tracy
said, “You have tortured my friends long
enough, now, you shall die!” And he formed
a water tornado around himself, and Tracy
launched it at the assassin, the warrior, and
the samurai, and they all died. Then, a note
came from the sky: here is three letters for
Austin, because of Tracy’s nice work. The
letters are A, O, and F. So Austin had these
letters: THETAOF. Wonder what that is? It
was still not time to leave yet, so I went to a
person in a shop, and asked him what the
key I found was. He looked at it for a second
and said, “This is the key to activating the
gate between the real world and the
underworld. That way, anyone can pass into
two different worlds. The key is called: The
Deadly Icon.

So, we thanked him and we went out of the

City of Skinny People and entered the
Swamp of Horrors. When we entered, it was
dark and silent in there, not a sound. Then
suddenly out of nowhere, two werewolves
jumped in front of us. First, Austin
transformed into an assassin, and started
throwing ninja stars at the werewolves. The
werewolf burned up because they were
afraid of silver. Then, the other one saw
what happened to his teammate, so he tried
to run away, but he slipped on the mud and
fell headfirst into the quicksand. So we
moved on. Then we saw five vampires
standing there. Then, one of them said, “If
you defeat us, you may take our treasure, but
if you fail, we get your blood.” So we
agreed to fight them. First, Austin threw ten
ninja stars at the first vampire, but the
vampire summoned two bats and the bats ate
the ninja stars, and started pecking on
Austin. Then, Zack blew into his thumb and
started rolling toward the remaining
vampires. The vampires jumped aside and
started a sonic boom, which drove Zack
insane, and then Zack started charging at us!
Then, we all jumped aside, Tracy threw a
rock at Zack’s head, and he fainted. Then,
Andrew kicked his soccer ball at the
vampires, then, the vampires made a sonic
boom, which made the ball explode in front
of the first vampire’s face, and it went blind.
Then, Andrew got mad so he started biting,
punching and kicking the vampire until the
vampire turned into nothing (Because
Andrew ate it when he started biting it.)
Then I summoned a zombie and told it to
hug the vampire. When my zombie was
close enough to the vampire, he started to
drain its blood. But the zombie didn’t have
any blood, so my zombie hugged the
vampire, until the vampire ran out of breath.
Then, one of the vampires caused a sonic
boom, and destroyed my zombie. Austin
recovered, but he was bloody all over, so he
got the bats together and bashed them into
each other, and then, they fainted. So, it was
up to me, not Andrew because he ate one
and became sick, Tracy, and Austin. Then
Tracy made a vortex of fire, but the
vampires flew up and summoned ten bats to
peck Tracy and Tracy bleeded more. Then, I
summoned a dinosaur and told it to charge at
the vampires, but the vampires landed on my
dinosaur and drained the blood out of it.
Then, Austin got mad and took out his
clarinet and said, “This ends now!” Then he
blew into his clarinet as hard as he could,
and the three vampires made sonic booms
together, the voices clashed together, and the
booms were winning! I thought it was the
end, but Austin yelled, “AHHHHH!” And
he blew into his clarinet and his bad music
turned me insane, and his clarinet power
turned the vampires into stones, and the
stones broke to pieces. So, the treasures of
the vampires were ours! When we looked
into the box, there were two summoning
spells for Xiaoxiao: a polar bear
summoning spell and a werewolf-
summoning spell. For Tracy, there was
nothing. For Austin, there was the assassin
spell book number two, and three letters for
the Sword of lightling, A, M, and I. Andrew
trades in his soccer ball, and his scary
shoes for a laptop. Then, Zack traded in his
weights for an invisible cloak. So, we moved
on and on until we saw an old man near the
exit of the Swamp of Horrors. He said, “You
carry what I desire! The Deadly Icon is what
I have been looking for all my life! So hand
it over!” “No!” I yelled. “Then you must
face me!” said the old man. Then, we agreed
to fight him. First, Austin transformed into
an assassin, and threw fifteen ninja stars at
the old man, but he just vanished, and
appeared behind Austin, and he knocked
Austin out. “You are trying to over power
me, that’s exactly how you shouldn’t fight.
You should use your mind, and not your
strength to fight me.” But, we didn’t listen.
Then, Tracy started shooting fireballs at the
old man, and the old man moved so fast that
we started seeing five of them. Then, Tracy
got annoyed and set a ring of fire, and
blasted it out, then every old man died. “So
much for that old man” said Tracy, but then,
suddenly from behind Tracy, the old man
appeared and knocked Tracy out. Then, I
summoned a skeleton and told it to give its
fingers and toes to me to shoot. I shot
everywhere, but I didn’t hit. Then he came
from behind and knocked me out too. Then
Zack put himself in the cloak and jumped up
and tried to squash the old man, but then
suddenly the old man jumped aside, pulled
off the cloak and karate chopped Zack in the
spine, and Zack was out cold too. Then,
Andrew transformed his laptop into a pistol
and started shooting in the old mans
position, but none of them hit. Then the old
man started punching Andrew everywhere.
Then Andrew’s pistol said, “Master
Andrew, maybe you should take his advice.”
“Maybe we should.” said Andrew. “Focus,
focus, and… got him!!” Andrew’s foot was
in the old man’s face. Then the five old
mans vanished, and the old man said, “You
lost, but you learned. Good job. Now hand
over the Deadly Icon.” Then he went to my
fainted body, and took the icon from my
pocket, and Andrew couldn’t get up,
because he was too tired, and the old man
vanished…

When we woke up, everyone was

okay, but the old man was nowhere in sight.
So, we went out of the swamp of Horrors
and entered the City of Stupid People. Then,
we asked a person if he saw an old man
walk by and he said, “He went out of this
town, then I don’t know where he went, but
I do know this. He doesn’t like high areas,
his favorite color is white, and he likes
animals, nature and peace. Also, he likes
quietness.” So we thanked him and we went
to buy some things at a store. I got a power
up, so I can summon two of the same
monsters at the same time. Austin got the
copy spell that allows him to double himself
or anyone else. Tracy got nothing and Zack
got nothing. Lastly, Andrew traded in his
laptop for a bow and infinity arrows. So we
went out of the City of Stupid People and
entered the Dry Desert. So we walked for a
while and we saw three people with their
protectors. A vampire, a werewolf and a
monkey. First, the werewolf charged at
Austin, Austin transformed into an assassin
and started shooting ninja stars at the
werewolf’s feet. The werewolf got tripped
and fell into the sand. But, when he fell, the
monkey jumped from the back of the
werewolf and started scratching Austin’s
face. “No! My pretty face! The monkey is
scratching my pretty face!” said Austin.
Then, Andrew tried to aim at the monkey
with his bow, but when he shot, the monkey
jumped up and the arrow went into Austin’s
head! Then, Andrew started crying. “What
have I done!? Why you little monkey!
You’re going to pay!” Then he charged at
the monkey, the monkey started running,
and then Andrew tripped and squashed the
monkey. Then, the werewolf got up and
started charging at Andrew while he was
cursing at the monkey. Then, the werewolf
started beating up Andrew and he gave him
a black eye. Then, Zack went into his cloak
and he went near the werewolf and he
farted, and when the werewolf smelled it, it
fainted. Then the vampire summoned an
army of twenty bats and they started pecking
us. “Muahahahaha!” yelled the vampire, and
then, he started coffing and he lost his voice!
Then everyone got angry and started eating
the bats! After I swallowed my first bat, it
was delicious! And everyone else thought so
too! Then, the remaining bats got scared and
ran away. When the vampire saw this, he
started running away too, then Tracy
summoned his shadow and the shadow ate
the vampire, and boy! He thought it was
better than fried chicken, fried shrimp and
even steak! When we were licking our
fingers, a note came from the sky. It said:
dear fat one and his companions. Here is
two letters for Austin’s sword. L and Y. We
will fight in the City of Smart People. Now
listen. Before we fight, meet us at midnight
in the exit of the desert. Good luck. So we
agreed to go. Now Austin has
THETAOFAMILY. Wonder what that could
be?

So at midnight we went to the exit of the

desert, and the vampire, the werewolf and
the monkey were there. (Everyone on the
field was healed). I said, “So, we meet again
huh!” The vampire said, “We’ve got the old
man captured! So you have to defeat us first
to rescue him!” “Why would we want him”,
asked Zack, and he said, “Cause he’s the
only one who knows where the Deadly Icon
is, and he currently has the key”. So I
decided we would fight them. First, the
werewolf charged at Andrew and Andrew
tried to shoot the werewolf, but the
werewolf got there first and tripped him, so
the arrow shot up, and when they got up, the
arrow came down and hit Andrew in the
head! Next, the Tracy used his ten-ninety
beads and formed a fireball in his palm, and
he charged at the werewolf, yelling, “You’ll
pay for that!” but then the monkey jumped
up and peed on Tracy’s face, and Tracy
started shouting, “AHH! I’m blind”, and the
monkey started laughing, and Tracy went
insane, and accidentally shot out the ball of
fire in his hand and hit the monkey in the
heart, and it started spinning around, and it
hit the vampire in the heart. Then the ball
went through their hearts, and they got white
skullish-masks, and they turned into insane
big creatures! So I thought now it’s just me,
Zack, Austin, Tracy (who was insane and
running around in circles, until he finally hit
a wall and fainted), and two crazy white
masked freaks. Next, those two crazy
masked guys charged and Zack, and Austin,
and they were hugging in a corner, looking
all scared and sucking their thumbs, so I
summoned two dinosaurs, and the masked
dudes tried to suck out the dinosaur’s soul,
but then my dinosaurs broke their masks
with their teeth, and the huge masked
monsters started crying like they lost their
dignity or something, and they when they
looked at each other, they fainted and died,
and they squashed the werewolf because it
fell asleep and didn’t realize what happened.
That was easy, I thought. So we went into
the cave and we found a dungeon where the
old man was found and we rescued him, and
he suddenly sticks the key to the Deadly
Icon into me!!!! And he started laughing,
“Hahahahahahahahahaha”, and he kept
laughing until he fell on the floor and had a
heart attack, and started crying, so I got
really mad, and summoned a skeleton, and I
took its arm and stuck it into the old man,
and he died.

After we rested a while and ate some

food, (Zack gobbled most of it…) Zack said,
“Hey! You know how I fell from the sky?
Well, I fell from Soul Society because I kept
on eating their food and farting, so they
threw me out, and I fell, and I helped you
guys. We could go there.” I thought hmm,
that sounds interesting, ok. So I decided we
would go there.
So, Zack teleported us to this Soul Society
place, and we walked for a while until we
say a big, big, big white wall, and this really,
really cool looking guy with a scarf walked
out without a smile (which was kind of
depressing…) He said, “Who are you brats,
and why are you in Soul Society?” in a very
cold voice, and Tracy said, “Hey! I don’t
like the way you’re talking to us!” Then the
guy with the scarf said, “I’m 6th squad
captain, Kuchiki Byakuya. You want to fight
me???” Then Tracy said, “Yeah! Bring it
on!” and then captain Kuchiki held up his
sword in front of him, and said, “Scatter
Senbonzakura” in a really cool way, and
these pretty flower peddles started floating
into a pile, and Tracy was like, “WOW!
Come on lets jump in it!” So we all jumped
into the pretty pile of flower petals, and
Zack was like, “Wait! I was his former vice
captain, I know what it does!” But no one
listened to him, so we all jumped in except
Zack, and we all got cut really bad! So we
went to this old place and we stayed there
for a while to heal. I thought hmmm. We
didn’t even touch him and we lost, this guy
is really hard!

A week later, we went to the big wall,

and there was this big, big, big gorilla with
two axes and a weird hat, and it said, “You
have to get through me before you can go
inside! So I agreed. First, I summoned two
werewolves, and they tried to jump on the
gorilla, but it just cut them in half with its
axes. Then Tracy used summoned his
shadow, and the shadow ate the gorilla! But
then the axe accidentally poked a hole
through the shadow, and the gorilla fell out.
Then Tracy got mad and went insane and
shot fireballs every where, and the gorilla
got caught on fire and went insane, and
started running around burning up, and it
accidentally stepped on Tracy, and he fell on
the wall and died. So we climbed up the
gorilla, and into the Gate of Pure Souls, and
when we landed, we saw this smiling guy
walking towards us. He said, “3rd squad
captain… Ichimaru Gin.” He’s a nice guy
cause he’s smiling I thought. But he wasn’t
a good guy because he took out his sword
and went, “Pierce them down, Shinso!” and
his sword stretched out really, really long, so
I summoned a dinosaur, and the sword went
into the dinosaur, and it got stuck! So 3rd
squad captain tried to pull it out, but it didn’t
come out, and he started getting worried and
shouted, “Byakuya! Help! Where are you!”
and then he finally pulled his sword out, and
ran away crying! I thought what a baby! So
we just kept moving without any trouble,
until we met this dude with spiky hair with
bells, and he said, “11th squad captain,
Zaraki Kenpachi, I’m really strong”, and
started laughing so hard he started crying”
Then I got bored so I summoned a skeleton,
took one of its bones, and stuck it into Mr.
‘oh so strong’ and he fell down crying, so
we went on. Soon, we reached this big
place, and we saw the 1st squad captain, who
was an old fella, and he said, “I’m the
commander-captain, but my friends call me
Yama-jii.” So he got mad at us for coming
and he put me into the execution grounds
and wanted to execute me, but then Mr. 5th
squad captain came along and slapped every
captain, and all the captains fainted, and he
had a green hand, and reached in me and
took out the key to the Deadly Icon, and he
was like, “Muahahahahahahaha! Now I can
go to the heavens with the hollows! (The big
white masked guys). Then he started
floating into the big crack in the sky with the
huge, huge hollows called menos, and they
ate him, Turned he misunderstood the key,
and took the wrong one, and the menos
didn’t realize it was him, so they ate him.
The real one was with in some former Death
God called Rukia in the mortal world, so we
saved Soul Society!!!!

The next day, they sent us down to the

real world with some parting gifts. Austin
got his very own sword with the same ability
as 6th squad captain, and two scrolls for
Kage-bushin, and a scroll for henge, (which
allows him to look like anyone he wants to).
Zack got the ‘meat tank’ jutsu, which allows
him to turn really fat, and roll really fast.
For Tracy, he got a sword too, but it has the
same abilities that 12th squad captain has,
which was turning into a three edged sword
with a baby head, that shoots out poison,
and for bankai, he gets a huge caterpillar
with a baby’s head, that has really, really
big and long spikes that shoots out even
more poison. I got a vampire, and a
monkey-summoning spell. And lastly,
Andrew got a super duper soccer ball, that
burns up when kicked, and it will never
break. So with that, we headed down and
into this place called Konoha, and we saw
three big snakes crawling in. Then Austin
used his henge no jutsu and turned into
Orachimaru, and he told the snakes to go eat
Orachimaru, and the real Orachimaru was
like, “Don’t listen to him! I’m the real
Orachimaru, and then Austin said, “No! I’m
the real one, and then the snake went insane,
and ate kidoumaru, and then the other three
of the Sound Five went insane, and they ate
Orachimaru, and they got a stomachache
and they died. Next, the third hokage started
laughing, and then he accidentally slid of the
roof, and died, so they picked a fifth hokage,
and… blah…blah…blah……… life goes
on.

So we soon entered the River of the

Long Forgotten People. Then suddenly, two
people with black clothes with red clouds,
came out of the river, one who looks like a
shark, and another guy who has cloth
wrapped on his face with a big long sword
with a hole at the in the middle. “We are the
bad ninja who will steal the Deadly Icon
from you, I am Kisame of the Seven Shinobi
Swordsmen, and this is Zabuza, also one of
the Seven Shinobi Swordsmen.” “Over our
dead bodies!!!” I said. “Hey don’t drag us
into this!” yelled Tracy, but that didn’t
matter, so the shark guy took out his big
sword with these spikes that shaves things,
and he charged at us full speed and Zack
changed into a meat tank, and he rolled
Kisame into the ground, and he got stuck,
but Zack got shaved by the sword and went
insane, so he started rolling around, and off
a cliff, and fainted, and so did Kisame. Next,
Austin used his henge no jutsu, and turned
into Haku, Zabuza’s best friend, and then
they started hugging, and Austin silently
tried to stab Zabuza in the back, but Zabuza
sensed it and used his big sword and cut
Austin in half, but it went through too fast,
and cut through himself too! So we beat
them and we went under lake, and left
Austin on land with Zabuza. Though that
wasn’t such a good idea, cause Zabuza bit of
Austin’s nose, so he couldn’t breathe and he
fainted. So we swam and swam, and until
we fainted because we ran out of air.

When we finally woke up, we found

ourselves dizzy, and inside a whale. Then
suddenly, an old man with a ripped shirt
came towards us and said, “I’m Pinocchio’s
father,” and suddenly a puppet jumped out
of the old man’s back and said, “I’m
Pinocchio! My father and I were eaten by a
giant whale,” but before I could realize it,
Pinocchio built a big fire and started to roast
Zack! “If I eat a fat real boy, I can definitely
become one! Oh yeah,” said the little,
stupid, evil little puppet. Then it got too
eager, and got too close to the fire, and
caught on fire, and he died. His old man got
so sad, that he “lost the will to live”. That
was like so geeky man, I thought. But the
smoke made the whale sneeze, and it was
like AHHHH…AH…CHOOOOO!!!!! So
we ended up covered in mucus, but soon we
were captured… again…*sob* *sob*. When
we woke up, we were in this big royal hall
with 5 people wearing weird cloud shirts,
ewwww… “We are Akatuski, and you have
trespassed on the sacred city of Atlantis!
Therefore you will be executed,” said the
one they call Itachi. Then I noticed that
Kisame was there too! Oh no! There’s no
choice then, I thought. I looked at Austin,
and we nodded our heads, then quickly and
swiftly, Austin and I jumped up in the air
and kicked the guy who uses clay to fight,
and Kisame. They fell to the ground and
while the Austin fought them, I took a
skeleton’s arm and cut off the bonds on
Zack, Andrew, Tracy, and my hands. But
right at that moment, Akatuski beat Austin.
That’s impossible! I used my Shikai and
Bankai, and I still can’t beat them, raced
Austin’s mind. “So that’s it huh? That’s the
best you can do, Austin?” said Sasori. “Then
DIE!!!” shouted Kisame, and swung his
giant sword right down on Austin, but
suddenly, Xiaoxiao jumps in and blocks
Kisame’s sword with two bone kunai in his
hand. “Go! Get out of here!” I yelled to the
others. “Take Austin and go!!” Tracy
hesitated for a moment and then nodded, and
took Austin and jumped into the ocean. I
was already forced to my knees, and with
the last of my strength, I pushed Kisame
away, and jumped back. “Get them,” Sasori
said calmly, and the bomb guy, Zetsu (the
guys with half of a white face, and half
black), and Kisame went after my
companions. “No way you all are going,”
and I threw both of the kunai at them, but
Sasori shot some kunai at the bones before
they could reach their target. “This fight is
between us,” said Itachi, the one who left
behind… As Tracy and the others were still
swimming, the three swam ahead of the
others, and blocked their way. Without
another thought, Tracy figured that it was
fighting time. He then took out the ten-
eighty beads, and formed a barrier. “I can
only hold this barrier for a while to keep the
water out!” he shouted to the others. Kisame
and the bomb guy prepared themselves,
while Zetsu stood outside the barrier
watching the fight carefully. “You guys
prepared to die!” mocked Kisame, and the
fight began!

