Lanus

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:06:41 AM
Magical Woman
The Moon Shines on your Cycle!
But Sock thinks it's Gross.


or, how 'bout


Love your Lady Bits!
Buy a Diva Cup today!
Get over your "Icks!"


Come, let us celebrate our womynly cycles in Poem! Anyone? Anyone?


Lanus

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:13:56 AM
I am not even familiar with the back story but Lanus you are one of the funniesr peas!

And quite eloquent, somehow you made menstration beautiful!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:14:59 AM
ROTFL!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:15:55 AM
Love your Lady Bits!
Buy a Diva Cup today!
Get over your "Icks!"

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa

as pink lemonade spews all over my desk as my boss sits on a conference call in the next
room....................oops!!!!!!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:16:43 AM
So can the diva cup be used as a jello mold?

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:17:55 AM
So can the diva cup be used as a jello mold?


Just in time for easter..........put two halves together to make an egg!!!!! Someone call Kraft
foods quick!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:18:43 AM
Teeny, tiny cup.
Holds my jello lovingly.
Life is a salad.
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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:25:58 AM
I'm thinking something could be put inside the egg to make it more interesting. A peep,
perhaps?

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:28:06 AM
Teeny, tiny cup.
Holds my jello lovingly.
Life is a salad.
OMG! too funny!!


GoBucs!
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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:33:26 AM
LMAO!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:34:05 AM
STOP. IT.

I am in a public place & I just burst out laughing & got stared at.

OMG the lady bits & the jello mold... PRICELESS!!!

Moriah

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:35:54 AM
I want my Aunt Flo
testing out new Diva Cup
come on period

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:36:58 AM
Oh little plunger
you protect my clothes so well
thank you Diva Cup

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:38:33 AM
Don't put eggs in there
they will only cause cramps now
eat your Peeps instead.

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:42:22 AM
Tiny Purple Peep
Nesting in my Diva Cup
Springtime forthcoming



isitnaptime
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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:42:51 AM
please sanatize well
for best results when using
as a jello mold
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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:43:36 AM
This is going to rank with the church sign thread for funniest thread in recent months on
TwoPeas!

Tina: You are killing me woman!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:43:55 AM
Move over Thena. We got this poetry thing goin' on !




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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:47:53 AM
Basket of Fem Bits
Emptying into my Sink
Cup of my Freedom


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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:49:55 AM
Drink to the Springtime
But not from my Diva Cup
'Cuz that's just nasty


isitnaptime
I can't find my granola bar.

Posted: 3/29/2006 10:51:55 AM

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Posted: 3/29/2006 10:52:28 AM
Let the river flow
For six hours on the go!
Trusty Diva cup!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:00:06 AM
The visuals these bring to mind are making me queasy.

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:07:01 AM
please sanatize well
for best results when using
as a jello mold

Alison


LMAO or this would DEFINITELY be appropriate to use the LMVO!
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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:10:22 AM
Somehow this is the funniest, yet grossest thread ever!!!

jello mold? Ewwwww.

Seriously LMBO over here!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:11:17 AM
A Diva Cup. Ha!
That there's some sense of humor.
A cup of clots. Ewww!





TinaFB
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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:11:32 AM
Jello and Aunt Flo
together in the Diva
let's call it salad
the asylum

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Lanus
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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:14:13 AM
There is something wrong
With using them together
"Diva Cup" and "Eggs."


Lanus

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:14:15 AM
Want to save the earth
From rivers overflowing
with tampax products

Will it fit? I ask
There are many ways to fold
The peas answer me

Haven't bought one yet
But found out a store nearby
Thirty-two dollars

Posted: 3/29/2006 11:14:31 AM
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This is so hilarious! Thanks for the smiles, snorts, and laughs!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:14:39 AM
carrots, olives, spam
pour jello on top on top and cool
Diva salad fun

fuggles
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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:14:56 AM
LANUS!! Lady bits!
LMAO!!!
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Lanus
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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:15:38 AM
Drink to the Springtime
But not from my Diva Cup
'Cuz that's just nasty



Oh, my, LAAAAAAAAAWD! Now THAT is funny!


Lanus

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:20:09 AM
little Diva Cup
mix in jello and liquor
the perfect shot glass
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Lanus
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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:25:29 AM
Tina, that is both so WRONG and so HILARIOUS I don't know what to do.


Lanus

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:26:31 AM
This is so sick and yet so funny. I find myself not being able to turn away.




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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:29:44 AM
Jello shots ! Too much !

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:32:41 AM
Thirty-two dollars
for a cup that holds some blood?
The Grail was cheaper.

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:35:00 AM


I am both skeeved and amused by this thread.

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:35:19 AM
Sock: I just choked on my South Beach pizza! Good thing my co-worker knows the Heimlich!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:37:11 AM
I told him we already had a grail!
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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:38:01 AM
Just a thought: Wouldn't a dixie cup be infinitely cheaper?

