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The Stony Brook Press - Volume 15, Issue 15

The Stony Brook Press - Volume 15, Issue 15

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o f th e more asininee v e n tsi n S to n yB ro o kh is to ry .A b e tte r
im a g eth a nP a trio ts ? E x p la in th a tt oh isto ria n sa n dth el o c a l
v e te ra n 'sg r o u p s .Ab e tte rm a rk e tin gto o l?N extth es c h o o l
c o lo rsw illa d d b la c ks oth a t i tw illlo o k c o o lo n
b a s e b a ll
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w heny o ui n s e r t
Seaw olves,w h ic ho n epresum esd o e sn o t a r i s efro mth e
g ro u n da lth o u g hs in c ei t isam y th ic a lc r e a t u r e ,a n y th in g
i s
p o s s ib le .
S to n yB ro o km ayy e tp ro v id eth ein s p ira tio nfo raJ o h n
W aters film ,i t sn o n -B a ltim o relo c a len o tw ith s ta n d in g .

Im age. L e t's takealooka t som eo f th e im agesa n dr e p u - ta tio n s S to n yB ro o k h a sh a do v e r th e y e a r s .F irst,i tw asa sm allt e a c h e r 'sc o lle g e ,th e ns u d d e n l y

am a jo rr e s e a r c h
u n iv e rs ity .A sth e " B e rk e le yo fth eE ast", th e
1 9 6 9d ru g
r a ids u l l i e d
S to n yB r o o k 'sre p u ta tio nfo ry e a r s .L a te rth e
u n iv e rs ity
w asi nth e n e w s for faultya rc h ite c tu re
a n d
g ra d u a te
s tu d e n ts t r i k e s .A tth esam etim eP r e s i d e n t
M arburgerw asp ro c la im in g
S to n yB ro o k to bei nth eto p
o n ep e r c e n to f th en a tio n 'su n iv e rs itie s( " b y

m ost m ea- s u re s " ),n a tio n a lnew so u tle ts covered the falser a p e accu- sationsa g a i n s t Q uincy Troupe.

N ow
w e'rei nth en in e tie s . W ith them ille n n iu m
c o m in g
toa ne n d ,i t ' sa tim et od e c i d eS to n yB r o o k 'sfu tu re .T h e
current debatem ayre v o lv ea r o u n d
a th le tic s ,b u tth etru e
g o a lo fd is c u s s io n
i s th es o u la n dfu tu reo f th eU n iv e rsity .
W itha c h a n g e at theto p , there aretw oc h o i c e s :h a v eac le a r
p u rp o sea n dd ire c tio na n dh ireaP re s id e n tt ol e a d
S to n y
Brook thereo rh ireaP re s id e n tt o d e c id eth ed ire c tio n .

I na n ye v e n tth e rew illb e m ores e l f - s t u d i e s ,p la n sa n d p ro je c ts , m ucho f w h ic hw illn e v e rle a v e th ed ra w in gb o a r d . A

1 5 0ro o m

h o te la n d conference center w ass u p p o s e dt o h a v eb r o k e ng r o u n d by the m aine n t r a n c es e v e r a ly e a r sa g o . T h eS o u th g a teIn d u stria lc e n t e rw illn e v e rb e b u ilt.E v e na form alg a tea tth em ain entrance awaitsi t sd u e .

T h ek e yt o th eu n iv e rs ity 'sc u r r e n tp la nt o keep students
on cam pusi st ob u ilda$ 3 .6m illio n ,4 0 0 0s e a ts ta d iu m .
O f
c o u rs e ,w itha na v e r a g eo f f i v e hom efo o tb a llgam ese a c h
f a ll,th e reb e tte rb eap la n for ther e s to f t h e academ icy e a r .
Iti s u n lik e ly the soccert e a mo ra n yf a l lsp o rts w ill bea b le
tou s eth es ta d iu mu n d e r the excuseo fdam agingth etu rf.
L a c ro s s ew o u ld g e tth eu s ei n t h esp rin ga n dp r o b a b l y
lo c a lsp o rtscam psw o u ldu s ei ti nth esum m er.S a f et o
s a y ,
in tram u ralsa n dc lu b s( i . e .r u g b y )w illn e v e rb e a llo w e din to
i t( o n c ea g a i n ,dam agingth et u r f ) .S oa p p ro x im a te ly
1 0 0
stu d e n tsw illb ee n title dt ou s ea$ 3 .6m illio nf a c i l i t y
(v e r-
s u sa$ 2m illio nd o rmr e h a b ) .R ah team !
O neid e ah a sth es ta d iu m
b e in gu s e da tn ig h t. I'm ,s u r e
th el o c a lc o m m u n ity w ill loveh a v in gth en ig h ts k yl i tu p