“Ahhhh!!” I shrieked, as I kneeled on the

floor eyes wide, frightened by the
Mangekyou Sharingan. I can’t beat him!
He’s on a totally different level as me!” I
stood up slowly, and summoned 5 skeletons,
and separated their joints and shot all the
bones at Itachi, and BOOM! Dust flew
everywhere around Itachi. Yes! I got him
this time! I was dizzy and tired, and I was
trying to catch my breath. Suddenly, the dust
cleared out, and Itachi was there untouched
with one hand stretched out with all the
bones stopped. Then he shut his eyes and
shot all the bones back at me! Before I could
move, 6 bones struck me. One in my chest,
another two in my stomach, one in my left
leg, and two in my right arm, and the rest
ended up behind me in the wall. I collapsed
onto the floor…

As Austin shot the flower petals at the

enemy (the bomb guy), his enemy fell, and
unable to continue anymore, with bloody
cuts all other his body. Tracy was also
having trouble keeping the barrier, he was
almost out of strength and he was sweating.
Zack and Andrew were both defeated, and
Austin was still fighting Kisame, who was
tired, and using his sword as a cane to get up
with his right arm cut off by Austin a while
ago. Austin could no longer form Bankai,
and had trouble maintaining Shikai. “Go
ahead and kill me…” said Kisame “I’m all
out of chakra,” he grinned evilly, “But if you
let me go today, I will come back one day to
kill you.” Austin raised his sword and came
down on Kisame, but before he killed him,
he hesitated, and seeing his chance, Zetsu
teleported into the barrier, and took Kisame,
and the other half-dead Akatuski member,
and teleported into the city of Atlantis
leaving the others in the water with the
barrier gone. Tracy, Zack, and Andrew
fainted, and Austin took them and hid in a
secret place inside of the city of Atlantis…

Itachi grabbed my shirt, and pulled me

up. “You are not even worth my time,” said
Itachi “So I’ll kill you, ending you’re
pathetic life!” Then he punched me in the
stomach, then kicked me up, and kicked me
into the wall as I felt 2 of my rib bones
shatter. It hurt real badly, but I just didn’t
have enough strength left to even talk. Itachi
then walked slowly towards me, and
punches me in the jaw, and knees me in the
stomach and punches me to the floor. I feel
some of my bones break, and I couldn’t
breathe. He walks other and breaks my
arms. He bends down and turns me, so I’m
facing him. Suddenly, he stands up and
walks away. After he got a few feet away
from me, he stops, turns his head around,
and says, “I was wrong. You’re not even
worth killing… Take him away,” and two
ninjas show up, and carried me to a cell, and
along the way, I fell unconscious…

When Tracy woke up, he found himself

and everyone else (excluding Xiaoxiao)
already sitting against a wall of a dark small
room for storing supplies, all bandaged up.
“We have to go save Xiaoxiao and get out of
here!” protested Zack. “We can’t go right
now! The defenses here are way to high, and
we might get caught, and plus, we are
injured badly, and we can’t wonder around,
or we might get killed!” argued Austin.
“Enough!” yelled Tracy “First of all, right
now, we need to rest until our wounds heal.
Xiaoxiao will be fine. He can take care of
himself; I can still feel his aura. Second of
all, if we hastily run into the opening, we’ll
get caught, and with our injuries, we can’t
fight back, and we’ll get killed, and along
with us, Xiaoxiao, which doesn’t do him any
good. Third of all, if we don’t hurry up, their
gonna try to get some information out of
Xiaoxiao, and knowing him, he won’t tell,
and eventually, Akatuski will have no use
for him, and kill him, long before we have a
chance to get to him. And last of, they’ll
probably find us eventually, and kill us, and
even if we save Xiaoxiao, with our wounds
before they kill him, we can’t get out of this
stinkin place before they see or catch us, and
again, we can’t fight them. So…STOP
ARGUING BECAUSE WE NEED A
PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” After
that, there was silence until Tracy calmly
explained again, “The only choice left is to
save Xiaoxiao at a time where the security is
less, and then we need to ambush them, and
escape quickly.” “How’re we gonna be able
to do all that with our injuries, and only 4 of
us?” “Not 4 but 5. I trust that Xiaoxiao will
know what to do when the time comes for
him.” Tracy smiled as he explained. “Know,
here’s what we’re going to do.” With that,
everyone huddled together, listening to
Tracy’s plan…

When I woke up, I found myself

bandaged and in chains. I was in a cold
dungeon behind bars. Although I was
healed, my bones were still broken, so I
summoned a skeleton and switched his
bones with my broken ones. Suddenly, the
door that led to the dungeon opened, and
Itachi and two ninjas came in and then
slowly locked the door. He then opened the
cell I was in and sat down across from me
while the two ninjas stood watch outside the
door. “What do you want?” I said to Itachi.
“I want the key to the Demon Gate,” said
Itachi, “I want to obtain ultimate power, so I
can lead Akatuski, and you are the person
who has it. The old man was a spy, and he
told me that you had the key, but he died
before he could bring me any more
information since he was captured.” “I don’t
know what you’re talking about.” I said.
Then he punched me in the stomach, “I
know you have it, the Deadly Icon.” My
eyes widened as I suddenly realized what he
meant. So this is the place that the icon was
suppose to opened! I can’t give it to him! I
was still thinking, but I knew that I couldn’t
give it to him no matter what, and plus the
icon was already put inside me. “So! Where
is it, you brat?” Itachi asked impatiently, and
he punched me in my lungs, and I could feel
air gushing out. I then took my time to catch
my breath and told him, “I know what
you’re talking about, but I can’t give it to
you because of two reasons. One, if I give it
to you, you’ll destroy Akatuski along with
us. Second of all, I can’t even take it out
because that spy of yours stuck it inside me
with some kind of jutsu.” Itachi suddenly
became very angry, and looked me in the
eye with the sharingan and then said,
“You’re going to give that key right-”
“Hello…Itachi” Then Itachi spun around
and saw Kisame walk out of the shadows.
“When did you-”? “That’s not important
right now. Yeah, I know what you were just
talking about, and I want to go through the
Demon Gate as well, or…you can explain
this to Sasori. Itachi thought about it for a
moment, if I let him come with me, he will
get enough power to overthrow me and will
be a problem. On the other hand, if I don’t
let him, he’s going to tell Sasori. There’s
only one choice left…Suddenly, in an
instant, Itachi vanished and came behind
Kisame in the air with a charged fireball.
“I’m sorry Kisame, but I’ll have to kill you
right now because I can’t give you either
choice.” Kisame’s head was turned, his eyes
wide. It looked too late and Itachi fired his
fireball, and there was a huge explosion that
blew opened the cell. I was so stunned that I
couldn’t move, while it was still hard to see,
the two guards came in and said, “Xiaoxiao!
We have to go right now or else we won’t
have a second chance!” Then Xiaoxiao said,
“Took you long enough, I was starting to
think that you would never have made your
move.” Then the guard cut the chains and
we fled through the dungeon while Itachi
and Kisame fought. Although, it didn’t take
long for them to figure out that I was gone.
“Quickly! We can still catch them if we
hurry!” Kisame shouted to Itachi. So they
jumped out the dungeon and followed us.
They weren’t able to get far though because
soon, Austin and Zack jumped and
ambushed Kisame and Itachi. They were
able to hold them of for little bit until we
were far, far away, but then they were
defeated. “Take them to the cells and
prepare for the execution tomorrow. Then
two ninjas came and took Zack and Austin.
All of a sudden, Austin and Zack
disappeared into smoke. First, all four were
stunned and then suddenly Itachi said,
“Those were just Kage-Bushins. The real
two were just hiding in a place where the
user can pour all his chakra into the bushin
to make it look like the real thing, and when
the bushins lost, they were already long
gone, then he lost all his chakra, and the
Kage-Bushins wore off.” He slowly shook
his head, turned around and slowly walked
away. After Itachi got a pretty good distance
away, Kisame said, “ You and me, this will
have to wait until we capture Xiaoxiao, then
we’ll settle it.” After that, Itachi just walked
away without a word.

“Whew, that was a close call” I said.

Then Tracy and Andrew took off their
helmets, and Austin and Zack came in. We
were in a room on the far side of the city and
close to the ocean. “How did you know it
was us?” asked Zack. “Well, I have been
known that it was you guys since you came
into the dungeon. And I figured that since
only you too were here, the others must be
ready for ambushing. Next, I summoned a
monkey and I told it to climb behind Itachi,
and then it said that it saw Kisame, so I then
acted like I didn’t know what Itachi was
talking about, so eventually, he said
everything, and Kisame learned about it. I
figured that there was going to be a fight
between them, and we could escape easily,
and I was right!” I explained. “I told you
he’d know what to do,” said Tracy. Then I
noticed a large hole in the ground that led to
the ocean. “Hey guys, there’s something
here. It’s, it’s… Amazing!” “There’s
nothing amazing about it. It’s just a tunnel
filled with water that leads into the ocean.”
Said Tracy. “Wait! You’re a genius!” “I am?
I mean… I am. So… what exactly did I do?”
I asked. “Well, since there is nowhere else
to go, and this tunnel leads outside into the
ocean, our best bet is going out here,” said
Tracy. “Gee, I dunno, it seems like a pretty
long tunnel,” said Austin. “Don’t worry! I
will save you all! I’ll just eat you guys first,
and then I’ll spit you out when were out,”
Zack declared. “Oh! Oh! I want to go first,
since I’m the tastiest!” I said. So Zack
gobbled me up, and then he swallowed
Tracy, and then he chugged down Andrew,
but when he ate Austin, the door started to
bang. “Open up in there!” someone said.
Then when we didn’t open the door, the guy
started blasting at it with his fireballs. So
Zack started getting worried, but Austin
wouldn’t fit, so his legs stuck out of his
mouth. Then Zack jumped into then tunnel
and slid down until he slammed onto ocean
floor. He was so heavy that an earthquake
started, and then Zack fell into the crack and
a large rock hit his head, and he fainted. The
earthquake also hit the City of Atlantis, and
it started sinking deeper and deeper, and
then it hit the Titanic, and they both
exploded! Whoa! I finally got out of his
stomach! Thought Austin. Then an even
larger rock hit Austin’s head and he fainted
and floated back into Zack’s mouth. The
whole thing collapsed, and it was forever
erased from history, cause of Zack! Most of
Akatsuki died, except Kisame turned into a
shark and got hungry, so he ate Itachi. He
swam out and followed us down the deep,
narrow, crack in the ocean floor…

Finally after Zack and Kisame fell

into a cave, Zack woke up and it turned out
that he had amnesia. He spat out Austin,
Tracy, me, and then Andrew. Austin also
had amnesia because he and Zack got hit in
the head with a rock. Then Zack said,
“What’ going on! Who are you people, and
who’s that nerd!” “Yeah! Who are you cool
people, except that nerd (Tracy),” said
Austin. Then they got furious and their faces
turned red. So they charged at us. First,
Tracy summoned his shadow, and told it to
charge and eat Zack. So Zack blew into his
thumb, and when the shadow ate Zack, it
had a tummy-ache. So Tracy went over and
gave the shadow a tummy-rub. Then Zack
used all his strength and farted, and the fart
came out of the shadow’s mouth! It was so
bad, that when Tracy sniffed it, he fainted,
and his shadow disappeared. When Zack got
out, he caught a whiff of his own fart and
said, “Uhhhh… I gotta lay off the cheese.”
Then he fell down and lost consciousness.
When no one was looking, Kisame seized
his chance, and hid by a wall and watched,
sucking his thumb. Austin saw Zack fall,
and charged at me. He stopped at Zack and
said, “Mmmmm… Chhheeeeeeeesssseeee.”
So he randomly threw a ninja star at me, and
it flew back like a boom-a-rang, and hit my
“just summoned dinosaur”, and flew back,
and hit Austin in the top of his nose, and
mixed the dinosaur blood with his blood,
and he suddenly said, “Ewww!!! Cheese!”
Because of the mixed DNA, he changed his
sense of smell and fainted. When Kisame
saw this, he wiped his sweaty face and said,
“Whew! Glad that’s over.” Then he
suddenly turned pale, and then Itachi
climbed out of his mouth. “Don’t ever do
that again!” Said Itachi. “What! I can’t help
it. I’ve always wanted to eat you ever since I
met you! You look so nice and juicy!!”
Whined Kisame. Suddenly, Itachi slapped
Kisame in the face, then Kisame slapped
Itachi in the face, then Itachi slapped
Kisame in the face, then Kisame slapped
Itachi in the face, then Itachi slapped
Kisame in the face. Then they started a sissy
fight! After a while, Kisame yelled, “Time
out!!” Itachi was trying to hold his tears in.

Tracy, using his nerdy knowledge,

told me to summon a dinosaur, a polar bear,
a gorilla, and a skeleton. He said that if they
mixed their sweat, and blood together, it
would be a potion that could heal their
amnesia. So I told the dinosaur to eat
himself, so we could use its blood. Then I
told the skeleton to use itself as an offering
for the potion. Next, I told the gorilla to take
a hike. When it came back, it was all sweaty
and stuff. Lastly, I told the polar bear to
make it cold so it would be tastier. So he sat
on it, and it became cold. Next, we brought
the drink over to Zack and Austin, they
drank it, and they liked it so much, they
wanted seconds, and they went mad, so we
knocked them unconscious in the head with
a rock.

When they were awake, we found

this weird place with an arrow-shaped hole
in the wall. Suddenly, Andrew yelled,
“Ohhh!!! I get it!” Then he sticks his had
into my chest and pulls out the Deadly Icon.
“Ow!” I yelled. Then blood gushes out, so I
asked Tracy to help me. So he used his ten-
ninety beads and filled the gap with metal!
So Andrew placed the Deadly Icon inside
the hole, and suddenly there was a blinding
light, and then a weird dimension gate to
another world opened. “That must be the
Demon Gate,” said Itachi in astonishment.
“Should we go inside?” Asked Andrew.
“Yeah! We only got our lives and futures to
lose. Don’t worry, I’m sure we can do
without those, I mean, it’s not that
important! What have we got to lose?!?!”
Xiaoxiao said. Just when we were ready to
go in, Kisame jumped in, and so did Itachi,
but Itachi tripped, and slowly stood up, and
limped into it. So we ran, disappearing into
what we have no idea what would be in
store for us, chasing them…

When we opened our eyes, we were

in a very, very, very, very, cold desert, and
we were floating in the sky. “Wheeee!!! I
can fly!!” Xiaoxiao shouted. Then suddenly,
we fell onto the ground and Xiaoxiao broke
his spine. Then I summoned a skeleton and
ripped out my spine, and took his, and ran it
down my back. Suddenly, we looked to the
western horizon and saw a baby with hair in
a stinky diaper with a walking stick, walking
towards us. “Hahahahahahaha! A stinkin
baby!” Andrew laughed at the baby. “Hey
who you callin “stinkin baby”!!!!” The baby
yelled at Andrew. Then he dipped his
walking stick into the back of his diaper, and
pulled out a blob of poop, and used all his
strength, and flung it right into Andrew’s
opened, laughing mouth! He swallowed and
yelled, “Bleh!” Then he spat it into the air,
and fainted. Then we all laughed and the
piece of poop in the air fell into Austin’s
mouth and he whispered, “Ekkkk…” He
also spat it out and fainted. Next, we all
laughed again, and the piece of poop fell
into Tracy’s mouth. He yelled,
“Noooooooo!!!! Why must the good die
young!!?” Then he spat it out and fainted in
a nerdy way. Me and Zack started laughing,
and the poop fell into my mouth, and I
yelped, “Uhhhh… I feel nauseous.” Then I
fainted, and I spat out the poop. Zack started
laughing and started crying, then the piece
of poop fell into his mouth and he said,
“Mmmm… french fries, a hamburger, coke,
potatoes, pizza, French toast, ketchup, and
chicken. Yep, yep, that’s what the kid ate.”
He chewed it a bit more, swallowed, and
then fainted. He lay on his stomach, and
after 2 minutes, he farted for 7 seconds
straight without stopping. “Ha! I beat you
big people and that nerd! Oh! Raise the roof,
raise the roof! Then he cracked up some
tunes and started break-dancing. The fart
slowly drifted all over the cold desert, and it
drifted to the break-dancing baby. When the
baby sniffed it, he yelled, “On no! Seems
like I got a taste of my own medicine!!” He
fell unconscious and then the batteries in the
radio got drained and it exploded. “Alright,
this is our chance. We’re gonna look around
until we find something!” Itachi explained to
Kisame. So they slowly tip-toed and started
to look around. Then they suddenly stopped.
They took a whiff, and then fainted.
Apparently they smelled the fart…

When we all woke up, (including

Itachi and Kisame) we saw a dude wearing a
cloak, with a big grin, star earrings, and
really long hair. “Who are you?” I asked the
guy. “I am the past version of Zeke, and I
am here to fill you in on the details of the
Demon Gate,” Zeke said. “First, when you
ate the “Zeke before me’s” poop, (the baby)
you gained my old powers. They might
come in handy later. We don’t have much
time, so I’ll try to explain as much as I can.
In the future, you kids will have to fight the
current and strongest me. He has the most
powerful fire spirit. You guys need to train a
lot more to be able to beat him. That is all I
know, and this is all the time I have.
Farewell and good luck!” “Wait!! We need
to know more!” Tracy yelled in a nerdy
way, but it was too late because the next
time we blinked, we were back into the
cave, and Itachi and Kisame escaped while
we were still day-dreaming about what the
past Zeke had said to us.

So we escaped the cave and we took

Zeke’s advice and used our new power, we
trained for 7 and a half months, until we
thought we were ready to find this all
mighty Zeke. Since we were powerful, we
traveled around the country for 3 months
until we beat all 25 guys so we could one
day find this boss of their. We all learned
many skills, but Tracy and Austin advanced
the most. They killed captains 12 and 2, so
they got captain uniforms. Austin also got a
new type of Soul Slayer. His Shikai was a
long sword with dragons slithering up, and
his sword grows longer than an average Soul
Slayer that fires sharp, nearly unseen
needles that can travel faster than
Senbonzakura. There are a lot of them, and
they can take many forms, and they can
pierce almost anything. His Bankai is a big
red dragon with large teeth and spikes that
can fire large amounts of fire and can do a
lot of damage. Tracy’s Soul Slayer can fire
out black reaitsu (spirit force) that can take
form of a dragon, and fire it from the tip and
can cut a hill in half. His Shikai turns his
Soul Slayer into black armor for his arms,
and can absorb any type of attack and fire it
back 2 fold. He can also convert reaitsu into
a type of energy attack that can burn through
almost anything. His Bankai turns his armor
for his arm into armor for his whole body,
but he loses the features in his Shikai form,
but he gets an almighty Soul Slayer that is
very powerful, and can pierce through
almost anything...

