The Hideous Blobfish

By Elton Camp
Meet the blobfish
Let the glorious news be shared
Worlds ugliest animal declared
The Ugly Animal Preservation League
This particular fish highly did intrigue
They then went on to mention
The panda gets too much attention
While their intentions had to be good
The designation went past what it should
Blobfish lives 4!!! feet beneath the sea
"ts only on land that hideous will he be
"n his natural habitat the pressures high
#owever hes constructed so as not to die
Both s$eleton and muscle he does lac$
Against pressure he neednt push bac$
When blobfish is where he does belong
With his loo$s theres nothing wrong
The Blobfish in its natural habitat