a lo n gw ithth ei n c r e a s ei nn o i s ea n dt r a f f i c .P lu sa 4 ,0 0 0 seat stadiumi s sm all,m anyh ig hs c h o o l's capacityi ssim i- la r.T h e re a lityi s th a t th e4 ,0 0 0seatc a p a c i t y w ille v e n tu a l-

ly be expanded.
I 'l li g n o r eth e p a r k i n g issue sinceI 'm s u r el o c a l r e s i d e n t s
w o n 'tm in dth e p a rk in go n
th e irs t r e e t s .T h ep a rk in g
lo t

n e x t to th e s ta d iu mw ill ber e s e r v e d fo rb o o s t e r sa n din flu - e n tia l a lu m n iw hose d o lla rs support the p ro g ra m .T h e h u d - d le dm asses w ill be e n title dt o ta ilg a tei n S o u thPL o t.

T h e rea r es e v e r a la d m in is tra to rs th a t h a v e s a i d that there
a rea lu m n iw ho w illd o n a tet oa th le tic s a n dn o th in ge l s e .
S in c e$ta lk s ,Iw illg oo nth er e c o r ds ta tin gth a t
a sa
L ife tim e

M em bero f th e A lu m n iA ssociation,Iw illn o t d o n a teo n edim e to S to n yB ro o ki fi tg o e sa h e a d w ith the c u rre n t a th le ticplans.Iw illd o m y b e s tto h a v esom eo fm y f r ie n d s ,fe llo w

alum ni,p le d g e the sam e.I fIsh o u ld ever
c h o o s e to donate, it w ill got oa specific scholarship
fu n d
fo rn o n -a th le te so n ly .
W h ilethel a c ko f m ym oney m aym eann o th in gt oth e
u n iv e rs ity 'sd e c i s i o n s ,a t l e a s tthose choosingth isp a thw ill
k n o w
th e ya r ed o in g th em o rally correct thing. (A ctu ally
th isi sa nin terestin gp h ilo s o p h ic a l d ilem m a).

T h e message being senta tp r e s e n tt o the cam pusi sth a t th eo n ly th in g that m attersi s dollars.T h eo ld adage that m oneyta lk si s clearly theo n lyth in gg u id in gm anya tth e decision-m aking

le v e l.I fth e faculty ands tu d e n tsw ereth e
prim e concern, the currentp ro b le m
o fim p ro v in gu n d e r -
g ra d u a tee d u c a tio nw o u ld n o te x is t. It never w o u ldh a v e ,o r
sh o u ldh a v e , becom eaproblem .
I fth e a th le tic s p ro g ra mi sa llo w e dto d e v e lo pin toab ig -

tim eprogram ,th ef o c u so t fu n d -raisin g efforts am ongth e a lu m n iw illb eb a s e dto w a rd si t ss u p p o r t .T h e r ei salim it tod o lla rsth a t can bed o n a te d .E v e n tu a lly

a th le tic sw ill d e v e lo pin toi t sow ne n tityw ith separate funding, dorm s, re c ru itin g ,a n ds c h o l a r s h i p s .Y oum ig h ts a yi tw o n 'th a p - p e nb u tth eH e a lthS c ie n c e C e n te rw a s n 'ts u p p o s e dt o s h e dc o n c r e t ee ith e r.