After a few hours of traveling in the

Lost Souls (a cemetery), Xiaoxiao and his
companions found the last three guys with
their protectors standing by the exit of the
Lost Souls. The first guy had a reaper. The
next one had a ghost with a ciphe. The last
one had a big muddy monster. First, the
reaper charged at me and tried to use his big
knife and try to cut me, so I summoned one
of my new scroll-spells and summoned a big
golden phoenix, and then the reaper got
blinded and started yelling, “Oh no!!! My
eyes! I can’t see!” Then he started cutting
everywhere until he cut Zack and its knife
got stuck in his stomach, and then Zack used
his new jutsu to transfer his fat into any
enemy that is touching him, so the reaper
got really fat, and Zack became really
skinny, and Zack climbed into the mouth of
the reaper, and then used his other special
jutsu and farted inside his fat enemy using a
special kind of fart, called Acid Fart.
Whoever touches it or smells it will get
slowly disintegrate. So he farted and burped
inside the enemy’s stomach and killed him
from the inside out. He had to get out pretty
quick though because if he had stayed inside
much longer, he would have also been
disintegrated too. He climbed out and says,
“Oh great, real nice,” because he had lost 2
fingers. Then he used his other jutsu and in a
short amount of time, he grew back his fat.
(He got his fingers because he used some of
his fat during the jutsu, and grew his fingers
back with some fat). Next, the mud monster
charged at Andrew, and then the mud
creature shot out mud balls at Andrew.
Andrew used his special unfinished jutsu
and turned it to slow motion and tried to
dodge it just like the agents in The Matrix
did. He could do it, but then suddenly, he
accidentally bent too much back, and broke
his hip, so he got really mad and he cracked
his hip forward, (I think he broke it…) and
then he used his awesome soccer skills and
started kicking rocks in the ground into the
mud monster, he kicked it so hard that the
rocks caught on fire, and got shot so hard, it
got stuck inside the mud monster. Then,
something really, really, weird happened.
The rocks and the mud monster somehow
got mutated and the monster turned into a
Mega Rock Mudman!!!
He was enormous!! Yeah. Way to go
Andrew! Just what we needed, I thought. So
the gigantic Mudman charged at Andrew,
and fired a gigantic fire/rock ball at Andrew,
and Andrew tried to kick it, and it worked!
The fire/rock ball flew in the Mudman’s
mouth, and Andrew broke his ankle! He
started hopping, and yelping, “Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!” Then he fell into an empty grave,
and when the Mudman exploded, the rocks
hit some mud on the grave, and buried
Andrew. So that only left the ghost. His
trainer got so scared, he fainted. “Finally!!”
The ghost shouted. So he flew into the guy’s
eyes, and mouth and he took over his body!!
“Muahahahahahaha!!!” The ghost shouted.
Then I used another one of my jutsus and
summoned a skeleton, took both of its arms,
melted them in a short amount of time, and
it turned into a new, shining, long Bone-
sword! It was very spectacular. The hilt of
the sword showed a neatly done skull, on
both sides, carved into it. It was light, long
and thin, but strong enough to pierce any
type of warrior armor. Then I stuck it into
the guy, and he fell and died. “Well, that
takes care of that,” Tracy said, clapping his
hands in a nerdy way. As we had expected, a
note fell from the sky. Austin grabbed it and
read it aloud:
Dear fat one and his companions,
you have beaten you’ve beaten all on my
minions, and you’ve proven yourselves
worthy to come and defeat me, their boss. I
won’t tell you where I am, or what my name
is, for you will have to find that out yourself!
You better not underestimate my potential,
for you will suffer greatly, in defeat! I trust
you will entertain me. I look forward to
meeting you, fat one and your companions.
Farewell… for now.

P.S. Here is the last and final letter for

Austin’s sword: D.
 Austin took out his sword, turned the
last combination to the letter D, and the
uncompleted sword started glowing, and
started transforming. “Finally, after all this
time, I am able to get this all mighty
weapon!!” Austin shouted excitingly. I
think Austin got infected by Tracy’s nerdy-
ness, I thought, trying not to laugh. After a
while, the sword stopped glowing, and then
it extended and what a beautiful sight it
was!!!!! Wait, did I just write that?!?!?! I’m
starting to sound like Tracy! Oh no! Oh no!
(Writer faints). (3 days later, writer wakes
up and continues writing)…

So anyway, they were about to exit

the Lost Souls, but then we suddenly heard
a sound in one of the graves, so we halted.
Suddenly, a guy’s hand stuck out, and then
a guy covered with mud, climbed out of the
grave, and he started walking towards us!!
“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!” Tracy yelled. Then he
took out his new Soul Slayer and started
slashing at the guy from far away range
with his black dragons. “Wait, wait! You
don’t understand, I’m-,” but he didn’t get to
finish his sentence because the black reaitsu
already cut him everywhere. His arms,
neck, hip, and legs. Tracy was very white
and sweating and panting, and then he fell
and fainted. The guy turned out to be
Andrew, and he got really mad, and started
rolling over with only his head, and then
started biting Tracy’s foot, so, we had to
knock Andrew unconscious. When they
woke up, I had summoned a skeleton, and
used parts that connected Andrew’s body
parts together, and I used another one of my
new scroll-spells, and in a rapid amount of
time, I grew back the flesh that was
suppose to be at the boney part. So, we left
the Lost Souls, and we continued on with
our journey.

A few hours later, during the night,

we were all exhausted from traveling, and
fighting those three tough guys from earlier
in the day. So we walked on, and soon, we
found a small town called: Town of the
Technologies People. That is where the
smartest, oldest, and wisest people live.
They’re so smart; they can create a lot of
types of technology. So we thought we’d
grab a bite here. We came into a restaurant,
and we ordered a salad for the nerd (Tracy),
some noodles for Austin, shrimp for
Andrew, a hot bowl of chicken noodle soup
for me, and a hot juicy steak for you-know-
who (Zack, for all you stupid, retarded and
idiotic people who read my story, and don’t
understand what the heck I’m talking about.
No offense.) So we spent some time there
chatting, talking, eating, and getting into a
drunken-fight (Austin). He won. Got a few
broken limbs, a few ribs, and a left leg. But,
he got us $582.00. Oh well, who cares, I
thought. So due too Tracy’s nerdy idea, we
left at midnight, when no one could see us.
We left the Town of Technologies People.
After we walked for about a mile, we came
across this little cottage by the side of the
road. So we were tired, and Zack was
hungry… again. So we stopped and went
into the little cottage. All the candles were
out, and there was no one in sight.
Suddenly, the door slammed hard, and
closed. The candles flickered on, and Tracy
was like, “Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my
god!! We’re all gonna die! NOOOO!!! I’m
too young to die! I still have an educational
and fulfilling life ahead of me!!! If we
don’t make it out of this alive… remember
me… as a COOL GUY!!!!!!!” “Hey! Who
said we’re not gonna make it out of here!
You’re the one who’s not gonna make it out
alive, even if we have to sacrifice you!!!” I
explained to Tracy. Then as you guessed
you-know-who fainted (Tracy! That’s the
guy who fainted, you imbeciles who don’t
have the intelligence to understand the
complexity of my unique and talented
work!!! No offense.) Oh my god!!! I’m
sounding more and more like Tracy!!! I’m
also so talented. (Writer falls unconscious
for 2 weeks, than wakes up, and continues
writing)…

So, as I was saying… The lights

flickered on, and Tracy fainted. Then out of
the closet, an old creepy woman with an
eye patch walked out, and then Austin
fainted. “Oh dear! Oh, I’m so sorry honey!”
The old lady said in astonishment to the
unconscious Austin, in a light, and granny
sounding voice. “I was just trying to make a
dramatic entrance, but I didn’t mean to
make those two faint!!” The granny
explained. “Oh, don’t worry; they do that
all the time!” I explained to the old lady.
“Oh, and I also saw you guys in my
window early on, and you sweeties look so
tired and exhausted from traveling, I
thought I’d go into the closet to get some
coats for you, but then it got locked, and the
candles got blown out, but when you
arrived, it seems like the heat, and oil from
the fat boy made the candles light, and I
finally unlocked it. Sorry.” (Zack was the
one who lit the candles, just incase you
bozos don’t have the potential to
understand something that simple!! No
offense). “Yep, yep, I’m just skilled that
way.” Said Zack. “Uhhhh… thanks, I
guess,” Andrew said to the old lady, “But,
we really got to get going.” We still need to
find the boss for the 25 guys.” Andrew
finished. “Oh! Why didn’t you say so!? He
is my great-great-great-great-great-great-
great grandpa. All you have to do is go past
the yellow tunnel, across the gray
quicksand, exit the purple sand storm, and
beyond lies the lair of my great-great-great-
great-great-great-great grandpa.” The old
lady finished. “Thank you for the advice!” I
said to her. So she gave us some coats and
we set off to find the yellow tunnel. We
walked for a few days, and we had no luck.
Until one day, we were all out of water, and
we were in the middle of a desert called the
Sands of Life. To the horizon, we saw a
giant creature, but we couldn’t make out
what it was, but then I suddenly said, “Hey!
There’s Naruto (a guy from Konoha)!”
Then Tracy runs up to the guy, and gives
him a big hug. But when the guy turned
around, it wasn’t Naruto. It was a guy with
red hair, and the Chinese word “love”
written on his forehead. Also, it turned out
that the giant monster was a sand creature
that was really, really, really, big with three
horns, and he was very fat. He also had a
long tail. When Tracy saw the giant sand
monster, he fainted, but when the giant
sand monster saw Tracy, it puked because
of Tracy’s nerdyness. The guy said, “ My
name is Garra, and I am here on a mission,
now, I need to get back to what I was
doing. He turned around and faced his
opponent. When we looked beyond the
giant sand monster, we saw two people
who we did not expect to see. (Again, for
all you unintelligent people who read my
story, and don’t appreciate it, the two guys
we saw were Itachi and Kisame. No
offense). They weren’t hurt that much, and
they looked much more stronger than
before. “It’s you guys again!!” Austin
yelled at them. “That’s right, we’re back,
and we’re stronger than before! And this is
all thanks to you guys. When Zack ate the
poop, farted, and we smelled it, we got
some power, and all this time, we’ve been
hiding, and learning new jutsus, and we’ve
been saving it all for you!” Kisame told us.
(To kill them, idiots that read my story. No
offense). Before we could ask any more
questions, Garra’s sand monster charged at
Itachi, and Kisame, and stretched its arm
out, and tried to smash them. They both
jumped into the air. Kisame charged
electricity in his hands, Itachi charged fire
his hands, and they both shot it in a beam,
and the beams joined together, and the sand
creature took a direct hit. The sand creature
was hurt, but it continued. It blew sand
shots at a quick pace out of its mouth at
Itachi. Itachi used Shunpo (flash step), and
dodged them easily, and then used an
energy pinch, and punched the sand
monster in the face. Then there was a huge
explosion!! The sand monster was now
injured badly. Suddenly, a yellow tunnel
appeared from the explosion! It was the one
we were looking for. Itachi and Kisame
were about to take out the sand creature.
Then Austin and Tracy stepped in between
them, using Shunpo, (flash step). Dude,
that was like so cool! I thought for the first
time. Then I fainted. “If you wanna kill
that… thing, you’ll have to get past us
first!” Tracy declared. Then I woke up
instantly because it became nerdy again. So
they both drew their Soul Slayers, and
pointed it at them. “Don’t get too cocky,
brats,” said Itachi, just like Byakuya does.
“We’ll see about that!” Austin said, and all
four of them took off with Shunpo, Austin
vs. Kisame, Tracy vs. Itachi. Garra took his
monster and retreated. “Go! We’ll hold
them off!” Austin yelled to me, Zack, and
Andrew. So we took off, and ran into the
tunnel. So with that out of his mind, Austin
turned, and faced his opponent. First, Itachi
tried to take Austin out with fireballs, but
Austin dodged them with Shunpo, and used
his Shikai, and hit Itachi with some of his
needles. Next, Kisame shot a spinning
water beam at Tracy, and Tracy used his
Shikai, and absorbed the attack, and blasted
it back at Kisame 2x the amount of power.
Kisame used Shunpo and jumped into the
air. “Ha! Do you really expect that to defeat
me?!?!” Kisame shouted to Tracy. “No, I
don’t” Tracy said. Then Kisame’s eyes
widened. He turned his head around and
saw that Tracy used the water as a
distraction, and then used Shunpo to get
behind him. Tracy charged his reaitsu and
blasted his beam from his Shikai ability,
and shot Kisame in the back. Kisame
banged into the ground, and there was a
huge explosion. Tracy returned to the
ground, and said, “I expect that to defeat
you.” Itachi and Kisame stood up slowly,
Then Itachi said, “Apparently we aren’t
strong enough to beat you yet, but I
guarantee we’ll meet again someday, and
the outcome will be different.” Then they
both punched the ground as hard as they
could, and then the ground began to shake,
and a huge sand-ish tidal wave came our
way. That created a diversion for them to
get away. “Wait!” Tracy yelled, but it was
too late. The two of them disappeared and
the sand wave was about to hit them!!
“Wait! Leave them. We got bigger things to
worry about. We’ll finish them off later!”
Austin shouted to Tracy. The huge sand
tidal wave was right about to hit them, but
then Austin used his needles to create a 360
degrees shield, so the sand just collapsed on
 the bunker thing. When Austin retrieved his
needles, Itachi and Kisame were already
gone, and so was the yellow tunnel…

