A Tale of Printed Pamphlets in the Empire’s Premier City
Entrance is normally only accorded to those who are bothwell dressed (at least Good Craftsmanship Clothing or Average Craftsmanship Noble’s Garb) and well groomed(having had at least one bath in the last week). However,as soon as the characters mention they are here to seeMichaela von Jänke they will be escorted to a privateroom she has booked for the occasion. The characterswill then be left to wait in the room for ten minutes whileMichaela is told of their arrival; in the meantime anattractive waitress offers them their choice of spirits or wine.When Michaela finally arrives, she glides into the room,clad in an exquisite dress of blue and lavender. She willexplain that her predicament is rather embarrassing; shehas learnt that a local publishing house intends to put intoprint a scurrilous pamphlet about her which borders uponthe pornographic. Through her contacts, she has learntthat a thousand copies are currently loaded on JohannesVerknüpfung’s river barge, known as the ‘MissBedenklich’. This is due to transport them, along withvarious other publications, upriver to Nuln. Obviouslywanting to prevent the pamphlets publication, she wishesthe characters to sneak aboard the barge, steal thePamphlets that refer to her, and destroy them, to give her time to petition the Imperial Courts of Justice to ban itspublication. Due to Michaela’s knowledge of AcademicKnowledge (Law) this should be made to sound prettyplausible to the characters, especially as it is, at least inthe broad strokes, correct.Characters with Academic Knowledge (Law) will realisethat stealing a thousand pamphlets is actually a prettyminor crime; each will be sold for around a single penny,so the total value is only around 4 gc. Even if thecharacters are caught and successfully tried (a dubiousprospect at best) is almost certainly the maximumamount they will be fined.
Barge Aboard
The Miss Bedenklich is docked in the NiederhafenBezirk, alongside wharfs clearly marked with symbols of the local Hook gang. Assuming they arrive in the evening,the quayside is almost entirely deserted, with JohannesVerknüpfung and all the stevedores having retired tovarious Altdorf taverns. A single Hook stevedore patrolsthis section of the docks, on the lookout for anytroublemakers from the rival Fish gang. As he takesaround half an hour between patrols, the charactersshould have plenty of time to locate and sneak aboard,aided by the evening layer of Altdorf fog.
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Miss Bedenklich Random Crate Table
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A Crystal Skull carved from solid Izril
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2
50 Printed Books in Classical on Necromancy
*
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3
50 Printed Books in Reikspiel on Necromancy
*
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50 Printed Books in Classical on Astrology
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50 Printed Books in Classical about Scarab Beetles
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A collection of various Polished Bones
*
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1000 pamphlets in Classical on ‘State Censorship’
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1000 pamphlets in Reikspiel on ‘the Lahmian Threat
’18
9
1000 pamphlets in Breton on ‘the Goddess Cailledh’
*
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1000 pamphlets in Reikspiel about Michaela von Jänke
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The barge is a typical river vessel, with a small cabin atthe back where the boatman dwells and a tarpaulin roof covering the cargo. The cabin door is locked, this can beopened with an Average Pick Locks Test. Alternativelycharacters could use a sharp knife to cut through the tar covered canvas.The barge has two levels of cargo; the upper containsstacks upon stacks of printed pamphlets and books. Anycharacters that have Speak Language (Reikspiel) andthe Read/Write skill can quickly determine that everythingon this deck is fairly dull - mostly recipe books,newssheets and cheap novels.The lower cargo deck is accessed by a short ladder, thisdeck is unlit and characters without Night Vision or a formof illumination will be unable to see. Unlike the upper deck the cargo here is stored in wooden crates, and willrequire a crowbar or other implement of brute force to beopened.There are ten crates here, each unmarked, rendering itmatter of pot luck which is opened first. Have the playersroll on The Miss Bedenklich random crate table each timethey open a crate, re-rolling duplicates. All entries marked with a * are clearly illegal to own withinthe Empire. Should the characters keep any copies of these, they provide basic information upon their subject.The pamphlets on Michaela von Jänke are explicit andpornographic in their content – should the charactersever find a way to prove it, every word in them happensto be true.
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