W hat w e'relo o k in gfo ra r ete a m so f C h ipH ilto n 's.C h ip
H ilto nw ast h ep r o t a g o n i s ti na s e r i e so fb o o k si nth el a t e
1 9 4 0 's
a n d
'5 0 s .W rittenb yC la ir B e e ,th el e g e n d a r y .
L .I.U .c o a c h ,C h ipm anaged

top la yfo o tb a ll,b a s k e tb a ll, a n d baseball (beinga nA ll-A m ericani ne a c h ) w h ilew o rk - inghim self through schoola n dm a in ta in in gh is s t u d i e s . T h isw o u ld( a n ds h o u l d )b e th ei d e a lS io n yB ro o ka th le te : s u c c e s s fu l

o nth ep la y in gfie ld ,i n th eclassroom ,a n do n th ejo b .O fc o u rs eth a t ideal m ayh a v ee v a p o r a t e d w ith the tw oh a n ds e t sh o t.

O fc o u rs e ,i t ' s u n lik e ly

th a ta n yo fth e S to n yB r o o k 's sports program s w ill m ake m oney, especiallysm allerm e n 's program sa n d alm osta llw o m e n 'sprogram s.I n d e e d ,m ost

c o lle g ia tea th le tic
program sn a tio n w id el o s em oney.S o
w hyd ot h e yr e c e i v e s o m uch support? Isi tr e a l l ytra d itio n ?
S tu d e n t m orale? School pride?
T h e realityi s alu m n id o lla rs.A lu m n iw illd o n a te$t oa
successful program .T h is e x p la in sth a t w h ileB o b b yK n ig h t,
In d ia n a 'sb a s k e t b a l lc o a c h ,m ayb ea na s s h o l e ,h e 'sa na s s -
h o le ru n n in gas u c c e s s fu lp r o g r a m that keepsa lu m n id o lla rs
flo w in g .
B e in go v e r l o o k e di na llo f th isi s that intram urale v e n t s
- 1
T h e S to n yB rookP ressp a g e2
a n dc lu bsp o rts have always draw n

th em osti n t e r e s ta n d s u c c e s sa tS t o n yB r o o k .F o r y e a r s , th e m ost populars p o r t w as pit hockey;i te v e ng a r n e r e d

m e n tio ni no n eo f L isa B irn b a u m 's college guides. T os h o wi t s s u p p o r t , th ea d m in - istration covered

u pth ep iti n as al a n d s c a p i n g
im p ro v e -
m enta decade ago. Rah team !

T h e Equestrian teamw onan a tio n a lt i t l e ,a s have several tra c ka n df i e l dteam m em bers.B u t,th eth in k in g g o e s ,n o o n ew a tc h e sth a to n te le v is io n .

L e t'sfo ram in u te e n te r the w arpedre a lityo f S to n yB ro o k
a saD iv isio nI/I-A A

sc h o o l.Ife e lIhave somea b ilityt o d is c u s sth is bizarre possibilitys i n c eIa ls og r a d u a t e df r o m th eU n iv ersityo f D elaw are, w hichi s presentlyaD iv isio n I/I-A A

sc h o o l. A gainst w hats c h o o l sw ill S to n yB ro o kb e
c o m p e tin g
a g a in s t?D uke?G eorgetow n?
M ic h ig a n ?

U C L A ?S o rry , you aren o ta w in n e r,t r ya g a i n .I na ll l i k e l i - h o o d , S to n yB ro o kw illb e intw o conferences, one fo r fo o t- b a ll,a n o t h e r fo r th er e s t .

A tp re s e n t th e rea r e th re ec o n f e r e n c e si nth e East for I/A A
fo o tb a ll. Id o n 'tth in kth eIv y L e a g u ei s lo o k in gt oe x p a n d .
T h e Y ankeeC o n f e r e n c e ,w ith

s c h o o ls lik eD elaw area n d U M ass,i s oneo f th estro n g esti nth ec o u n t r y w iths e v e r a l s c h o o ls w aitin gt oe n t e r .

T h a tle a v e s th e P a trio tL e a g u ew ith s c h o o ls lik e F o rd h a m
a n dL a ffa y e tte .A h th e iro n yo f th eS to n yB ro o k E x p a trio ts
p la y in g

inth eP a trio tL e a g u e .I sahom egam ea g a i n s t L e h ig hU n iv ersityg o in g to keep studentso n cam pus versus o n ea g a i n s t R am apo?