We continued walking, the three of us,

Xiaoxiao, Zack, and Andrew. We were
inside the yellow tunnel. I wonder why the
rocks are all yellow!?!? I thought. (The walls
are yellow because we’re inside the “yellow
tunnel” so technically, the walls would be
“yellow”, just to let you dumb, and
insignificant people who read my story, and
don’t get most of this simple, what you
consider, trash that I write. No offense). We
were just walking, and then suddenly these
three yellow monsters with huge muscles,
and six packs jumped in front of us. “You
must first defeat the three of us, the
guardians of the yellow tunnel in order to
continue with your journey.” The one in the
middle said to us. So we got ready, and
started a fight. The first yellow man shot
yellow stuff out of his mouth at me, and then
I summoned a fire man made out of bones,
and then the fire man shot out fire out of its
hands and hit the yellow stuff and the yellow
stuff started flying everywhere and one of
them fell into Zack’s mouth, and Zack
swallowed it. Then he said, “Mmmm…
mustard.” Then my fire man went and
started punching the mustard dudes, but his
hands got stuck in the mustard dude, and
then the mustard dude shot a lot of mustard
at my fire man, and then the mustard
smothered the fire out and filled the bones
with mustard. Then the fire dude turned on
me, so it was 4 on three! The mustard dudes
were just about to punch me, but they looked
to the right and saw that Zack had eaten one
of their friends! So then the other mustard
guys got scared, and ran away. “Alright! This
is our chance for the: Super Duper,
Xiao/Drew/Zack Super Soccer Combo!!!!!!”
Andrew yelled to all of us. Then Zack rolled
up into a ball, and then I summoned an ice
master skeleton, and told it to make icicle
spikes around Zack. Then finally Andrew
used his Ultra Super Ultimate Duper Kick,
and his shoe caught on fire and he kicked
Zack as hard as he could, and then Zack flew
at light speed and hit the mustard men, and
the mustard men blew up. Then Zack ate all
the mustard. When we were all hugging and
celebrating our new completed combo: Super
Duper, Xiao/Drew/Zack Super Soccer
Combo. Zack crushed Andrew’s and my
spine. Suddenly was a loud explosion in
front of us, and then Zack shockingly
screamed, “Oh my god! What happened! Oh
my god, oh my god, oh my god!!” Then he
started panicking and hugged me and
Andrew so hard that we ran out of air and
fainted. Then when the smoke cleared, Itachi
and Kisame stood there. “Haha!! All we have
to do is beat this fat pig!!” Kisame laughed at
Zack. Then Zack’s ears twitched suddenly
and said, “What the heck did you say about
me,” in a really cool way. Then Kisame with
a confused look, said, “Huh! I said, we’re
gonna kick your fat but, you fat pig!” Then
Zack went on fire and got really mad and
yelled at Kisame, “ I’m not a fat pig, I’m just
pleasantly chubby!!!!” Then Zack used his
super, duper secret jutsu. He turned all his
bones into water, and he turned himself into
a big piece of chewed bubble gum. He was
also on fire because of before. (Zack was on
fire because he was really mad. I
exaggerated. Just to let you idiotic people
who can’t comprehend little things, know!!
No offense). Then Zack shot himself at Itachi
and Kisame. He yelled, “Super Duper
Ultimate Zack Smushy Bubble Gum On Fire
Attack!!!” When the bubble gum hit them,
they both ate it, blew a bubble, then popped
it. Then they spat the gum out because their
tongues out burned. Zack turned back to his
original form and said, “Uhhh…” Suddenly
they cried, “E! My tung ih buhurnhd! I can’t
sheak whight!” They were speaking weirdly
because their tongues got burned. “Wha, yu,
lihle bwat!!” yelled Kisame to Zack. “ H’ll
beh yu uph!” Itachi shouted. Then they got
ready to kill Zack. Just when they were about
to kill Zack, Kisame got shot by something
powerful, and he flew 15 feet backwards and
fainted. Then, Itachi got worried, and
shouted, “Who’s there!” Suddenly, a kid
with a sword that was glowing blue with a
big shield on his sword came jumping from
above. Then he shot this long red attack from
the tip of his blade at Itachi. Itachi used this
energy shield and tried to block the red-ish
attack, but when he received it, the shield
couldn’t handle the pressure, shattered, and
shot Itachi 15 feet back. “Don’t worry, I’m
okay,” said Kisame, finally waking up. Then
he said, “Hey, what’s that!?” Then Itachi fell
on Kisame, and Kisame fainted again. Itachi
stood up and said, “We’ll deal with you
later.” Then he gave Kisame a piggyback
ride using Shunpo out the tunnel…
 A few hours later, me, Andrew, and
Zack all woke up, and saw a boy with
headphones, a tiger teeth necklace, and a
sword. The boy also had a big floating
samurai spirit beside him. He was smiling.
When Zack saw all this, he fainted. “Hey,
you guys are finally awake!” The boy
shouted. “Uhhh… What happened?” I
asked. “Well, you guys fainted, so I rescued
you guys.” The kid said. “Hey you look just
like Zeke!” I suddenly realized and shouted
to the kid. “Yeah, I know, everyone says I
look like him. I am surprised that you know
him. He’s evil. “ I know, I met the past
Zeke, and he warned us about the future
Zeke.” I said. “I know. I’ve been through a
dimension gate with the ten-eighty beads,
and got a lot of power.” The kid said again.
“Hey! I went through a different dimension
gate using the ten-ninety beads!” I said back.
“Cool! My name is Yoh, and I’m Zeke’s
identical twin brother, but I’m fighting
against him.” Said Yoh. “My name is
Xiaoxiao, the fat one is Zack, that guy is
Andrew, and two other of our companions,
Austin and Tracy. We got separated along
the way.” I told Yoh. “We were down here
training.” Said Yoh sadly. “We’ve got to get
moving, so I hope we’ll meet again
someday,” I told Yoh. “Yeah, I hope so
too,” he said. So we shook hands, I took
Andrew and Zack out of the tunnel with
Shunpo…
 “Well, we’re finally out of the yellow
cave! On to our next target, the Grey
Quicksand!” I said to the awoken, Andrew
and Zack. “Yep, yep,” said Zack. Suddenly
we heard, “Ahhhhhhh!!!” Inside the cave, so
we calmly walked inside. Took us about half
an hour. (We were suppose to run, not walk.
It was suppose to take 5 minutes, but I made
it funny by saying we walked, and it took us
30 minutes. Just to inform you retarded
people who can’t interpret such simple
matters! No offense). Soon, we found Yoh
lying on the ground and he was unconscious.
We were looking around for the enemy, but
then suddenly, under the shadow, someone
said, “Is it you Xiaoxiao?” Immediately,
Andrew screamed, “Ahhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh,
ahhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh!!!!” Then
he fainted. “Who’s there!?” Zack shouted.
Then, a foot stepped out of the shadow, and
then the brave Zack fainted. So it’s just me
left, I thought. Then this insane looking
hobo with a fuzzy beard and mustache
stepped out of the shadow. Then white foam
came out of my mouth, and I fainted. Then
another guy comes out and says, “Ah man!
Great, now you made him faint.” The first
guy turned around, and when the second guy
saw his friend, he fainted. After a while, we
woke up, but when Zack saw the hobo, he
fainted again. “Ah!” I yelled. Then the hobo
said, “Relax, it’s just us, Tracy and Austin!”
Said Tracy (the hobo). “Yeah, this is what-
haha, hahahahahahahaha!!” Then Austin
started laughing and couldn’t stop. So Tracy
just said, “ This is what happened. We just
lost Itachi and Kisame, so I got really mad,
and I went insane, so I started eating all the
sand, and I grew a fuzzy half mustache half
beard that Manu Ginobilli, the famous
basketball player used to have.” “Interesting
story, but why did you have to knock this
kid unconscious?” I asked Tracy. “I thought
he was a bad guy, and he thought I was ugly,
so he tried to kill me, so he wouldn’t have to
look at my face ever again. So he launched
this red-ish attack from his sword, and I
launched my black dragons at him, and they
collided, and knocked me into the shadows,
and knocked him unconscious. Austin was
in the shadow because he was just scared.
Then you guys just came along, and when
you saw me, you fainted. That’s the whole
story.” Said Tracy. Then Tracy tried to
shave the half beard half mustache thing
with his Soul Slayer, but then accidentally
cut his chin, and made it a butt chin!!! So we
moved on and headed north and tried to find
the gray quicksand. We traveled for many,
many weeks and we made no progress, but
on the fifth day of 2 month’s traveling, we
came across a gigantic Hollow (a monster
who has a mask and is very big that sucks
out souls from Bleach). The Hollow was
fighting a Shinigami (death god). He was
very fast and good, and he was wearing a
captain’s uniform. We couldn’t figure out
which one it was. The hollow also was very
strange. Usually, a normal hollow’s face
would be inside the mask, but this one’s face
was out of its mask and parts of the mask
was on its face, and parts of it were not on
its face. Suddenly, Tracy declared, “That’s
definitely captain Ichimaru (3rd division
captain, always wears a grin on his face and
his face looks like a snake, so you never
know what he is up to). He’s always nice
cause he has a pretty smile on his face all the
time!” What a nerd! I thought to myself. So
Tracy takes off at full speed at the captain
which he thought was Ichimaru (probably
not), then he yells, “Captain, captain! It’s
me, Tracy!” Then he gives the guy a big hug
(just like he did to Garra). But, when the guy
turned around, it wasn’t Ichimaru at all, but
it was the really cool, and cold looking guy,
you-know-who! (It’s 6th division captain,
Kuchiki Byakuya! Imbeciles who read my
story and can’t figure out stuff that you’ve
already read! No offense). Then Byakuya
says, “Why the heck are you here, my, lower
ranked friend, (since they were both
captains, but Byakuya is a higher ranked
captain, so he is saying that to Tracy.)” Then
Tracy, looking offended, yells to the older
6th division captain, “Who are you calling
“lower ranked captain”, huh, punk! HUH!”
Then Byakuya, looking really mad that
Tracy called him a punk, he drew his sword
and says in a cold voice, “Do you think this
is wise, brat? Crossing blades with your
me!” Then Tracy draws his own Soul Slayer
in a nerdy fashion, as expected, and says, in
a nerdy way, “Yeah? You wanna go, huh!”
Then the hollow in the back says, “Hey,
come on guys! There’s no need to fight each
other, and besides, I was fighting him first!
Then Byakuya yelled, “Shut up you hollow,
and stay out of this! It’s personal!!!” Then
he just cuts the hollow in half without a
second word. Then I decided to cut in on
their affair. (I wrote cut in because they
were fighting with Soul Slayers and they’re
suppose to cut each other, idiots who will
never understand the value of my story! No
offense). “SSSSHHUUTTT UUPP!!” Tracy
yelled at me. Then I started crying and I
said, “He yelled at me!!!!” Then I just ran
away, crying. First, Byakuya fired his flower
petals (which are really small pieces of
metal that caught the sunlight and then
turned into flower petal looking pieces).
Tracy shot out black dragons from his Soul
Slayer and shot the flower petals away, and
used his dragons to try and hit Byakuya, but
then Byakuya used Shunpo and got out of
the way and used his Senbonzakura
(thousand cherry blossoms) to form a beam
type of attack and Tracy tried to block it
with his sword, but it was too heavy for the
nerd and the flower petals collapsed on top
of him, and he got injured badly. He slowly
got up, and used his bankai and got his
armor, which can deflect the cherry
blossoms. He also had this cool new Soul
Slayer. “Impressive, you’ve improved since
the last time we fought, but is that Soul
Slayer for showing, or is it for fighting!?”
Byakuya said to Tracy. “It’s gonna tear you
apart!!” Tracy yelled back to Byakuya. Then
Byakuya said, “You forget, I also have a
bankai.” So he raised his sword upside down
and then he let it go, and it just sank straight
down into the ground and then it
disappeared, but suddenly, a lot of blades
stuck out of the ground to the left and right
of Byakuya. “Senbonzakura Kageyoshi” He
said. (Senbonzakura Kageyoshi means
thousand cherry blossoms display.) The
blades were very tall and big. It was taller
than Byakuya. “Ha! That’s nothing!” said
Tracy. But in the distance, you could hear
wuuuuuuuuuuuu’s, and ahhhhhhhhhh’s from
Austin, Andrew and Zack. When Tracy saw
this, he yelled, “Hey! Whose side are you on
anyways! I’ll beat you, you show off!”
Suddenly, the blades from the ground all
shattered and became millions and millions
of flower petals and then they all came
flying at Tracy. “Ha! That’s not gonna work
against my armor! I’ll just leave myself
open and let you hit me, and it still won’t
work!” said Tracy, and that was exactly
what he did. When the flower petals hit him,
his bankai just vanished and he was left
without any reaitsu left. Turns out he was an
idiot. Then Byakuya said, “You have
insulted me too long, and now I’ll have you
die with my true bankai!” Then suddenly,
there was a black dome around those two, so
no one could get it, Then suddenly, a
thousand cherry blossoms turned into pink
swords, and surrounded both of them, and
Byakuya said, “This is the true form of my
bankai, Senkei, Senbonzakura Kageoshi!!”
(Which means: Scene of the Massacre,
Vibrant Display of thousand cherry
blossoms). “It was nice knowing you,” said
Byakuya. He raised his hand, and was ready
to shoot all the swords at Tracy. Suddenly,
they all heard a “Ahhhhhhhhh!” Then
Byakuya turns his head and says, “We’ll
finish this later, Tracy, but first I have to
help that useless piece of trash who got in
trouble.” So we lowered his bankai and took
off in the direction of the sound using
Shunpo. Austin helped Tracy up, and they
followed Byakuya using Shunpo, to see
what was going on. Soon, we caught up to
see that Xiaoxiao was running away and
accidentally fell into the gray quicksand! “I
was just running, and then I suddenly
stopped, and I didn’t know why I couldn’t
go, so I tried three times, and still wont
budge, and then I fainted cause I got tired.
When I wake up, the next thing I knew, I
was sinking into quicksand!!!” I tried to
explain to the confused people. So they just
stood there thinking of what to do. 15
minutes later, I yelled, “Oh my god! Look,
at the ground!” Then everyone looked at
their feet, and found that the place was just a
huge plain of quicksand that was gray, so it
looked like rocks and dirt!!! So they tried to
wiggle around, but they won’t come free
either! We were just about to die (including
Byakuya), but then suddenly, this kid with a
snowboard came jumping from the
mountain beyond the gray quicksand, and
then he froze the quicksand somehow with
ice from his snowboard, and then he cracked
the snow around us, and pulled us free.
“Whew, that was close. You coulda died, ya
know! If I weren’t here training, then you
guys would be no more! People who come
here should know better than to step into a
whole entire plain of quicksand!” the
snowboard guy said. He had blue spiky hair
with a white jacket and blue stripes with a
little tree spirit with a leaf beside him.
“Yeah, thanks. We just came here for the
first time, and we didn’t know, but next time
we will. I’m Xiaoxiao. The fat one is Zack,
the Korean guy is Andrew, the other two
similar looking guys are Austin and Tracy,
and the last guy who isn’t traveling with us,
is Kuchiki Byakuya, 6th division captain of
Soul Society.” I told the snowboard guy. “Hi
Xiaoxiao, Tracy, Austin, Andrew, Zack, and
captain Kuchiki. Nice to meet ya. My name
is Trey, and this is my nice pal, Cori, she’s
the person who powers my snowboard and
lets it do all this stuff.” Said Trey. Well, it
was nice meeting you,” Andrew said. “Wait!
If you wanna make it out of the gray
quicksand, you’ll have to use a special trick
to get across, and only I have it, so you’ll
have to fight me for it! Plus, it’ll be good
training! You all look pretty tough, so all
five of you, against me!” Trey announced,
bravely. “Don’t get cocky, brat. If you
wanna fight, fight those four losers, cause
I’m not gonna waste my strength on pathetic
people like you. You’ll be just a waste of my
time!” Declared Byakuya. So we agreed to a
friendly fight with our new… oh, how
should I put this…ummm…ummm…
Uhhhh…uhhhh…uhhhh, (writer stammers
for a few minutes, and then, a light bulb
appears on the top of his head, and he
writes)… our new acquaintance!!! So Trey
put Cori into his snowboard somehow. And
puts his snowboard on his arm, and the
snowboard turned into a big icy fist! Then
he used it to punch us, and we all used
Shunpo to get out of the way, except for
Zack, because he was too fat to used
Shunpo, so when he does, it works, but it
looks like he’s walking, so he couldn’t get
out of there, and he got frozen in solid ice.
“That’s it! I’m mad now!” said Andrew.
Then he yelled, “Now’s the chance to use
our super new combo! The Super Duper
Awesome Mega Spiky Dinosaur On Fire
Soccer Ball Attack!!!” Step one!” Andrew
yelled. So step one was now in play! Austin
used his Shikai and got a lot of needles.
“Step 2!” Andrew yelled. Now step two was
in play, and Austin used his Bankai and got
his fire-breathing dragon out. “Step three!”
Andrew yelled. So when I heard that, I
summoned a dinosaur, and it rolled up.
“Step four!” Andrew yelled. So Austin stuck
needles inside the dinosaur and set it on fire
with his dragon. “And the final step!” yelled
Andrew. So he used his super duper kick
and kicked the dinosaur with needles and on
fire, straight at Trey from the clouds, and
when Tracy saw this, he murmured to
himself, “Now for an extra little touch!” and
he used his Shikai and blasted a beam with
all his reaitsu at the dinosaur, and the beam
was huge, and when it hit the dinosaur, it
made it a shooting star looking thing on fire
with spikes and a bright tail. It also went 3x
faster than it originally was. “Ahhhhhhh!!!
My eyes! I can’t see!” yelled Trey, because
of the beam. So he just randomly shot some
icy attack at the dinosaur, and when it hit the
dinosaur, it made its spikes icy sharp! So
now the dinosaur was a fiery/icy/spiky/big,
and with a blinding beam as a tail! “Thanks
Trey! You really are a good friend!” Yelled
Andrew, who was still in the sky. So now
that Trey was temporarily blinded, the thing
just hit him at full force, and he flew into the
sky and yelled, “Team rocket is blasting off
again!!” (Which was from Pokemon, and
was very, very, very, very, very nerdy.) So
we just left the gray quicksand and headed
to find the last and final place where we had
to pass, the purple sand storm, and then it
was off to defeat the boss of the 25 guys!
 We traveled for many more days until
we were on a road in the desert, and we
were very tired and dehydrated. Tracy
already fainted and got so dehydrated he
looked like dried prunes. (Got all the juice
sucked out of him). We just sat there for a
long time, but right when we were about to
lose consciousness, I saw a tall guy on a
motorbike with a short person on the side of
the bike with an extra seat. The tall guy was
wearing a helmet with a very weird haircut
that was long and round. He was singing
some weird tune about being on the road,
and he was wearing sunglasses. The little
guy was wearing a tie and he had yellow
hair, and he was busy using his laptop.
Suddenly, like magic, Tracy opened his
eyes, and ran onto the road super fast, and
started waving at the guy on the bike. The
guy didn’t see him, so he ran him over.
When he realized it, he turned around and
drove his bike back really quick. “Uhhhh…
what happened?” said Tracy as he slowly
stood up. Then the bike ran him over and he
fell unconscious again. “Oh, sorry bout
that.” The guy with the weird haircut
apologized to us. “Rio! Look what you did!
You ran over that kid!” The short kid
shouted! Then he ran over to Tracy and
helped him up. “Uhhh… it’s ok. We were
just out here for weeks, and it’s really
frustrating. Can we get a ride?” Austin asked
the tall guy, which I
assume is Rio (because the short guy called
him Rio, and there were only two of them,
and no one in our group is called Rio!!! Just
to let some retards that read my story know.
No offense). “Yeah! Of course! It’s the least
we could do for you, since I ran over your
friend. Just give me a sec.” Rio said. “Let
me park my bike over there, than I’ll get you
guys a ride. By the way, my name is Rio.
I’ve come out here with my friend Morty, to
find some old friends we have, so we can
train a little bit.” He said again. “Hi Rio, and
Morty. My name is Xiaoxiao, the guy you
ran over is Tracy. The fat guy is Zack. The
one helping Zack is Andrew, and the guy
next to me is Austin.” I told Rio. Rio smiled
and then ran over Tracy and Morty again,
and parked just beyond them. “Oh! Sorry.
Wasn’t paying attention.” He apologized.
“I’ll get you guys a ride right now.” He
announced. Then he took out this wooden
sword, waited a moment in silence. Then he
suddenly opens his eyes and yells aloud,
“Big Thumb!!!!” and then this ghost goes
into the wooden sword, and the wooden
sword looks like a huge thumb that was
glowing purple. “Come on man! That ain’t
gonna work!” Yelled Zack. “Ahhhh!!!!!
Glad that’s over with,” said Tracy, as he
helped Morty up, and cracked his spine to
get it in place. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a
truck comes along at super fast speed with a
guy with a cigar, sunglasses, hair that’s flat,
and big muscles driving it. “Hey, what’s
that!” Tracy yelled. “Oh no that’s-” but
Morty couldn’t finish his sentence because
the truck accidentally ran over them two.
“That’s Billy.” Said Rio sadly because his
friend ran over Morty and Tracy. “Sorry
bout that. Heard you all need a ride.” Said
Billy. “Yeah, they do. They’ve been
traveling for weeks, and they need a ride to
get to a town for water and food. Why don’t
you just keep behind me, and follow me, so
we can all go find some friends I am looking
for?” suggested Rio to Billy. “Sounds good
with me. Cool with you?” Replied Billy.
“Uhhh… sure, cool with me.” I said. So we
climbed on the truck, and we took Tracy,
Rio took Morty, and we left with Rio taking
us somewhere. We slowly drifted off
because we’ve been outside to long, and we
were really tired…
 After a few hours, we woke up, as we
found that we were in a town. “Wake up
sleepy heads!” Rio shouted to us. “Where
are we?” I asked him, half asleep.
“Welcome to the Patch Village, temporary
home of the powerful Shamans!” Rio
proudly introduced the shabby looking town
to us. So we climbed off the trunk and
thanked Billy. “Well, that’s that! I’ll see you
later, but for now, bye!” Billy shouted, and
drove his truck out of the Patch Village.
“Come on, let me show you someone I’d
like you to meet.” Said Rio. Then he took us
into this restaurant and he looked around for
someone. Suddenly, he sighted his pal, and
took us to sit down with him. There was a
kid, and he was drinking milk. He already
had 7 bottles, and he was still chucking it
down. There was a moment of silence and
then the milk drinking kid said, “So, you did
show up for practice. I’ll let you in on
something. I won’t take it easy on you, so
you might die, just watch yourself. “Yeah, I
know.” “Hey! Aren’t you a bit old to drink
that much milk?” Andrew laughed at the
kid. “Watch it!” The kid yelled. Then he
took out this spear-ish thing and then cut
Andrew in half. Then this big Chinese
warrior ghost appeared beside him. “I’m
Lenny, but since that’s nerdy, my friends
call me Len.” He said. “Come on, lets go.
Seems this brat has no respect.” I said coldly
back to Len. I stood up, and left the
restaurant. “Thanks for your assistance,
Rio.” I said, and then the rest of us got up
and left. We went out of the Patch Village,
and we went back into the desert. It was
very dark outside, and we couldn’t see
anything. Then there was wind that was
continuously blowing at us weakly. None of
us paid any attention to it at first. Then the
wind got stronger, and no one noticed either.
Then the wind got horrible, and we tried
going against it with all our strength, until
little grains of sand started hitting us really
hard. Then we realized that it was a sand
storm! We were in the middle of it, and we
could not see anything! There was a billion
little grains of purple sands whirring around
us. “Jee! I wonder what this storm is
called!?” Tracy shouted to us. “Jee, I don’t
know, but is it that hard to figure it out!?” I
sarcastically said back to him. “Well…
could you give me a hint?” He shouted
again. “I’m sure you’ll find out if you look
around you!” I yelled. “Is it tiny little bullets
flying in a horrible wind surrounding us, and
is ready to fire any time it wants to?” Tracy
guessed. “NOOO!!!! You’re an idiot, try
again. Here’s another hint. The little…
bullets are purple, and what three places
have we been looking for that contains the
word purple?” I yelled. “Uhhh… the purple
sandstorm?” He said. “That’s right. Now,
what do u think a sand storm might
involve?” I asked him. “Uhhh… a big wind
with little grains of sand?!” He unsurely