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:39:13 AM
Girl on a budget?
Stick a dixie cup up there.
Diva cup, my a$$.


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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:39:26 AM
Teeny, tiny cup.
Holds my jello lovingly.
Life is a salad.


OMG. Stop it! That is so funny!!

Heather Feather*
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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:40:42 AM
Girl on a budget?
Stick a dixie cup up there.
Diva cup, my a$$.


Ummm, wrong place.



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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:40:45 AM
Thirty-two dollars -
one time; then you pay no more.
Tampax is costly.

Thirty-two dollars -
How much money is enough
To rid self of ick?

Posted: 3/29/2006 11:46:43 AM
It's worth the money
for me not to have to touch
the rubber Diva.
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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:51:23 AM
hahahahahahahaha!!! LMAO over here too!!!!
Girl on a budget?
Stick a dixie cup up there.
Diva cup, my a$$.


SOCK!!!

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:56:16 AM
All this Diva Cup
Poetry Lends new meaning
to LMVO.



Lanus




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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:57:05 AM
tiny computers
tivo, onstar, star jones too
why still periods?

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Posted: 3/29/2006 11:59:53 AM
O' my Diva cup
Your capacity is great
No runneth over.

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Posted: 3/29/2006 12:02:51 PM
Long manicured nails
Cannot reach the Diva Cup
Stuck there forever.


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Posted: 3/29/2006 12:04:18 PM
What smells so damn bad?
Menses so dark and juicy,
Diva Cup is stank.

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Posted: 3/29/2006 12:21:42 PM
dogs circle around
noses llifted in the air
odiferous joy


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Posted: 3/29/2006 12:34:13 PM
Menses so dark and juicy,


Oh, Moni. Moni, Moni, Moni.

I do believe I am going to heft. Just a little in my mouth.

*Paget*
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Posted: 3/29/2006 12:46:14 PM
I am *rolling* over here.
Drink to the Springtime
But not from my Diva Cup
'Cuz that's just nasty


So funny! I died at Moni's too, but can't make myself paste it cause it's just too, too ick!
LOLPIMP. ....hmmm.... maybe I *do* need a Diva Cup for while I'm reading at 2peas!

*Paget*
Cute Girls Pea
Posted: 3/29/2006 12:50:54 PM
We haven't had any limericks yet:

There once was a cup called "Diva"
It made me a little Skeev-a
It filled to the top
Poured out with a plop
And now I no longer need ya!


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Posted: 3/29/2006 12:55:21 PM
Public restroom yuck
washing out my Diva cup
share the germs with all.

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Posted: 3/29/2006 12:58:52 PM

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who posted 2PeasinaBucket
"My Diva Cup Rocks!
More comfy than Sock's
Dixie~cup~fill~up~and~chuck~it"



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Posted: 3/29/2006 12:58:56 PM
Lowly Lurker Girl
Laughing along with the Peas
Diva Cup Poems rock.

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Posted: 3/29/2006 1:04:14 PM
suction cup cervix
the Diva Cup's stuck in there
can't anyone help?

Mary Mary
Posted: 3/29/2006 1:54:58 PM
If only I had
read this manky thread before
I ate a huge lunch.

barf.
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TinaFB
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Posted: 3/29/2006 3:10:42 PM
Mary's uterus
really wants a close buddy
hello Diva Cup!

peased-as-punch
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Posted: 3/29/2006 3:31:31 PM
Well thanks kerry for showing me this thread--you guys are too funny. However I have been in
a limerick mood so here goes:

I once had a cup for my flow
but it wasn't quite big enough for a ho

it fell out one day
much to my john's dismay

I guess tampons are the way to go!



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I found the cup while peeing
it looked very freeing

And now that's the only thing for my 'ginah!

Mary Mary
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Posted: 3/29/2006 3:34:15 PM
Mary's period
Has died like the Dodo bird
Thank you, IUD.

Lanus
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Posted: 3/29/2006 3:34:57 PM
Tina, I hereby crown you Queen of Diva Cup Haiku. Feel free to use it in your siggie or Pea Title.
It certainly is a much-coveted crown. (Now picturing Tina with a be-jewelled Diva Cup on her
head....)


Lanus

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Posted: 3/29/2006 3:37:04 PM
These threads are so hilarious!

I can't believe you rhymed two things with Nantucket and didn't use the F word.

~K

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Posted: 3/29/2006 3:45:38 PM
A cup full of clots
My, how lovely it would be
Blessed Diva Cup.

isitnaptime
I can't find my granola bar.

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Posted: 3/30/2006 11:04:55 AM
Diva is a word
used by many lovingly.
Sadly, not today.




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Posted: 3/30/2006 11:18:15 AM
what is, a diva
a tiara, crown and sash
tiny cloterie