T h e w ayin te rc o lle g ia te s p o rtsa r e d e v e lo p in g , s c h e d u le s a reb e c o m in g tig h te ra n dtig h te r. L essa n dl e s s gam eso u t- s id ec o n f e r e n c e sa r eb e in g

sc h e d u le d .B y th etim e S to n y B ro o ka c h i e v e s D iv isio nIstatusi t m ayw e lle n du p p la y in g th e sam e schoolsi t d o e snow .

This presum esth a tS to n y Brookw illb e a b let o develop
su c haprogram . A m azingth a t no onea t Hofstra, Adelphi, o r
D o w lin gh a st r i e dt oa ttra c tth eI s l a n d 's a tte n tio nt oth e ir
sports programs.F o r d h a m
isa tte m p tin gt o k e e pi t s h e a d
above w atera si t m ade th em o v eu p . Y o uc a nc o u n t th e num -
h e ro fs c h o o lsi nth e s ta te with I/I-A A program so n one hand.
M anyS U N Y
sc h o o lsh a v ew o n n a tio n a lcham pionships
a tth eD iv isio nI I Il e v e li nsp o rtslik eb a s k e tb a ll,ic eh o c k -
ey, andt r a c ka n dfie ld .Som ehow
S to n yB r o o k , w ithth e
s e c o n dl a r g e s te n ro llm e n ti nS U N Y , h a sy e t toa c h i e v ea
n a tio n a lt i t l ew h ileP o t s d a m
a n dP la tts b u rg hh a v e .H m m m .
D o n 'tfo rg e t,f e w p e o p lew antt ow atch a lo s in gteam .
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fo rim p ro v in g
S to n y
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cam pus,b u t
s tu d e n tss t i l lw antt oe s c a p ef r o m
s e e in gthe sam e atm os-
p h e ree v e r yd a y .B a s ic a lly
ap l a c et oh a n go u ta n dw alk
a ro u n di sr e q u i r e d w ith thea d d e dp o s s ib ilityo fbars and/or
e n te rta in m e n t d e s tin a tio n s( i . e . m ovies).
S to n yB ro o k does not w antt ob eac o lle g eto w na n d
n e v e r w illb e .I t ' sa s likely tob eac o lle g e to w na s the like-
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toth e a th le ticc o m p le x .L e t'ss e eth em em - b e rso f th e S to n yB ro o kF u n dh a v en e r v o u s breakdow nsd u e toth e m obso f c o lle g es tu d e n tsm illin ga b o u t.