replied to me. “Yes! That’s right. Now, what
colored sand would it be, if the sandstorm
was called the purple sandstorm?” “Umm…
the sand would be…purple???” “Yes!!!
That’s right!!!!! You finally figured it out.
Bravo.” I shouted to him sarcastically.
“Genius,” murmured Austin to himself
sarcastically. “What’d you say?” Tracy
asked. Then Austin coughs and says, “Oh
nothing.” When we weren’t paying, Zack
was already floating in the purple
sandstorm. Then all of a sudden, our feet
were lifted off the ground, and we were
caught in the sandstorm too! We were just
swirling around and around, and then
suddenly, Zack went pale, and said,
“Uhhh… I shouldn’t have ate before we
went. My stomach hurts!! I feel like
throwing up.” “No!!! Don’t you dare throw
up in here!” I shouted, but it was too late
because he already started puking for 12
seconds straight. The wind was so strong
that the puke was flying in midair too! Then
Austin got to close to the puke, and tried to
swim away. “No!!!” he yelled as he tried to
go against the wind, but he was too slow,
and the puke hit him. The sand was so
strong that it started cutting scars in our
bodies, and we started losing to the sand.
Then all of a sudden, some golden
continuous attack from above us came
down, and shot the sand around us. Then
some white ghost attack comes from the
bottom, and attacks the wind so hard that it
temporarily stopped, and a hand reached out
and pulled us out of the purple sandstorm.
“Whew! That was close.” I said. “You
should be glad that we were out here when
we were, cause we were training, and we
accidentally bumped into you punks.” Said
Len, as he jumped from above. “Well…
thanks.” I said ungratefully to him. Then his
Chinese ghost warrior comes out of his
spear-ish thing. “I am Bason, and I serve my
little master, Len.” Said Bason. “Well, we
gotta go now. We still have somewhere to
go.” I told them, and we said farewell, and
our team headed straight out of the purple
sandstorm, and into the lair of the old lady’s
great-great-great-great-great-great-great
grandpa’s lair…
 A few hours of walking later, we could
see a big house from on top of a mountain
that we were standing on. We were still
pretty far away, but we could barely see it.
“There it is man!!!” Andrew yelled
laughing, handing out hard high-fives, and
he slapped Tracy in the back, and we heard a
crack, “Ahhhh!!! My spine still hasn’t
healed yet from being run over 4 times by a
car! Now it’s broken again!” Tracy shouted
in pain, as his spine snapped in half. Then
suddenly, from the bottom of the mountain,
there were three girls, as we climbed down.
One was tall with long blue hair. Another
had a pumpkin skeleton with orange hair in
spiky ponytails. The last one looked sleepy,
and had a doll that looked like Morty with a
gun. “If you wanna go see out boss, you’ll
have to at least beat us in order to prove
yourself worthy to continue from here.” The
blue haired girl said. “Fine, no problem,
we’ll take care of you easily!” Shouted
Zack. The girls, looking insulted, started
fighting. The first two jumped up to the
mountain top, and the blue haired one just
watched from the bottom as if she thought
her friends could take care of all 5 of us. The
yellowed hair girl used her pumpkin
skeleton’s rib bones as kunai and threw
them at us. Then we went into slow motion,
and we dodged all the bones, except for
Tracy, cause he broke his spine, and when
he tried bending backwards, his spine got
stuck, and instead of getting stuck in
bending forward position, he got stuck in
bending backward position. “Ha! Ya missed
me!” Tracy shouted. Then the bone came
back like a boomerang and hit Tracy in the
spine, and Tracy stood up straight! Then he
fainted cause he was very happy. “Alright,
time for our turn!” I said. Then I special
summoned one of my mixed jutsus, and
summoned a huge skeleton, with huge
gorilla arms full of muscles, a dinosaur head
and a long dinosaur tail. With the extra
touch, it had wings from the bird-ish
dinosaur, which I have no idea what its
name is. Anyway, my point is that the
dinosaur is huge all right? So the bones
came flying from behind me, and it just got
knocked back to its owner by my half
dinosaur, half gorilla, half skeleton creature.
“Go! Kill both of them!” I ordered my half
dinosaur, half gorilla, half skeleton creature.
Then it charged towards the pumpkin
skeleton and tried to use its tail to destroy it.
Then the pumpkin skeleton spun around,
and used this jutsu to turn into a small
tornado, and shredded my dinosaur’s tail
into pieces because when it was spinning,
and it had kunai out. Blood was gushing out
everywhere, and then when it splashed on
the orange haired girl, she got really scared
and fainted because she had a sickness
where she would be afraid of blood
whenever she sees it, but especially when it
touches her. When she fainted, the pumpkin
skeleton was of no use because its owner
could not use it. When the yellow haired girl
saw this, she got really mad and took out her
Morty looking doll with a gun, and fired
some shots at my half dinosaur, half gorilla,
half skeleton creature. Then Andrew jumped
up, and kicked the shots back at the Morty
doll with a gun. 2 of the shots missed, then
three of them hit Zack, who was quietly
snacking on chips, from a corner of the
battlefield. Then the last one went inside the
doll’s gun, and the gun blew up! When the
doll saw this, it started crying, “NO! Look
what happened to my gun! I had it for
300,000 years! Now it’s broken! It’s all your
fault for holding me in this position! Now
you’re gonna pay!” Then it turned around
and started choking the yellow haired girl.
“Ekkkkk! No-I…sorry…Ekkk!!” The girl
screamed and then died. “Ha! In your face,
yo!” Yelled Andrew. Then the blue haired
girl jumped up and said, “They might have
lost easily, but I am not the same!” She
yelled, and then she summoned this giant
knight with two jousting swords, and then
she told it to fire this huge energy ball at the
half dinosaur, half gorilla, half skeleton
creature. The energy ball was huge, and my
half dinosaur, half gorilla, half skeleton
creature tried to block, it but it exploded.
When Zack saw this, he stood up from
eating chips and said, “No one treats my
friend’s half dinosaur, half gorilla, half
skeleton creature like that!!!” Then he
yelled, “Super Duper Mega Ultra Chip
Stench Burp!!!” Then he sucked in all the air
he could from his mouth and then burped
this burp really loud for 53 seconds at the
blue haired girl, and it smelled like chips,
and it messed up her hair. “Oh no! My hair,
it’s messed up!” Then she started sobbing,
and then at the last second, a soggy chip
from his throat fell on her face, and then she
got so sick that she puked on Zack to try to
get back at him, but Zack drank the punk,
and then it got the blue haired girl even
sicker!!! Then white foam came out of her
mouth, and her eyeballs went in her head
and she fainted. “Well, now that’s what I
call thinking outside the box!” I thanked
Zack. So we took off toward our destination.
Soon it was sunset, and we were tired. We
still had about 12 miles till we reach the
mansion. “Wait, I hear something.” I said.
Then we saw a shadow in front of us from
just below the hill. Austin drew his Soul
Slayer, Tracy drew his, I got ready to make
a summoning spell, Zack sucked in air, and
Andrew prepared a super kick on a huge
rock. Tracy was shaking and wobbling.
Then the shadow got closer and closer, and
Tracy got more and more scared. Then
suddenly, this person jumped out, and Tracy
yelled, “Ahhhhhh!!!” Then he fainted. We
turned around and saw Yoh! “Yo, Yoh!
What’s up! What are you doing here for?”
“Hey! I didn’t expect to see you here! Well,
I’m here looking for-” but he never finished
the sentence because suddenly Tracy wakes
up and yells at Yoh, “Alright, I’ve had
enough!! This is the last time I’m fainting in
this so called “story!” (Tracy said story
because I am writing a story about him, but
he doesn’t know, so it’s suppose to be a
coincidence. Bo-zo’s that read my story and
have no clue about parts like these. No
offense). Then all of a sudden, out of
nowhere Trey, and Lenny jumps up from
behind Tracy, and yells, “Ahhhhhh!!!” Then
he fainted again. “Hey! You guys are here
too!! Well, this is great! Why are you all
here?” I asked them excitedly. “Well,
technically, we’re here because we heard
that we could find-” Then Tracy wakes up
again, and says, “That’s it! This is the last
time I am fainting again in this story!” Then
all of a sudden, the ground beneath us
started shaking, and then suddenly, a
motorcycle came flying up the hill we were
on, and then we saw a weird guy with a
weird hairdo and a short guy came flying,
and squashed Tracy. “Uhhhh… I take that
back. I don’t mind fainting, but ahhhh!!! I
want my spine to stop breaking!!!” Then he
fainted with a broken spine. “Wow! You
both are here too! I had no idea, why are you
all here?” I asked once again. “Well, umm…
we were here to find-” But once again, Rio
could not finish his sentence because
suddenly, two guys jumped in front of the
lake that was in front of us that we needed to
cross. One of them was fat without a shirt,
he was bald with a weird mustache and he
was Chinese with a panda disc attached to a
chain. The other guy was wearing a cape
rolled around him, and he had his jaws and
mouth wrapped together too. “We are
partners, so we also fight together! You
might have beaten those three girls, but
you’ll have no chance to beat us!” So we
had no choice to fight them if we wanted to
get across the lake even though we were
tired. So they charged at us. The fat one shot
his panda disc on a chain at us. Then
Andrew kicked a huge rock at the panda
disc. The panda disc just cut the rock in half
and came at Andrew full speed, then
Andrew murmured, “Oh my,” Then the
panda cut Andrew in half. Next, the guy
wrapped in the cape shot a powerful energy
beam from his hand at Austin, and Austin
used his Shikai, and shot all his needles into
a beam shaped attack, and made it collide
midair with the other guy’s beam. Then
there was a blinding light, and there was a
huge explosion, and Tracy got shot all the
way into a volcano. The guy got stuck with
needles, and he started losing so much
blood, he looked like an old lady with
wrinkled skin. Austin was still fine because
Tracy blocked for him nerdily. Then the fat
guy got scared and started panicking, and
then he had a heart attack because he was
too fat. Then he said, “I… won’t… go down
without… a fight!” Then as he was having a
heart attack, he fell down and tried to swing
his panda disk at us, but he didn’t have any
strength left, so it just went up, and fell
down on him, and it cut him in half. Oh
well, whatever, I thought. So we built a raft,
and we all got on, and we went in the lake.
When we got in the middle, the raft sank
because Zack was too big. “Maybe we
should build another raft.” I said. Then we
built another one, and when Zack got into
the middle of the lake, it sank. “Maybe we
should build 41 rafts for Zack.” So we built
41 rafts, and put them one beneath the other,
and when Zack got in the middle, and all the
rafts broke, and Zack sank. “All
right!!!!!!!!!!! That’s it!!!!” I screamed.
Then I told Andrew to use his super duper
kick, and kicked Zack in the butt so hard,
that Zack flew so fast over the other side
that he caught on fire and “burned some
fat”. (I wrote burned fat because you can
really burn fat but, not by catching on fire,
but since he was on fire and he was very fat,
I just said he was “burning fat”. Dumb
freaks who read my story and have no idea
what I’m talking about! No offense). So we
built yet another raft, and we all got on and
went to the other side, trying to get to the
big boss…
 A few minutes after we beat the two
guys, Tracy climbed out of the volcano, but
he wasn’t the Tracy we new, because when
he fell into the lava, it altered his DNA and
turned into this super huge muscle lava
monster. He climbed out, and jumped 10
miles long and got to the shore of the lake,
and followed us by swimming in the lake…
 Since it was already sunset when we
beat the two enemies, when we got on the
raft, we just lied down and went to sleep.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was
already midnight, and the sky was as dark as
the underworld. I saw Yoh sitting there with
his samurai, looking up at the sky at the
many stars. “Hey, what’s up?” I asked Yoh
as I sat up. “Huh? Oh, I just like staring at
the stars. Their so weird, and cool at the
same time. It’s so peaceful, but it won’t be
like this unless we destroy Zeke.” He said.
“Cool, can I look at them with you?” I asked
him. “Yeah, ok.” So I got up and sat down
with him and then I saw Morty. “You guys
know each other?” I asked Yoh. “Huh? You
mean Morty? Oh, he’s been my friend for a
long, long time.” So we just sat there,
staring at the stars. After a few minutes, I
looked at Yoh, and saw that he accidentally
drifted asleep as he got bored, and he was
still sitting. Then suddenly, I stopped
moving, and I listened very closely, Then I
saw a red dot in the dark sky, then it got
closer and closer, and the sound got louder
and louder, then I yelled, “Look out!!!”
Then I pulled Yoh down onto the floor of
the raft, as Morty ducked, and the rest of
them woke up, and a huge fireball came
down to the right of the raft, and came
clashing into the water. Then we were fully
awake, but nothing else came at us. Just
when we were letting our guard down, a
huge monster made out of lava jumped onto
the raft, and smashed it into pieces. A
second later, we were all underwater, and it
took us a few seconds to figure out what
happened. Suddenly, the lava monster got in
front of me and kicked me into the sky from
deep underwater! Before he could attack me
again, I special summoned a metal dinosaur
to protect me for just 1 second before the
lava monster gets into the air. And just like I
predicted, he jumped into the air and melted
the metal, and then charged right up to me
and punched me into the other side of the
lake. When I got there, I yelled, “Cool!!! I
broke my arms!!!” Then I realize I should
have already fainted before I said that, so I
just fainted now. The lava monster then
quickly went underwater again. When he
opened his eyes, he saw Zack there with his
mouth open. Then Zack ate the lava man in
one bite! 2 seconds later, Zack threw up
because the lava man burned his stomach!
Then the lava man kicked Zack into the sky,
(but not nearly as high as me) then the lava
guy swung him around and around and
around and onto the other side of the island.
“Alright! Time for me to repair my arms!” I
said as I woke up. Then Zack falls on me,
and I break my legs and then I fainted again.
“Whew, glad I had so much fat to protect
me!” he said, as he apparently didn’t faint.
Then he dragged me into the woods, so we
won’t get hurt anymore. Before the creature
could get into the water once again, Austin
used his Bankai, and fired a fire beam at the
lava monster. Then the lava monster blocked
it with a fire beam of his own. They collided
in midair, and they kept it going. Suddenly,
Andrew kicks the lava monster down to the
direction of Lenny. Then Lenny fired long
golden attacks continuously at the lava
monster. Then Yoh hits him with his read
attack. Then Rio hits the guy with these
white snakes continuously. Next, Trey
freezes him into a piece of ice, and Andrew
kicks him really hard onto the other side of
the lake. When we got there, Trey cracked
the ice, and we all couldn’t believe that it
was Tracy who was there! Oh no, I can’t
believe it’s Tracy who attacked us, Austin
thought. Oh my god! So it was Tracy?
Thought Zack. Man, it was Tracy? Thought
Andrew. Wow! Tracy has a six-pack?!?!
That is like so weird! I thought. Then Tracy
woke up and says, “Uhhhh… what
happened?” and his shirt was all torn up. So
we carried Tracy all the way into a dark
corner of a valley, and we asked him what
happened. “I don’t know. I just remember
falling into the volcano, and I thought I was
gonna die, but then some new kind of power
flowed through me, and then it was too
powerful and it took control of my body!
After that, all I can remember is being taken
out of the piece of ice, and seeing you
guys.” Tracy said. “Well, there’s no other
choice. I’ll have to run some tests on you to
figure out what happened.” I told him. Then
using my super necromancy skills, my hands
started glowing green, and checked Tracy’s
DNA to see if anything was wrong. An hour
later, I stopped, and I explained, “It seems
that when Tracy flew into that volcano, the
chemicals inside the lava mixed with the
DNA inside of Tracy, causing his molecular
structure to change. Causing this gigantic
creature to appear. Now his molecular
structure is very unstable, and he can change
into this huge creature anytime. My
prediction is that rage, fear, being mad, or
sad might cause this change to occur.”
Everyone looked confused, and then Austin
said, “Uhhhhhh… right. I mean, right!!!!
That must have been what happened!” Then
he smiled, and nodded his head. “Uhhh…
right. Basically, it means that Tracy is very
dangerous, and he will kill anyone who
comes between him and his prey. It also
causes him to forget anything that
happened.” I explained to them in more
simple terms. “Ohhhhhhh!!!” They all said,
as they all understood what I was talking
about. So after a good night’s rest, we left
the valley, and headed towards the mansion.
We were so close that we could see the
whole thing clearly. “Well, this is it! We’re
finally here! After all this time!” Tracy said.
“Yeah, we’re finally here to fight-” but Yoh
didn’t get to finish the sentence because two
annoying people jumped between the
mansion and us. (The two guys are Itachi
and Kisame! Who else do you think it could
be? Retarded imbeciles who read my story
and don’t comprehend things you’ve seen
100 times in my story! No offense). “Why
the freaking heck are you here again!!!!!!!”
Andrew shouted to those two. “We’re here
to take you guys out! You see, when you
guys beat us again, we had no choice but to
retreat, but after a few hours, we met this
person. He was mysterious, but powerful.
He took us in and gave us unbelievable
powers beyond you’re level! Now we serve
him, and our first objective is to take you 10
out!” explained Kisame. Then they used
Shunpo, and split up, Itachi went against us,
and Kisame took on Yoh, Trey, Rio, Lenny,
and Morty. Yoh launched his red attack at
Kisame, and Kisame dodged it, and fired
this gigantic tsunami at Yoh’s attack, and
when the red attack hit the tsunami, it went
right through it! Then Kisame shot this
black energy ball at it, and they blew up.
“Oh no! That tsunami wasn’t suppose to
take out the attack, it was suppose to beat
us!” Shouted Morty. When the tsunami hit
the five of them, Kisame shot this ultra
powerful lighting from his hands like no
other we had ever seen, into the water, and
shocked them all five of them, and
continued, because there was so much
water! It started shocking for so long, that
they all fainted. It seemed that Kisame was a
lot more powerful then before. He was able
to take out all five Shamans in two attacks!
Next, Andrew yelled, “Mega Ultra Super
Duper Awesome Metal Armadillo Frozen
On Fire Lightning Combo!!!!!!!!!” So first, I
special summoned a metal armadillo. Then
Tracy froze it up with one of his nerdy
spells. Then Austin used his Bankai, and
made the “armadillo frozen in a block of
ice” thing on fire. Next, Tracy uses his
Shikai, and made the flaming armadillo in
ice a flaming armadillo in ice with an energy
tail. Then Andrew used his super duper kick,
and kicked it straight at Itachi. Without
another thought, Itachi threw out fire whips
from his sleeves at the gigantic combo. Then
he spun it around and around, and then sent
electricity in it and then hurled it with all his
strength through the whips at the five of us.
So it became a metal armadillo in ice on fire
with a tail, and covered with electricity
coming at us!! I summoned four metal
dinosaurs with spikes to try to block it, but it
just knocked them all down, and hit us. Then
we all fainted, and Itachi said, “That was
lame. They couldn’t even put up a fight!
Their nothing compared to our new
powers!” “Yeah! That was no problem. I’m
even surprised at the amount of power this
guy can give us!!” Kisame shouted.
Suddenly, Tracy wakes up, and slowly stood
up. When he saw that all his friends were
unconscious, he got really mad. Then all of a
sudden, he grabbed his head, and shook.
Then his skin started turning read. Then his
muscles started growing at a rapid pace.
Then lava started flowing in his skin. Next,
his face’s appearance totally changes.
Finally, he lost control of himself, and the
dangerous lava monster took control of him!
“God, what the heck is that ugly thing?”
Itachi shouted. Then Tracy roared, and
jumped on top of Itachi, before Itachi could
react. Then Kisame combined a dark and
light energy beam together to form some
type of ultra beam, and fired it at Tracy.
Tracy threw Itachi into the wall of the
mansion, and easily dodged the attack. Then
he goes behind Kisame and tries to punch
him. Kisame tries to block, but Tracy
punched him so hard, he flew right into the
Itachi and broke the wall in the mansion!
The guy who gave those two power, comes
to the wall, and yells, “You guys broke my
wall! How are you gonna pay for this!!!”
Then Itachi and Kisame started talking at the
same time, then they started crying, then
they fainted. So the guy threw them into this
door that led to some weird dimension that
they could never escape, and be trapped
there, unable to die either. They’ll just be
there forever, and starve to death or get
dehydrated to death, but don’t actually die.
Just a world of suffering. Tracy, who was
still in the lava monster form, could not see
who the guy was, and then he turned to the
just woken up, me and Austin. “Uhhh…
man, what’s going on???” Then Tracy
jumped in front of us, and tried to kill us.
“Wait, wait, wait! It’s us, Austin and
Xiaoxiao, your pals!” I tried reasoning with
Tracy. But, he wouldn’t listen, and he
kicked me far, far away. Then he turned and
faced Austin, and got ready to punch him.
Just when he was about to punch Austin,
Austin took out his Tao Family Sword and it
started to shine really heavily, blinding the
lava creature. Then he slowly backed away.
Austin stood up, he looked at his friend.
Then Tracy saw the sword, and realized he
was hurting his own friends. He slowly
regained control over his body, and returned
to his original form. He helped up all his
friends, including the Shamans and we went
to a safe spot by the back of the mansion,
and I took a sample of Tracy’s blood. Then
after a night’s analyzing his DNA, and the
DNA after he transforms, I was able to find
some sort of medicine that he had to inject
into his blood stream every 12 hours to keep
himself from changing into that state. It was
some sort of purple water. “What the heck is
in it?!?!?” Tracy asked me suspiciously.
“Well, basically, all that is inside is a type of
chemical that works against the chemical of
the lava, which I found inside of your DNA.
The chemical is supposed to keep your other
body numb, and stop your physical form to
change. There is also another kind of
medicine inside in order to keep you calm,
and happy. It also destroys most of your
emotions temporarily, until your 12 hours
are up, so the chances of you going into that
state are a very slim chance. But just in case
you do change into that form, I put in an
extra type of medicine which will knock
yourself unconscious when you show
aggression in the other form, so you can’t do
any damage to us or anyone else.” I
explained to Tracy. “So what your saying is
that this will keep me from turning into the
other form?” Tracy asked. “Yep. That’s
exactly what I mean. There is a 97% chance
that it will work.” I comforted him. “So…
What about the other 3%?” He asked again.
“Well, the other 3% chance will probably be
(1) you go into the other form and fail to
keep yourself under control, or (2) the
chemicals inside your DNA will cause your
physical form to become useless, which
basically means that you won’t be able to
use your body anymore, and you’ll have to
use another being’s body.” I explained. “
Ok, why doesn’t that make me feel any
better? Alright, I guess it’s worth a chance,
as long as I won’t hurt you guys, it’s okay if
I die.” Tracy said. “Don’t worry, you won’t
die even if your body loses itself. All I have
to do is surgically remove your brain into
another body, or figure out a jutsu that will
more easily transfer your brain and organs.”
I explained. So with that, Tracy injected the
purple colored water into his blood stream.
Tracy closed his eyes, and then waited for a
while. “How do you feel?” I asked him. “I
feel kinda sleepy, and nauseous. Now I can’t
feel anything. I don’t know what I feel. I
don’t feel sad, happy, mad, bored, angry, or
anything else.” Tracy said. “Yeah, told you
it erases most of your emotions!” I said. So
after we knew the medicine works, I decided
to give it a name. After a few thoughts, I
decided to call it the Physical Lava. I called
