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Marijuana Simpson

Marijuana Simpson

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i'm not sure if he ever has, but i think if he wanted to, homer simpson could probably smoke weed
do you think homer simpson could inhale the smoke from the burning marijuana deep into his lungs, then exhale, becoming intoxicated?
do you know if homer simpson has ever inhaled the smoke of the marijuana plant? i'm not sure. it would make him high pretty easily.
have you ever wondered if homer simpson could breathe in the acrid smoke of the green marijuana buds? i think it might get him pretty high.
i'm not sure if he ever has, but i think if he wanted to, homer simpson could probably smoke weed
do you think homer simpson could inhale the smoke from the burning marijuana deep into his lungs, then exhale, becoming intoxicated?
do you know if homer simpson has ever inhaled the smoke of the marijuana plant? i'm not sure. it would make him high pretty easily.
have you ever wondered if homer simpson could breathe in the acrid smoke of the green marijuana buds? i think it might get him pretty high.

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Published by: homer_marijuana_fan on Jul 09, 2014
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 MARIJUANA SIMPSON
What if Homer Simpson smoked weedCan hoemer do it too? can homer do it too? what if homer simpson smoked weed?Can you imagine if Homer Simpson smoked weed?Does Homer smoke weed? No? Well, what if he did?can you imagine what it would be like? Thank you.
PSYCHIATRIST
and how does it make you feel that Homer Simpsonsmoke weed?
 ME
 well, he doesn't. but i often imagine if he did.
 ME
Homer, would you smoke this weed with me?
HOMER
Well, I never have... But I know you've oftenthought about it.
ESTRAGON
He wouldn't.
VLADIMIR
He could.
ESTRAGON
Homer... smoke weed?
VLADIMIR
He might.
 
ESTRAGON
But why?
VLADIMIR
Why not?
BUSH
 And then what if Homer puffed it? Like this[pantomimes puffing joint]
CHENEY
[laughing] Bush you are insane
BUSH
It could happen.
 MORRIS
[frankly] Did Homer Simpson smoke weed?
RUMSFELD
[long pause, then a sad grin] I don't know
 MORRIS
You don't--
RUMSFELD
I do not.
 MCDONALDS
Can i take your order sir
 ME
 marijuana simpson?
 MCDONALDS
excuse me?
 ME
sorry. was thinking about ho0mer smoke weed
 MCD
o ok
 MCDONALDS
order sir?
 ME
iwantto-know-about-you
 
 MCD
i can't sir
 ME
 why though?
 MCD
it's-againstthelaw
 ME
ur-a-person-2-me
 MCD
thxbutno
SETHROGEN
BUhhh i mean f*cking... what if though? Homersimpson hiting a blunt, why not
LETTERMAN
[stares blankly into audience]
BART is rolling a jointHOMER entersBART
Oh, hey. Was just about to toke
HOMER
OK. Let's do this then.
BART
Light it up, then.
HOMER
ok
HOMER
This is some good herb
BART
I got it from my friend Moe
HOMER
Moe the bartender?
BART

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