B y T om m yC rean
T h eM idsum m erf e s t i v a lh a sre c e n tlyp a s s e d ,a n d
fo r
P o rtJ e f f e r s o ni sth ep o p u la ra lte rn a tiv eb u ty o u c a n 'tw alk
m e
itw asv e r y
s p e c ia l.
T heSum m erS o ls tic e
(a .k .a .
th e rea n dId o n 'tth in kth e yw antt o
a d dt o th e
h o rd e so f
H e llo ,a n dw e lc o m e
toM oonR is in g .M y nam e
is
L ith a )i sw hen
th epow erso fn a tu rea r ea t th e irh ig h e s t.
to u ris tsa n dh ig hs c h o o ls t u d e n t s .S t. Jam es,m yh o m e to w n ,
Tom m yC rean,Ia m
afe llo w
s tu d e n ta s w e lla sap ra c tic -
T he
e a rth
isl u s hw ith
f e r t i l i t y
fro m
th eG oddess
a n d
isc l o s e ra n da ni d e a lc a n d id a te ,b u t th e nIliv ei n
afa n ta s y
in gw itc h( a l lth eb ro o m sa r eo u to f th ec l o s e tn o w ).
T h is
G od.T h er i t ew as
alm ost tim edp e rfe c tly
w ithth efu ll
w o rld .S a f et os a y ,i t ' su n lik e lya n ylo c a lc o m m u n ity
w ill
w illb e
a no n g o in g
c o lu m n
c o n c e rn in g
to p ic ss u c h
a s
m oon.T h e r e
seem ed
to bes o m e th in g
s tra n g eth o u g h .
e v e rb e
S to n yB r o o k 'sto w n .T h e
s a dre a lity
isth a tth e
m y th o lo g ie s ,P a g a nc e le b ra tio n s ,
b o o kreview s,m a g ic ,
T h e re w as th iss t r a n g ee n e r g y everyw here,n o t lik eth a tt o
S m ith a v e nM alls e r v e sa sth eto w nfo r m anys t u d e n t s .N ot
a s tro lo g y
and more.Iw o u ld
w e lc o m ea n y
q u e s tio n so r
b ee x p e c t e d
a tth isf e s t i v a lb u ts o m e th in gm ore.Ic o u ld
h e lp in g
isth ela rg e
c o m m u te rp o p u la tio n
th a th a v eth e ir
id e a sth a ty o um ig h th a v ec o n c e r n i n g
m etaphysicalo r
n o t p la c em y fin g e ro ni t .Iw o u ldb ein te re s te dt o
k n o wi f
ow nto w n 's(p lu se a s i e r m o b ility ),
m undane m atters.P l e a s ere la tea llin q u irie sto :
a n y o n e
e ls ef e l tth esam e;i fs o ,p l e a s er e s p o n d . W ello n
S o w hatt od o ?
M oon R isin g
tos o m e th in g
e ls e .I ne a c hM oonR is in gc o lu m n ,Iw ill
1 )O n e id e ai st o have moreth in g sh a p p e n in go ncam pus.
S to n yB ro o kP r e s s
p re s e n tsom ed e fin itio n ,th a t w ille ith e rb ein fo rm a tiv eo r
W ithth ep le th o rao fs t u d e n tc l u b s ,g r o u p s ,a n dm e d ia ,i fa
R oom
0 6 0&0 6 1
S tu d e n tU n io n
fu n n yo rm aybeb o th .T o d a yw eh a v e :
s tu d e n tc a n 'tfin ds o m e th in gt o becom ein v o lv e d
w ith ,th e y
T h es u ni sn o w
inth es i g no fC ancerfo rth eq u e s tio n -
W itc h e sB u tter:T h ed e v ilg iv e sth ew itc h e so fSw eden
e ith e ra r e n 'ttry in go rc a nc r e a t es o m e th in g
new .T h ec a t c h
in gr e a d e r .I na s tro lo g yI'v en o te das lig h tlyd iffe re n ts y s -
c a ts
w h ic ha re c a lle d
c a r r ie r sb e c a u s e
th e ya r es e n tb y
fo rth ead m in istratio ni sth a tth e y h a v en os a yo v e r th ef u n d -
te m
tog e tg e n e r a l facts aboutth es i g n s . W ell,i t ' sn o t
th e ir m istressest os t e a li nth en e i g h b o r h o o d .T h eg r e e d y
in go fstu d e n t a c tiv itie s .T h u s ,y o uc a nw a tc hfo ry e t a n o th e r
re a lly
d iffe re n t,i t ' sju s tn o ta ss p e c i f i e d
a s a fullc h a r t -
a n im a lso ns u c ho c c a s i o n sc a n n o tf o r b e a rt os a t i s f y
th e ir
in e v ita b lea tte m p tfo ra lls t u d e n t m o n ie st o be under a d m in -
h o u ser e a d i n g .E achs i g n
isa s s o c i a t e d
w ith
o n eo fe a c h
ow na p p e tite s .S o m e tim e s
th e ye a tt ore p le tio n
a n da r e
is tr a tiv ec o n tro l.
o fth efo u re le m e n ts
(A kashan o tin c lu d e d ).F ro m
e a c h
o b lig e d