it that because Tracy’s other body is made
out of lava. So we went inside the mansion
after I made 6 cups of Physical Lava, 1 cup
each 12 hours. When we got inside the
mansion, we were in a big, big room filled
with all kinds of weapons. The room was
very dark. So we started walking towards
the front of the room. Suddenly, this huge
red fire spirit came down from above us. On
the fire spirit’s shoulder was Zeke!!
“Welcome guests, to my domain! You have
proven yourselves worth to come and battle
me. You’ve defeated all 25 of my
henchmen, you’ve defeated 5 of my
personal henchmen, and you we’re able to
fight off the current Itachi and Kisame!” “So
you were the big boss all this time?” I
yelled. “Why didn’t you tell us?” Andrew
asked the Shamans. “We tried to, but every
time we tried, our sentences got cut off!”
shouted Yoh. “Ah! Never mind. Right now,
let’s focus on fighting!” I shouted. So we all
charged at the giant fire spirit. Then all of a
sudden, the fire spirit shot a beam of fire in
front of us. We shut our eyes, and 8 of
Zeke’s henchmen appeared in the fire, and
the fire went out immediately. “Oh man! I’m
tired of kicking these losers’ butts!” I yelled.
“Hey! Who are you calling losers!” The
orange haired girl shouted. The 8 people
were the three girls, the fat Chinese guy, the
guy wrapped in a cape, new people, such as
a Spanish guy, a lego guy, and a football
player. First, the three girls used their new
combo. The yellow haired girl made the
Morty doll transform into a huge cannon,
and the orange haired girl put her kunai
inside the huge cannon. Then the blue haired
girl charged a nuclear bomb, and she put it
in the cannon, and they fired it at Tracy, me,
and Austin. Austin used his Bankai, and
fired a big fireball with my skeleton’s sharp
bones, and Tracy’s beam inside the core of
the fireball at the other bomb. They collided
in midair, and there was a huge explosion
and a blinding light, which caused an
advantage for both teams. We all seized that
chance, and charged at each other at full
speed, and the battle began! 10 against 8.
The blue haired girl launched a nuclear
attack at Yoh and Lenny. They shot their
attacks at her, and they all got hurt, and
fainted. Then the panda disc guy, shot his
panda disc at Austin. Austin used his Shikai
and shot his needles at the disc, and the disc
flew off course and accidentally hit Mort,
and Morty fainted! Then the needles hit the
fat Chinese guy, and he fainted. Then the
guy wrapped in a cape, shot his beam at
Austin, and Austin used his Bankai, and shot
his fire beam at the other beam. They
collided in midair, and held their ground.
Then the football player tackled Austin
unconscious, but the beam hit the football
player by accident, and he fainted. Next, the
lego guy built a wall to keep Zack in. Then
Zack burped on the wall, and the blocks
flew into the lego man’s mouth when he was
laughing! So the lego man choked to death.
Then the yellow haired girl shot her shots at
Zack, and they rebounded off his stomach
and killed the yellow haired girl by accident.
Then the blue haired girl fired her nuclear
shot at Zack, and Zack ate it and blew up.
She clearly woke up. Then I summoned a
dinosaur, and it ate her. Then the pumpkin
skeleton threw kunai and cut Rio’s hair in
half. Then Rio went insane and killed Cori.
Then Trey got mad and Trey and Rio killed
each other. So, it’s just me and Tracy left, I
thought. Then Tracy turned around and said
to me, “Look, it’s obvious that we aren’t
going to make it out of here alive. I wanted
to say that I’m sorry for putting you into
difficult situations, and putting you through
hard times these past few years. And…
and… I’ve always wanted to tell you that I
liked you as a cousin that I will probably
have in the not too distant future!! With that,
he threw me with all his strength through a
window of the mansion, and into the sky.
The last I saw of him, was getting
captured…
 When I got up from the fall. I was
really sad because I had let all of my friends
down. They were depending on me, but I
couldn’t help them. So I swore to myself
that I wouldn’t leave without them. Since I
was too weak to take on a total of 9
henchmen and Zeke himself, I knew that I
had to go and find help so I can rescue my
friends. First, I went to the village that I
once helped save, Konoha. Inside the
village, I first went and met with the hokage.
She said that I could assemble 1 team of
ANBU to help save my friends. “But, there
is one test you’ll have to pass, before you
can take them. Tsunade, the fifth hokage,
said. “You’ll have to beat me in a fight in
order to do that.” She said. “Alright, I’ll take
you on right now!” I said. Then we went
into a clearing in the plains and started
fighting. First she used her super strength
and tried to punch me. Then I summoned a
dinosaur to protect me, but she just blew it
up, and blood exploded everywhere! It
turned out that she also had the disease when
she sees blood; she gets really scared and
can’t move. So then I special summoned a
dinosaur with shining armor all over his
body, and huge claws. Then I told it to kill
her. It tried to, but then Tsunade broke out
of it, and punched the dinosaur and it broke
into a million pieces, and then she came
charging at me, and then she tried to punch
me, but I dodged it, and I used my medical
skills and my hands glowed green, and I
pushed her brain out of her ear, and then all
of a sudden, she just stood there and said,
“Duhhhh!!!” Then I pushed all her organs
out with my medical skills, and then I stuck
my special bone sword into her forehead,
and she died. So I picked a team of ANBU
that consists of 4 members. One of them is
for speed, just in case we need to retreat, and
we need to get backup. The second one is
sensing. He can detect any life form from
over 4 miles away. The third one is for
strength, and the fourth one is for jutsus in
order to fight. So we left Konoha, and
headed toward our next destination: Soul
Society. When we arrived, we asked Yama-
jii, captain-commander of the captains. He
said that he could take anyone I wanted for
saving the world from Aizen’s (fifth squad
captain’s) plan. So I assembled 4 of the 13
captains. Kuchiki Byakuya, 6th division
captain, Ichimaru Gin, 3rd division captain,
Zaraki Kenpachi, 11th division captain, and
Hitsuguya Toushiro, 10th division captain.
Just when we were about to leave, Yama-jii
comes in front of us, and says, “You’ll have
to beat me first, in order to use my captains,
or else you are not worthy to use them!” So
once again, I had no choice but to fight him.
So first, he took off his shirt, and he was all
full of muscles. Then he took out his Souls
Slayer, and it was on fire, and everywhere
around him was on fire too! Then he slashed
fire at me, and I dodged it, and then I
summoned a gorilla with dragon wings, and
a dragon head! I also made him extra huge.
Then I told it to eat the old man’s Souls
Slayer. Then the old man shot this ultra fire
at the dragon/gorilla. Then the
dragon/gorilla flew into the sky, and
breathed out fire from his dragon head.
Next, the old man cut the fire in half easily
with his own fire. Then the dragon/gorilla
came down and tried punching the old man.
The old man just dodged and cut off the
dragon/gorilla’s arm. Then he put some salt
on it and cooked it with his ultra fire. Then
he took a bite and said, “Mmmm… tasty.
Then he kept eating it, and then the
dragon/gorilla started rubbing his dragon
tail, full of scales on the old man’s Soul
Slayer when he wasn’t looking. Then he
made it all bumpy, and worn out. When the
old man turned around, he found his Soul
Slayer ruined. Then he got really mad, and
fired his fire at the dragon/gorilla. But his
Soul Slayer was so bumpy, it became wavy,
and came back and hit himself. Then he fell,
and the sword accidentally fired some fire at
the dragon/gorilla. The dragon/gorilla was
still laughing, but then he didn’t see it
coming, and the fire hit him, and roasted
him quickly, and I decided to put some salt
on him, and eat him. I did, and I tasted it,
and it was the best thing I have ever eaten! I
finished it in 18 seconds. So I took the 4
captains and the ANBU, and left Soul
Society, and headed toward my friends, and
soon save them!!!
 Soon, we arrived at the mansion, and
I thought to myself, this is it then. I was able
to make it this far, and now just to save
them. So with my team of ANBU and the 4
captains, we smashed the front doors down
and ran inside to find the ninth henchman
standing in front of us. “I do not wish to
fight you. I only want to warn you. To ask
you if you think that this is your best choice.
You were given the chance to live your life
in peace, but you risked your life fighting
two strong people in order to collect the
right people to come and save your friends.
Do you think that you can really succeed?
You and those 8 against Zeke and the nine
of us??? You should just go home and give
up right now, while you still have the
chance.” The guy said. “You know what,
you’re right.” I said. “But Tracy sacrificed
himself in order to let me live, now I will do
the same for all my friends who’ve
supported me all this time. I can just turn
around and leave, and I should, but I can’t
just leave them here to die. I also figured
that I probably won’t make it out of this
alive, but if I don’t at least try to save my
friends, I would just be a useless piece of
trash, and I won’t stand that. Even if I can’t
save them, I’ll make sure that they know
that I tried my best.” “You know what,
you’re a brave kid, and it takes guts to say
that. I’ll give you that,” the guy told me.
“And I know that I probably can’t persuade
you to leave, and I respect your choice. I
wish you luck, and try not to die.” Then he
walked away and disappeared into the
shadows. So keeping those thoughts in
mind, I took my team, and we set off into
the dark hallways. I used the guy that can
sense things, and he was able to guide us
through the corridors to the most powerful
source, which I guessed was Zeke’s. Soon,
we came into a hallway leading into
different directions. “That way!” the ANBU
guy said. “Wait. Lead me to my friends
first.” I told him. So he took me to the left
corridor, and we soon arrived at the cold
dungeon. There were 10 cells in total. 5 on
each side. So I summoned a skeleton and
made its finger fit just right, inside the lock
using necromancy. So I unlocked all the
cells, and soon all my friends walked out.
“Whew, I’m glad you came back.” Tracy
said, as he shook my hand. Well, that was
surprisingly easy, I thought. Then all of a
sudden, Tracy’s smile turns evil, and he
twists my arm in an awkward position, and
broke it. Then he held me in that place so I
couldn’t escape. Then Tracy, Austin, Lenny,
Rio, and Yoh pointed their weapons at me.
Next, Trey froze my legs to the ground
starting from the knee. “Guys, what the heck
are you doing!?!” “Did you honestly think
that I would really let you free your friends
that easily?!?!?!” a booming voice came out
of Tracy’s mouth, but I knew it really wasn’t
him speaking because the voice was deep
and cool, but Tracy’s voice is always high,
and nerdy, like a 8 year old girl. “Who are
you, and show yourself!” I shouted. “Very
well then!” the booming voice came again,
and my friends disappeared out of nowhere,
and so did their weapons and the ice that
froze me to the ground. Then all the cells
changed into some kind of mirror cell that
you can’t break, and all my real friends were
inside and they were unconscious! “Guy’s,
wake up!” I tired yelling at them. They
wouldn’t wake up, then suddenly, there was
a huge wind, and then all of a sudden, the
huge fire spirit appeared with Zeke and
Opacho riding on its shoulders! “So it seems
that you did come to save your friends, just
like I predicted! And you fell for such a
simple trap! Now I have you surrounded,
and I can finish what I started! You were
lucky to get away last time, but your not
going anywhere today!” Zeke said. Then all
nine of Zeke’s personal henchmen were
surrounding us inside a circle. “There’s no
need to struggle because inside this circle, I
placed a barrier so that any type of power
will be useless! So you just might as well
give up.” Zeke announced. So the three girls
came out and put some special kind of
glowing bonds that tied our hands together.
Then the girls took us to our cells. Then all
of a sudden, the east part of the wall of the
dungeon exploded, and there were these
guys wearing white shirts with all different
kinds of guns and having the sign X-Laws
on the upper side of their right shoulder.
Then the person inside this iron maiden said,
“We are the X-Laws, and we’re here to
annihilate Zeke for his evil doings in honor
of justice!!” Which was so nerdy that I or
any of my friends could not bare it. They
woke up because of this nerdy sensation that
was filling the room, and I puked cause of
the geek ness. While the girl that was
holding me wasn’t paying attention, I jabbed
her in the stomach then I punched her in the
face with 2 hands because they were tied
together. Then everyone in my team got out
of their situation somehow. Then we went
and tried to open the cells while the X-Laws
were fighting Zeke and his henchmen.
Byakuya tried his Senbonzakura, but it
wouldn’t work. The guy with super strength
tried to punch the mirror doors to the cells,
but that wouldn’t work either. “Why won’t it
open?” I asked Austin, as I was trying to get
him out. “The only way that it’ll open is that
if the person who put the barrier here was
here. Only he can do it!” Austin shouted.
“Wait,” Hitsuguya said. “I’ve used a barrier
similar to this one during the time you were
here and Aizen was looking for you. I had to
put it there to protect my friend from any
kinds of attacks from the outside. So I might
be able to destroy this one. Then he raised
his arm straight forward, and then he applied
some kind of pressure and power from his
arm all the way to his hand, and into the
mirror barrier from far away. Then smoke
came out at us, and when we looked, the
barrier was gone! “How did you do that!?” I
asked him. “All you have to do is stick your
arm and hand straight at the barrier from a
good distance away, so you won’t hurt
yourself. Then you gather reaitsu from into
the center of the chest. Then you guide the
reaitsu from the chest straight through the
arm, then the hand, and you release it
quickly at the barrier. The pressure will
guide the reaitsu onto the barrier, not to
actually destroy it. That would be the
reaitsu’s part. The reaitsu will flow all
around the mirror with no place to escape,
and cause it to explode from the inside out.”
The captain explained to us. “Cool! I wanna
try!” Said Ichimaru happily (because he’s al
ways smiling). Then he tried it and it
worked too because he was from Soul
Society, and they use reaitsu there too. So I
allowed all the captains to destroy the
barriers. Soon all our friends were out alive.
“Whew, now we can get our weapons and
defeat Zeke!” I shouted. Then Tracy said,
“We can’t beat him, he sealed away our
powers with a seal. Then he sealed the seal
inside a box. Then he sealed the box inside a
barrier. Then he sealed the barrier inside a
room. Then he sealed the room with a
barrier. Finally, he sealed the barrier with a
double barrier which is stronger than the
first one!!” “Oh my, that’s a lot of sealing in
one minute to talk about.” I said. So we
quietly snuck out the dungeon’s door, and
left the X-Laws fighting Zeke and what’s
left of his henchmen. The X-Laws already
killed the fat guy and the guy that met with
me before I went into the mansion. They
also killed the yellow haired girl and the
Spanish guy. Then Zeke got really mad and
yelled, “No more! That’s it!” Then he made
his fire spirit grab Jeanne, the girl inside the
iron maiden. Then he burned her.
“Nooooooooooo!!!!!” the yellow haired
guy named Marco, yelled. Then he went into
slow motion and he leaped into the air and
tried to save Jeanne. Suddenly, everything
went into fast motion and the fire spirit ate
Marco. “Ahhhhhhh!!!” shouted the rest of
the X-Laws. Then they ran out of the place.
“Nooooo!!! Don’t leave me here to die!”
yelled Jeanne. Then the fire spirit ate her.
 We searched almost everywhere using
the guy that can sense very well. Then after
a while, we stopped by a room with a metal
door. “I sense a strong amount of power in
there, and it could be yours!” the ANBU guy
said. “Yeah, and I sense a strong amount of
reaitsu that could be Tracy’s and Austin’s
Soul Slayers.” Said Hitsuguya. “Me too. I
can feel a lot of Zeke’s furyoku as the
barriers.” Said Yoh. (Furyoku means a type
of energy that allows Shamans’ weapons to
start glowing. It is similar to reaitsu and
chakra). “So… does anyone have an idea of
how we could break all these barriers?”
Tracy asked. “Hmmm… I think I might
know a way, and we can probably take
down Zeke at the same time.” I said. “Now,
here’s what we’re gonna do…”
 “All right, you guys know what to do
now?” I asked. Then everyone nodded, and I
said, “Alright then, everyone, hands in,
hands in.” Then we put our hands on top
each other’s in the middle of the huddle.
“This is it. Let’s eat Zeke, on three!” I
shouted. “What!?!?!” Austin yelled. “What!
I thought we could eat him after we kill him!
After all, we are omnivores! Plus, it’s only
fair that we get a great feast after a great
achievement! Also, that’s what he deserves
for being evil!” I shouted back to him.
“Well… I am a herbivore because I think
eating animals is just mean! And if you eat
your vegetables, you’ll grow up big and
strong!” Tracy shouted sadly. “Jeez, some
times I wonder if you really are a man or
not, you sissy girl!” I yelled. “Hey! Who
you calling a sissy girl, you small fry!?!?”
Tracy yelled. “You calling me short, darn
it!” I shouted to Tracy. “Yeah, what’re you
gonna do about it, you tiny shrimp?!”
“Here’s what I’m gonna do, you geek-
freak!” I shouted back, and then I jumped
and tackled him to the floor. Then we started
punching each other. “Alright, that’s it,
knock it off yo! We still have a play to run!”
shouted Kenpachi. Then he separated us.
“You both are acting like what you’re
calling each other! Now, let’s compromise.
Xiaoxiao, you eat Zeke if you want to, but
we’re celebrating some other way! Tracy,
you eat you’re veggies if you want to! But
for now I have decided that we’re gonna
say: let’s kill Zeke, on three! Austin said.
“But…” “No arguing!!!!! And cut the sass!”
Austin yelled again. So we put out hands in
again, and we yelled, “Let’s kill Zeke! Then
we lifted all of our hands into the air, and
Austin shouted, “Break!” “Alright then,
commence count down to the plan, in 5…
4…3…2…1…0… Run the plan now! Green
team, gold team, and red team, go!” I
shouted, then every team went into their
positions, and the plot began!!!
 The first part of the plan is having the
ANBU guy who is good with jutsus,
transform himself into one of Zeke’s dead
henchmen with all the injuries, but not be
really dead. Then he needed to tell Zeke that
we broke the barriers, I thought to myself.
So the ANBU guy transformed into the
football player, and limped to Zeke, and he
held his arm like it was broken, but it really
wasn’t. “Sir, I saw those people brake the
barrier and run inside to the seal to their
powers and their weapons!” The guy said to
Zeke. “What!!! How did they get in?” He
asked. “I don’t know, I just saw them go
in!” He said. “That doesn’t matter, let’s go!”
He said. Then he left into the direction of the
barriers. All right, time for phase 2 of the
plot. Now the green and red team will hide
by the entrance of the room just in case that
phase 3 fails. Their more like back ups.
Now, all that Zeke needs to do is open the
barriers and go inside, while the green team
sneaks in, I thought. Soon, Zeke arrived, and
we were all hiding. Next, Zeke formed 6
different seals with his hands, and unlocked
the barriers around the room. Then he
opened the door, and formed 8 seals with his
hands, and broke the barrier of the box.
Then finally, he murmured 4 words and
formed 3 seals with his hands and unlocked
the finally barrier that was sealing the seal.
He took it out, and looked at it. Then he
turned around and said, “There’s nothing
wrong with it, they didn’t steal anything!”
Suddenly, the green team ran inside, and
shut the doors. Then the gold team jumps
out from behind Zeke and both teams
surrounded him. Good, now for phase three.
The red team will go to the X-Laws for help,
and bring them back here, and together, we
will kill Zeke! Then I will eat him, I thought.
So I gave the signal and the red team, led by
the ANBU member that had speed, ran out
of the mansion, and to the camp of the X-
Laws. “Alright, time to take you out!”
shouted Kenpachi who was part of the green
team, and he had his powers. The green
team consists of three people. Zaraki
Kenpachi, the guy from ANBU with the
jutsus, and Ichimaru Gin. The gold team
consists of three people. Me, Kuchiki
Byakuya, and the ANBU guy that has a lot
of strength. The red team consists of 2
people . The ANBU guys that can sense
well, and Hitsuguya Toushiro. So first, Zeke
summoned up his fire spirit, and shot a fire
punch at the red team first. So Ichimaru
made his Soul Slayer extend out, and it cut
the fire spirit’s fist, but the fire spirit’s fist
was too hot, and it melted the tip of the
captain’s sword. “Nooooo!!!! You broke
my Soul Slayer!” Then he went insane, and
started punching the fire spirit. Then his
hands got stuck in the fire spirit. Then
Ichimaru’s hands melted, and then he
fainted, and the fire spirit ate him. Then
Kenpachi got really mad and yelled, “That’s
it! You’re going down!” Then the fire spirit
fired a beam of fire at Kenpachi. Then he
yelled, “Ahhhhhhh!!!” Then all this reaitsu
started glowing around him, and a 360-
degree shield that surrounded him stopped
the fire beam. Then suddenly, the reaitsu
shied started cracking, and Kenpachi got
worried and said, “I gotta take off my eye
patch to get extra reaitsu. Then he started
pulling the eye patch, but it won’t come off.
Then he started getting worried, and then he
started sobbing and crying. All of a sudden,
the shield shattered, and then the fire hit
Kenpachi, and burned him. When the fire
stopped firing, Kenpachi was burnt badly,
and his eye patch got destroyed. “Now my
eye patch is gone! Why won’t it come off
before!” Then he fainted. While team green
was fighting Zeke, team gold (which was
me, Kuchiki Byakuya, and the ANBU guy
that has a lot of strength), went and stole the
seal that contained our friends’ powers, and
their weapons. Then we ran for the door, just
as the fire spirit ate the ANBU guy with the
jutsus. “Nobody is going out of here!” He
yelled. Then the fire spirit shot two beams of
lava at Byakuya, me, and the ANBU guy
with the strength. “We’ll hold them off!” I
yelled, as the ANBU guy and I each stopped
a beam ourselves. “Whatever you say! I
ain’t dying here! I still have a sister to
protect!” Then he runs out the door and
hands Tracy the seal, and stands there
waiting. Suddenly, the seal starts glowing,
and all these different colors of beams
started escaping from the seal, and went into
their owners. “Let’s do this!” I yelled to the
ANBU guy. Then I special summoned a
water octopus, and the fire spirit charged at
him, and they both hugged each other! Then
the fire spirit got his fire put out. Then the
ANBU guy picked up the fire spirit and
tossed him to the side. Then the fire spirit
got really mad and lit up and fired fire at the
water octopus, and then the water octopus
evaporated, and there was steam
everywhere. So we were in a steam room for
a few minutes. After a while, the steam
cleared away, and the ANBU guy was not
strong anymore, and he was really weak. I
looked really thin too, and the spirit of fire
was really small. “Then the spirit of fire got
serious and he used the water vapors in the
air to transform into the spirit of water! Then
he shot a lot of water at the ANBU guy.
Since the ANBU guy was wearing a mask,
the pressure from the water pushed the mask
into the guy’s face, and he could only
remove it with surgery. Then he went
insane, and then got scared to death. So it’s
just me against Zeke, I thought to myself.
Then the water spirit shot water bombs at
me. So then I summoned a polar and the
water just splashed onto the polar bear and,
made all his fur wet. Then I jumped onto its
back and yelled, “Away, Mr. Polar Bear!”
Then the polar bear charged at the spirit of
water full speed. Half way there, he stops
and takes a few deep breaths. “What’s
wrong!?” I asked him. “Whew, either you’re
fat, or I’m fat.” Then he started charging
again. It got to the water spirit and used its
head to tackle the spirit’s ankle. Then it
started getting dizzy, and it started
wobbling. Then I accidentally fell off of
him, and the spirit of water got bored and
kicked the polar bear, and it flew straight at
the door. “Oh!!! I can’t take it anymore!”
yelled Tracy. Then he opened the door, and
from behind, you could hear Andrew say,
“It’s a bird!” “No, it’s a plane!” shouted
Austin. “It’s a gigantic polar bear flying
right at me!!!!” shouted Tracy. “Don’t worry
big fella, Tracy will save ya!” Tracy yelled
