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� The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second
half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

� When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is
there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

� Look at the world around u; u�ll see God's creativity. Look at the breakfast
table; u�ll c God's providence. Look at the mirror u�ll c God's sense of humor.

� A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon,
your son!
Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!

� You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so you can live and have a
shower so others can live.

� Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?

A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the
consequences.

� God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil
thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

� I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I
lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again

� The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

� I've written a poem for you:

Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.