tod is g o rg e
th e irs to le n
m e a l.T h e irv o m iti s
D o n 'tfo rg e t,th is cam pusu s e dt oh a v e
1 0 +
b a rs ,r e g u l a r
e le m e n tw eg e td iffe re n tsym bolism ,e n e r g y
ty p e s ,m et-
a lw a y sfo u n di nk itc h e n sa n dg a r d e n s ,a n di so fay e llo w
c o n c e rts ,a n d cam pus w id ee v e n tslik eO ctoberfest. W h ileI
a ls ,h e r b s ,e tc .. .B y ju s tk n o w in gth ee le m e n tth a t g o v -
c o lo ra n di sc a lle dW itc h e sB u tte r.(fla tte rin g ,n o ? )
d o n 'tth in kth e rew illb e the returno f1 0 0 keg parties,d e lv -
em sap e rs o n s
s ig n
y o u
c a nk n o w
som e
g e n e ra lth in g s
K ha:T h eE g y p tia nnam efo ro n eo f th eim m o rtalp a rtso f
in g
in tou n iv e rs ity
h isto rym ig h ty ie ld
som ei d e a s ;d o n 't
a b o u tap e rs o n .C anceri sth eo n ly
h o u s eo fth em oon,
m an,p ro b a b ly
th e
s p ir it.T he w ord
m eans" c l e a r "
o r
re in v e n tth ew h e e l. M aybew e 'lls e eth er e t u r no fp ro fe s s o rs
a n dth ef i r s ts i g no f th ew ateryn o rth e rnt r i p l e t s .W a te rb y
" lu m in o u s "a n di ss y m b o liz e db yaflam eo ff i r e .
a sg u e s tb a r t e n d e r sa tth eG raduateS tu d e n tL o u n g es e r v i n g
its
v e ryn a tu re
isflo w in g ,p u rify in g ,h e a lin g
a n ds o o t h -
u pth e irfa v o ritebrew s.
in g .I ti sa s s o c i a t e d
w ith re c e p tiv ee n e r g i e s
and isth u s
T he
a b o v e
d e fin itio n s
w ere
ta k e n
fro m
th e
2 )T h en e w
stu d e n tc e n t e rw illh e lps olo n ga si td e v e lo p s
fe m in in e .I t ' sc o lo rs can beo fth ed e e p e s tb lu e ,p o s s i b l y
E n c y c lo p e d ia
o f th eO c c u ltb yL e w isS p e n c e .Im yself
in toits p o te n tia lw h ilea v o id in g
th etra d itio n a lc o n s tru c tio n
m o ttledw ithg r e e n .
Som ea n im a lsa s s o c i a t e d
w ithth e
h a v e fo u n dth eb o o kt o be accuratea t te llin gs u p e rs titio u s
p ro b le m s
th a tp la g u eth ecam pus.N ow
i fth eU nderth e
w a te re le m e n ta re
th ec a t,fro g ,tu rtle ,w h a le
a n do f
(s tu p id s titio u s )b e l i e f s ,b u tf a rl e s sa c c u r a t ea tth etru th .I
B rid g e m in i-m alli se v e r b u ilt..
c o u rs eth e Crab forC ancer.
m ean w ithW itc h e sB u tte r,Iw h ic hIh a dac a tt o
go steal
3 )B e tte rd o rml i f e .T h is,o fc o u r s e ,d e p e n d so f d o rmre h a b ili-
L ik eth eC rab,C a n c e r 'sp u tu p
ah a rds h e l lt op r o t e c t
fo rm e (th a tw o u ldb ec o o lh u h , h u h ...h u h ,h u h ).
ta tio n .I t ' sh a r dt oh a v e
g o o dm o ralew heny o u r p rim ary
a n dc o v e ru pth e irs o f tin te rio r.T h e y
a ls oh a v eac la w
W ellit lo o k slik e that w illb rin gth ise p i s o d eo fM oon
a c tiv ityi s sm ashingc o c k r o a c h e sa n dta k in gc o ldshow ers( a t
th a tc a nre a llyh u rti fy o up u s hth e m
to o hard. A sag e n -
R is in gt oac l o s efo rnow .P l e a s ef e e lf r e et os e n d
le tte r s
le a s tn o to np u r p o s e ) .O fc o u rs ed o rm
re h a bw ill c o m p le te ly
e ra lru leo f th u m b ,w a te r.s ig n sa r eu s u a llyv e r ye m o tio n a l
ina n dI ' l l w riteb a c ks o o n .
elim in atea n yv e s tig efo rth ed o rmc o o k in gp r o g r a mb u tle t's
("tsunam i"
m eana n y th in g ? ).T h e yc a ng e td e p r e s s e de a s -
T ill n e x t,
ig n o res t u d e n tc o n c e rn sfo rth e g lo ryo f th e u n iv e rs ity .
ily
i f m istreated,th o u g h
th e yd o n 'to fte ns h o w
i t . W ell,
b le s s e db e
C o n tin u e do np a g e5
e n o u g ho nc r a b s ,le tu sg e to n w iths o m e th in ge l s e .
J u ly2 5 ,1 9 9 4p a g e3

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