as he stuck his arms straight out. “Get of the
way!” Zack yelled at him, then suddenly, the
bear flew on Tracy, and Tracy got slammed
hard onto the floor. “Uhhhh… my spine. I
think it’s broken again.” He said. Then he
fainted. “Are you ok, man!?!?” asked Austin
as he slowly walked over. Then he yelled to
the water spirit, “You’re gonna pay for
that!” Then he jumps in and sees that my
pants are wet from the polar bear fur. Then
he started laughing, and then he started
crying and laughing at the same time. Then
he started crying because his throat started
hurting. Then he fell to the floor crying, and
then he fainted cause he was really tired
from laughing and crying. Then I started
crying cause he laughed at me, and the water
spirit was just about to punch me with one
of its water punches. He punched me so
hard, that I got stuck in the ground face first,
and I couldn’t breathe, so I started turning
purple. “Ohhhh!!! He turned into a grape,
can I eat him, can I eat him!?” asked Zack.
“No, you can’t eat him, and he’s not a grape,
he just can’t breathe.” said Andrew. All of a
sudden, a big angel came down and pulled
me out of the ground. Am I dead? I thought.
Then the X-Laws show up, and Marco
jumps in front first and says in a nerdy way,
“Make way for the X-Laws, and I don’t
want my clothes to get dirty, I just got them
dry cleaned half an hour ago, and they’re
pure white.” Then the rest of the X-Laws
jump in and accidentally squashed Marco.
“Justice has arrived!!!!” They shouted in a
nerdy way. “We all just came from the
Laundromat, and we just had out shirts
ironed and dry cleaned, so don’t get it
dirty!” The girl from the X-Laws said.
“Noooooooooo!!!” Marco yelled as he
pushed his teammates off of him. “Look
what you did; you stepped on my white
shirt! Now it’s all full of foot prints, and it’s
wet from Zeke’s stupid water spirit!” Then
he started crying, and stepped on their shirts
on purpose. They got up and saw that their
shirts were dirty too. Then they started
crying and Trey comes up and slaps them
each in the face. “Look! They got you guys
here to help, not sob like a couple of
babies!” Trey yelled. “Don’t worry, we got
everything under control. Help is on the
way.” Said Marco. “Yeah right, like I’d
really-” then suddenly, the ground started to
shake, then the ceilings started cracking.
Suddenly, the whole place collapsed on top
of us. When the dust cleared away, we could
see that Tracy used his ten-ninety beads to
form an energy shield around us, and Zeke’s
water creature protected Zeke. Then we all
looked around us, and to our surprise, we
saw so many people we did not expect to
see! ANBU brought 6 teams of 4 members
in each team followed by the 5th, herself. We
looked to the other direction, and saw that
captain-commander, Yama-jii was standing
there with all the captains that were
available at the moment other than Aizen,
who was killed, and the 4 captains that were
already here, and Austin and Tracy because
they were 2nd and 12th captains. “Looks like
you’re out numbered 41 to 1.” I said.
“Nobody out numbers me!!!!” Yelled Zeke.
Then the water spirit punched the ground as
hard as it could and then a giant water
tornado appeared from the ground into the
sky. There was a huge wind that knocked
Tracy’s ten-ninety beads from his hand to a
small crack in the ground. When we opened
our eyes, Zeke was gone, and so was his
spirit of water! Suddenly, there was a huge
wind and Zeke was back, but his spirit of
water was no longer the spirit of water. It
had a gold color. “What the heck happened
now?!?” Tracy yelled. “Ha! Since I was
being out numbered by you, I just simply
teleported my fire spirit and I to the Patch
Village, where the Great Spirits were. Then
my fire spirit ate the Great Spirits, and then
it had a tummy ache. After a while, he threw
up! So I had to wait 4 minutes for him to
feel better, then he had to eat his own puke
to get the Great Spirits’ powers again. So he
did, and we teleported here again, except he
was too heavy, so it took much longer.”
Zeke explained the whole thing. Then the
golden spirit punched at us, and we all
jumped aside. Then I summoned one of
those bird dinosaurs and had Tracy ride on
it. Then the bird dinosaur came at the golden
spirit and Tracy fired his beams at the
golden spirit’s eyes. When it hit him, he
yelled, “Ahhhh!!! My eyes, my eyes! I can’t
see!!!” Then Yoh, Lenny, Rio, and Trey
went from behind the golden spirit and
attacked it. First, Trey froze it in ice. Then
Rio shot his white ghost snake attack at the
golden spirit frozen in ice. Next, Lenny fired
his golden spear attack at the spirit frozen in
ice, continuously. Finally, Yoh shot his red
slash attack at the giant golden spirit. The
spirit unfroze it self, but it didn’t have time
to dodge all the attacks. They hit him, and it
stepped back three steps. Then I used my
bone sword and stuck it to its foot to the
ground and so did Byakuya. Then all the
captains (including the ones brought by
Yama-jii, and Austin and Tracy and the
captains I brought with me). Said clearly out
loud, “Destructive Art 4: White Lightning”
Then a powerful lightning beam comes out
from one of their fingers, and they all met at
a certain point, and they started gathering
more and more power. Then all of a sudden,
there was a huge white lightning bigger than
all the rest came from that point at the
golden spirit’s heart area. It looked like it
did a lot of damage because it brought him
to its knees. Then all 24 ANBU guys blew
fire from their mouths together, and hit the
golden creature in the back, and it fell
forward slightly. Next, the 5th hokage jumps
in front of it, and punches it in the stomach.
Then it threw up all the Great Spirits, and
their powers. Slowly, it grew smaller and
smaller until it turned red again and became
the spirit of fire. “No! This can’t be
happening! How can they destroy my spirit
of fire even when. It was in it’s most
powerful form!?!” Zeke shouted. Then he
made the spirit of fire eat the puke again.
Then it shot a golden beam from its hands at
the ANBU, and wiped them all out in a
second. Then it used one of its super
punches, and aimed it at the captains. (Not
including Austin and Tracy, but every other
captain). The captains drew their Soul
Slayers, but when the punch came, they tried
to block it with their blades. They did,
except that there was a humongous pressure
that rang threw their body and shattered
their bones, and turned their Soul Slayers
into a million pieces!!!! Then they fell and
cried in agony, and then they all fainted. The
fifth Hokage feel to her knees by the ANBU
members. “Why!! Why did you have to go!!
This is all my fault for bringing you here!
Now I will die to repent for my sins!” Then
she punched herself so hard in the stomach,
she puked out all her organs, including her
brain and heart. Then she fell to the ground
and died. So it was just down to us, I thought
as the golden spirit approached us. It first
came after the Shamans. He fired a powerful
solar beam from his mouth at them. They
tried to dodge it, but when the beam hit the
ground, there was a gigantic explosion, and
knocked them very far away. They were all
unconscious. Then suddenly, Yoh got up
and he was really mad. All of a sudden, he
became so mad that his face started turning
red. Then he suddenly had a fever, and fell
to the ground and fainted. Tracy ran over
and used one of his jutsus and poured water
on Yoh’s face, over and over again. Then he
started getting worried because it didn’t
work. Then he started crying and he used
too much power and smashed tsunamis on
Yoh. Finally, Yoh lost his fever and got up.
He turned his sword into a blue energy
sword. Then he jumped into the air at Zeke,
who was on the golden spirit’s shoulder.
Then everything went into slow motion. 6
minutes later, he was finally there, and we
were so bored, we all fell asleep, except for
Tracy. He was eagerly waiting with a cup of
coffee in his hand. (He had a cup of coffee
because it was taking a very long time, and
the only way to stay awake, was to drink
coffee. That’s why he was the only person
who was not asleep. Stupid imbeciles who
can’t define such easy things! No offense).
Yoh was just about to slice Zeke, then
everything went into fast motion and Zeke
just stuck his red energy sword in Yoh’s
stomach, and held him there. Then he
opened his mouth, and this blue thing came
out of Yoh’s mouth, and Zeke sucked in
Yoh’s soul! “Nooooooooooo!!!!!” yelled
Tracy as he collapsed onto his knees. Then
his eyes opened wide and his vanes were
showing clearly all over his body, and they
were really red. Then he started getting
bigger and bigger at a rapid pace. Next, he
started turning red. Suddenly, lava comes
out of him, and suddenly he turned into the
lava monster, with evil green eyes!!! Oh no!
I forgot to give him the medicine! I thought.
Then Tracy turned around and faced the
giant golden spirit. He jumped and tried to
punch the golden spirit. The spirit raised its
fist, and they’re fists collided. Tracy was a
lot stronger because the golden spirit
stumbled back a few steps. Then Tracy
jumped up again and punched the golden
spirit continuously. The golden spirit got
really mad and was about to step on Tracy.
Right before he could, two lighting bolts,
one was blue, and the other was red, came
flying from behind the golden spirit and hit
it in the 2 little circles on its back. The
golden spirit froze for a second, and then
small cracks started appearing around his
body. Gradually, the cracks became larger
and longer. Then lights appeared in the
crack. All of a sudden, he blew up into
pieces! “Who the heck did that!?!?” shouted
Zeke. Then all of us, (including Zeke)
looked behind Zeke. To our surprise, but
Zeke was even more surprised than us, said,
“How did you escape?” The two people he
was talking to were very familiar. The two
people were Itachi and Kisame. “Actually, it
was rather simple how we got out.” Said
Itachi. “You see, when we were first put into
that darned place, we did not expect to live.
Then Kisame went insane and tried to eat
my leg! So anyway, back to the point that
we did not think we would make it. Then
suddenly, I felt another strong presence that
was very close. I felt that it was also a
weapon that could teleport mortals and
immortals into and out of different
dimensions. The thing that I am talking
about is the ten-ninety beads! I tried to use
one of my jutsus to use the strongest magical
presence that was nearest me. So I used the
rest of my strength and was able to use some
of the abilities that from the ten-ninety beads
that I had enough power to operate. So I first
teleported myself out of the place, and since
you were all asleep, I was able to quickly
hide behind Zeke’s spirit. Next, I got
Kisame out, and then we destroyed Zeke’s
spirit. Now we’re even!” Itachi explained.
“Now we have to take care of you brats!”
said Kisame, pointing towards us. Then they
charged at us, and we got ready to once
again, kick their butts!! First, Itachi
summoned forth, two super cannons, one on
each arm, and fired this very, very powerful
and fast solar beam which was much more
powerful than the golden spirit’s beam, at
us. Next Kisame summoned this shark like
cannons on his shoulders, and fired water
beams that were much more powerful than
the ones he had before, at us. Then the two
beams mixed together. The water beams
were swirling around the solar beam. The
one beam came at us full speed, and then
Austin and Tracy came up with their own
beams. Austin used his Bankai and shot this
fire beam at the other beam. Then Tracy
used his Shikai and shot his energy beam
with the fire beam swirling around it. They
came at each other head on, and clearly,
Itachi and Kisame’s beam was more
powerful, because their beam broke Tracy
and Austin’s beam easily. So when their
beam destroyed ours, it was coming directly
at Austin! Before we realized it, the beam
was just about to hit Austin, and kill him,
when everything went into slow motion, and
Tracy used his Bankai to form his black
armor, and jump in front of Austin to block
for him. “Nooooooooooo!!!!” I shouted in
slow motion, and it sounded really weird.
There was nothing anyone could have done.
The beam got Tracy in the armor, cracked it,
and broke it, and shot right through Tracy. It
came at Austin who was behind him with
less power. So it didn’t kill him, but it
knocked him into a boulder really hard, in
slow motion. We could all see the agony and
pain in Tracy’s face clearly because it was
moving in slow motion. You could also see
blood spilling from the place where the
beam had hit him. It was gushing out like
crazy! He fell to the ground and his Bankai
disappeared by force when his life ended.
“Nooooooooooooooo!!!” shouted Austin, as
everything went into normal speed again. He
ran over to Tracy and dragged him to a
boulder and let him lean on the boulder, so I
could try to save him. “I’m sorry I let you
guys down.” Said Tracy as he coughed out a
lot of blood. “No, you can’t do this to us!”
shouted Austin. “I have to go. My stupid…
little… brother.” Said Tracy. “What did you
say?” asked Austin in astonishment. “You
were my brother from the moment we met!
Why else do you think we have the same
freakin last name?!?!” Tracy tried to yell,
but the low amount of blood in his body
stopped him from doing so. “So all this time
we were brothers?” said Austin. “That’s
right. That’s the reason why we look alike,
we both had the ability to become
Shinigami, (Shinigami means Death Gods)
and we aren’t just brothers, we’re twins!!”
Tracy said. “That’s why we look alike,” He
said. “Man! You can’t just die!” I shouted as
I tired to stop the flow of blood with my
awesome necromancy. “There is nothing
more you can do. You cannot stop a person
from dieing. Do not dwell on it. Live your
life in a better way than mine! Avenge me…
Austin!!!!” Tracy said with the last of his
strength. Then he slowly closed his eyes, his
heart stopped, and so did his breathing.
Soon, he was no more…
We were all sad of the loss of Tracy.
Especially Austin, who just found out that
Tracy was his twin brother. “That tears it,
you’re going down!!!!” Austin yelled at
Itachi and Kisame. Then out of nowhere, he
took out his Tao Family Sword, and then he
took out his Bankai dragon, and somehow
merged them together. There was a sudden
glow of light, and you could see that it was
Austin who was changing. When the light
was gone, Austin was a whole new person.
He turned him self into a miniature dragon
that was his size. He had feet that were
dragon like with claws. He had hands that
were dragon like, and He was covered with
this shining new armor. Even his jaw was
covered up to his eyes. Suddenly, he opened
his eyes, and they were green, glowing, and
evil looking. Then he opens his so-called,
paw, and this weird looking sword appears
in his right hand. The sword was a two
edged sword. One end was his Shikai Soul
Slayer, which was the one that was longer
than normal Soul Slayers with needles
sticking out and dragons circling around the
bottom of the Soul Slayer. The other end of
the sword was the Tao Family Sword,
otherwise known as Lightning Rod. The
middle of the swords was the hilt that
connected both swords together. (It was so
cool, that the author fainted for 2 weeks and
a half, then he wakes up and looks at the
line. He fainted again because it was so cool.
After another week, he wakes up, and starts
writing again). “You think that you can
defeat us!!!” yelled Kisame. “Do it! Super
Machine Mode!!” yelled Kisame. Then
Kisame transformed his cannon into a robot
with legs up to the stomach. Then Itachi
transformed his cannon into the rest of a
robot body with arms and a head. Finally,
they formed together and formed this
gigantic black and gray robot. “Whatever.”
Said Austin calmly. Then he moved in extra
fast Shunpo at the robot, and the robot came
at him full speed too. They moved so fast
that none of us could read his movements!
What great speed! It’s incredible! I thought.
They kept throwing punches at each other,
and they were moving around everywhere
using ultra Shunpo. Wow, I can’t read their
movements! They’re moving around without
a pattern, and they are able to read each
other’s steps! Zack thought. The metal robot
punched Austin, and Austin dodged aside,
then he swung his double-edged blade at the
robot’s chest. Suddenly, there was a huge
explosion that knocked our socks off!!! (No
seriously, Zack’s socks flew off his feet).
Then out of the smoke, the robot came
flying out, as it tried to lower his speed as it
came at the ground. While Austin got sent
backwards as well, and stuck his sword into
the ground with all his strength, and was
able to stop himself from going any further.
His hand was bleeding from grasping his
sword. “Jee, he grabbed his sword so tight
that he started bleeding.” I said, not very
interested. “Nice, but not good enough,
kid!” The robot yelled to Austin. “Shut up.
You’ll see what I can do.” Said Austin. Then
he got up and then pointed the part of the
sword called the Lightning Rod, up, and his
Soul Slayer, facing the ground. Suddenly,
this yellow, bright lightning ball started
forming at the tip of the Lightning Rod.
Then gradually, it grew larger and larger,
until it was a little bigger than a human
head. Suddenly, with all his strength, he
bend his front leg, faced the robot sideways,
pulled his sword back, so the Lightning Rod
was pointing directly to the robot, and
finally, with all his strength, he lunged his
sword out, and there was a huge lightning
beam that came at the robot. The effect was
so horrible, that there was a deep cut inside
the rocks below the beam, and the pressure
broke all of the rocks at the side of the beam
for 2 and a half miles, and it blew deep cuts
into our flesh. “Uh oh…” Itachi said, as it
was clear that he couldn’t avoid the beam in
time. I tried not to open my eyes, but I took
a peek and saw that the lightning beam
punched a gigantic hole in the middle of the
robot!!! The beam didn’t slow down at all,
and punched through 9 huge boulders!! At
last, it came to a stop as it made a huge dent
inside the 10th rock. In a blink of an eye, the
boulders shattered into pieces and fell to the
ground. So this is the power of a truly
evolved Soul Slayer! With the combination
of another valuable and powerful artifact!! I
thought. “Ha! Now we’re even! You shot a
hole through Tracy, and now I shot a hole in
you!!!!” Austin yelled. Then he fell to the
ground knees first. The armor started
glowing and then it started breaking apart
into dust. Next, Austin’s claws turned into
hands and feet again, but the double-edged
sword still remained the same. He was
breathing heavily, suddenly, he just
collapsed onto the ground and fainted!!
“Dude, are you alright?” Andrew asked him.
There was not respond from the motionless
figure on the ground. “Hahahahahahaha! Do
you honestly think something like that could
defeat us?!?!” a voice came from the robot.
Then the doors to the robot opened, and
steam came out of there. Then Itachi and
Kisame stepped out, completely unhurt!
“But…how is that possible! He wiped you
out!” I shouted. “That’s not the right thing to
say. He shot a hole through the robot, but
who said anything about shooting a hole
through us?” Kisame said. “What do you
mean?” asked Andrew “You see, during the
time the attack came at us, we temporarily
spread the cells that made the robot,
“extend”. By doing so, it makes the robot
really weak. So we made Austin think that
the shot just blasted through us and killed
us, while the hole was only in the middle of
us. That’s why the blast never lost it’s
speed.” Explained Itachi. “And now that he
is weary and tired from that powerful attack,
we can kill him, and all of you!” Kisame
shouted. “Not on my watch!” I said. “You
don’t even have a watch!” Kisame shouted.
“Huh? Oh right!!! It ran out of batteries, so I
left it at home before I came on this
journey!” Then I started crying cause I
didn’t have a watch, and what I said was
true, so now Kisame and Itachi really will
kill us!!! “Well we’re not going down
without a fight!” Andrew yelled. So we were
just about to charge at them, when we
suddenly heard from behind us, “No… you
can’t!!! This is…my…battle! I have to…
avenge Tracy, so stay…out… of this!”
Austin said to us weakly. “But you can’t go
on! Your half dead already!” I shouted to
him. Then he slowly got up, and with one
swipe of his hand, he knocked all of us aside
and picked up his sword. He stood up and
faced his opponents. “Do you think that you
can beat us?” Itachi asked Austin. “Watch
and see what else I can do.” Austin said.
Then Itachi and Kisame came at him head
on, and they started doing punching and
kicking combos at Austin. Austin started
blocking some of them with his sword and
started dodging some of them, and
sometimes he responded with his hands and
feet. Soon, Austin got tired and Itachi
punched him in the stomach. Then Kisame
kicked him into the air with his water
torpedo kick. (That’s when he kicks
someone with a water like torpedo around
his leg). Next, Itachi used Shunpo and got
right in front of Austin and used a blurry
amount of moves on Austin. We couldn’t
even see them, and towards the end, his
hands and feet started getting on fire and
then on the last kick, his feet started glowing
red very much. Then he swung it back and
kicked Austin in the ribs, and Austin flew in
midair, and finally landed on the rocky
ground and tumbled for a long distance. He
finally stopped, and laid on the ground with
his eyes still opened and his sword in his
hand. He stood up slowly, leaning on his
sword with a couple of broken bones.
Suddenly, Itachi used Shunpo and came
right above Austin’s head. Then he yelled,
“Here’s a taste of my 64 strike combo!!!”
Then he suddenly disappeared, and then he
suddenly reappeared in front of Austin and
started pounding him in the chest, ribs, and
stomach. First, 4 in the chest, then in the
stomach. Then 4 in the same place again.
Next, 8 in the ribs, and 8 in the ribs again.
Then 8 in the stomach and 8 in the chest.
Next, he did 16 more in the chest, where the
lungs were. Finally, he struck Austin in the
jaw with 8 punches, and Austin flew directly
into a boulder, making a large whole around
him because of the pressure that was applied
when he came at it so fast. Suddenly,
Kisame used Shunpo and came up at Austin.
Then he took out this huge sword and cut off
Austin’s left arm!! “Oh man! I liked my left
arm!” Austin said. “It’s over!” yelled
Kisame as he raised his sword up and was
ready to kill Austin. Suddenly, Austin raised
his right arm up and blocked Kisame’s
sword. Then he kicked Kisame in the jaw
and cut Kisame’s sword in half. Before
Kisame realized what happened, Austin
kicked him in the stomach and he fell into
the air and came down on the ground. Then
Kisame came up and so did Itachi. They
both broke parts of Austin’s body. Itachi
broke Austin’s right arm. Kisame broke both
of Austin’s legs, and then Itachi broke all of
his ribs. “That’s it, I’ve seen enough.” I said.
Then with all my power, I summoned my
special jutsu, and my most powerful one.
The gate of the underworld. It was huge and
made out of old metal. There were two
skeletons that were carved with iron on both
halves of the door. Then this black reaitsu
started glowing from around me, and the
gravity started getting heavier that it pulled
everyone except me, onto their knees. Then
I said, “Open!” and spread my black reaitsu
all over the doors. Then I focused my energy
in the crack that was between the gates. I
pulled all of my reaitsu in the crack. Next, I
held my arms straight forward and opened
my hand. “Release!!” Then I shut my hands
into a fist immediately, and the doors blew
open like there was a grenade inside!! This
black hole looking thing appeared in the
center and started sucking everything inside.
Immediately, I formed a 360-degree shield
with my black reaitsu around me, Zack, and
Andrew. The black hole sucked many rocks
and boulders inside. Suddenly, Kisame’s
feet lifted in the air and he yelled, “No!!! I
don’t wanna die!!!” Then he started crying
and grabbed Itachi’s shirt. “Let go of me!”
Itachi yelled, but Kisame wouldn’t let go.
Then Itachi started lifting up and they
started getting sucked into the black hole.
Austin still laid there with the chance of
being sucked in. “What are you doing, hurry
up and get in here!!” I shouted to him. He
slowly sat up and shouted, “I’m sorry, but if
I can’t live with Tracy, I’ll just have to force
myself to live with him forever!! It was nice
knowing all of you, and I wish you good
luck!” “What the heck is he doing?” Zack
asked me. “Oh no!!” I whispered to myself,
but before I could do anything else, Austin,
using the rest of his strength, lifted himself
up and the black hole started sucking him in.
“Before I go, here’s a present for all of you
to remember me by!!!” Then he tossed his
double-edged sword at us, and I caught it.
The last I saw of him was being sucked in
by the black hole. Now there was only Itachi
and Kisame who were half there.
“Weeeeee!! I’m a pretty birdie!” Kisame
yelled as he floated in the sky.

