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� I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.��. Nice
Ass!!!

� A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything
new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'

� Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do
so.

� When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, I need ur hand
2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye Haath Mujhe De De Thakur

� Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to
someone who fits the description! Don�t send it back; I've already received
hundreds.

� So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.

� The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. Which movie did
he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......

� Geeta Sar: SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi
veyarth nahi jaata, Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!

� Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now
you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

� God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made
lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.