“I believe I can fly!

I believe I can touch the sky!
I’m getting killed by my foes!
I am being eaten by a big black hole!
I will die in a few minutes!
So I think I should stop singing!”
“Shut up!!!!” Itachi yelled to Kisame.
“If I die, I shall take you with me! So
here’s a little good bye present!!!” Itachi
shouted. Then he charged this huge
nuclear bomb in his hands and fired it at
us. Just before he got sucked in, he
yelled, “You’ll pay for this!!! You all
will one day!!!!” Slowly, his voice
drifted away, as he got sucked into the
black hole. The huge nuclear attack
came at us at a really fast pace. “Guys,
prepare for impact!!” I shouted to
Andrew and Zack. Suddenly, the bomb
came at us and hit the reaitsu shield.
There was a huge explosion and a
blinding light…
After a few seconds, everything
went back to normal. My shield was still
there after the attack. Then, I slowly
withdrew the reaitsu shield. The three of us
just stood there in silence for a few
minutes. “Did what happened really
happen?” Zack asked as he turned around
and looked at me. “Yeah. I’m sure it was
all real.” I said sadly, looking at the last
thing Austin had left us before he left. “So
what happens now?” Andrew asked “I
don’t know. I guess we just go on and live
the rest of our lives.” I replied. Suddenly, a
voice came in front of us and it shouted,
“I’ll tell you what happens to your life!!!!!
Your lives will end!!” Then suddenly, Zeke
jumps out in front of us, looking all crazy.
“You freakin killed my spirit of fire, so
now I will kill you!!!!” He yelled. Then he
takes these two pieces of paper from his
pocket. They were really actually seals,
and the paper was no bigger than a wallet.
Next, he burned them up! Suddenly, the
ground began to shake and these two
creatures jumped up from the crack in the
ground. One of them was red with three
horns and huge teeth. The other one was
blue with three horns and big teeth. They
were both really big and strong. “These are
my Shikigamis!” Zeke said. Then, the
Shikigamis charged at us really quick.
Then without warning, or hesitation, the
red one punched me inside my stomach.
He punched me so hard that my stomach
flew out of my back and Zack said, “Hey
look, an extra stomach! That way I’ll be
able to eat twice as much!” So he jumped
into the air and ate my stomach. Then he
slowly came down to the ground.
Suddenly, the blue Shikigami sneaks up
right in front of Zack and punches him in
the stomach. Then Zack threw up my
stomach, and it fell to the ground and
decayed. “Oh man! Just when I finally got
another stomach!” Shouted Zack. Next, he
went insane and started going inside the
blue Shikigami’s mouth! Then he yelled,
“Oh, what’s that now, huh!! How would
you like it if someone took your
stomach!?!?” Zack shouted as he took the
blue Shikigami’s stomach and ate it. Then
he jumped out and the blue Shikigami went
insane. So he tried to kick Zack in the jaw,
but then Zack ate its foot. Then the blue
Shikigami went even more insane and blew
blue fire from its mouth onto Zack. Next,
Zack got all roasted. The Shikigami walked
over and stuck a stick in Zack and then
took a bite out of him. “Ha! What’s that
now, huh? How would you like it if
someone took a bite out of you!?!?” The
Shikigami started taking another bite out of
Zack. Suddenly, Andrew came up from
behind and kicked the Shikigami in the
back. So the Shikigami started choking on
Zack cause a piece got stuck in his throat.
He couldn’t get it out of his throat, so he
choked to death. When the red Shikigami
saw this, he stopped fighting me and went
to fight Andrew. First, it tried to kick
Andrew. Then Andrew blocked with his
kick. Andrew’s kick was a lot stronger than
the Shikigami’s kick, so the Shikigami’s
foot broke and flew into a boulder that was
directly above the red Shikigami, and it
broke and fell on the red Shikigami and
killed it. So we turned and faced Zeke.
“NO!! That can’t be possible! How could
you have defeated my Shikigamis!?!?
You’ll have to go through me now!!!”
“Fine! We kicked your butt twice and we
can do it a third time!” I shouted. So first,
Zeke got his fire energy sword again and I
got summoned my really cool skeleton
sword again, and I handed Andrew the
double-edged sword. Then Zack blew
himself up by blowing on his thumb. Then
we all charged at each other. First, Zeke
attacked me with his energy sword. I
blocked it with my bone sword. Then I
ignited my bone sword with my black
reaitsu. We started slashing at each other
using Shunpo. Even though I almost
mastered Shunpo, I wasn’t strong enough
to keep up with Zeke. His movements were
faster than mine. Every time he changed
positions, he was able to figure out where
he was and keep up with the next attack.
He was also able to maneuver himself to
different spots with Shunpo that I had
trouble keeping an eye on. By the end of
the fight, I was knocked into a huge
boulder with 6 cuts. Zeke only had 4 cuts.
Two were deeply cut from my shoulder
into my chest on both sides of my body.
The other one was right down my left eye,
so now my left eye was blinded. Suddenly
Zaraki Kenpachi stood up and said, “Hey!
We can be eye patch buddies now!” Then I
said, “Uh, no we can’t.” Then he got really
sad and fainted again. Another two cuts
were in both sides of my waist. The last cut
was directly in the middle of my chest and
stomach. It was really, really bad. My bone
sword had also been cut in half, and my
reaitsu stopped glowing. Next, I fainted.
Next, Zeke charged at Andrew with
Austin’s double-edged sword. They started
using Shunpo to fight again. But this time,
Andrew plays soccer so his feet are really
quick. He was able to move 3x faster than
Zeke and Zeke wasn’t able to keep up,
especially with the double-edged sword.
They kept on slashing at each other.
Andrew hit him left and right because of
the both side advantage. Zeke had to take
care of the left and right of himself so
eventually he got tired. Then Andrew made
a sudden move by bending down and
sweeping the floor with his foot and
tripped Zeke. Zeke fell in the air and
suddenly Andrew’s Lighting Rod ended
the game and cut Zeke right through his
chest!! Then Zack came from behind, and
burped with all his strength at Zeke’s back.
Then he flew 15 feet, and straight into a
boulder!!! There was a huge explosion.
Then Andrew and Zack both landed on
their feet, and helped me up. “So, this is it
then I guess. It’s over.” Said Andrew. As
the dust started clearing away, we saw
Zeke there. He was bending over, blood
was rapidly dripping out of his mouth. His
right hand was gripping the right of his
chest, where he was stabbed. Blood was
gushing out from the front and the back of
the hole the sword made when it went right
through him. Blood was running like crazy
from his injury. He tried to stop it, but it
was coming out too fast. He was breathing
heavily and his eyes were not concentrated
that well. “You say that this is over!!! No!!
This is far from over! This is just the
beginning! You think that you can defeat
me with just that one attack? I’ll show you
that one day, I’ll be able to defeat you. One
day, we will meet again, count on it!” Then
there was a circle of fire that covered his
entire body and suddenly, the fire
disappeared and so did Zeke…

June 15th, 2006. The five Shamans,

the fifth hokage, ANBU, the 13 captains,
Zack, Andrew and I were standing in front
of 2 graves. It was a dark day for all of us.
Even the sky was as sad as us. It was a
dark day with clouds, and a light rain
shower. We all gathered together to honor
Austin and Tracy’s deaths. Tracy’s tomb
said:
 “Tracy Li, a good friend, and a good
companion. He risked his life for all of us. We
will always remember him forever.”

I will never forget the nerd that traveled

with us. I remember saving his life from
those bullies, and the good times we
shared, I thought.

Austin’s tomb said:

“Austin Li, also a good friend and a

companion. He risked his life to save us from
Itachi and Kisame. He chose to live the rest of
his life with his brother.”
 “So, what happens now?” Zack asked
the question once more. “I guess we just
chose our lives. That’s what Austin and
Tracy wanted to create. They sacrificed
themselves to keep us safe, and we have to
make the most of it.” So from that day, we
walked away from the past and looked
forward to the future. Zack went to Konoha
and helped them rebuild their village.
Andrew went to Soul Society and became a
Death God. As for me, I chose to go back
to my hometown: Metairie, New Orleans.
There, I stayed with my grandpa and
grandma. I practiced my necromancy at
night while they were asleep, and I would
be a normal 11-year-old boy in the
morning. I would eat breakfast, brush my
teeth, wash my face, take a bath, and go to
school. Soon, I was being scouted by the
Lakers from NBA. After the test, they
thought that I was good and soon, I was in
the NBA as #5, Xiaoxiao. I played with
Kobe Bryant and beat his record of 82
points in a game. It was during the game
with the Seattle, Super Sonics. We were
down by 2 in the final 10 seconds. Lamar
Odom in bounded the ball to me. Then I
went to the three-point line with only 4.6
seconds left. Next, Ray Allen fouled me, so
I went to the line for 3. I made the first one.
Then the coach of the Lakers took a time
out. After the time out, he sent me back in,
and I took the second shot and missed
because we were in Super Sonics’ home
court, and the fans were against us. Now I
had 81 points from those two free throws,
and we were tied, 147-147. As Ray Allen
was watching, he started picking his nose!
Then he got a big yucky buger out and
flicked it on my jersey. So the referee
decided to call it a technical foul! Then the
coach got really mad and ran up to the
court. So the referees had to knock him
unconscious and they counted that as a
technical foul! So then I took both shots,
and made them in. So I beat Kobe Bryant’s
record of 82 points in a game, and we won
that game, 149-148 (because Ray Allen got
fouled and only made one free throw)!!!

So from this day forward. The

three of us lived our lives in a simple way,
looking out for evil, and Zeke. Wherever
there was trouble, we came to help, and we
always will! Just being average citizens,
living in the world, living an average life.
Once Zeke prepares to reveal himself, well
then, you can probably guess what happens
next…
 “Itachi?” a voice said, as two pairs
of red eyes appeared in the darkness of the
underworld. “Yeah, I know. Time to
go!!!”

The End